Earthy Superstar

Text Chapter 219: Arrived

Late at night, Luo Feiyan and two handsome boys fell asleep in the huge soft bed.

Jingle Bell……

The phone rang, Luo Feiyan was so tired tonight, she finally opened her eyes and glanced at the phone. It was an unfamiliar number, and he answered the phone in a muddle-headed manner: "Hello? Bin?"

"Fuck Nyima! I know you did it! Wait and see! Fuck Nyima!"

Beep~

Luo Feiyan woke up in an instant, and it was Song Zhu'er that rushed to the street again!

...

On Monday, when Li Tiezhu came to school with his schoolbag on his back, the turmoil on the Internet had subsided, as if it had never happened.

However, there are a few reporters guarding outside the school, which is a bit unusual.

They stopped Li Tiezhu who was going to school.

Li Tiezhu nibbled the dumplings and drank soy milk: "What are you doing? I'm almost late for school."

The reporter stopped Li Tiezhu, just not letting him go.

Li Tiezhu glanced, and if he broke through forcibly, he could still knock down seven or eight reporters, but it was still a bit immoral to fight at the school gate.

"One question per person."

Li Tiezhu said.

The hurried classmates around, cast admiring glances at Li Tiezhu, Han Hong's "godson", Chen Yisen's lover, Cheng Dalong's disciple...Tsk, this is really soaring! Which good voice player has such a high start?

Even the teachers cast concerned eyes.

The first reporter said: "Excuse me, what do you think of the previous turmoil about you and Hua Tianyu? Did you watch the clarification video he posted? What's your comment on this?"

Li Tiezhu thought to himself, these are three questions. He said, "First, I watched it on my mobile phone. Secondly, I watched the clarification video he sent. Finally, I think he is very sincere. What a contradiction. There is no need for this matter to occupy public resources on the Internet."

The second reporter asked: "Do you have any special purpose in apprenticeship with Cheng Dalong?"

Li Tiezhu: "I rub his fame! Do you want to write like this?"

It's so direct, don't you just want to lead this way? I will tell you directly.

The third reporter: "Is it too much to say that Zeng Weizhi is the one who saw his legs on the show? How do you explain this?"

Li Tiezhu: "As long as you don't read too much, there will be nothing wrong. Variety shows are not joking. You are afraid that you are going to scold us for taking money for nothing, not worthy of such a high salary."

The reporter almost choked.

The fourth reporter: "In this conflict, Shochikuer did not stand up publicly to support you again. Is there something wrong with your relationship?"

Li Tiezhu: "Guess?"

"there is a problem?"

"Guess again."

"Forehead……"

"Next person."

Fifth: "Li Tiezhu, Yue Yupeng used cross talk to humiliate Hua Tianyu and stand up to you on the show, what do you think?"

Li Tiezhu: "You said humiliation, right?"

"Yes!"

"You have your own opinions, why are you here to interview me? My answer is not satisfactory, you just say I am hypocritical, I think the same as you, you said that I betrayed my friends, right?"

"I……"

"Needless to say, which media is your pre-set position? Oh, I see, from now on, I will not accept interviews from this media."

The reporters suddenly realized that today's Li Tiezhu looks different! Looks stupid and still, but in fact is too clever.

Sixth: "Excuse me, how far is your animated movie "Those Things That Year That Rabbit" is going on now? When is it expected to be released? Is the Veterans Fund real?"

Li Tiezhu smiled with satisfaction, Zhang Xiaomeng is still reliable, and the nursery reporter arranged is very good. It should be from Tencent.

He said: "The first cut version of the rabbit has been completed. I am very satisfied with Liu Huade, Xu Shanzheng, Dumpling Keli, etc., and passed it to my master, and he also recognized it. Then we sent it for review and review. The release time will be announced later. All income will go to the veteran fund, which will be announced on the official website, and the young people are not deceived."

The seventh and last reporter: "Li Tiezhu, your album "Seventeen" has been dominating the charts for about a month. Many people say that you are expected to win the Best Newcomer Award at this year's Chinese Music Festival. What do you think?"

Li Tiezhu smiled and said, "It’s good to get the newcomer award, but it’s okay if you can’t. I write the song to make everyone like it and everyone recognizes it. Secondly, I can also make money and improve the living conditions of myself and my family. Can help those in need, nothing more."

After answering the questions of the seven reporters, Li Tiezhu bypassed them and walked into the school gate. He was late again.

The instructor looked at Li Tiezhu and said sternly: "Look at you, can't you usually post more on the Internet? People are getting **** on your brain, and you are still shrinking, causing a bunch of reporters to block the school gate. This affects you. Okay? No! I hope you take a warning and go to class."

Let it go?

Li Tiezhu bowed quickly and ran away.

Li Tiezhu is not stupid now. The eighth issue of "Hahahaha" was also broadcast on the night of "The King Vs."

Li Tiezhu’s attributes have taken a qualitative leap:

Current intelligence value: 104 points.

Remaining intelligence value: 43 points.

Music achievement: 1758 points.

Variety achievement: 1210 points.

Movie achievement: 55 points.

Douyin fans: 46.54 million.

Cat domestication degree: 77%.

[Main Quest 4 is being loaded...]

Possessing abilities: Absolute vocal skills (passive), absolute sound, elementary singing skills, intermediate acting skills

Props: Blackened Card x2

That's right, because of completing the Variety Value achievement, Li Tiezhu gained 30 intelligence points and 5 intelligence caps.

Now Li Tiezhu's IQ has broken through new heights and has reached a truly normal level. The mass intelligence of Westerners is 95-105, with an average intelligence of 100, and the mass intelligence of Easterners is 100-110, with an average intelligence of 105.

Li Tiezhu used to be really naive, but now Li Tiezhu is pretending to be naive.

Just a 5-point increase in intelligence is like a reincarnation. Others can't understand this kind of "species leap" improvement, but Li Tiezhu knows it very well.

At the moment of ascension, he thought of certain moments in his life, nuanced, his head sober as a computer.

Things that were not clear in the "Chaos Era" have also become clear. For example, why Banhua was so "cruel" to him? This is a kind of friendship that spans classmates and friends, but Li Tiezhu, who was ignorant at the time, was at a loss.

Now, looking back on the past, it is inevitable to be a little bit emotional.

"Report! Teacher Ni, I'm late."

The little prince against the wind glanced at the smirking students, then glared at Li Tiezhu: "Get in!"

Li Tiezhu is smart, but the sullen air is still there. As long as he doesn't impose control, he will still burst out unconsciously. The lethality is huge, and it is probably related to the passive skill of the sky and the air.

After sitting down, Li Tiezhu quietly took out a cup of milk tea and handed it to Banhua next to him.

Zheng Yanzi said: "Oh! Thirty yuan a cup of milk tea? Are you crazy?"

Li Tiezhu was a little shy: "I recently made some money, thank you."

Zheng Yanzi blocked her school uniform and took a sip: "Thank me for what I am doing? You are a big star..."

Li Tiezhu didn't speak, took out his textbook, and then began to look at the blackboard to take notes, and couldn't talk more with Zheng Yanzi. After his IQ increased, he thought about it a lot, and found that Zheng Yanzi's feeling for him was not pure two years ago. Li Tiezhu was a bit embarrassed. Who would like him not to be? You like a fool!

Zheng Yanzi said again: "How are you and Zhu'er? I'm still waiting to move your baby!"

(Many people are asking, popular science. Move, ruá, Southwest Mandarin, including Yungui, Sichuan and Chongqing, means kneading and playing with some cute little animals)

Li Tiezhu took notes seriously: "It's early, have you made the Australian Open?"

Zheng Yanzi curled her lips: "Qualifying, but I'm in good shape lately and I should be able to make it to the finals. Xiong Da, if I get to the top 32, you have to watch me every game, you know?"

Li Tiezhu: "Xiong Er, your Australian Open is from mid-January to February, right? During the Chinese New Year!"

Zheng Yanzi shrugged and said nothing.

Li Tiezhu saw her a little bit disappointed, and said, "Wait for you to reach the quarter-finals, can I see it again? I have time at that time."

Zheng Yanzi immediately became happy: "Wow! Great! I will definitely make the quarterfinals!"

Li Tiezhu said, "Xiong Er, do you really think I and Song Zhuer are suitable?"

This is a slightly scheming question, after all, Li Tiezhu is smart.

Zheng Yanzi: "I don't know! Anyway, anyway...all the same! Boys like the kind of white, tender and beautiful girls..."

Li Tiezhu was crazy about taking notes, with no distractions.

Confirmed, this guy! I have treated you as an enemy for two years. Didn't you expect you to greedy my body? Pooh! Fortunately, everyone has become friends.

Zheng Yanzi: "Play tennis with me in the afternoon."

Li Tiezhu: "Okay."

Playing tennis, going to class, writing homework, playing basketball, and cooking at home. Li Tiezhu's life for the past half month is very fulfilling, and it makes him feel a little vain. The reason why he feels vain is because he feels that his road to stardom looks like a dream. It was too smooth and so stupid at the beginning. How did he succeed? This unscientific!

...

With the passage of time, the new tasks of Li Tiezhu's system have been loaded.

[Achievement of variety show, main mission 4, box office over 3 billion, bonus intelligence value of 50 points, maximum intelligence value of 5 points, advanced acting skills]

[Note: The host must act as a director or a male one male two, the box office of other movies is not included in the statistics]

In this regard, Li Tiezhu said m.

3 billion at the box office? And also have to be a director or a male one male two? "Heart Flower Road Release" doesn't count? What am I left with? There is only "Those Things That Hare That Year" by a named director. Is it reliable?

In addition, both "Kung Fu Yoga" and "Heart Flower Road Fang" have been released one after another, but there was a problem with "Things about the Rabbit That Year".

The reason is simple, the Guangxi Bureau ordered rectification, the reason is:

Maliciously vilify the United States and affect the relations between the two countries.

Facing this conclusion, everyone was blinded. Whether it was Dumpling Keli, Xu Shanzheng, Andy Lau, or Cheng Dalong, who was trying to win the box office for his movie, they were all surprised.

We haven't vilified our former enemies, and described them in a one-to-one manner. How can they affect the relations between the two countries?

For a while, the crew felt a little depressed.

Through various relationships, everyone learned that there was no force behind this incident to participate in or make trouble. Obviously, the real problem still appeared in the Guangxi Bureau.

When the main creative team was meeting in the capital city of Shu, Xu Shan kicked the chair down, Jiao Keli scolded his mother, Liu Huade said nothing, and Li Tiezhu looked blank.

In the end, Liu Huade said: "We have been waiting for decades in Xiangjiang, but we didn't expect that after our return..."

There are many stories about the Guangxi Bureau. Many people on the Internet say it is the US Guangxi Bureau.

So, although the ending is unexpected, it is reasonable. The insulting film can be published. The big deal is to block a group of netizens from speaking. And the insulting film? Is that going to die? Absolutely not pass, unless you are the production of Guozihao!

"How to do?"

Xu Shanzheng's head got bigger, and asked.

Dumpling Keli said: "What else can I do? Delete all the plots of insulting rice."

Xu Shanzheng: "Then what's left in this film?"

Dumpling Keli smiled weirdly: "Almost no more than thirty minutes of plot."

Xu Shanzheng: "Damn it!"

Liu Huade said: "The Governor Jiang Ying back then can be determined in one word. All Chinese in Hong Kong live like dogs. But I did not expect that now that the country is strong, there are people who are willing to be dogs for foreign devils like this."

Xu Shanzheng laughed and laughed: "What are you afraid of? The big deal is that we will premiere on the whole network, not in theaters!"

Li Tiezhu said: "Yes! The changes cannot be changed at all. As everyone knows, the era of the China-Miscellaneous confrontation has come. At this moment, there are still people polishing rice. We must not compromise. The trailer is released first. Everyone is here. Bibi and Douyin call on fans to support it."

Xu Shanzheng: "I'm afraid it will be difficult."

Li Tiezhu said: "If it doesn't work, we will broadcast it on the whole network, free of charge, and we only need advertising fees!"

Dumpling Keli said: "Hahaha...Look at it, the Veterans Fund only has advertising revenue, depending on what he said."

Xu Shanzheng: "Drink and drink!"

Everyone drank a lot of wine, not happy, on the contrary. In a prosperous transition, I wanted to praise my motherland and heroes, but I was told that the review failed because the reason was to vilify the enemy country that killed hundreds of thousands of our heroes? ? ?

Afraid of a fart!

send!

On this evening, the trailer that was originally scheduled to be sent in half a month was released.

The first to be sent was Li Tiezhu's Douyin number.

"Sorry everyone, the animated film "Things about the Rabbit That Year" was forced to be modified for allegedly demonizing the United States. After discussing with the production team, I decided not to modify it and broadcast it on the whole network for free. The hero fund may be difficult to raise. Very sorry!"

After Li Tiezhu's monologue, the trailer began.

In the overwhelming artillery fire, in the air-raid shelter, a group of rabbits let a red apple, someone took a bite, but another rabbit held the apple to a wounded man and said:

"Shall we give the wounded the apples?"

The rabbits nodded.

Yingjiang’s artillery fire was still fierce, and a rabbit began to write letters in the air-raid shelter.

Overlapping paintings, air-raid shelters where dust falls, and metropolises with brilliant lights.

"My dear, Zhan Xinjia. Are you okay these days? There must be difficulties like this, right? Me too. I have been running out of food for several days in this tunnel recently. But fortunately, before the next round of artillery fire, Yingjiang They probably won’t rush forward. Taking advantage of this time, write a letter to your relatives and chat."

The artillery fire became more intense, and Yingjiang's plane circled overhead.

"My dear, when do you not need to fight? I have fought with the foot pot chicken before, fought with the bald man, and now fights with Yingjiang. Every time someone forces you to be tough with him. You don’t fight, People are going to bully you. I also want to live a peaceful life, but if I don’t show my bones, I just rely on begging, and I won’t get a peaceful life."

"I heard from some friends who have returned from overseas saying that the Yingjiang family is actually very rich: there are many, many high-rise buildings, many, many factories, and many, many cars... You said that in your generation, there will be So many tall buildings, so many cars?"

"Hahaha, I think too much, I'm actually thinking that if the war outside my home is finished, I can go home and farm with other relatives... fight for, fight for, farm every family, and eat all the time. , There are new clothes to wear during the New Year, the best, you can eat meat all the time..."

"My dear, I am writing this letter to you. I don’t mean anything else. I just want to know if you can eat and wear warmth, if you can live your life peacefully, and if you can be upright in your age. If you go out, you won’t be laughed at as "the sick man of East Asia." Can we realize our dream of being a big country? If there are so many educated relatives in the future, flower growers will certainly develop faster, right?"

"Ah, the eagle sauce has fired all fire, so let's talk about it first. If... if I can't come back to the flower planting house, please remember me, remember the one who fought for the dream of that great country. Life is endless, Keep on charging. Go ahead! Go ahead!!! Go ahead!!!"

There are a total of five minutes on the set, and the last minute is accompanied by some clips of "Dream Pursuing My Heart".

As soon as it was posted online, this video went viral.

There are two reasons. One is that Li Tiezhu rarely posts videos, and the other is that ~www.wuxiamtl.com~ everyone just learned that the rabbit was killed during the review.

The barrage is surprisingly angry:

"Tearful eyes! This prosperous age is as you wish!"

"My buddy, almost everyone didn't come back from that war, they couldn't hear it."

"That's it, is there anyone saying that we insult the enemy country?"

"Three words m!"

"Too many hj's have been mixed into the film and television department nowadays, I am deeply ashamed!"

"None of these films can be released, so how did I get the film about'Chinese under the knees' released?"

"Rabbit! Now we have not only high-rise buildings, not only factories, but also cars all over the streets, and we also have the most high-speed rails in the world!"

"Now we are not the'Sick Man of East Asia', we are the awakened dragon in the East!"

"Dear! I'm sorry, we are tired of eating meat now, and we have begun to eat vegetarian food and diet. These are the glory you have exchanged for your lives!"

"The first aircraft carrier has formed combat effectiveness, the rabbit is mighty!"

"The Veyron 20 has formed a battle formation, Yaxie!"

The format of this Douyin is very simple.

Therefore, many people copied it, and many Internet celebrities began to follow up, followed by big names such as Liu Huade, Cheng Dalong and Xu Shanzheng.

Everyone said a word before, and then take this video.

Andy Lau and Cheng Dalong registered for Douyin for the first time, surpassing 30 million fans in one day and blasting the world. With the influence of these celebrities, this video was also spread all over the world.

Many people with Yanhuang blood can't help but ask, what's wrong?

Is it a sin for us to state history?

Just because our enemy is upset? Can't such a movie be broadcast?

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