Earthy Superstar

Two newly-married swallows are building their nests in mud. Although the female swallows never help but babble, they are still loving and diligent.

　　 In the courtyard, the people in the mushroom house are also fighting hard for dinner.

　　Wang Hui finished killing the eel, and Li Tiezhu finished the fillet. The two got together to chat. When in the crew, Wang Hui also liked to play with Li Tiezhu. After all, it is rare to encounter stupid children in the entertainment industry.

　　At this time, Wang Hui asked Li Tiezhu: "Do you know the easiest way to eat eel?"

　　 Li Tiezhu replied in seconds: "Just remove your head and eat."

　　 Wang Hui: "Huh? Huh?"

　　 "We have eaten like this when we were young, haven't you eaten it?"

　　 "Forget it, don't talk to you, I'm afraid of nightmares at night."

　　Wang Hui gave the eel to Li Tiezhu to help He Ling handle the crayfish. He was still muttering, can the crayfish be eaten right away?

　　 Li Tiezhu cut the eel into sections, but they were not too watery, and he passed them directly to Huang Sanshi Mawei.

　　 Li Tiezhu began to lay the fish. The fillets and bones were separated, and salt was added and kneaded vigorously until the fish became pulpy and sticky. Then put in egg whites, starch, sugar and cooking wine, so that the fish will not be cooked for a long time and be tender and tender.

　　 Huang Sanshi watched Li Tiezhu's operation, and smiled: "Tie Zhu is very professional! Did you learn from your old man?"

　　 Li Tiezhu: "Ang!"

　　 Huang Sanshi: "Your dad is amazing!"

　　 Li Tiezhu peeled the bamboo shoots that Xu Shanzheng hadn't finished peeling, patted them and cut them into sections, and gave them to Huang Sanshi to blanch them in water to remove the bitterness, and then began to cut the beef.

　　 He and Huang Sanshi cooperated skillfully, which made Teacher Huang feel more relaxed.

Huang Sanshi took a large colander and said: "The audience friends in front of the TV, the friends who are coming to Mushroom House as guests, today is the handover time for the old and new chefs at Mushroom House. From today on, the kitchen will be handed over to Li Tiezhu, and he will do it. The dishes are absolutely professional and delicious! From now on, Mr. He and I will be responsible for welcoming the tea and delivering water."

　　 Li Tiezhu: "Just to be lazy, it sounds so nice."

　　 Huang Sanshi: "You don't have a sense of variety anymore."

　　 Li Tiezhu: "I always have a sense of variety show, what Wang Zhengyu said, ah, yes, it is our producer of this show."

　　 Huang Sanshi: "..."

　　 Sure enough, there is a sense of variety show, so Huang Sanshi can't come off the stage, the audience can be hilarious.

　　 Huang Sanshi muttered: "There are two more dishes, I will abdicate to the virtuous! There will be dishes that I can't cook in the future, Tie Zhu, you can ask me, and I will teach you."

　　 Li Tiezhu showed his cell phone: "Kaishou APP, a mobile encyclopedia. When I encounter a dish I can't cook, I just go search it!"

　　 Huang Sanshi: "I'm going! Are you implanting the entire implant for me now? It's very uncomfortable..."

　　Lengba, who burned the fire, smiled straight forward and closed, and the master raced high.

　　 In the end, Huang Sanshi Haizhi only made a braised bamboo shoot. Xu Shanzheng personally made the fried eel with green onion. The good cooking skills and the high-brightness bald head made everyone applaud.

　　 Then, as soon as Huang Sanshi's apron was untied, he threw it to Li Tiezhu: "I will ask you for the next season."

　　 Li Tiezhu: "Don't worry! It will definitely make you 20 catties fatter."

　　 Huang Sanshi: "What?"

　　 Li Tiezhu: "Nothing."

　　 Huang Sanshi had to change the subject and said, "Look, our mushroom house welcomes two little animals. Let's name the two little swallows."

　　 He Ling: "It's called Dahei and Xiaohei?"

　　Xu Shanzheng: "It's better to call Xiaohua Xiaoyi, Little Swallow wears a floral dress!"

　　 Wang Hui: "You... ashamed."

　　 He Ling: "Why don't Teacher Huang take one."

　　 Huang Sanshi shook his head straight: "Don't dare to make trouble! Let the owner of the mushroom house take it, Tie Zhu!"

　　 Li Tiezhu’s vegetable oil was burning in the pot, and he carried a spoon in deep thought: "I think about it... Two elegant and poetic good names are needed. Mushroom House is a show with connotation..."

　　 Everyone is looking forward to it.

　　 Finally, Li Tiezhu said, "Just call Goulu and Huniu!"

　　 Everyone laughed, Lengba laughed out of tears, and kicked Li Tiezhu.

　　 Xu Shan didn't laugh, and clapped numbly: "Elegant! It's really high! Two or three stories high!"

He Ling wiped his tears and pointed to the busy nest-building swallows under the eaves and said: "Look, the dog is as busy as anything else. Huniu is standing on the beam of the house and chirping and directing, and flies to the mud together. There are only dogs left, Huniu never works, haha..."

　　 Huang Sanshi: "For me, Huniu might as well be called Chi Chi or Big Head."

With a stab, the yellow beef entered the pot, and the flames rose high. Li Tiezhu's hands and feet were fast. In less than a minute, a plate of fried yellow beef was out of the pot.

Then there are boiled fish and spicy crayfish. The trouble with these two dishes is that you don’t have to buy the seasonings and you can only fry them yourself. But for Li Tiezhu, who can fry hot pot ingredients, it’s not a big problem. After half an hour, the aroma is tangy. Boiled fish and red and hot spicy crayfish are served.

　　Even, Li Tiezhu also spent 20 yuan to buy a bottle of beer to boil crayfish, and the balance was only 86.

　　 At that time, Huang Sanshi complained: "Tsk tsk...I really want to!"

　　 Xu Shan scrambled: "The treatment is different!"

　　 Li Tiezhu: "This crayfish, don't you guys eat it?"

　　 Huang Sanshi said immediately: "I praise you for your cooking style and informality! Eat, of course, eat well, buy a good beer!"

　　Xu Shanzheng: "Of course the treatment is different. Spicy crayfish can be treated with braised bamboo shoots? Well done. Tie Zhu!"

　　 He stood up to applaud, but his feet slipped and he sat directly in the bamboo basket. The basket was cracked by the huge bulge. Several people helped to rescue the poor basket from the big bulge.

　　 Lengba covered her mouth and laughed wildly: "Box box box box box box..."

　　 From the discovery of the dog leftovers and Huniu, the cooking shots lasted for 20 minutes. The audience fully experienced the process of preparing each dish, and they couldn’t help but comment:

　　 "This meal is too rich, right?"

　　 "Except for fish and beef, which are bought, everything else is free of money, amazing!"

　　 "I want to eat boiled fish made by Li Tiezhu..."

　　 "To be reasonable, Huang Sanshi's cooking skills are good, but Li Tiezhu seems to be more professional."

　　 "Tie Zhu is a young man who can make noodles. Who do you look down on?"

　　 "Gou Lun and Hu Niu, this name, absolutely!"

　　 "This crayfish has done it, and I am drooling when I look at it!"

　　 "Xu Shan Zheng is really declining this period!"

　　 Mushroom House, everyone has already started to devour them, eating very deliciously, especially Xu Shanzheng and Lengba. The two almost pointed at the spicy crayfish, and everyone was full of shells.

　　 Li Tiezhu habitually peeled a crayfish to Lengba, but found that the show was inappropriate, so he had to put it in his bowl.

　　 The host and the host enjoyed a meal, and Xu Shan argued: "Unfortunately, there is no beer, Fatty Huang, all the time?"

　　 Huang Sanshi shook his head: "Um... this issue is Tie Zhu's decision."

　　 Xu Shanzheng looked at Li Tiezhu.

　　 Li Tiezhu smiled sullenly, and took He Ling to the other side and secretly said: "This show is so unremarkable, we have set a small goal ourselves."

　　 He Ling: "What goal? This season's goal?"

"hold head high!"

　　 "Tell me, how much work do I have to do?"

　　 "That's not the case. We will try to make Teacher Huang cook less and eat more, and try to make him rise by 20 catties, how about?"

　　 "Your idea is quite reasonable."

　　 "You wouldn't tell Teacher Huang, would you?"

"of course not!"

　　 "That's fine, it will be the last issue in the future, we will make him braised hoofs to celebrate!"

"That `s a deal."

　　 Subtitles of the program group: Mushroom house secret mission accomplished!

　　 But the dialogue between the two people is muted. The audience does not know the specific task, only the last stage of the burning hoof, and it will be announced at the end anyway. But seeing Li Tiezhu and He Ling laugh so wildly, everyone is also particularly interested.

　　 Then, Li Tiezhu spent a full eighty yuan for four bottles of beer.

　　 Huang Sanshi was taken aback: "What are you doing? Tie Zhu, our family can't make it through?"

　　 Li Tiezhu: "What are you afraid of? Just make money tomorrow. If you have honey and bamboo shoots, you are afraid that you can't make money?"

　　 He Ling is so cheap and helpful: "Teacher Huang, please be fine this season! Tie Zhu and I will keep you happy!"

　　 Huang Sanshi: "What do you mean? Why do I panic when I hear it?"

After 　　, everyone started drinking beer and chatting.

　　 Xu Shanzheng was originally trying to get the second-best box office result in "Happy Heart" to create a wave of enthusiasm for the new film "The God of Medicine" that is being filmed. Therefore, he naturally posted his makeup photos in "The God of Medicine" and asked shamelessly:

　　 "How about? My hairstyle is pretty handsome, right?"

　　 Huang Sanshi directly cue Li Tiezhu: "Tie Zhu, do you think it is handsome?"

　　 Li Tiezhu: "People who have not eaten meat for many years, chicken **** is delicious."

　　 Xu Shanzheng: "You shut up, don't want to talk to you! Bully me again and stop you from acting as a yellow hair."

　　 Li Tiezhu: "Let's stop acting, I'm afraid that my old man will see me hit me with yellow hair."

　　 Xu Shanzheng: "Don't! It's all set..."

　　 He Ling relieved: "How many years have you had no hair?"

　　Xu Shanzheng: "I can't remember, but when I had hair before, I was a hairstyle model."

　　 Li Tiezhu: "So... is it retribution?"

　　 Xu Shanzheng: "Huh???"

　　 He Ling and Huang Sanshi laughed and slapped their thighs. Wang Hui held the soup bowl and laughed so that the soup was spilled. Song Zhuer lay on the table and laughed.

After eating and drinking, everyone was in a daze. After recovering, the rain began to fall. Everyone went back to the living room and continued to play. Xu Shanzheng began to use his comedy talent and told everyone a few jokes in a row. Everyone leaned forward and joined together.

　　Xu Shanzheng: "Oh! There is a movie that is particularly good-looking, what is the name of that movie? What is it called Shan..."

　　 He Ling: "Taogu goes down the mountain?"

　　 Xu Shanzheng: "No, what's the name of the hot one? Brokeback Mountain?"

　　 Huang Sanshi: "Notting Hill!"

　　 Xu Shan shook the giant: "Isn't it...what mountain? Mission Impossible Mountain (3)!"

　　 Everyone laughed happily.

　　 Li Tiezhu: "Huh? What's so funny about Mission Impossible Mountain?"

Huang Sanshi smiled: "This stupid boy is also a southerner! It was a torment to join Nortel, tortured his line teacher, hahaha...their line teacher of this year, I know, and silently mourn for him. !Hahaha!"

　　 Then everyone started to play a poker game of tortoise pumping~www.wuxiamtl.com~ Li Tiezhu stubbornly took out...history textbooks.

　　 You guys play! I watch from the sidelines.

　　 Lengba played the cards and suddenly said: "The staff said that the dog left and Hu Niu were outside and there was no nest. It was so pitiful. Should we feed them some rice?"

　　 He Ling also feels soft: "Yes, can they eat?"

　　 Li Tiezhu: "Don't feed it, they can't eat it. Swallows eat insects, and sparrows eat rice. Otherwise, why would the sparrows hate it by the swallows?"

　　 Huang Sanshi said: "It doesn't matter if they are the best respect for them, respect for life! They are not easy, but... live with dignity! No charity is required."

　　 Xu Shanzheng couldn't help being moved: "Yes!"

　　 Wang Hui couldn't help nodding: "Nature is like this, cruel but warm!"

　　 It was late at night, and the mushroom house was lit with warm light in the patter of light rain.

　　 In the house, two puppies are running around. Upstairs, the radish was curled up on the chase bed next to the cat litter, waiting for the owner. On the left side of the yard, a few hens in the chicken coop are already asleep. On the right side of the yard, two sheep are still ruminating, tasting the grass they ate in the afternoon.

　　 And under the eaves, the dog left and Hu Niu stood on the electric wire, cuddling together and watching the new nest they built "together" not far away, less than one-tenth...

　　Perhaps, they think of the past they met, maybe think of their destroyed home, maybe they are looking forward to a bright future.

　　Who can know? Who can understand them?