Earthy Superstar

"Hey! Try it and you'll know."

Li Tiezhu replied to Brother Pheasant in this way and made a punch to him. In the old mainland movies, the heroes encouraged each other. Brother Pheasant understood, and then...the snail fan came.

Li Tiezhu's eyes were quick and quick, and the moment the Luo Shifen came up, he ran away from the feces-eating scene with the feces in his arms.

Luhani also followed, rescued the bowl of rice noodles with clear soup and put it on a table outside the store. This is a roadside stall with six tables in the store and four tables outside the store.

Li Tiezhu comforted Jia Shi Cang Er: "Eat! The rice noodles are fragrant."

Jiashi Cang'er looked at the store, revealing innocent doubts: "Angkou, why does my stupid enemy want to eat papa?"

It seems that the speed of human movement cannot surpass the speed of odor transmission. Under the retreat of the guards of the two knights, I also smelled the refreshing odor.

Li Tiezhu said: "Everyone has a different taste!"

Jiashi Cang'er said innocently, "But, I used to not eat papas for my enemies! Is it because my mommy isn't here, and he eats it stealthily?"

Luhani gave a thumbs up: "Excellent! That's it! You must not reveal the secret, eating papa is not a shameful thing, okay, yes... but you can't let your mother... uh, mommy I know. Do you understand?"

Crawling with shit: "After my mom knows about it, she won't kiss her daddy enemy anymore, giggle giggle..."

The laughter like a sewing machine is so naive.

After a while, the pheasant came out picking his teeth and burped.

Climbing with **** and retching: "Oh..."

Luhani asked, "Brother Pheasant, how do you feel about snail noodles?"

Pheasant: "It's delicious."

"Doesn't it smell?"

"A little bit. It tastes delicious!"

Li Tiezhu, as a heavy taste who likes to eat snail noodles, didn't think it was just a little smelly: "Master, that's stinky!"

Pheasant pouted: "I can't smell my rhinitis."

Li Tiezhu and Luhani were a little disappointed.

Jia Shi Xia Er was holding a small bowl of rice noodles, Tong Yan Wuji even felt sorry for his old idiot: "Dilly enemy, I know that it is not easy for you to make money. Can you not eat papa in the future? My face is divided into you. Half!"

Pheasant is inexplicable: "You Hong Kong baa? You are not allowed to talk during dinner, haven't I taught you?"

Jiashi Cang'er has a sad look. It turns out that the enemy is a mysterious man who cooks **** behind the scenes.

...

After breakfast, continue shooting.

Li Chenggong got out of the train station and called his subordinates to get him a high-speed rail ticket, but in the end he got a green leather ticket because the high-speed rail was out of service. No way, Li Chenggong still came to the train station.

When filming, the pheasant followed him with the shit, and told him how fortunate it was to make a movie, especially the crew and group performances. From the lighting, props to photography, the pheasant introduced the **** in turn. , It doesn't matter if he understands it or not.

From the perspective of the poor pheasant, bringing children to the crew to endure hardship is more educational than going to "Where Is Dad".

He is an old father in the true sense. At the age of 51, the child is only four years old.

There may be a sense of crisis!

At the train station, after filming the scene of Li Chenggong entering the station and making a phone call, it was the turn of the pheasant and Jia Shi Cang Er to sell mobile phones.

Originally, this plot seemed redundant in the original script. Li Tiezhu had already removed it, but when the pheasant came to make a cameo, Li Tiezhu took it back.

At this moment Li Tiezhu realized.

He analyzed the plot settings of this script many times earlier and found that selling mobile phones was the most part, mainly because it was meaningless. Now Li Tiezhu understands that the time and space crew must have deliberately added this scene for the guest star. After all, the actress looks like a famous tea who knows how to make hair.

Lighting, photography, radio, and group performances are all in place.

Li Tiezhu: "Aikestar!"

Li Chenggong held his cell phone: "Do you know what Spring Festival travel is? Listen to it!"

Crawling with **** walked over to tiptoe and took the phone: "Boss, the phone is very fashionable!"

"I'll call you later." Li Chenggong snatched back his cell phone and hung up. "Whose kid? Can't you take things at random? What about your grown-ups?"

Jiao Cang'er sat on Li Chenggong's right hand side, Pheasant wearing a military coat wearing a black hat, sat on Li Chenggong's left hand side.

Jia Shi Cang'er grinned: "How much did you buy? A copy of a mobile phone, right?"

Li Chenggong looked around, "What's wrong?"

Jia Shi Crawl: "Do you want to change to a new model? Hey, a full-screen fruit phone!"

The pheasant stood up, opened the left side of the coat, and there were full of mobile phones inside, all on the back of the phone, with two cameras, three cameras, four cameras...and twelve cameras, all fruits Card.

Li Chenggong was dumbfounded.

Jia Shi Cang Er: "Fruit 11 to Fruit 20 are available, strong North China goods! Do you want to buy one? Only 998!"

Li Chenggong: "Don't!"

Climbing the shit: "Do you want to stick the film?"

The pheasant opened the coat on the right, and rows of mobile phone film packaging and filming equipment.

Li Chenggong stood up, carrying the box, and left: "Insane! Such a young kid was brought out to cheat money, and Jane went to the zoo."

Over there, the pheasant looked at Jiao Crawling with a dull expression: "Big Brother..."

Jia Shi Cang'er shrugged: "Hey! Now this business is seriously involved, let's change to a silly trick."

Then, when they saw Li Tiezhu gnawing on shallot pancakes with his luggage on his back, they looked around and walked over.

As the screen turned around, Jia Shi Xuan and the pheasant squatted in the corner of the station, eating scallion pancakes. The pheasant still contained seven or eight in the plastic bag in his hand.

Pheasant: "Brother, change ten scallion pancakes with a mobile phone..."

Crawling with shit: "But the scallion pancakes he made are so fragrant! So cute, cute..."

Pheasant: "Will we lose?"

Crawling with shit: "Hey, let's roll it in now."

"Ka! It's over, close work for lunch."

Li Tiezhu shouted.

The group performers went to pick up the box lunch in turn, and the big guys scrambled around the **** to exaggerate, especially Tao Hong, who liked his performance very much. In fact, the illiterate Jiashi Cang'er, his lines were quite slippery when he was just filming, and he basically didn't have much experience. On the contrary, Xu Shanzheng and the pheasant often couldn't catch the scenes of Jia Shi Cang'er.

The pheasant wanted to be humble and was squeezed out.

He approached Li Tiezhu: "Is it really okay to shoot like this? How come the style between me and the clip **** climber doesn't feel like a mainland comedy?"

Li Tiezhu said: "In fact, Zhou Xingxing helped to change this section, which was scallion pancakes to change the phone. Later I thought it was useless and took it away, but it was very suitable to play this section with **** and crawling, so I put it back. "

Pheasant nodded, his expression was a bit ugly, but he didn't say anything anymore. Since Zhou Xingxing changed it, he didn't dare to say anything.

Li Tiezhu asked, "What's wrong? Don't you think the plot just now doesn't work?"

Pheasant shook his head: "Well, I feel a little sick in my stomach."

Li Tiezhu: "Then I will ask you to take you back to the hotel to rest. Anyway, your filming is over."

Pheasant: "No, I'm fine. Let's take a look at the crew with some **** and let him know how good it is in filming."

Li Tiezhu: "Okay. You don't have a bad stomach, right?"

Pheasant: "Close your crow's beak."

At noon, everyone had a box lunch, two meats and one vegetarian. Jia Shi Cang Er was also eating box lunch, relish, pheasant chose to eat scallion pancakes.

Li Tiezhu said, "Brother Pheasant, don't you want to eat box lunch?"

Pheasant: "I think the scallion pancake is more delicious. Anyway, it is a prop. It is a waste of not eating."

Li Tiezhu: "Then you eat less, this was bought by the props teacher at the roadside stall yesterday, and the refrigerator was put in the refrigerator last night..."

Pheasant: "I am in good health."

As if to prove that his body is really good, the pheasant cracked four scallion pancakes.

In the afternoon, it was a scene in the car.

For convenience, the crew directly found a place to set the scene, a section of railway, a few sections of green carriages, and dozens of group performances, which was safe and efficient. As for the location of the train running, you just need to find a section of the road to make up for it. You don't need to prepare it yourself, just take a picture of the normal passing train, which saves money.

The scene of boarding the car is very exciting, and the atmosphere of the Spring Festival is very full, just like a war.

Then, Niu Geng and Li Chenggong, who were playing with the fruit 20 mobile phone, met again and succeeded. Li Chenggong bought a fake ticket and made up for it. A few passengers were changed up and down on the road, and three girls came. Then, the musical talent played by Luhani also appeared on the stage. The acting skills of the three dragon girls immediately became enthusiastic, and there was no need to act.

On the contrary, Luhani was blushing when the three girls saw it~www.wuxiamtl.com~ He had no lines at all, so he might as well perform smoothly.

Then, Niugeng Crow's mouth was fulfilled again, and the train collapsed in front of him and the train could not go.

A group of people got out of the car and prepared to transfer to a bus.

The filming of the third day was over, and the crew returned to the hotel again, and a few leaders had a meeting.

Producer Tao Hong said: "We filmed one-fifth of the scenes in three days, and it went very smoothly, too smoothly. Next, the crew will go to northern Hubei to shoot the next scenes. The crew has to transfer equipment and it takes two. It’s about a day or so. If you can’t shoot for these two days, let the actors rest. No way, our crew is poor!”

Sun Xixi: "If you have money, you can get two sets of equipment and horses, and the actors can run back and forth to seamlessly connect various scenes, that's fine."

Li Tiezhu: "Don't even think about it. Why spend 50 million if you can do something with 30 million?"

Xu Shanzheng said: "That's right, slow down, let the post team cut the previous shots in two days to see the effect and check the gaps. I happen to have a meeting tomorrow, in Kyoto."

Tao Hong: "Entertainment? Or the wine bureau?"

Xu Shanzheng: "It's Fang Bo. He will make a movie by himself next year, and let me give him some ideas."

Tao Hong: "Then you go, you must return to the studio the next morning, otherwise I will deduct your pay."

Xu Shanzheng: "...Why are you still killing each other?"

At this time, a staff member rushed in in a panic and said: "It's not good, Brother Pheasant is sent to the emergency room."

Li Tiezhu: "What?"

Staff: "Just sent it, Brother Lu followed, saying it might be food poisoning."

Li Tiezhu and others got up and left.

When he arrived at the hospital, Li Tiezhu saw the feces crawling in the corridor. He was emotionally stable. He looked at Li Tiezhu and said, "Aung Kou, the baba eaten by the enemy is poisonous!"