Earthy Superstar

Thanks to Guan Gong?

Why worship Guan Gong? I am the successor to socialism! Not afraid of meat...No, atheists who are not invaded by ghosts and gods, you actually let me worship Guan Gong?

It's nothing more than to worship Guan Gong. At any rate, he is also the second master, who is famous in history.

But, what the **** is Huang Taixian?

Generally speaking, although the opening ceremony has been prepared, Li Tiezhu still has some criticisms and feels that it is unscientific to do so.

"Don't force it, just kneel down and kowtow to me!"

Hong Dabao took time out of his busy schedule to participate in the opening ceremony of the Shinephew movie, feeling depressed, because this kid is not actually an action movie, not even a military theme, which is embarrassing!

Therefore, Hong Dabao kicked Li Tiezhu down.

Li Tiezhu didn't dare to be angry or speak, Uncle Dabao was really cute, and he was closer to him than his master.

"Uncle, please be gentle, the disciple is delicate and expensive... ugh~"

Hong Dabao gave him another kick to stop him from forcing him.

As the director, Li Tiezhu knelt down, and the others knelt down one by one. Then someone handed each of them three incense sticks, knocked on their heads three times, and then inserted the incense.

Obviously, this opening ceremony is purely Xiangjiang Faner's, the reason is very simple, because this is Hong Dabao let people perform.

This matter is a bit long to say, but it's the Shochikuer to put it briefly.

At this time, Song Zhuer, who is the actor of the crew and the Queen of the Supreme, stood beside Hong Dabao, handed a cup of strong tea obediently, and said:

"Uncle! How can you come here in person for this matter? I and Tie Zhu can't make it easy, but we don't know how to do it. Ask you to send someone who knows how to come over and give pointers. In the end, you came in person, we I am ashamed..."

Hong Dabao's eyes stared: "What are you doing? Can't I come? The idiot of Yuanlou doesn't care...I can still care about it? Alright! If you have something to find me, this movie must be done! The next generation of our brothers, Just point to Tie Zhu to make things happen..."

Song Zhuer: "Oh, we are under great pressure like you! Zhou Xingxing's "Kung Fu", Wu Jing's "Wandering Earth", and Fang Bo and Shen Mouteng's "Crazy Aliens". Let's have a small cost. It’s not bad for a movie to have a box office of hundreds of millions. I don’t dare to expect too much!"

Hong Dabao said, "Don’t think about Zhou Xingxing, I, Yuanlou, and Zhou Farun can’t resist... Besides, isn’t Tie Zhu the male number one? If Zhou Xingxing wins, Tie Zhu won! As for the other two... …It’s also pretty awesome, but it’s not important! As long as Tie Zhu’s movie can do the idiot of Yuan Lou! What's the special movie "Fantastic Detective Pu Songling", what kind of ghost movie? Shame! It's time for Tie Zhu to tell him the truth!"

Song Zhuer: "What truth?"

Hong Dabao hugged his belly: "The truth is, we are all old! The movie is of the next generation! We, just run errands, help...if you go through Hollywood, you have to watch Tie Zhu and your generation! "

Song Zhu'er smiled humbly and said, "Uncle is still young! Where is he old? Me and Tie Zhu, ha ha...too young to withstand such a lot of pressure."

The hare on the side, Zhao Liya, said abruptly: "You can't even play a TV series now, so don't pretend to be forced? Big sister?"

If it is the usual Shochikuer, she must slap and slap it, and then ride the rabbit on her body and tickling it until she succumbs.

But at this time, in front of the masters, Shochikuer's IQ is not the highest in the zoo, but EQ is definitely not one of the highest.

I saw that she smiled sadly and said: "The acting skills are not good, and I have to study a lot to keep up with Tie Zhu's footsteps."

This is so... it deserves to be the main palace!

It's not the same when the rabbit hits it. It's obviously smart, but its emotional intelligence is in a mess. At this time, he said: "You can't keep up with your studies. It's up to you? Anger will only stare, and sadness will only blink, ha!"

"To shut up!"

Hong Dabao is angry, is there any sense of respect and inferiority? He saw that Zhao Liya was unusual, and tentatively said:

"Do you have any grudges with Tie Zhu? You don't want to see him, right?"

Relying on her grandfather’s identity, Zhao Liya didn’t bash Hong Dabao at all, and she fought back sharply: "I have no grudges against Shazhu! But Song Zhuer is really not good at acting. You have never seen it before, forget it, you don’t understand. ..."

Hong Dabao looked at Song Zhuer questioningly: "What's the situation?"

Shochikuer bit her lower lip, softly shook her head and said, "It's okay, it's normal to be noisy..."

Hong Dabao suddenly became angry from the courage, took Song Zhu'er to the side, and asked in a low voice: "What is the background of that girl? How does it feel more powerful than that cold? She bullied you?"

Song Zhuer said: "Her grandfather is Zhao Tianhua, the lieutenant general! I can't afford it."

Hong Dabao couldn't spit out the fragrance, so he could only swallow it back: "You...are you okay? My silly nephew is all up to you, you can't fall down."

Song Zhuer resolutely said: "I will definitely stick to it! Uncle, rest assured, no matter how strong they are, then... it is also an extraterritorial force. Tie Zhu is good to me, so you don't have to worry about it."

Hong Dabao: "Tie Zhu is a fool!!!"

Song Zhuer: "Don't say that to him, otherwise, I won't dare to ask you for help in the future..."

Hong Dabao: "Good, good! Hey... if you have a teacher, you will have an apprentice! It seems that you don't teach anything, but in fact? Perfect inheritance! Fuck~"

Song Zhuer said happily: "It's not entirely a bad thing. Like his master, Tie Zhu will definitely be able to hit a world at the film festival, and win honor to his uncle! And honor to our country! With Tie Zhu's popularity abroad. If you can make a good movie, maybe you can catch up with Master."

Hong Dabao nodded: "It's possible, his popularity is too mysterious, it seems that everyone likes him. There are too many girls!"

Shochikuer once again demonstrated the demeanor of a big woman, leniently judo: "It's not a big deal. Those girls are pretty good, beautiful, cute, and sensible. In many cases, I don't do well and make them angry. That's it, the family... there is no overnight feud."

Hong Dabao's eyes were red, and he said, "Yes! With you with Tie Zhu, I don't worry, Uncle! Not like Yuanlou's stupid...Forget it, you're a sensible, I'll just tell you frankly. The key to Tie Zhu's success lies in him. You can't let those chirpy women affect him. You have to be strong, and I will support you!"

Song Zhu'er said shyly: "It doesn't matter, Tie Zhu treats me well..."

Hong Dabao nodded deeply again, Li Tiezhu was lucky! As long as there is such an eldest woman, no vixen can disturb him. After all, there are few who can beat Shochiku in terms of appearance! Including the Zhao Liya just now.

After strolling around, Hong Dabao found Li Tiezhu who had organized the crew members to worship God, kicked and snorted.

Li Tiezhu: "Uncle? Anything?"

Hong Dabao crossed his eyebrows and said coldly, "I can't kick you if I'm okay?"

Xu Shanzheng, who just got off the incense, said with a bald head: "That's right! I can't kick you if I'm fine? This is the favor of the uncle! Many people want to be kicked but still can't make it. Besides, Uncle Neng Coming to star in your movie is a blessing you have cultivated in your last life."

Hong Dabao was taken aback for a moment: "What? What cameo?"

Li Tiezhu stayed too, "I didn't say a cameo? Uncle Xu, did you remember it wrong?"

Xu Shan was fighting for a bitch. Since seeing Hong Dabao, he didn't intend to let it go. He rolled his eyes and said, "Didn't you say that your uncle came to a guest role? I heard it wrong?"

Hong Dabao looked at Li Tiezhu.

Li Tiezhu wondered: "When did I say it? I didn't say it!"

Up to now, as long as it is transparent, Hong Dabao will not be a guest in this role, after all, he did not say it in advance.

However, when something happened, Song Zhu'er rushed in, with a shy expression on her face, even with a bit of cowardice: "I'm sorry, Uncle Xu, so what... I just said it when I persuaded you to invest. Actually, there was no decision at that time. , I originally wanted to invite Uncle Uncle, but Uncle is not in good health. Since the filming of "Kung Fu", his physical condition has become worse. How I bear the heart... it's all my fault!"

It was not the first time that Xu Shanzheng and Song Zhuer met, and he subconsciously cooperated and said, "Ah...Fudge me?"

Song Zhuer said pitifully: "I'm sorry! Would you not divest yourself? We are already looking for other important actors?"

Li Tiezhu is at a loss, why don't I know? Are these things?

Xu Shan furiously said: "It's one thing to make Teacher Hong a guest star, but it's another thing to deceive me! You do this business to make movies...Who would dare to cooperate with you?"

Song Zhuer is timid and dare not to say ~www.wuxiamtl.com~ is about to cry, and the acting is also very good.

Hong Dabao stepped forward and said, "Xiao Xu, are you okay? My teacher-nephew and wife-in-law told me about guest appearances, but I refused because I was not in good health at the time. However, now I am in good health. She made a cameo, didn't she tell you? Isn't it inappropriate for you to bully her like this?"

Xu Shanzheng nodded and bowed: "Yes, yes... I'll just say, Zhu'er has always been honest and trustworthy, how can he lie to me? I was too surprised just now! I blame her, she likes to take the responsibility on her, such a woman Not much."

After speaking, he quietly turned back and gave Song Zhu'er a wink.

Get it done!

Hong Dabao immediately turned his anger into joy, and clashed with Xu Shan and walked away: "Yes! My teacher-nephew is lucky, Zhu'er is too tolerant..."

Song Zhu'er looked at Li Tiezhu diligently: "Uncle is so nice!"

Li Tiezhu rubbed his eyebrows: "Then...you can't bully his old man!"

Zhao Liya watched everything and rushed up and said: "Wrong! We are not bullying Hong Dabao, we are helping him. He wants to help the younger generation make movies, but he can't make a contribution. This time he can make a cameo appearance. That is to give him a chance! He has no acting anymore!"

Song Zhu'er is different, and euphemistically said: "As the hero of Xiangjiang action movies, it is the inheritance of art to be able to use the residual heat in the current movies! Tie Zhu, this is a satisfaction for him to you. The answer sheet. Regardless of the box office of this film, it symbolizes the success of the old and new filmmakers..."

Zhao Liya was horrified: "Ah! You... I would like to call you the political commissar of the zoo!"

Shochikuer: "You are still tender! By the way, the pink collar is here. Come to play at home when you have time."

Zhao Liya: "Bah!"

Li Tiezhu: "Ah! After worshipping God, it's time to pull the red cloth."