Earthy Superstar

　　The mudslides in the entertainment circle, a generation of madmen with swordsmanship, the root of all evil in the pop world-Li Tiezhu, debuted on a national music audition show.

　　...

　　 2016, July 16th, Saturday.

　　 The sun of midsummer embraces the world fiercely, as if to melt everything.

　　 The sixth season of "Super Voice", a national audition program known as the cradle of superstars, was in the Western Conference audition scene. The huge candidate area was full of young boys and girls who came to participate in the audition, with a total of four to five hundred people.

"Thank you!"

　　 A little fat man with a guitar on his back, dragging a young man eating a popsicle, hurriedly and rudely through the crowd, provoking complaints and contempt from nearby players.

　　 The little fat guy came near the stage entrance and glanced up at the big screen on the wall. The current competition is No. 797, and his number is No. 801.

　　 "Hoo-good risk, finally caught up!"

　　 "Qin Tao, I'll accompany you in the audition if you say yes, I will do the work of expanding your pig farm, and you are not allowed to be shameless."

　　A popsicle-eating boy, seventeen or eighteen years old, wearing a shabby white vest, a pair of shorts, a pair of torn green rubber shoes on his feet, and a standard migrant dress. He was tall and thin, with wheat-colored skin, a simple round head, sharp face, thick eyebrows and big eyes, but his eyes were slightly dull, and he looked a little straightforward.

　　 "I see, Li Tiezhu, you, you...hurry up and memorize the lyrics again, we should be on the court soon. I feel very good, and I'm... about to split."

　　 The little fat man Qin Tao wiped the sweat from his forehead nervously, his voice trembling violently because of his tension.

　　 In the hot weather, he was wearing a black leather jacket with rivets, tight leather pants that were about to break apart, and high-top leather boots with rivets. It was a miracle that there was no heatstroke.

　　 "It splits because your trousers are too tight and you are strangling the ditch."

　　 Li Tiezhu sat on the floor carelessly and continued to lick the popsicles. If it hadn't been for taking the work of the pig farm, he wouldn't risk being detained from work by the foreman and sneak out to accompany Qin Tao's mischief.

　　 Be a star?

nonexistent.

　　 They are both at the same table and best friends. They are both seventeen years old this year. They are in their third year of high school after the summer vacation.

　　 Qin Tao's family is a pig farm, which is a rich town, but the rebellious Qin Tao is ashamed to be with pigs and wants to be a singer.

　　 Li Tiezhu is a rural man, his family is as poor as he is, and the father and son depend on each other for life.

　　 He has been wandering around with his father who is part-time worker since he was a child. Three years ago, his father was injured in an accident, and his poor family became more and more difficult. Therefore, Li Tiezhu has used his holidays to do odd jobs at his father's construction site to make money since the third grade.

　　 For this reason, he was often ridiculed and rejected by other classmates.

　　 Qin Tao, who was tired from running, also sat on the ground with Li Tiezhu, excitedly enjoying the beautiful life after a hit.

　　 "Wait for me to be red, you will follow me!"

　　 "If you become a star, you can open a pig farm ten times bigger than your dad. I will do the project for you."

　　 "Grass! I'm so red, and run a **** pig farm?"

　　 "If you don't raise pigs, what do you raise?"

　　 The two of them yelled at each other, but they didn't notice that there was a lot of space around them.

　　 Those handsome men and women who came to the competition cast disgusting eyes at the two of them. It seems that if you get closer to them, you will be poisoned.

　　 The young men and women whispered, sometimes mixed with a little ridicule.

　　 "Look at those two soil buns!"

　　 "Although it is an audition, the program group has no bottom line, right? All the local dogs are included."

　　 "That is, lower the grade of the entire show."

　　 "This kind of people are here to be funny. Every year, the show crew will make some strange works to attract attention. It is impossible for them to advance!"

　　 "Stay away from them, that migrant worker is dirty and dead. It must be smelly."

　　...

　　 At the selection site, four judges sat in a row, with a serious expression of deep exhaustion and exhaustion.

　　 "The next digit, number 800."

　　 800 is a shaggy girl. After taking the stage, she grunted twice, took a sharp breath, her eyes stared, and her face trembled:

　　 "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Ding!

　　 The bell was rang.

　　 A gray-haired male judge, picking his ears and saying: "Okay, you can go down."

The shaggy girl looked solemn: "No! Teacher, you haven't heard the singing behind me. This is a kind of singing first and then suppressing, mainly to express the exciting feelings in the heroine's heart and the impact of indifferent reality. And the impermanent one... impermanence, um, and..."

"Next!"

　　 "Old man, you are jealous! I want to sue you!"

　　 "Drag it down!"

　　 The white-haired judges held their heads with their hands trembling.

　　 "Director, cut the scene. Let's rest for three minutes before continuing."

　　 Another male judge, Yi Feng, saw that the old artist Chen Posong was on the verge of collapse, so he hurriedly stopped the show.

　　 Lengba handed a bottle of water to Mr. Chen next to him, and comforted: "Don't be angry, audition, it is inevitable that you will encounter some weird players, you don't need to be familiar with them."

　　 "Super Good Voice" has four tutors in each stage of the competition. They are basically a senior musician, a popular actress, a popular male star, and a new singer.

　　The judges in the Western Division are Chen Posong, a 40-year film and television composer, Leng Ba, an actress from a music family, Yi Feng who can sing and perform, and Lin Fan, the fourth place in the last "Super Sound".

　　 has a very strong lineup and has a very high guarantee for ratings.

　　 "It's okay, Lengba, let me take it easy."

　　Chen Posong shook his head. Even though he had already done psychological construction, he still underestimated the power of the players and overestimated his ability to bear.

　　...

　　 In front of the TV, computer, and mobile phone screens, the audience was already laughing.

　　 Singing to death, but still the main idea?

　　Many audiences feel sorry for the old man Chen Posong. For decades, the music scene has been in full swing, but they did not expect to suffer such torture when they are old. It was... so fun!

　　 Because "Super Sound" is a program that is broadcast live on the whole network in real time, various weird situations often appear. However, these strange scenes not only did not destroy the reputation of this program, but on the contrary made the national audience more recognized.

　　Because of the truth.

　　Because everyone likes to eat melon.

　　At this time, because the judges and teachers were resting, the program team cut the scene to the candidate scene, which was a good image of sentient beings. Some are screaming, some are fighting the landlord, some are playing Wangzhe Pesticide, some are applying makeup, and there is an old man doing breakdancing...

　　 In order to ensure that the show is not plain, usually at this time the show team will deliberately shoot some special players, such as beautiful women, handsome guys, old aunts and so on.

　　 In the end, the camera was locked on the two little boys, one fat and one thin, sitting on the floor. A punk turtle, a retro migrant worker, the combination of the two is enough alternative.

　　 The two fat and thin people who have already been on the live screen do not know it at all, and are still enjoying the future.

　　 Qin Tao said: "Why don't you understand? Become a big star, I won't raise pigs, and you don't have to move bricks."

　　 Li Tiezhu licked a popsicle: "I still think raising pigs is more suitable for your temperament."

　　 Qin Tao: "Fart... I will definitely be promoted."

　　 Li Tiezhu's expression is sincere: "Being a star or something, just think about it. To be honest! Qin Tao, just your broken voice, you can sing in "Super Good Voice"? Are you crazy?"

　　 Qin Tao fell into deep thought: "Try it... What if the judges are also crazy?"

　　 At the selection site, the live broadcast is also shown on the big screen.

　　 "噗—"

　　 Chen Posong, who was about to drink water, sprayed directly, frantic.

　　Is this a public toilet?

　　 The other three were not much better, Lengba smiled so much that her stomach hurts and tears came out.

　　 The audience who watched the live broadcast also laughed, and the barrage flew randomly.

　　 "The judges are crazy!"

　　 "Master Chen Posong hold on!"

　　 "Distressed Lengba..."

　　 "These two goods are the show crew invited to tease, right?"

　　 "Go home and raise pigs, go trash!"

　　 "Don't come here to insult this program for the rural stuffed buns, it's shameful!"

　　 "Did Brother Flathead just come over from the construction site after moving bricks?"

　　 "Fat man in leather, you are genuine leather!"

　　 "Actually, the little brother Intou is pretty good-looking!"

　　 The screen zooms in.

　　 Li Tiezhu took a popsicle and pointed at Qin Tao: "You said you have to do something bad, you have to sing? If you can't get into college, it's good if you go home and open a pig farm with your dad!"

"I like!"

　　 "You see, raising pigs is also a good business. Be bigger and stronger! Create more glories!"

"I…"

　　 "I think your dad also meant the same. Didn't he even buy you a professional book last time? What is it called?"

　　 ""Postpartum Care of the Sow"."

"Right."

　　 Qin Tao said boredly: "Yes to Mao! I like singing."

　　 Li Tiezhu: "Who sings a serious person?"

　　 On the national broadcast screen, the barrage is crazy, and the atmosphere is very hilarious.

　　 "Being bigger, stronger and more brilliant will make me laugh to death."

　　 "Who sings a serious person?"

　　 "Postpartum care of sows is a good book. UU看书www.uukanshu.com"

　　 "Little handsome guy with an inch head, my sister raises you and buys you nice clothes for 50,000 yuan a month."

　　 "There is something wrong with you in front of you!"

　　 "Did I watch a fake good voice?"

　　 "This is "Happiness Comedian"."

　　From these bullet screens, you can know how many people laughed through the screen and screamed pigs.

　　 At this time, the voice of the staff sounded:

　　 "No. 801, start the competition."

　　 The fat and thin duo who were discussing the philosophy of life instantly stood up and rushed to the selection room holding the guitar.

　　The barrage broke out again, and it turns out that these two weird things are No. 801.

　　 There is a good show to watch!

Entering the selection room, Qin Tao was panting, standing in front of the microphone, blushing and his neck thick: "Hello, teacher, me, me, my name is Qin Tao. The song we are competing for is the production of sows... Oh, no, yes. What Jiebao..."

　　 "Puff......"

　　 The laughter came from the judges' bench, and there was more than one, only the respected old Mr. Chen Posong, who forcibly held it back and was professional.

　　 Lengba covered her mouth and laughed so her whole body trembled.

　　 Li Tiezhu, who was also panting, leaned in front of the microphone and licked the popsicles and said, "We used to be."

　　 Qin Tao nervously said: "Ah...yes, yes, yes, we after childbirth."

　　 Psychological quality has always been Qin Tao's shortcoming. He originally signed up for the competition alone, but when he came to the competition, he was so scared that he shook Li Tiezhu's courage.

　　 After all, Li Tiezhu is a standard iron man, and he never knows what fear is.

　　The barrage of the live screen:

　　 Hello, the judges, the song we are competing for is "We After Childbirth".