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Chapter 832: :foreign devil

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In the previous lifting process, although the road was flat, there were also a few sharp turns in narrow sections. Watermark advertising test When the watermark advertising test was the most thrilling, the coffin was already hanging over the cliff. Some people who carried the coffin stepped on the edge of the cliff and then hung on the cliff, all driven by others.

Hanging the golden hook upside down, rhino drinking water, these are basic moves.

Li Tiezhu also came to take a ride with a monkey. Although he has never carried a mourning, he has carried a stone, and the operation process is the same.

The so-called monkey hitchhiking means that when crossing a curve, the lifter behind the front row is above the cliff due to the turning. In order to avoid falling, he lifts his feet and puts the whole person on the lifter. Other people Help to lift and turn the corner safely, then go down and continue to lift.

Everyone is in order, no one yells because of this thrilling scene, which seems too calm.

The staff and cameramen were shocked. Can the hairpin bend on the edge of the cliff be turned?

Nie Yao was even more nervous. While using his mobile phone to take a video, he shouted from the paddy field ridge above: "Be careful! Li Tiezhu, hold on, don't fall... You, you... Have you bought insurance? The uncle behind was careful, he almost fell into an old man and scared me to death..."

What should I do if the main guest falls to death when recording a show? What should I do if the carpenter falls to death? Have another funeral?

The surrounding villagers watched him yelling silently, and felt that these stars had never seen the world.

However, when the show was broadcast, a line of words was still typed:

Do not imitate professional movements!

The entire process of carrying the coffin out of the funeral was put into the main feature of the show. This is also the biggest difference between the second season of "Oh Huo Primitives" and the first season. The previous season focused on techniques, but this season is more humanistic.

The audience’s barrage also began to reflect:

"Who is the primitive?"

"Perhaps those of us in the city who have lost our traditional culture are more like primitive people..."

"This is the cultural heritage of five thousand years, right?"

"I didn't understand it when I was young, but I only know the power of inheritance when I grow up."

"It's too cool to carry a funeral team, right?"

"Can you walk on this cliff too?"

"Damn, I almost thought Li Tiezhu fell and died."

"Hanging on the bar?"

"The uncle behind is completely suspended, and he is still stepping on the edge of the cliff."

"Carpenter is really a technical job, it's so thrilling."

"Didn't you see that it says professional moves must not be imitated?"

"The point is, whether it is Li Tiezhu, the carpenters, or the people in the funeral procession, are all of them used to it?"

"Only my brother Yao yelled wherever he was, and his face turned pale, hahaha..."

"Brother Yao said that Tie Zhu, you are dead, who would I open the hot spot for?"

"Li Tiezhu: Don't be afraid, I bought insurance."

Later, in an interview with the program team, he said:

"Huh? Are you afraid? What are you afraid of? I can't fall, and even if I fall, I can't die. The cliff is not high, and there are trees and grass on it. Climbing up and down. Moreover, if the funeral team is less than two or three people, it can continue to operate without getting in the way. All said, the road is easy to walk this time, this hairpin curve just looks thrilling, and there is one side. The hairpin bend that turned out of the cliff while going uphill, the two or three carpenters behind were hung out of the cliff all the way, and they could also be carried over."

The coffin was placed in the tomb. The filial sons took out coins and threw them into the tomb. The helpers began to fill the grave with **** and shovel.

During the funeral, the host’s family is not allowed to work.

Everything is done by people selected by the village’s neighbors to help. For example, the former slaughter of pigs is Ma Wu, shopping for vegetables, borrowing tables, chairs and benches, cleaning and decorating the mourning hall, etc., are all helped by the neighbors.

This is a tradition. Villagers who have funerals will voluntarily organize manpower to help, without any remuneration or wages.

Even if you have a grudge on weekdays, you can help. It doesn't affect the family members to continue fighting in the future, and you can't say that I helped you during the fight.

The filial sons burned their spiritual houses and paper money in the open space.

The sacred house is a three-story villa, in addition to burning paper gadgets such as refrigerators, washing machines, televisions, mahjong machines, and even a BMW sports car.

Elderly people who have nothing to do can drag racing, anyway, there is no speed limit in the underworld.

At this time, the filial sons took off the filial cloth from their heads and formed a ball, threw them three back and forth on the fire, and circled the fire three times clockwise, and then began to burn the mountain.

The so-called Gaoshan is the yin and yang land deed. The nine sticks of incense, three pairs of wax and three catties of paper money are burned together.

Once the gate of the mountain was closed, the funeral was completed, and the host greeted the guests to go back to play cards, drink tea, and eat.

It's still early, it's only nine o'clock.

Zhao Liya, Deng Chao and the others have arrived at the old nine's home, washing and cutting vegetables with the villagers who helped them, and preparing lunch ingredients. For the past two days, the three of them have been sleeping in the tree house. It is impossible to sleep in the bed. They are awakened by donkey dung and donkey urine every morning, very energetic.

The ghost knew why they were so obsessed with the tree house. On the first day, Chen Chichi coaxed them away by killing a thousand enemies and harming them. The next day, why didn't the three of them give up?

The program team found Li Tiezhu and said, "The guests of the fourth episode are here, are you going to pick it up?"

It’s closer to the village committee, so you don’t have to work other people.

Li Tiezhu nodded: "Okay! Who is here? Will he work?"

The staff asked: "We...not sure if he will work, but he himself probably would like to help."

Li Tiezhu: "Damn! It won't be Li Dan, right? If it was him, I would return the goods and would rather not have guests."

Staff: "Don't worry, we won't ask idiots."

Nie Yao: "Thanks to the program team for affirming my IQ, haha..."

Of course this paragraph was deleted.

Li Tiezhu returned the tools to the old man and took Nie Yao to pick up the new guests.

"I hope this is a male guest who can do a good job."

"Tie Zhu, you have a problem, who among the three is doing better than Zhao Liya?"

"Uh...also."

Although Zhao Liya was also spoiled and grown up, she was not afraid of hardship and tiredness. Although her work was unfamiliar and hardworking, this was also the reason why people who blacked her shut up after the show was broadcast.

When he came to the village committee, Li Tiezhu saw a long-haired, bearded man from a distance, wearing flip flops and holding a water gun everywhere.

Snapped!

Li Tiezhu instantly covered his forehead.

Nie Yao: "What's wrong?"

Li Tiezhu: "Here is an unreliable one!"

"Who?"

"My brother Li, Leonardo."

"Uh……"

Nie Yao also saw the coquettish figure clearly, and couldn't believe that an artist like Xiao Lizi came to record shows in the mountains of China? If you think about it, it's reasonable. Last year, a few foreign stars came here, because this program has a higher ratings in foreign countries than in China. This year it will be broadcast simultaneously in North America and Europe.

Moreover, Xiao Lizi seems to have a good relationship with Li Tiezhu, and he is also normal.

"Hi! Lee~"

Leonardo saw Li Tiezhu and greeted him happily.

Although it is mid-October, the weather in southern Sichuan is still very warm. After all, it is not far from southern Yunnan where spring is all year round.

Li Tiezhu frowned: "You are here? How much is the notification fee? If it is too expensive, you can go back now."

Leonardo: "What are you talking about?"

He couldn't understand the Chinese that was too complicated, and the simple ones were fine.

Therefore, Li Tiezhu and Leonardo looked at Nie Yao who was aside at the same time, asking for a translation.

Sweat came out of Nie Yao's forehead: "Hey... hey, Kanter smashes Ingrisi..."

Li Tiezhu's brow furrowed deeper, did he want to force Lao Tzu to speak English? He also passed CET-4 in university, and he barely passed the test. If he talks about daily communication, he should definitely be able to do it, but... how about how to say it?

Barrage:

"Hahaha...little plum is Sao!"

"Li Tiezhu's brother is here?"

"This face is too big, Leonardo is here?"

"Normal. After all, this show is more popular in foreign countries than in China. The traditional funerals in southern Sichuan over the past two days have caused foreigners to yell again."

"Serious brother and Shui Gun brother have a good relationship. It is said that they played mahjong together during concerts in the United States."

"Brother Yao was scared to death, I don't know English either!"

"Since I met Tie Zhu, Brother Yao has changed from being cold and dull."

"Li Tiezhu is poisonous, normal."

At this time, Heiwaer muttered a few words of English to Leonardo. He is still Li Tiezhu's bodyguard, and today he accompanied the staff to send Leonardo over.

After a while, Heiwaer said to Li Tiezhu: "This foreign devil said that he was here to walk the grass (hanging out), and the company did not sign a contract with him. He heard that you were recording "Oh Huo Primitive" and asked the company to ask for it. It’s like...white prostitution."

Li Tiezhu was overjoyed when he heard the words, and when he went up he held Xiao Lizi's hand, and by the way, he took his gun away and said:

"Brother whoring, no, Brother Li! You are my brother! You are my hometown, Lijiacun, and your surname is Li. This is also your home. Going home is the same as going home. Don't be polite, what's the hard work? I'm rushing to do it!"

Nie Yao looked at Heiwa'er in surprise. He basically doesn't speak much. Everyone thought he didn't understand Chinese and didn't take the initiative to talk to him. As a result, this guy turned out to be fluent in Xichuan dialect.

Hei Wa'er and Xiao Lizi finished the translation, and then glanced at Nie Yao: "What are you looking at? Haven't seen a handsome guy? Hey!"

Nie Yao smiled and asked Li Tiezhu: "This crooked nut is your bodyguard? Not a translator?"

Heiwaer: "You are the crooked nut, I am a Chinese! A Chinese with black skin and rice nationality."

Nie Yao: "Then you are from the United States."

Heiwaer: "I am a Chinese in spirit. If there is a war call, I will return!"

Nie Yao was thundered outside Jiao Linen: "..."

What the hell? Are you not retired from the Mi Army? Where are you going back? Who are you hitting?

Barrage:

"Watfaq?"

"What kind of evil is this black man?"

"Xichuan dialect is so fluent? Could it be... the suntanned Chinese?"

"Laughing to death~www.wuxiamtl.com~ The black man said that Little Plum is a foreign devil..."