Earthy Superstar

"The Golden Six cruise ship, the next stop at Wushan, is expected to arrive in ten hours. Siha Travel Agency will serve you throughout the journey."

The brightly lit cruise ship travels through the gloomy Three Gorges.

In the suite, Song Zhuer asked Li Tiezhu curiously: "Tie Zhu, what is your mission?"

Li Tiezhu glanced at her complainingly, "I can't tell you."

Song Zhuer: "I'm with you."

Deng Chao, Chen Chichi and Luhani laughed together. Anyone can tell, but I can't tell you! The director team also knows that you are in the same group, so special instructions are added!

The other few who don't know the information are blank, are they so funny?

Li Tiezhu said to Song Zhuer, "Do you know that this is a secret mission? Only I know it. If others know it, I will fail. Brother Chi Chi failed in the last period. The mosaic on his face in this period is scary, isn't it?"

Song Zhuer nodded: "It's pretty cruel! You can't lose, otherwise the audience won't see your handsome face."

Those who don't know the information laughed too, Li Tiezhu is as black as charcoal, where is he handsome? Looks similar to Yan Qi and Chen Yi, is this handsome?

Moreover, this period of punishment is different!

Deng Chao laughed and asked, "Director, what is the punishment for the loser in this period?"

Director Yan: "Everyone knows that this crayfish meal was invited by Teacher Chen Ming. Tomorrow night, the program team will invite everyone to eat hot pot on the boat. Therefore, the punishment for the loser is not to eat hot pot and give him a bag. A pot of dried noodles."

Chen Chichi was overjoyed, and it was time for revenge: "This is the essence! Let me tell you, I like such a harsh punishment, and the mosaics are so weak!"

Luhani: "Aren't you bigu?"

Chen Chiequ said: "It doesn't matter if I don't eat it, I can't let some people eat it! I'm greedy for him!"

Everyone laughed again. After all, almost everyone knew that the so-called secret mission of the program group was purely aimed at Li Tiezhu. In the last issue, Li Tiezhu was lucky enough, what about this issue?

Li Tiezhu himself was Alexander, hiding in the corner, and then peeking at the secret mission card, with a constipation expression on his face.

Task card: "Without letting Shochu know the content of the task, let Shochu say ‘I hate you’ to you three times."

Li Tiezhu frowned.

This...is harder than asking her to call her father?

Tomorrow this secret mission will most likely fail, melancholy.

On the other side, Deng Chao, Chen Chichi, and Luhani secretly discussed how to target Li Tiezhu, and their opinions were unprecedented.

"At least one of the three of us must follow Li Tiezhu closely. Once he completes a task, we will report it."

After drawing the task card, Yan Dao said again:

"Everyone will pay 100 yuan for the boat ticket to the program group tomorrow. Except for dinner, they are responsible for all expenses. At the same time, they must pay off the debt tomorrow, otherwise they will be left to work, knowing that they will earn enough. Only money can catch up and continue to participate."

Everyone unanimously complained that the program group was too ruthless, and Director Yan perfectly threw the pot, Li Tiezhu's suggestion.

Then, the program recording is paused.

Director Yan also sat down to eat crayfish, and asked the show crew to spend money to buy some flower beetles, snails, and so on. Director Yan was filled with a lot of wine, and he kept complimenting Li Tiezhu for his great sense of variety. Li Tiezhu poured him two glasses of white wine with his backhand. Director Yan would not refuse to come here anyway. The next recording will take about ten hours.

In this issue of Siha, there are a total of ten people including the tour guide Wang Tie, and the lineup is so powerful...a bit messy.

Everyone ate and drank, and discussed how to work tomorrow.

"Taking photos or something?"

"Beauty? Singing and dancing are all right."

"I will take a shower."

"Brother Lu, do you want to help someone take a bath? I am curious to ask if someone from Xichuan does not take a bath..."

"You ask."

"Do you rub eggs when you take a shower?"

"What are you thinking? How do you rub the balls?"

"My Tie Zhu is right. My girl also wants to ask, is it like a walnut pan?"

"Spicy Claw, shut up!"

"Hahahaha...Songzhuer, do you still want to chase a man like this?"

"No! Don't you think they are a perfect match?"

After tossing for a while, the young man went to the e-sports room, and the old man went to the mahjong room.

Li Tiezhu stopped the director: "Director Yan, what will happen tomorrow? There are too many people in this issue! It feels so messy."

Director Yan said: "Everyone needs to make money and pay the shipping fee. Do you have any good ideas?"

Li Tiezhu added: "I just hope that the reward will be better and the punishment will be more severe. Besides, I don't think my secret mission is very interesting. You can change it to a more difficult one for me."

Director Yan said: "Just take care of you, you are welcome."

Li Tiezhu: "..."

Yan Dao walked away, taking the steps that the six relatives did not recognize.

Then, Li Tiezhu and Song Zhuer came to the deck to blow the air.

Of course Song Zhuer put it forward. After all, a rough man like Li Tiezhu would rather recite historical questions in his room than in the middle of the night to enjoy the yaxing of the dark night scene in the cold wind.

It was late at night, and there was no one on the deck.

Song Zhu'er smiled and said, "Tie Zhu, what should I do?"

Li Tiezhu was thinking about the secret mission, and said perfunctorily: "What should I do?"

Shochikuer: "Just how long I have to pursue you before you will promise me. Give me a time point and let me look forward to it."

Li Tiezhu: "Spicy Claw, when did I say I promised you? And you didn't chase after you, you knew you were kissing."

Song Zhu'er pouted: "Humph! I hate you!"

Li Tiezhu was overjoyed and said, "Hey, hey! That's right, you are in a good mood. You will be on variety show tomorrow, remember this."

Song Zhuer: "Why?"

Li Tiezhu said, "Of course... to make the show better! Remember to join me tomorrow."

Song Zhuer: "Of course I am with you."

With that, Song Zhu'er hugged Li Tiezhu.

Li Tiezhu lowered his head and saw Song Zhu'er's big eyes twinkling like stars.

"I'm wronged, Zhuer."

"Um?"

"It's Lengba, you know me and her...so..."

"Sister Lengba was super nice to me, she told me something about you, it was so exciting! I heard me calling you good guy."

"What did she tell you?"

"I won't tell you...you are really shameless, hate you, hate you, hate you!"

"I'm going! Hot Claw, you will be in this state tomorrow."

"what?"

"nothing."

Song Zhu'er pads his toes: "I want to kiss."

Li Tiezhu curled his lips: "Impossible!"

Song Zhuer: "Huh! Tie Zhu, you hate it. Why do you sleep with Sister Lengba if you want to sleep? I can't even kiss you?"

That night, Li Tiezhu adhered to the bottom line and became an upright person. He repeatedly rejected Song Zhu'er's reasonable request to kiss him, just to... let Song Zhu'er maintain a good disgusting mood.

When returning to the room, Song Zhu'er was full of anger, and before parting, he kicked Li Tiezhu's calf:

"Quah! I hate you!"

Li Tiezhu nodded comfortedly, and there seemed to be a play tomorrow.

When he returned to the room, Luhani was taking off his makeup while chatting on a video. Seeing Li Tiezhu coming back, he was shocked: "Tie Zhu, why are you back? Where's Zhuer?"

Li Tiezhu looked at the phone, and soon said, "She went back to the room to sleep."

Luhani: "Are you here to get things?"

Li Tiezhu: "What? I'm going to take a bath and sleep."

Luhani: "Don't you go to Zhu'er to sleep?"

Li Tiezhu: "Huh? What are you thinking about? How could I go to someone's girl's room to sleep?"

Luhani: "..."

A female voice came from his cell phone: "So, you really are not together yet? Shochikuer didn't lie? Is she still chasing you?"

Li Tiezhu looked at it. Luhani was chatting with Guan Shuangshuang, and he sat at the dressing table and said hello: "Sister Shuangshuang, hello. She said she was chasing after me, but she didn't actually chase me. She didn't know how to chase people. ."

Guan Shuangshuang stared, "You call my sister? Am I that old?"

Luhani: "You have misunderstood Tie Zhu. He is a full year younger than you. He calls his sister when he meets Zhuer. He just looks a little more anxious."

Guan Shuangshuang: "That's too anxious, right?"

Li Tiezhu nodded, and suddenly asked, "Usually anxious, who are you chasing after?"

Luhani blushed suddenly: "Brother Zhu, let's not ask so carefully, okay?"

Guan Shuangshuang said, "Is there anything I can't say? Of course the girl must take the initiative in this kind of thing. I chased him! Full responsibility! Hei Zhu, I will tell you that when I asked him out, that little face blushed. Oh, my sister is flustered..."

Li Tiezhu's expression on eating melon: "Yo Xi~"

Luhani: "My Lady Queen! Please stop talking and save me some face!"

Guan Shuangshuang said, "Well, give you a face. Hei Zhu, when he was drinking with you, he didn't talk bad about me in private, right?"

Luhani was suddenly nervous, his eyes begging for help.

Li Tiezhu: "No, Brother Lu never speaks ill of you when he drinks."

Luhani raised his eyebrows, and my good friends said loyalty.

Li Tiezhu added another sentence: "When he is sober, he speaks publicly in front of everyone."

Luhani: "Li Tiezhu, your uncle! Don't listen to his nonsense, he framed me, listen to my sophistry, Shuangshuang! Shuangnier! Little cute..."

Then, Luhani ran out of the room with her mobile phone in her arms, without even removing her makeup completely.

Li Tiezhu hid his merit and fame deeply, took a bath and slept.

That night, Li Tiezhu slept very soundly. He slept until 7 o'clock in the morning without knowing when Luhani came back.

After Li Tiezhu got up, he knocked on Song Zhu'er's door-Cengfan.

Since listening to Li Tiezhu's opinions, the program team has become strict, and at least four resident guests are very strict. Although it is not forbidden to brush their faces, they still have no money.

Last night, Chen Ming invited guests for supper. In the morning, everyone started to search for food.

Song Zhuer's sleepy eyes opened the door to Li Tiezhu.

After Li Tiezhu went in, he said, "Spicy Claw, lend me fifty dollars in cash, and return the money to you later. I need to record the show."

Song Zhu'er yawned, touched her bag, and handed Li Tiezhu a hundred yuan bill: "When will the show start to be recorded?"

Li Tiezhu: "I asked the director just now and said that I would start recording in Wuxian County at ten o'clock. But you can choose not to go, hey, the program group is really depraved..."

Song Zhuer took out the medicine and slapped a tablet, crawling to the side of the bed with her hips pouting, half of her body slumped on the edge of the bed: "Oh oh...then I won't go, you won't go, will you sleep with me?"

Li Tiezhu wanted me to sleep with you. You can't record this issue, believe it or not?

He decisively refused: "I'll take some photos and send them to my old man. If he likes it, it would be nice to bring Aunt Liu to the Three Gorges for his honeymoon."

Um? It's not Kumamoto's pajamas anymore?

It's a decent pajama.

Li Tiezhu walked up and hugged Song Zhu'er's waist.

Song Zhu'er's eyes were dumbfounded: "What are you doing, do you want to touch it in person? Why do you want to take the medicine after I take it? Hey, I hate...ooh!"

"Humph!"

Li Tiezhu threw Song Zhu'er into the bed with force, then...covered her with a quilt, turned and left:

"The sleeping posture is wrong, it's easy to get back pain when you wake up."

Song Zhuer fell asleep with a look of disappointment.

While Li Tiezhu was eating the noodles, Luhani came to the restaurant with disheveled hair, and when he saw Li Tiezhu, he rushed over and gave him a few punches. Li Tiezhu did not dodge. When he finished the fight, he handed Luhani a huge twenty-yuan bill. The things on the boat were not cheap.

"Please eat small noodles."

"Are you eating peas?"

"Uh-huh."

"I'm going to make a bowl too."

There is a saying that the character of the round-faced fat deer is actually quite good, and his idol aura covers too many advantages of him.

When Luhani came back with the noodles, Li Tiezhu had already drunk the noodle soup, and asked, "How long did you toss last night?"

"Ahem..." Luhani almost choked. "For more than an hour, my tongue said cramps. You will understand when you have a woman, hey..."

"Um."

Li Tiezhu thought to himself, I have.

Speaking of which you may not believe, I never receive training, I train her, how I want to train, and she is not happy if I don't train her.

Luhani whispered: "Speak out, don't laugh! Yun knelt on the washboard, don't you know? I knelt for three minutes last night. My brother was so witty that he told her a joke on the spot..."

Li Tiezhu felt a little sympathetic to the fat deer: "I made you suffer."

Luhani sucked his face and said, "Um...Thank you, I understand your kindness. Last night, you let her know half-jokingly, and I apologized and coaxed, and the matter would be over. If so She didn’t know until the show was broadcast, my God! I'll tell you... Purgatory on earth!"

Li Tiezhu was startled: "Is it so scary?"

Luhani wrinkled his nose: "Roar! What do you think? So I really appreciate you."

Li Tiezhu was silent, I really didn't want to help you, it's just that the passive skills suddenly broke out.

After enduring it for a long time, Li Tiezhu still couldn't hold back: "She is so terrible, why are you..."

Luhani smiled strangely: "Of course the advantages are also outstanding, you know."

"I do not understand."

"I will understand later."

"Where did your money come from? Your own money?"

"Looking for Zhuer to borrow it."

"Even if I order, I will buy snacks later. I gave my money to Brother Yu."

"Is thirty enough?"

After this battle, Luhani and Li Tiezhu got closer.

For Yu Gong, the two of them did not conflict at all in the show, one relied on their looks and the other relied on their talents, although Luhani was also talented, and Li Tiezhu also had good looks. Privately speaking, Luhani simply decided that Li Tiezhu had food to eat, but yesterday's hot pot did not say that today's pea mixed noodles are also very fragrant.

At ten o'clock, the Golden Six came to Wuxian County, and the recording of the program began.

During the tour of the Three Gorges Project, the guests who participated were Tian Yu, Chen Yi, and Li Tiezhu, and Luhani went back to sleep after eating the noodles.

On the boat for the tour, Tian Yu asked Chenyi: "Aren't you sleepy? You played so late last night."

Chen Yi: "I'm sleepy, I've long wanted to sleep, but I can't refuse my brothers asking to play games. I'm not a big red guy like Li Tiezhu. To get more shots, I can only get up early, Tie Zhu teaches mine."

Tian Yu sighed: "Tie Zhu, you are also very hardworking, you are so popular, do you still care about this shot? Let me be an elderly person."

Li Tiezhu: "You can't let things like the lens, you don't have a sense of variety."

Tian Yu: "..."

Chen Yi got his hands on it, and saw the photographer taking pictures of people on the boat. Chen Yi came to the inspiration and immediately took pictures of people to make money.

Today, this little guy really let go, and the sense of variety show skyrocketed, making a group of big sisters and aunts happy.

When the show was broadcast, there was a burst of praise.

Even Tian Yu became a photographer.

The older sisters most wanted Li Tiezhu to shoot. Li Tiezhu didn't want to grab Chenyi's limelight. He has made a lot of progress today and needs space. So Li Tiezhu decisively pretended to be naive and took photos? How can I be so professional? What is Meitu? The sisters gave up and comforted Tie Zhu.

On the way back from the Little Three Gorges tour, Li Tiezhu found the director:

"Director Yan, this is the beginning of the sixth period, right? Very broken, quite broken! Except for Chenyi's bright spot, it is hard to say...You are too indulgent to the guests. This is not good!"

Li Tiezhu really complained. This is related to my special mission.

Director Yan was also a little nervous. To be honest, he was too satisfied with the quality of the previous issue, even if he didn't cut it out, he knew it would be explosive. But this issue... Several of the main coffees seem to be tired again, and the planning of the screenwriter seems a bit weak.

This period is extremely critical. After the trough of the third and fourth periods, the fifth period returns to its peak. If it cannot be maintained, the subsequent broadcast volume will have a huge impact.

Therefore, this issue must be brilliant!

Director Yan: "Tie Zhu, do you have any good ideas?"

Li Tiezhu: "I don't have any ideas, but can I make a suggestion?"

"you say."

"Random point kill."

"What do you mean?"

"It is to randomly select two or three people to die and give the most demanding tasks. Be sure to force them to disembark and work in place."

"It makes sense. Even if they finish, it will be a terrible victory. It's kind of interesting. Where did you learn it?"

"Qin Tao's family runs pig farms, they are killed at random, depending on which pig has bad luck."

"Oh, that's how it is."

Guide Yan fooled away Li Tiezhu, called the assistant over to discuss, and decided on a plan to make a ruthless random spot kill. Others can be random, and Li Tiezhu must be on the spot kill list.

Li Tiezhu didn't know, he pitted himself again.

This section was in the feature film, and the audience was hooked after watching it:

"Li Tiezhu is good!"

"In the last issue, I saw that he was nasty and nasty, I thought he learned fine, but I didn't expect..."

"Thinking too much, the intelligence of the serious brother determines everything."

"Tie Zhu's badness is purely a life experience, and it has nothing to do with IQ..."

"Laughing makes my **** hurt."

"Li Tiezhu, Tie Hanhan!"

When the time came to twelve o'clock, the lazy people on the cruise also got up one after another.

Chen Chichi picked up the newly joined junior brother, Zhang Jianyu, the grimace maker, and began to take pictures everywhere to make money.

Deng Chao, Luhani, Wang Tie and Yan Qi dangled on the deck together. Luhani even lied that he hadn't eaten, but was full of anger when he shouted at the passing cruise ship.

After a while, Song Zhu'er jumped onto the deck, came to the group of Deng Chao and Luhani, and looked around, obviously looking for someone.

Luhani and Deng Chao looked at each other and smiled, this girl is really not reserved at all!

Wang Tie and Yan Qi were embarrassed. They greeted the old artist Song Zhuer and were ignored.

Song Zhu'er looked around, but didn't find Li Tiezhu, so she asked Luhani, "Where is Tiezhu? Where did Li Tiezhu go?"

Deng Chao pretended to be surprised: "Ah! Didn't he tell you? Look at the phone. When he left the program group, he should have sent you a message."

Song Zhuer looked at the phone and there was nothing on her phone, and she was taken aback: "What do you mean? Tie Zhu is gone?"

Luhani had a tacit understanding with Chao Ge, and said with regret: "Don't feel sorry for Zhu'er. It was an unexpected situation. There was something wrong with his movie "The Rabbit That Year That Year", and he left early in the morning."

Song Zhu'er grinned bitterly, squatted on the ground, pouted, and started making calls.

After a while, the phone went through.

Song Zhu'er cried: "Tie Zhu, why didn't you tell me when you left?"

Li Tiezhu: "Didn't you say you didn't go? This morning, when I hugged you to bed, you still said you could not go to the Xiaosanxia, ​​so I went by myself. I told you about it. And, I am now When I'm back, I will return to the cruise ship immediately."

Song Zhu'er was dumbfounded: "Huh? Huh?"

Deng Chao and Luhani looked at each other and showed horror expressions.

Hug to bed? ! !

Wang Tie and Yan Qi lie on the railing and pretend to look at the scenery. The melon is not enough for the two of us to dare to eat. We can only say: Li Tiezhu beef batch!

Knowing that she had been deceived, Song Zhuer jumped up and akimbo and glared at Deng Chao and Luhani: "Liar! All liars!"

After all, Song Zhuer pointed to the cameraman: "Tell Yan Min that this passage is not allowed to be broadcast."

awesomeness.

Deng Chao whispered: "I really squeeze the sweat for Li Tiezhu, this girl has too dry temper."

Luhani: "You think too much, Brother Chao. Song Zhu'er met Li Tiezhu, he was as meek as something, tusk..."

Deng Chao: "Yes, it's amazing!"

Song Zhuer finished the show, and glared at Luhani. After all, she still didn't dare to attack Deng Chao, so she verbally said to Luhani: "I'm being gentle with my family Tie Zhu, how come? Like you? And Guan Shuangshuang Talking about a relationship is like making a love knot with Jinlan."

Yan Qi and Wang Tie were trembling on the railing. Are they so cruel? I'm afraid it will fight!

Deng Chao's expression was distorted.

Luhani is not a vegetarian either, and said with a smile: "Aren't we all half-hearted? I and Shuangshuangyi knot Jinlan, and you and Tie Zhu, that's brothers worshipping the handle."

Deng Chao laughed out loud and gave Luhani a high-five to congratulate: "The deer is great!"

Luhani: "That's! I was trained by fighting with Li Tiezhu~www.wuxiamtl.com~ Yan Qi and Wang Tie laughed, but they covered their mouths and didn't dare to make a sound. The fight between the big guys, I didn't dare to mix it up. with.

Song Zhu'er is so angry, we are not worshipping the handles, we are Taoyuan Sanjie, just like Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei worshiping the second master of Guan. snort! I can't tell you, wait for my Tie Zhu to clean up your silly roe deer!

It happened that Li Tiezhu, Tian Yu and others walked onto the deck.

Song Zhu'er was overjoyed, the revenge came, she screamed: "Tie Zhu!"

She rushed over, stunned like a runaway Erha.

Teacher Tian Yu was shocked, and quickly stepped aside.

Chen Yi also staggered away in fright.

Li Tiezhu was the most calm. After all, he was used to being forced to kiss by flying, and he took out a bag of dumplings from behind.

Two meters away, Song Zhu'er slammed the brakes and smoked from the soles of her shoes. She drooled and took the dumplings and ate them: "It's delicious! Hey? What did I want to do with you just now? Tie Zhu?"