Earthy Superstar

Chapter 198: : Sense of Variety

Li Tie’s stigma did not lift up, peeled out a crayfish, dipped it in the soup and took a bite, full of fragrance, and grunted contentedly: “It’s even better if it’s hotter.”

Chen Yi quickly ate a crayfish with his hands and feet, and he was full of happiness, but he did not dare to show it for fear of offending Luhani.

Luhani put the SLR camera down, licked his face and sat down next to Li Tiezhu, rolling his eyes, and took up a plastic glove: "Tie Zhu, you peel it a bit slowly, I will teach you a new method of peeling lobster."

Li Tiezhu gave a hum and looked over.

Chen Yi smiled and glanced at him secretly.

Luhani really has a set. Starting from the tail, he peeled out a shrimp in three seconds, and said, "How about it? Come on?"

With that, Luhani was about to throw the shrimp into his mouth, and then stopped awkwardly.

Li Tiezhu looked at Luhani and the lobster in his hand.

Luhani swallowed his saliva, grunted, with a slightly louder voice, and then put the crayfish in Li Tiezhu's bowl rather reluctantly: "Eat fast, I don’t like crayfish. Brother will peel it for you. Let me tell you. This crayfish is nothing delicious, but peeling lobster is very satisfying, just like some people like to make bubbles..."

Li Tiezhu passed a paper towel.

Luhani took it and wiped his saliva, and finally smiled shyly: "Hahahaha... Tie Zhu, this crayfish is so fragrant, hahaha..."

Li Tiezhu shook his head: "I won't mess with you, Brother Lu, let's fix Brother Chichi in the next issue."

Luhani forcibly ate a crayfish. Seeing that Li Tiezhu didn't say anything, he moved more swiftly: "Why?"

Li Tiezhu: "It's okay for me, but he encourages you to report me, which is not meaningful to you. He knows that Brother Chao is about to split his hips, and he encourages you. Is this not clear to you? In case I can't tell the truth. , You... how will you play football in the future?"

Luhani was stunned: "Yes! Why didn't I react?"

Li Tiezhu said: "The two old people are not easy to deal with. You will definitely suffer when you follow them. We are not the same. We are both young people, and we are all musicians, musicians..."

Luhani took the shrimp and pointed at Li Tiezhu: "Pure!"

Li Tiezhu: "That's right. So, the two of us must unite."

Luhani nodded again and again: "It makes sense, you see that you gave Brother Chao a word of horse, but you are so good to me, you don't hold any grudges at all, and you give me crayfish. I believe you! From now on, I will have the same head. National Brother-in-Law Vs Tianba Moving Ba Tua!"

Li Tiezhu: "Come on, Brother Deer, the whole big bone, the bone marrow in it is the essence."

Luhani was flattered: "Ouch, pay attention! Thank you brother."

Chen Yi, who secretly eats like a hamster, has melons. Li Tiezhu is too terrible, right? Is this really a newcomer?

What am I? Rookie?

No, I shouldn't be so bloated, I'm a cabbage bug at best.

When the self-heating hot pot is cooked, Li Tiezhu opened the lid and picked up the dishes: "Well, the hot pot is almost meaningless, but it's invincible that the rice can be cooked like this, the second sister is righteous."

Luhani repeated the old tricks, slicing vegetables for Li Tiezhu, and squeezing it into his own bowl: "You can tell me carefully, why the second sister invited you to dinner again? I can't figure it out."

Li Tiezhu ate the hot pot and said, "This is how things are dripping..."

When the show was broadcast, the later teacher added a reverse special effect here, and it was just an hour ago.

At ten o'clock, Li Tiezhu, who was not awake, appeared in the room with disheveled hair. Faced with the urge of the staff to let him go to work, he curled his lips and said, "Isn't it just Cengfan? I'm the best at Cengfan."

The staff began to talk to Li Tiezhu, if you want to make a successful meal, you must ask Chao Chao for forgiveness and so on.

Li Tiezhu washed and went out, got in the car, and his backhand was a phone call: "Hello? Second sister? Today, Brother Chao and the others went to the wedding site to work and eat. He lost his job and had no food to eat. He didn't sleep with Xiaolu and Chenyi. Dress up in disguise and go... well. I'll go see them, by the way, for the effect of the show, and to help you get revenge, I will eat them on the spot, how about you ordering me two boxes of lunch?"

Second sister: "They are so miserable? They haven't slept? That's it. How about a box lunch? My sister will order you a luxurious meal. You help me greedy them. After I place the order, I will take a screenshot and send me the address. ."

Li Tiezhu: "Don't worry, Sister, wrap it around me."

After hanging up the phone, Li Tiezhu slumped in the car to make up his mind. After a while, the phone rang, and the screen shot of the order sent by the second sister was super luxurious.

This is the end of the playback.

The comment on the barrage area is a bit dazed:

"What's the rhythm of this? Is the second sister so two?"

"Li Tiezhu is too bad, right?"

"That is, rub someone once and rub someone twice."

"Li Tiezhu has concealed important information, and he has no food for himself."

"Suddenly I feel serious brother is very black."

"I think Li Tiezhu's reaction is instinctive. He is nasty and nasty."

"Is it okay to be nasty?"

During the rest, the three of Li Tiezhu ate heartily.

Chen Yi heard what Li Tiezhu said, and was even more puzzled: "Does the second sister hate us so much? She wants to order such a luxurious meal to **** us off. Then why does she like Brother Tie Zhu so much?"

Luhani laughed: "Hahaha...Chenyi, this showbiz, it's not about singing and dancing..."

Li Tiezhu: "There is also a worldly affiliation, and Spicy Claw taught me."

Luhani caught a chopsticks and said: "Yes! Second sister can be such a cheat? Also, did she simply order Tie Zhu's meal? It's because you didn't understand the overtones of Li Tiezhu and Second Sister, Li Tiezhu looked like Speaking of irritating us, I was actually worried that we could not eat, tired and hungry. The second sister ordered a big meal afterwards. Obviously she was distressed by Brother Chao and we did not rest, and did not order Tie Zhu alone. The two of them did this. It’s deliberately brought us food, my second sister is kind! Good brother Tie Zhu!"

Chen Yi scratched his head: "Is it so complicated?"

Li Tiezhu: "Is this complicated?"

Chenyi's expression lost his management ability: "Isn't this complicated?"

Luhani: "Hahaha...So, there was already a copy of Chaoge here. As a result, we were eating hot pot and he went to work again, hahaha..."

Li Tiezhu: "That's no way. It can't be that everyone doesn't work, right? The show hasn't been recorded yet?"

Luhani: "It makes sense, Brother Chao, come on, oh, this duck blood is so delicious."

The barrage is now clear:

"Tie Zhu has a high EQ, why haven't I found it before?"

"It is called high EQ if it is easily discovered?"

"Han Hong, Lengba, Fang Bo, and Xu Shanzheng are all vying to bring new people, can they not have EQ?"

"Fang Bo was tied up, kicked, and accompanied Li Tiezhu on the show. Li Tiezhu was terrible."

"There is also Tietou, what is it like to be fascinated? Li Tiezhu is terribly +1."

"No one said that "Masked Singer"? He blew himself up on the stage, and it turned out to be the focus of the audience, and he couldn't accept it.

"Tie Zhu reminded me of a similarly naive actor whose emotional intelligence was so explosive and likable."

"I suspect you are talking about Wang Moubao."

"Don't doubt that upstairs, that's right. Tie Zhu is an enhanced version."

The crayfish had only shells left, and the small hot pot also saw the bottom. When the three people ate and drank enough to drink the soup, Brother Chao was sweating and ran back: "Little deer, Chenyi, hehehe...is it so fast? Ah? Is it so fast? I went there for twenty minutes..."

Chao Ge's solemn face was nothing but grief and anger in an instant.

Luhani: "Brother Chao doesn't eat the food from Sang Lai, so he doesn't have to eat this hot pot. I am different, I have no spine, and the Internet says that I am a mother-in-law."

Brother Chao laughed: "Little Deer, for a hot pot meal, you don't have to lose your face?"

Luhani: "Can the face be eaten as a meal?"

Brother Chao: "..."

Deng Chao came over, looked at the small hot pot, grabbed Luhani’s chopsticks, changed one, and started to fish it in the small hot pot, and laughed with tears when he fished it out: "I'm really finished? There is no half of the potato left? Ha ha ha ha ha…"

To be reasonable, Deng Chao is really angry. Even if he has always had a good personality and takes care of his juniors in variety shows, he is too much, right?

It's not that Li Tiezhu is too much alone, and Luhani is too much. Forget Chen Yi, the kid doesn't understand anything at all.

Li Tiezhu hiccuped: "Hiccup~ Too much. Brother Chao is not kind. He always doesn't want to eat the food that came with us. He forced Brother Deer to eat a lot of hairy belly and crayfish. He is fattened into balls, and you are so right. he?"

Luhani covered his face and laughed: "Hahahaha...Li Tiezhu, you are the devil!"

Deng Chao distorted his expression when throwing his chopsticks and switched back and forth between anger and hilarious laughter, and finally fixed the frame into the classic "Crying without tears": "I...give me the spoon."

Chen Yi handed over the spoon.

Deng Chao took a spoonful of the soup from the small hot pot, took a sip, and savored, "This tastes really good!"

Chenyi and Luhani rolled over with laughter.

Ding…

Li Tiezhu was overjoyed and dinged again. He snatched the spoon back: "Brother Chao, don't be like this. Don't break the image of a tough guy for so long. In the program group, the picture of Brother Chao's hot pot soup is cut off."

Deng Chao: "..."

Li Tiezhu hiccup again: "Hiccup~ Brother Chao, add some oil!"

Deng Chao took a deep breath, really wanting to swear. Finally, he handed the table SLR to Luhani, turned and left: "The wedding is almost over, you both are here, let's go show up, then who... shameless , Wear a mask and follow me."

Li Tiezhu: "Okay!"

For the effect of the show, Brother Chao is really fighting, this is not black, unlike Chen Chichi's lazy guy.

Moreover, Brother Chao has a very good personality, so he didn't really turn his face with Li Tiezhu, and changed to another big coffee. I am afraid that I will be out of the game directly, and there will be no more shots in this issue.

At the wedding scene, Chen Ming said at the end of the wedding: "Please wait a moment, we have prepared a special gift for the two newlyweds, and we have invited our hotel staff to perform a dance for everyone."

Brother Chao appeared on the stage wearing a wig and a mask, and almost flashed his waist when he danced awkwardly.

Everyone at the scene was stunned, what the **** is this? The hotel management staff on the side became even darker, so let's fire this kind of staff directly.

After the jump, Brother Chao took a wig and a mask to greet everyone, causing everyone to scream and lift their phones.

Chen Yi was also called up to jump for a while, but Fat Deer refused, and was a little bit supportive just now.

Brother Chao was still not satisfied. He glanced around and found a black-faced baby at the door: "The black-faced guy who looks bad at first glance is also ours. Come up and sing a song for everyone."

Li Tiezhu didn't hide, so he took off his mask and went to the stage.

The audience chanted his name. After all, Li Tiezhu's name was also very loud during this period, especially his songs.

Deng Chao is still slandering Li Tiezhu: "Tie Zhu looks simple and honest, but it's really broken. I'm working hard here. He eats self-heating hot pot in the background, and he didn't leave a piece of it for me. You say he did this thing authentically. Do not?"

Brother Chao still minded a little bit.

Everyone in the audience, especially the mother fans, shouted in unison: "Tie Zhu did a beautiful job!"

Deng Chao: "Huh?"

For mom fans, my family Tie Zhu, if we don't do such a reckless thing, it must be a problem.

Li Tiezhu took the microphone and said, "Thank you, I'll bring you a new song. Let's sing a cappella."

Deng Chao: "New song? I haven't sung it?"

Li Tiezhu nodded: "Thank Brother Chao for giving me inspiration. This song is dedicated to Brother Chao. Brother Deer, give me the whole batch to death."

Luhani: "It's Biberx."

Li Tiezhu: "Whatever, "Hot Pot Bottom Material" is dedicated to Brother Chao."

Deng Chao still has some doubts, is this an apology?

Li Tiezhu followed the rhythm of Luhani and began to sing:

We eat hot pot, you eat hot pot base

Smile at you because i'm polite

There are many people who compare the ruthless goods

Bao Baotou feels which day is this month

Deng Chao's face was stiff, and he was really angry. Is this ironic when I was drinking hot pot soup? Isn't it too much? I have been taking care of you all the time. No matter how much I am a senior, I am not angry. Are you still taunting?

Luhani’s Biberks is a bit messy, is Li Tiezhu so rigid?

Chen Yi was embarrassed all along.

Chen Ming, who stepped aside, shook his head slightly. This Li Tiezhu really couldn't be a human being. With his understanding of Deng Chao, this one was already really angry.

Li Tiezhu’s singing has a sense of rhythm, which makes everyone very happy:

Shuangqing is hot and will not accompany you hustle

Spicy Spicy will not accompany you hustle

Spicy Spicy will not accompany you hustle

Spicy Spicy will not accompany you hustle

Soon, after singing a song, the audience applauded.

When the show was broadcast, the response was mixed. Some people praised the barrage, some people said it was a variety show, and some people said that Li Tiezhu was not a person.

Deng Chaoqiang held back his anger, took the three of them to thank everyone, and then exited. Go back and change clothes and come back to Cengfan, of course, he is the only one who needs to Cengfan.

Deng Chao returned to the lounge and went to change his clothes without saying a word.

Luhani and Chenyi were a little frightened. Brother Chao didn't do this before. He would always say a few words to them and praise the newcomer to help relieve tension.

Li Tiezhu turned a deaf ear, walked to the table in silence, and took out another self-heating hot pot.

Luhani: "Ah? Did you hide one? Yes, Tie Zhu! Brother Chao already..."

Li Tiezhu: "This has to be hidden from you, otherwise it's not easy to act. The show crew will not shoot this section, let Chao Ge remain angry, and then reflect his good character, how good?"

Luhani: "Are you a bad guy?"

Li Tiezhu: "I'm Tiehanhan, what am I afraid of?"

Chen Yi: "Really learned..."

Deng Chao came out with a dark face and changed his clothes. He suddenly sucked his nose. He looked over and rolled his throat, as if he realized something. His eyes flashed, but his face remained dismissive, and he walked toward the door.

Li Tiezhu: "Ahhhh! This small beef hot pot is more fragrant than the self-heating small hot pot just now, tut..."

Deng Chao walked out the door, ran back within three seconds, and pinched Li Tiezhu's neck: "Your uncle! I just got so angry, don't you know? Why am I so miserable in this issue? It's a horse and a horse. Hot pot bottoms? You even wrote a song specifically to mock me! I strangled you to death."

Li Tiezhu: "Isn't this to set off your great image of forbearing humiliation?"

Deng Chao: "Go away! Where's the chopsticks?"

Li Tiezhu stepped aside and offered chopsticks with both hands: "I'll serve you soup while it's hot."

Luhani quietly took out a small box from the plastic box on the side: "I'm afraid Tie Zhu won't keep it for you, so I quietly left you ten crayfish and shrimp, all of which were peeled with Li Tiezhu on his back. They were frightened."

Deng Chao was slightly moved. Luhani and Li Tiezhu were both good boys, and he looked at Chen Yi again.

Chen Yi panicked: "I, I, I..."

Deng Chao smiled and said, "Look at the child, don't be afraid. You are fine, don't learn from these two old oil sons, it is very important to keep this simple."

Chen Yi was sweaty: "Thanks, thank you Chao Brother."

Deng Chao gobbled it up, after all, he was sleepy and hungry. After eating a small hot pot, drank the soup, dipped the soup and tasted the crayfish, wiped his mouth, and went to "cengfan".

Before Deng Chao left, he pointed to Li Tiezhu: "The variety show is very good! The show crew can start filming."

Deng Chao went on to work.

Luhani said with emotion: "My sense of variety show is brought out by Brother Chao and Brother Chi Chi. They taught me a lot. Tie Zhu, you are born! The first phase of the good voice, you and Brother Chi Chi, Give me a daze."

Chen Yi: "Brother Chao is to blame me for not leaving him anything?"

Luhani patted him on the shoulder: "Hey! People are more popular than others, you, do you know if you follow Tie Zhu in the future? If you can learn from him, the variety show will have a place for you."

Chen Yi: "Learn from him? What do you learn? I dance and can't sing."

Luhani: "..."

Li Tiezhu said concisely: "Brother Lu told you to learn from me and let you go shamelessly. The artists who record variety shows are not serious artists."

Chen Yi: "I'm serious, the agent forced me to come."

Li Tiezhu was also right: "Tell you Jill!"

After recording this episode, Deng Chao really liked Li Tiezhu, and he was under great pressure to record the show rationally.

A group of teammates who couldn't move, made him strenuous, and from time to time he had to slap himself and be stupid, and also threw his tail vertebrae, which was also miserable. He was lazy, that's right, he was talking about Chen Chichi, who obviously can produce good results, but if he doesn't want to work hard, Luhani has worked harder than him.

Fortunately, there was Li Tiezhu. Although he appeared to be tit-for-tat on the surface, he actually supported the effect of the program. Moreover, Li Tiezhu also intends to belittle himself and fulfill Deng Chao's good personality, which makes Deng Chao quite moved.

The most important thing is that Li Tiezhu didn't mention anything about Brother Chao, I'm sorry, I'm overwhelming you, cooking a little hot pot to apologize and other nonsense, this is true temperament.

Sure enough, because of the lack of shots of Li Tiezhu leaving Deng Chao with a small hot pot, there are many discordant voices on the barrage:

"This Li Tiezhu really has no quality..."

"Although it is a variety show, it is too much. Li Tiezhu is really lackluster."

"Luhani didn't fight for Brother Chao."

"My Luluzi tried his best. Li Tiezhu is targeting Brother Chao in this issue."

"Brother Zhengzheng is really not authentic this time."

The Yan guide who was monitoring the quality of facts on the side looked at the assistant: "Do you still think there is a problem with my vision?"

The assistant was convinced: "In the morning, Li Tiezhu went directly to bed. I thought the show was going to collapse. I didn't expect him to have this hand. It was amazing and amazing. But when it was broadcast, would he be scolded? After all, Qi Chao The show crew didn’t film the episode of Brother’s Fat Cow Hot Pot."

Yan Director: "It's for sure to be scolded! This is where he is powerful."

The assistant was puzzled: "What do you mean?"

Director Yan smiled: "An artist who has no controversy and lack of controversy, why should he support a show?"

The assistant suddenly realized, does Li Tiezhu have such a black belly? Is it really a talent?

On the other side, the second sister found Chen Chichi and Tian Yu, who had rested after completing the task, bid farewell, and returned the Yiwu jewelry that Chen Chichi gave last night, making Chen Chichi a little bit dumbfounded.

Finally, the second sister asked, "Where is Tie Zhu? He visited Brother Chao and they haven't come back yet?"

Chen Chichi: "Where is he visiting? He didn't finish the task and had no food to eat, so he went to lick Brother Chao and the others."

The second sister thought about it carefully: "Tie Zhu is so good. She has no food to eat. She even asked me to buy food for Brother Chao and the others. This kid...deserves to be our Xichuan baby, reckless and weirdly cute."

Chen Chichi: "..."

In the evening, the Siha tour group took a bus to the pier, Deng Chao fully demonstrated his talent in variety shows, and Chen Ming embarked on the boat together. After all, eating and drinking enough at noon, and slept full in the afternoon, the current brother Chao is full of energy, even a little excited.

Under Deng Chao's endless words offensive, Chen Ming soon wavered.

When he arrived at the dock and waited for someone, Chen Ming called his wife "asking for leave", and naturally he was spoofed again.

Deng Chao took the Siha members onto a super luxurious cruise ship at the dock, which is said to be the largest in the world, and Li Tiezhu was in a hurry. When boarding the ship, two female staff wearing red vests and masks greeted them. After checking the tickets, they led them to find the room.

A staff member with black-rimmed glasses kept his head down to register, and then trot with his head to lead them to the elevator.

Deng Chao talked all the way, Li Tiezhu took the cell phone and texted Lapaw, a little anxious, why didn't this guy reply to the news today? Isn't it sick again? It used to be seconds.

When getting on the elevator, UU read www. uukanshu. The staff of the com red vest leaned close to Li Tiezhu and took a look, and Li Tiezhu quickly put away his mobile phone in fright.

The red vest returned to his position, pressed the elevator, then snickered with his head lowered, and his shoulders shrugged slightly.

Later, the teacher replayed this scene with a funny expression in a red vest and subtitles:

Who is this?

In the main film, the scenes of Chao Ge and others are all over, the red vest comes on the stage, the special effects are transformed, and the Shochikuer comes on stage. First, she was given a picture of a dress-up, and then she put on black-rimmed glasses.

Song Zhu'er waved his hand: "No, my family Tie Zhu must recognize me at a glance and give me a wig. Besides, the skin is painted a little darker, yeah, I will be a little hunchback by the time..."

The director team reminded: "You have been very subversive like this."

Song Zhuer: "That won't work, you know that Tie Zhu's face is blind? He can distinguish people by smell. Remember to remind me to spray strong perfume."

When the show was broadcast, at this point, the audience was hilarious, looking forward to the "random encounter" between Tie Zhu and Tie Tou.

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