Earthy Superstar

Li Tiezhu has a great characteristic, that is, he is serious and peaceful, even with a little humility to ask for advice. It is very emotional for the audience, and for the person who is being assaulted, he is very angry but can't tear his face.

Subasa was very angry, but still kept smiling: "Li Tiezhu, there is no way to answer this question, because my recipes are different every day, and they are carefully designed by a professional team. However, I can say one thing, that is my show. For my activities, the food standard for all artists is no less than 1,500 a day, and the staff varies from 500 to 800."

Liu Mei smiled with Su Lihui in her arms, a little gloating.

Li Tiezhu didn't rush to refute, but looked at other artists, some smiled bitterly and some nodded, but more often bowed his head and pretended to die.

Su Bazaar said again: "You are also the top performer in the variety show, what is the food standard when you are on the variety show?"

Li Tiezhu said: "This matter is divided into two aspects. First, I know that the standard of living of high school students is around 50 or 60 per day, which is considered affluent. In fact, most ordinary people I know are below this standard. I have enough food and enough nutrition. I know a girl who plays tennis. She is one of the richest high school students I have ever seen. She costs about 150 per day for living and nutrition, and she often invites me to drink milk tea."

Subasa: "You are talking about ordinary people"

Li Tiezhu: "The tennis player is called Zheng Yanzi, this year's French Open women's singles champion. She said that you invited her to the Bazaar Night this year, but she was not available."

Subasa: ""

Liu Mei: "When I first came to Kyoto, I lived on 80 cents a day."

Li Tiezhu added, "But, for the second aspect, when I was on a variety show, except for the primitive people who cooked by myself and the mushroom house, the food cost was basically no less than 1,500 yuan a day, which was written in the contract. The most. Okay, it even reached the standard of two thousand five. So, from this point of view, Aunt Subasa is accustomed to it, but the audience can't understand your point of view. I will explain it for you to avoid unnecessary misunderstandings. "

The barrage reacted strongly in this area:

"Is this eating dragon meat? Six hundred and five are not enough."

"Subasa looks disgusting."

"It annoys this old woman."

"The cost of living in a month is four times my salary. It's so rich and arrogant."

"Is there such a high standard of food for entertainers? Didn't you mean to eat box lunch?"

"It seems that the photos of the stars are not credible."

"That's an ordinary person, huh, she's a master?"

"Zheng Yanzi is only one hundred and five."

"I have two bags of instant noodles a day, is it unworthy to be a human being?"

"Is what Tie Zhu said is true? He is also fifteen thousand?"

"What the **** is this?"

"The entertainment industry is really hard to describe, and Tie Zhu is also extravagant. Haha!"

"If other artists are like this, Li Tiezhu can't be special, right?"

Subasha was surprised to find that Tie Zhu seemed to be an ally, and her attitude was a lot more kind: "Now, I said six hundred and five per day is not enough, right? We are now below the average level of an artist."

This belongs to the logic of robbers.

Li Tiezhu is also not used to: "This is a difference! Here I cook by myself. In the program group, IQF is a finished product. Except for labor and freight, IQ tax is paid for most of them. Have you all eaten the food? What is it? The cost is at most 20, not more. The reason is simple, the sellers are the relatives of the program group or the TV station! For example, the support package designated by a certain TV station! In other programs I dare not say, but this show is fine."

Guo Dalin came out to make a round again: "Yes! This is Penguin's show, you are Penguin, you can say anything."

This is indeed the reason. For other shows, although Li Tiezhu would be stunned, he would not shake out the shady and tricks behind him. There is still a difference between offending people and killing parents.

Subasa cautiously said: "Then, six hundred and five are enough?"

Li Tiezhu also had a headache: "Let’s tell you this. The native eggs cost two yuan each, they are big ones, and the milk is five yuan a bottle, which is very fresh. If you want to consider organic, natural and brand names, Uncle Zhou?"

Zhou Erkang said: "Organic soil eggs are at most three yuan each, double yolk eggs."

Subasa: "Is it so cheap? Don't lie to me. I cook a lot. I cook very well. The eggs are the best that my aunt buys. There are more than 20 eggs."

Some people are already laughing, snickering.

Meng Zuoyi suddenly said to Subasa: "Hey? Auntie, is your family still short of nanny?"

Subasa: "Huh?"

There is a reason why Meng Zuoyi recruited gangsters, because the goods are really cheap: "I found out that the secret to getting rich is in two places, one in the criminal law and one in your home. You are so cute!"

She also gave a thumbs up.

Su Basha finally understood, and felt very embarrassed, Tie Zhu didn't hate it, this Meng Zuoyi was disgusting.

Li Tiezhu was a little surprised, Meng Zuoyi's sisters are tough enough!

You should be called Meng Zuo Yao!

Little cute Guo Dalin went online again: "Sister Meng, my father lacks a babysitter. He keeps saying that he is unhappy recently. Although I can't imagine my father's happiness, it's always right for me to find someone to take care of him."

Meng Zuoyi: "Fuck you!"

Li Tiezhu: "Call"

Meng Zuoyi grunted angrily: "Why? I'm not helping you, Tie Zhu, you have no conscience."

Also winking.

These sisters are familiar with each other! And this is very ambiguous.

The others burst into laughter, and the atmosphere returned.

Li Tiezhu wondered: "You can't speak, so you can't help. Okay, I don't blame you. Sit down, so I think, these six hundred and five hundred can be enough for you to eat and drink for several days. But, mine. The point of view is that everyone takes care of their own lives, and collective funds are best used for projects. After all, everyone has different requirements for food, and it is not fair to share it, and it is not necessary."

Zhou Erkang: "Yes, I think it's the same. Life is self-care."

Zhang Tang: "In this way, the project can be better promoted."

The three of them made a lot of sense, but

Liu Mei: "We are a collective! How can we split up? We must be together if we eat chaffy vegetables."

Subasa: "The ideal life starts from life. Let's try how long 650 can eat first, and then discuss."

Meng Zuoyi: "What project? Aren't we here to play?"

Other ladies also agreed.

Zhou Erkang and Zhang Tang looked at each other and leaned weakly on the backs of their chairs. The straight men's team struggled and failed for the last time.

Li Tiezhu sat down happily and said to the two: "Lie down! There is no other way."

He's not upset at all, it's my shit. Not only is it not angry, but also very happy. This kind of chaotic, low-efficiency and embarrassing show is the first time I've seen it. It's interesting.

Don't call it Taohuawu, it's Qihuaxiu.

It was logical that everyone started to pay money one after another, and soon the fifteen guests urged each other and all paid the money.

Everyone looked at Li Tiezhu.

Li Tiezhu: "I'm not a guest, and I don't pay. I have been on nearly 100 variety shows in two years, and I haven't paid for a single issue!"

Guo Dalin: "I'll testify about this! He went to our crosstalk and followed our backstage watermelon. He took two big father-in-laws who went home to be filial to the future. So, let's not let him pay. Things go."

Everyone joked and continued the topic.

Chen San: "The last question, how to arrange dinner tonight."

The answer given by the ladies is: The first dinner on the first day, of course, is a big meal! Extravagance.

The aunts and sisters danced on the spot, screaming with joy.

The men shook their heads and smiled bitterly, with strong contrasts.

The meeting ended and everyone was gone.

Li Tiezhu, Zhou Erkang, and Zhang Tang came together naturally, and the three of them had inexplicable smiles at the same time, looking at the ladies in front of them who were still presumptuous, with complicated expressions.

Zhang Tang: "Tie Zhu, how do you feel about following the show until now?"

Li Tiezhu said: "I only have one issue, but now I suddenly have the urge to have a few more issues. It's amazing!"

Zhou Erkang: "Then you come and watch the show. I think it's your role. It's a lot easier, and now I'm tired."

Zhang Tang: "Tie Zhu's schedule is tight. I'm going to make guest appearances in Brother Jing and Brother Teng's movies soon, and I will start shooting next to my new movie. There's no time."

Li Tiezhu said: "You can still come and see it tomorrow, if the program group welcomes it."

How could the program group be unwelcome?

To be fair, the disorder and embarrassment of this show has surpassed almost all major variety shows. Although he also had an alternative feeling of joy, Li Tiezhu still played a very good role in slowing down.

For example, at the beginning, the script of the program group was full of loopholes, such as the awkward and laughing communication when they first met, and the classic six or five zero.

To some extent, Li Tiezhu and Guo Dalin held up the lower limit of the show.

Soon, the afternoon passed by ~www.wuxiamtl.com~ It was time for dinner.

In the kitchen, Subasa directed Ruo Su, with seven or eight people busy, preparing for Taohuawu's first meal.

Due to the editing of the footage of the program group, it still looks quite organized.

He also blatantly narrated: "Although the meeting was not a success, the dinner was well coordinated, and finally everyone gradually had a tacit understanding."

However, what Li Tiezhu saw at the scene was not like that.

Li Tiezhu wandered around with his hands behind his back, never helping.

A large group of them, holding various finished and semi-finished foods, fiddled with them for almost two hours, all in a mess. In the meantime, he said a few words and the other said twice, and the scene was very chaotic at one time. The vegetable leaves, eggshells and water in one place, a rag flew to the hanging cabinet, anyway, these must be the work of the program staff afterwards.

"Haha, hahaha is so funny."

Li Tiezhu silently sighed. He suddenly had a bold idea. He took the time to let the four boys in the zoo do their own food, do housework, and watch the show like an uncle. It must be more interesting than this. I don’t know if he will order the house. .

Meng Zuoyi stirred a pot of feces yellow paste, and Li Tiezhu frowned.

She said: "Hate! What do you look at? This is authentic Xichuan Mala Tang! Although it looks bad, it's really delicious."

Li Tiezhu nodded: "You have the final say."

"What do you mean? You are from Xichuan, you haven't eaten Mala Tang, right?"

"Xichuan doesn't have such a thing as spicy and spicy."

In any case, the dinner was cooked and everyone ate, and none of them died suddenly on the spot, which is considered complete.

Li Tiezhu was very cautious and ate some symbolically. Then, he drove his little black man back to his home fifty kilometers away. He did not spend the night in this program group.