Earthy Superstar

Jia Shi Xia Er danced in front of Hem with a prop knife, and dubbed: "Qiangqiangqiang...biubiu~"

Humming eyes are red: "Dad!"

Du Dayan quickly hugged Hem away from the pseudo-father and son, can't he quarrel with Li Tiezhu on the show, right? According to reliable sources in the circle, he is a fool!

Climbing the **** didn't understand the principle of accepting it after seeing it, and caught up with it and drew a knife on Du Dayan's ass: "Hey! Where can the bad guys run away!"

Du Dayan glanced at Li Tiezhu helplessly, meaning you don't care?

Li Tiezhu said to Jia Shi Cang Er: "Don't be like this, you have to jump up and chop, will you do it lightly?"

After speaking, I also demonstrated it, jumping on the spot.

Climbing **** was eager to try, and there was a tendency to change the plan to poke, so scared that Du Dayan quickly turned sideways to the hairy boy, and said: "The village chief said that the game is about to start! Get the knife away soon."

Wu Zuen and Liu Dazhuang took their daughters in their arms one after another, always feeling that Brother Pheasant was not there, and the **** climbing was being taught by someone.

Li Tiezhu nodded towards Jia Shi Cang Er.

Climbing the **** and climbing into the sheath, he said coldly: "For the sake of my godfather, spare your life!"

Du Dayan said to Li Tiezhu sarcastically, "I thank you!"

Li Tiezhu: "You are polite."

Barrage:

"Li Tiezhu is a real dog!"

"Not even the children..."

"Distressed hum."

"Brother Serious is too violent here, unlike my father who is like a bear kid."

"Actually, in which show is Li Tiezhu not like a bear kid?"

"Jump up and chop or poke?"

"Climbing with shit, this is the essence of Li Tiezhu @聂遥."

Next, rob the room to start the game.

The rules are very simple, as simple as boring. Balloons are thrown upstairs, and the dads below wear tennis racket hats, hit the balloons on the photos and stick them, and get the house with whichever one you hit.

The best room No. 1 has the smallest photo, and the worst room No. 5 has the largest photo.

The children were chattering about not enough, and the fathers rushed to play balloons, trying to find a relatively better house, and they looked tired.

Li Tiezhu's style of painting is different. He also untied the village chief's belt, was tying up the prop knife, and then put his back on the back of the shit-climbing man. It looked like a hero in the movie, which was really cool.

Jia Shi Cang Er was very proud, dangling in front of Bubble with the knife on his back, and making inexplicable laughter: "Hey, hey, hey..."

The translation of this laughter is: look! Am I awesome?

However, Xiao Baobao only had his father in his eyes, and he didn't care about picking up **** at all, which made the little guy a little bit disappointed.

Hem was still talking coldly: "I have a gun at home, you can't beat me."

Jiao Cang'er said cleverly: "Did you buy it?"

Hum: "Yes."

Crawling with shit: "But, my knife is a gift from the village chief, you don't have one."

Hum: "..."

In the face of the gradually pillared **** climbing, the Hem King was helpless.

The four dads over there were busy working for a long time, but they couldn't get the house.

Wu Zuen said, "Why doesn't Li Tiezhu come to play a balloon?"

Du Da took a glance and said, "He probably didn't understand the rules, I heard he was a bit...too naive."

Dun Luen: "Let's call him over."

Liu Dazhuang said: "Don't! Let him eat a bite and grow his wisdom, don't think this show is so easy to record! How tired to be a father."

Du Dayan: "Yes! Don't remind him."

And Li Tiezhu even took off the tennis racket on his head and used it as a weapon. He fought with Jia Shi Cang Er, roaring haha, it’s so lively, Jia Shi Cang Er laughed as crisp as a sewing machine, and he was ignored by Bubbles just now. The loss.

"The white crane shines its wings! The fairy is showing the way..."

"Wow, wow..."

The barrage was stunned:

"Li Tiezhu really is a fool!"

"Brother, you are twenty, not twelve..."

"Ye Qing back!"

"This is how we played when we were young."

"Boys are like this."

"Perhaps, this is the stupid enemy Jiashi Climbing wants, right?"

"No wonder Jiashi Cang'er likes serious brother so much."

"Brother Seriously, the swordsmanship is pretty good."

"If Brother Pheasant can also play with Crawling Shit like this, then the picture is hard to imagine."

"Suddenly I really want to be Li Tiezhu's son."

"I'm afraid you don't want Songzhuer... I'm telling you, the children of rich people drink the milk of the nanny!"

"You are disgusting."

The village chief couldn't stand it anymore, and couldn't help but walk over and reminded: "Tie Zhu, you are going to grab the house."

Li Tiezhu: "Don't grab it!"

The head of the village was caught in the **** and chopped a knife: "Oh! I am injured. You have to lose money and pay for my medical expenses."

Crawling with shit: "Hey, take me a knife."

The village chief said while hiding, "Stop eating, don't eat. Tie Zhu, go grab the house, I'll help you crawl and play with your shit."

He was also worried that Li Tiezhu did not understand the rules, which would lead to unsatisfactory performances.

Li Tiezhu glanced and shook his head: "I won't grab it."

There are already three houses over there, Wu Zuen's second room, Du Dayan's fourth room, and Liu Dazhuang's third room. Only the fake father Deng Luen is still fighting frantically, and there is a problem with sports coordination. balloon.

Manouzi cheered on the side: "Father Deng, come on! Room one! Come on!"

Deng Luen saw that the village chief was persuading Li Tiezhu to participate in the game, and he became even more anxious. Li Tiezhu had a good physical shape. Just like before, he was squeezed to and fro by Liu Dazhuang and Wu Zuen and couldn't stand still.

"Mangosteen, mangosteen, give me a balloon and throw it up."

Manchurian picked up a balloon on the ground and threw it on. Deng Luen dialed it up, and then held his head to shoot. This is blatant cheating, but it's nothing.

Over there, the three fathers who got the room went to look for Li Tiezhu to show off, and the most show off was Du Dayan.

"Tie Zhu, isn't it the first time I'm here? This show is so cruel, you have to fight for everything, in order to provide better conditions for the children, being a father is often exhausted."

Du Dayan got a relatively better room No. 4, immediately refreshed.

Liu Dazhuang also nodded. This show is indeed a bit miserable. How could his children have suffered such hardship?

Wu Zuen said: “It’s okay. I’m a boy with **** and climbers, and I’m almost fine in living. Unlike me and Brother Liu, I don’t want my daughter to suffer.”

Li Tiezhu said dumbly, "Room 1 is the best, right?"

Wu Zuen was taken aback, and said: "It should be, it has the smallest photo, and it is hiding behind rooms 4 and 5. It is not easy to hit."

Li Tiezhu: "That's it, why should I fight? The balloon is so fluttering, how could it be possible to hit it accurately? Waiting for you to pick the remaining room number one, it will be ours."

The three fathers suddenly turned to look at Dun Luen, and saw that he happened to take a purple balloon on the photo of Room 5.

Dun Luen: "Mom! I clearly aimed at room one! Why..."

Mangosteen can hardly hide the color of loss.

Li Tiezhu shrugged, "Look, room one is ours."

The air was suddenly quiet, and the atmosphere was slightly awkward.

Du Dayan: "It turns out that we are innocent!"

The village chief also felt that his scalp was numb, so he let the **** crawler chop his legs and scratched his head straight: "This... also works?"

Deng Luen came back and looked at Li Tiezhu and shook his head: "I'm exhausted...Tie Zhu, you are so treacherous! You deserve to be a **** at the Variety Festival...Big Devil!"

Barrage:

"I'm going! I'm served."

"This wave, Li Tiezhu is in the atmosphere!"

"There are no tricks to win!"

"You can't accept it. After all, he is the serious brother who has sanctioned the mushroom house, infinite challenge and gallop..."

"My brother Zhu has never lost in a variety show!"

"Li Tiezhu: They all say me, but I'm actually a witty batch!"

"I'm so ridiculous. A group of people fights to death and leaves the best for Li Tiezhu, who doesn't do anything."

"Climbing shit: This is the real father!"

"Du Dayan has never been beaten by Tie Zhu!"

"On this kind of show, Li Tiezhu was beating the kindergarten children. I was referring to those fathers."

"Suddenly thought of Huang Sanshi in the first season."

In the show, everyone took photos and set off separately, looking for their own house.

Li Tiezhu helped Jiao Cang'er put the treasured sword into its sheath, carried him into the donkey cart, and then drove the donkey into the castle, and soon found their mansion.

Jia Shi Xuan Er was very happy, and then he drew his sword and killed him in the yard. The village chief who came to visit was rushed into a rush.

Fat Xuan, who followed the village chief, said, "You are nothing, my father is the champion of boxing."

Climbing the **** and scooping up the knife: "What is the champion of boxing?"

Li Tiezhu came out: "A fighting game, I have it on my phone, do you want to play it?"

Crawling with shit: "Goddaddy, I want to play."

So Li Tiezhu gave him the phone to play games and went to wash the vegetables by himself. It was almost noon. The program team prepared tomatoes, eggs, pork, cucumbers, etc.~www.wuxiamtl.com~Pang Xuan was not convinced, and chased after Li Tiezhu and said: "Boxing champion is not a game."

Li Tiezhu looked up and said, "Are you going to eat at my house too?"

Fat Xuan: "The champion wins the game, not the game."

Li Tiezhu looked at the old acquaintance... the village head.

The village chief was a little embarrassed. He just wanted to come to eat rice. After all, he did not listen to Teacher He praised Li Tiezhu’s cooking skills, so he licked his face and said: "There are many people eating together, it’s fun! Ha, I brought you bacon," Stir-fried bacon with chili fragrant."

Li Tiezhu: "Climbing **** is too young to eat chili or bacon."

village head:"……"

Although the atmosphere was a little embarrassing, the village head and Fat Xuan still stayed firmly and settled down.

Pang Xuan went to watch Jiashi Cang'er playing games blindly: "My father is the champion of boxing."

Jiashi Cang'er glanced at him, and was turned around silently to prevent him from watching the game his godfather had given him.

The village chief came to cook the rice in a rice cooker on his own initiative, and then came to help Li Tiezhu.

Li Tiezhu cuts the fresh pork into strips, coats them with starch, adds a little pepper noodles and salt, and beats with an egg to prepare. Cut the cucumber strips and tomatoes again, and then wash the bacon brought by the village chief, cut them into thin slices, and steam them in a bowl filled with half a bowl of dried plums.

Village head: "Is this meat steamed?"

Li Tiezhu: "Slip meat soup."

At this time, Deng Luen brought some vegetables in and walked in with Mangosteen, and smiled awkwardly: "Tie Zhu, how about cooking? What a coincidence! Mangosteen, called Uncle."

Mangosteen: "Hello, uncle, my house is broken."

Deng Luen said: "Poor poor child, since I followed my surname Deng, she hasn't had a decent meal, it's hard to get you through it, it's not appropriate not to have a good meal..."

Li Tiezhu: "..."

Is it so straightforward?