Earthy Superstar

Li Tiezhu said, "Otherwise? Let's go back and have a drink?"

Yu Qian: "It's good to dare, it just happens that the peanuts from last night are still so old... Let them plant them, and next year we will pick up a car of Guo Gangde."

"Well, isn't the world in chaos?"

"Yes, one scourge is enough."

Li Tiezhu smiled, this is Uncle Yu Geying Uncle Guo.

Oh, there was a panic, the little guy was almost three months old, very clever.

Seeing that the owner was deeply in the quagmire, he was very worried, and yelled at Li Tiezhu. After all, it was always taken by Zhao Liya.

The dog was almost crying: "Wow~"

Uncle Yu was not a human being, and said to the dog: "Oh! Real or fake?"

"Wow..."

"Well, what about this?"

"Wang Aoer!"

"Hi! Never heard of it."

"Wow!"

"If you have something to say, don't worry, shall we just straighten our tongue?"

"..."

"Don't be silent!"

Li Tiezhu is stupid, he deserves to be the best in the world, even a dog can praise him? Is there anything you can't hold in this world?

"Bow bark bark..."

"How do you know so clearly?"

"Wang..."

"Who? I'm stuck?"

"Oh~"

"What does it have to do with you? What are you worried about here?"

"..."

"Listen to the uncle, calm down."

"Woo..."

The uncle was so happy that he made the dog angry.

Can't it?

The dog was so angry that he flew directly and jumped off the bank of the pond, faithful to the Savior.

Brave dogs are not afraid of sleepiness...

I went, just planted in the mud and stood upside down, with two short legs still struggling.

Yu Qian said: "Oh! Don't think about it, it's good to be alive."

Li Tiezhu was taken aback, and quickly jumped down, rushing to the water in the pond to wash the dog clean.

It's okay, the vitality is quite tenacious, not crying or making trouble, looking at Zhao Liya.

Li Tiezhu wringed the dog dry, or stroking it a little, put it in his clothes pocket, and walked over to rescue the three of them.

Barrage:

"This is a master, this is a master!"

"This is a real dog, this is a real dog!"

"Yu Qian holds everything."

"I laughed apart, can you talk to the dog?"

"Ms. Yu is very human."

"After all, it is the man who ran through the Bund Guo..."

"The dog broke down, hahahaha..."

"Jumped down and fucked!"

"Haha! It's muddy."

"Although it's pitiful, I can't help but laugh out loud."

"Uncle Yu is truly amazing!"

Those three were quite stable, even laughing.

Nie Yao: "I'm taking it, what kind of ghost operation is Uncle Yu?"

Zhao Liya said with emotion: "Master, this is letting me go! Our program is really special, hey, my dog..."

Guo Gangde: "Don't worry, you can't die. Brother Qian'er's eloquence is amazing, and he usually lets me, I am not as good as him if I really want to be upset. I can see the position, he can even hold a dog, and more Don't talk about me. I'm better than a dog..."

Nie Yao and Zhao Liya looked at Uncle Guo at the same time. Why did you suddenly commit suicide while playing?

Guo Gangde is also a Mongolian, what am I talking about?

Well, Li Tiezhu is poisonous!

Li Tiezhu came over, first pulled Zhao Liya out of the mud and carried it ashore, and gave her the dog: "Go back and heat it up."

Zhao Liya: "Hot it up? Leftovers?"

"Bake it!"

"Oh."

Then Li Tiezhu came to the two men.

In fact, the reason for the sinking is very simple. They are too weak, have not walked through the fields, and have no skills, so naturally they can't pull them out by themselves.

"Come on, shake your feet from side to side, let the air in, and then gently and slowly lift your feet, will it come out? Don’t use brute force, the slower the effort, the more effortless, okay, you go to the shallow place, here I Come."

Next, Li Tiezhu, Guo Gangde and Nie Yao, all carrying a bamboo basket, swept in the pond, their pants were soaked.

Unlike the mushroom house, each person was given a waterproof suit, which was not treated like a primitive person. Nie Yao was still pierced by a clam shell, but he did not bleed.

Nie Yao: "Tie Zhu, is there any way to protect my feet? Don't pierce Teacher Guo."

Guo Gangde also looked at Li Tiezhu, indeed he always stepped on mussel shells in the pond.

Li Tiezhu said: "Yes, it must be pregnant. There is a lot of it left, and it's on the feet."

Guo Gangde: "Do you still bring this stuff on the show?"

Nie Yao smirked: "Who knows what his dog's mind thinks."

Guo Gangde looked at Nie Yao: "Brother Yao is not easy!"

Nie Yao: "???"

Uncle Yu didn't go down to the pond, so he moved a bamboo horse and sat on the shore holding a wine gourd to watch the excitement. The gourd was sent by the tree brother, and it is also his handmade work. The gourd is also carved with peonies.

Whenever a villager passed by, Uncle Yu would smoke and chat with them, and the staff would not let it go.

"have you eaten?"

"How about picking manure? Huh! Fresh enough and good taste!"

"Oh, this sheep is very watery, how much is a catty?"

"Not for sale?"

"Sister, are you carrying sweet potato vines? Can you finish eating so much? How many people are in your family?"

"Ah... feed the pigs."

"Isn't this Tie Zhu and his second uncle? We met in Jinmen, what are you doing?"

"Hi! The school invites parents, what did they do?"

"Take off the shoes of female classmates? Good fellow, these two boys are smart since they were young..."

"My buddy, your camera is so small, does the program group run out of money?"

"Use a small one to shoot me? Use a big machine to shoot Li Tiezhu? Hey..."

"Wang Jiafang!"

At four o'clock in the afternoon, Li Tiezhu and others finally came out of the pond, snails, loach, eels, crucian carp... the harvest was full.

Nie Yao: "It's a good harvest today, and tomorrow's guests will have a good time."

Guo Gangde: "Not tonight?"

Nie Yao: "The three of us can just eat some leftovers and make do with it, and leave it to the guests, otherwise we will have to spend our points to buy groceries tomorrow."

Guo Gangde: "I think I'll do it all, give them a good time."

Li Tiezhu gathered the three bamboo baskets together and said, "Thanks for your hard work, Mr. Guo, uh... Uncle Qian'er, after hard work, shall we go back and change clothes? Then I will send you to a car."

Guo Gangde smiled, "What car?"

Li Tiezhu: "The car from the show crew will take you back to town."

Guo Gangde said, "Who said we are leaving?"

Li Tiezhu: "What do you mean?"

Yu Qian walked over, looking like I was your uncle, and said: "Let's tell you so, we have no plans to go when we come, until the section list is finished for you."

Li Tiezhu: "..."

Nie Yao: "Not enough rice..."

Guo Gangde: "Then it doesn't matter! You have to take care of the meal when we are here, right? Today is the tenth issue? There are two issues and four days later! Don't want to fool me, I know you still have a takeaway opportunity in your hand, I want Eat a big meal."

Li Tiezhu: "After a long time, are you here on vacation?"

Guo Gangde: "So what? You have the ability to kill me?"

The little black fat man is very arrogant!

Li Tiezhu: "..."

Although he has this ability, he can't really do that. If he is killed, he has to spend money to buy life materials for him...

Yu Qian: "Kill him to death, I will eat his share."

When Guo Gangde went up, he punched Yu Qian's chest with a small fist: "Are you annoying!"

Nie Yao: "Call~"

In short, these two heroes have fallen so badly, Li Tiezhu is really embarrassed to rush people, after all, with the celebrities and abilities of these two, it is to contribute to the show.

The dinner must be a bit richer.

Fried small fish, rake loach, dry stir-fried eel, spicy fried escargot, taro chicken, leftovers from last night and sour radish duck soup.

In the evening, Yu Qian and Li Tiezhu drank a lot of wine and enjoyed another day.

Zhao Liya and Brother Yao used old clothes to make clothes for dogs. Not to mention, Zhao Liya can't even wear needles, but Nie Yao's needlework is top-notch, Zhao Liya is responsible for the creativity, and Nie Yao is responsible for the realization.

Why do you want to make dog clothes? Because... Zhao Liya heated the dog, no, when it was roasted, it burned a lot of hair on the dog's butt, and even the smell of meat appeared.

It is said that the dog was scared to pee and thought that the owner was going to roast it.

Zhao Liya kept holding and thinking: "Mom I'm sorry, I didn't mean to..."

I have to say, Oh Huo is also a ill-fated dog.

In order to make up for her fault, Zhao Liya took Oh Huo to the tree house this night and made an exception to let it sleep by the bed.

Another day, early morning.

The two elderly people, Guo Gangde and Yu Qian, got up early, earlier than Li Tiezhu, and walked along the edge of the cliff, chatting and exercising while walking.

They are really familiar with Li Tiezhu, so they can be so unceremonious, just like Siha brothers.

As I walked, I saw a person coming from the station of the program group, dragging a suitcase and wearing sunglasses, and I saw today's new guest.

The two of them walked over while sitting and expanding their chests.

Guo Gangde held his hands behind his back: "Oh! Isn't this the one? That's the one? That's the one who often plays the rogue!"

Yu Qian was smoking a cigarette: "Is it still acting?"

"Yes, he looks like a hooligan."

"What do you mean by being like? You can't speak, people just look like rascals. This is called...directed growth, hey! You guys are professional, right?"

"Professional! I named you a rogue appraiser."

"I've been rewarded, I've seen a lot of hooligans, do you know Guo Gangde? Hey..."

"roll!"

The two began to talk about cross talk again.

Sun Lei tried to widen his eyes. No, he opened his eyes: "Please call me King Yan!"

Yu Qian: "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and draw a lottery!"

Guo Gangde: "Pumping! If the pumping is not good, we will repatriate you directly."

Sun Lei is also an old variety show player. Hearing them, he no longer rushed: "What do you mean? Are you not the guests of the previous issue? Why haven't you left? What does my lottery draw have to do with you?"

These three are about the same age. Sun Lei is one year younger than Uncle Yu, but three years older than Guo Gangde. He doesn't meet many people on the basis of friendship, but the relationship is good. In addition, everyone has a good sense of variety. Naturally, sparks can be collided.

Guo Gangde: "Aren't we going to leave? Tie Zhu has to refuse, saying that the guest of this issue is you."

Yu Qian: "Hi! Who can say no."

Sun Lei: "I'm afraid I will suppress their limelight~www.wuxiamtl.com~ let you suppress the battle?"

Guo Gangde: "That's not true. The main reason is that you don't have a sense of variety. The penultimate issue is not vague."

Yu Qian: "Why not?"

Sun Lei smiled and said, "Where's the rope? Who has the rope? I'm going to tie these two together and let Li Tiezhu pay the ransom..."

Guo Gangde was taken aback: "Come on, buddy, let's be on TV."

Sun Lei: "How fresh? When will we not be on TV?"

Yu Qian shook his head: "Jiao'er, get an idea, shit!"

Guo Gangde: "The green hills will not change to the long green waters, hey? Brother Qian'er, why are you pulling me?"

Isn't this the weakened version of Li Tiezhu? Why do you mess with him? withdraw!

(Make up the day before yesterday owed more, end)