Earthy Superstar

The two of them followed the camera teacher out of the mushroom house courtyard, still a little dizzy. They drank and lay down last night. It was strange that they could feel better.

Yu Weihe: "That's good, why did Tie Zhu castrate the pig?"

Fang Bo: "My brother Zhu is acting, why should I explain to you?"

Yu Weihe: "Yes, yes..."

When the show is here, it starts to play backwards again.

More than an hour ago, Li Tiezhu held the radish and went downstairs, cooked a small bowl of noodles, threw the radish upstairs, and took a ladder to look at the eggs laid by the dog leftovers and Hu Niu, and then went for a morning run.

In order to maintain his weight, Li Tiezhu eats very little every morning but exercises for a long time.

After running along the highway for half an hour, when Li Tiezhu returned, he saw a little pig running wildly with blood robbing the road, humming while running, with a sharp voice.

Such a small pig started to kill?

Li Tiezhu was stunned, only to find that the place where the blood was soaked was on his stomach, he knew that this was not a pig slaughter. Outside the house not far away, a simple and honest man smiled embarrassedly with a small knife.

Li Tiezhu kicked the piggy, grabbed it, and when I went, there was a long slit in his stomach, and his intestines were almost leaking out.

Terrible.

Li Tiezhu carried the pig back to the man, and said, "Brother, are you a steer or an opener?"

The man was full of blood, scratching his head: "I don't know how to castrate pigs, I'm just playing with it..."

Li Tiezhu: "..."

After chatting for a few more words, Li Tiezhu figured out that the old master in the village who would steer pigs went to see the children in the city, but the piglet of Brother Liu’s family was castrated again and couldn’t wait, so he castrated himself. Up.

After we castrated two males, Brother Liu found that he could use the knife, but he was a little swollen, and he caught a little sow, and that was it.

The male is good to castrate, after all, the domineering is exposed, the sow is not easy to castrate, and hides too deep.

Li Tiezhu: "Forget it, your castration like this is half the death. I'll do it."

Brother Liu is holding a **** pig: "You are a big star, can you still castrate a pig?"

Li Tiezhu: "Anyway, more proficient than you."

In this way, Li Tiezhu started a new job. Brother Liu helped to catch the pig, and Li Tiezhu castrated the pig. Brother Liu's family watched on the sidelines and even applauded occasionally, just like watching a concert.

Brother Liu’s sows are more productive than some writers. Twelve of them were born in one birth. All of them were soft and tender, and they looked delicious.

When Fang Bo and the others arrived, Li Tiezhu had already castrated eight, except for the one who was drastically chopped down by Big Brother Liu, two of them were left.

The two squeezed into the crowd to take a look, hoo! Very skilled!

I saw that Big Brother Liu was holding a piggy that was struggling hard, Li Tiezhu grabbed his hind legs and put it on the ground, kneeling directly on the pig’s neck with his left knee, stepping on the pig’s tail with his right foot, and picking up the pig’s back with his left hand. The legs are separated, the right hand is cut off with a sharp cut, and then the castration is quickly removed, the movement is so smooth that there is a primitive beauty.

Yu Wei and Tucao: "Fortunately, last night, our miserable teacher Huang, if he bullied my Zhu brother, Fang Bo, you will be cut by him now."

Fang Bo: "Go away! If you want to cut, I cut you first."

When the show was put here, although many of the shots were mosaics, or did not cut in at all, everyone still saw Li Tiezhu’s real skills, and the barrage called out to the good guys:

"Good guy!"

"I'm a good guy directly!"

"Serious brother doesn't say anything, he will castrate pigs if he says he knows how to steer pigs."

"I was wrong, I thought he was bragging."

"Cut the pig..."

"There is something wrong with you upstairs!"

"By the way, the steer seems to be addictive, and I want to cut something..."

"Big brother, don't cut yourself off!"

"My dog ​​has been held down, can a pencil sharpener be okay?"

"Isn't this better than singing and dancing? Really talented!"

After the last piglet was cut and treated with antibiotics, Li Tiezhu threw the pig away and washed his hands.

Brother Liu came over with a grateful look and handed the cigarette: "Thank you! Thank you brother."

Li Tiezhu waved his hand: "I don't know how to smoke."

Brother Liu went to pass cigarettes to other members of the program group, and no one wanted him to record the program.

Finally, Big Brother Liu went to ask his wife for instructions, and brought the little sow who had lost too much blood and was struggling, and said: "Brother, if you pay wages, your big celebrities will look down on it. This little pig will not survive. Now, give it to you to eat."

Li Tiezhu was startled: "Don't don't! This is too expensive, right?"

The price of a piglet for slaughter is nearly 1,000 yuan, which is not a joke. Although this pig is still small, it costs 600 to 700 yuan, which is not too expensive.

Brother Liu said: "Take it, if you don't help me, I will have to die a few more. Moreover, the steer is also tens of dollars a head, almost. You are recording TV, and I am too embarrassed to invite you to dinner. ."

The country folks are sincere and enthusiastic.

Li Tiezhu didn't wash his hands anymore, and took it backhand: "Yes, I will kill it first."

Without the pig-killing knife, Li Tiezhu took the steer's knife, went outside the house, and went straight down cleanly. Brother Liu took a bowl to catch the blood. What was more embarrassing was that there were no more drops of blood. It was spilled on the pavement outside, which looked the same as the murder scene.

The little sow soul returned to the sky, Li Tiezhu took a plastic bag and packed it, and said goodbye to Big Brother Liu and his family with a smile.

At this time, Li Tiezhu discovered Fang Bo and Yu Weihe: "Why are you here?"

Yu Weihe: "Come and pay tribute to my heroic posture of Brother Zhu!"

Fang Bo: "Good knife technique!"

Li Tiezhu: "Thanks to the prize, the prize, the pig I castrated is not three hundred but two hundred, practice makes perfect..."

Yu Weihe: "This little pig is quite big."

Li Tiezhu shook the little sow: "Sixteen or seven catties, originally about fifteen catties is the most suitable for castration. Brother Liu has waited for a few days, and can't wait any longer, so he has no choice but to castrate himself."

Fang Bo: "How to eat?"

Li Tiezhu: "I don't know, roast?"

Fang Bo: "Pretty!"

When returning to the mushroom house, Huang Sanshi, He Ling, Wang Su, Peng Yuchang, and Yi Xiaomao all got up, and they were discussing the matter of pressing the pig’s baby to the mushroom house. Just now Peng Peng received the big baby’s The phone was overwhelmed with excitement. There was also a female guest who claimed to be ugly.

They were shocked when they saw Li Tiezhu come back carrying the little suckling pig. Hearing Fang Bo's remarks, it was even more shocking.

Peng Yuchang: "Oh my God! Brother Zhu, you are too strong!"

Yi Xiaomao: "So amazing!"

Wang Su: "I'm going! Why didn't I catch up? I want to castrate two too, I can do it for the male."

He Ling: "The Mushroom House is not a vain name!"

Huang Sanshi: "Yes, not bad. Peng Peng went to boil the water. Let's take care of the piglet. Who, then, give the piglet a video and let him see it."

Fang Bo: "I'll call, show the piglet how we killed the piglet."

Soon Brother Xiaozhu saw the earthy-flavored method of killing pigs from a distance.

Li Tiezhu can't kill little pigs, but he can kill flying pigs, so this little pig handles the same way as flying pigs.

I saw that Li Tiezhu made a small bamboo tube, cut a hole in the pig's foot, inserted the bamboo tube, and then squatted on the ground and blew fiercely. The piglet began to swell at a speed visible to the naked eye, and in a short while it was round and round. NS.

In Fang Bo's cell phone, Xiaozhu’s iconic laughter came: "Goose, goose, goose, goose... Isn't this too cute? Goose, goose, goose, goose, goose..."

After blowing the pig round, Li Tiezhu tightened the opening at the pig's feet, brought hot water to the pig, and began to shave.

There is no plane for scraping pig hair, Wang Su is also a hands-on expert, went directly to the tool room to make two of them with iron sheets, and then simply sharpened them. Then, he and Li Tiezhu began to shave the pig's hair together with skillful cooperation.

Huang Sanshi: "Dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water. That's what they are talking about."

Peng Peng nodded again and again: "Long experience!"

Yi Xiaomao squatted beside Li Tiezhu, looking at him with admiration, his face turned red.

Barrage:

"It turns out that killing pigs is like this?"

"This is the way to kill pigs in the countryside. Our family used to be like this."

"Blowing a pig is very soulful!"

"Li Tiezhu is real cowhide, and Wang Su really knows it!"

"Is it the only one who thinks that pigs are so cute when they are round?"

After shaving the hair, it was easy. Li Tiezhu opened his mouth to the piglet. The pig was too small and its internal organs were lost. Then wash the pig and start salting to prepare for roasting.

After that, Li Tiezhu improved the barbecue grill he made last time, and worked with Wang Su into the shape of roasting a whole lamb, lit charcoal, and started grilling directly.

As soon as they were baked, the big baby and Li Ni arrived, and everyone welcomed them.

The big baby said in surprise: "Wow! You are so kind, you even prepared a roast suckling pig for us... I'm so touched."

Good guys!

It made everyone embarrassed by Jill.

Li Ni said: "What do you want? It doesn't look like it was prepared for us!"

The big baby was embarrassed.

He Ling is still good at making rounds: "We counted that as soon as we had a beautiful lady coming today, we prepared a pig for you."

Yang Ying: "Did you raise this little pig yourself?"

He Ling smiled and said, "We didn't raise pigs. It was Tie Zhu who went out for a run and accidentally ran into a pig. Wouldn't there be pigs?"

Yang Ying looked at Li Tiezhu who was roasting pigs: "What do you mean? He really killed him?"

Li Tiezhu: "No, I was so ugly to see me and Brother Bo, who were scared to death."

Fang Bo directly gave a thumbs up: "Pretty! Let's post a photo on the door of the mushroom house to ward off evil spirits."

Li Tiezhu: "How about scaring ghosts? Not friendly!"

Fang Bo smiled and said: "It's...then what, what dishes did the two beautiful women order?"

Yang Ying: "Braised pork belly."

Li Ni: "Sauerkraut fish."

Fang Bo said to Li Tiezhu, "What about the fish?"

Li Tiezhu: "You can swim in the reservoir over there and you can scare a bunch of fish to death."

Fang Bo took Wang Su to go: "Wait, brother will get you fish."

They were sitting on the boat and saw an uncle on the shore catching a big fish. They immediately leaned in to help people catch the fish with a net. Under the guidance of the master, two fat fish were actually caught.

Here, Li Tiezhu has roasted the little suckling pig so that it smells sweet all over the courtyard.

(Return to Cheng-du in the past two days, the code time is not enough, a bit can't keep up with the time, forgive me. But we will guarantee three shifts!)