Earthy Superstar

Guo Gangde applauded immediately, but looked at Sun Lei: "Teacher Sha is really...my generation model!"

Yu Qian: "My role model!"

Zhao Liya threw a fist: "Model!"

Nie Yao suffocated a smile: "Mould."

Sha Yi was quite sensible. After shouting, he asked Li Tiezhu: "Can you?"

Li Tiezhu said: "If you do the work yourself, of course it won't work, but it's okay to have Brother Sun Lei doing the work for you, right, Brother Lei?"

Sun Lei: "I now say that I have a stomachache, so I quit the program recording, is it too late?"

Sha Yi spit wildly: "Of course it's too late. How about when you guys abused me before? Did I quit? Why didn't you stop? Isn't it too late?"

Sun Lei: "Yes."

"Are you a man?"

"No, I'm Sun Meili."

"Uh……"

Zhao Liya didn't give Sun Lei a chance to play tricks: "I choose planting seedlings."

Guo Gangde: "Brother Qian and I are carrying vegetable seedlings."

Nie Yao: "I and Tie Zhu are hoeing the ground."

Obviously, a few people have reached a consensus. In this issue, the brainless is holding Sha Yi, and Sun Lei is bloody. After all, life needs a contrast.

Li Tiezhu looked at Sun Lei again: "It's your turn."

Sun Lei: "Do I still use selection?"

"Pour fertilizer, you just happen to be a one-stop shop."

"I……"

"There are also good fetching water and mowing donkey grass just mentioned."

"..."

An hour later, Sun Lei came to the dung pit of Uncle Li's house. This is the old house of the uncle. After moving to the new house, the pigs can't move there. They are still locked in the pigsty of the old house.

"Oh~"

As soon as he arrived at the side of the cesspit, Sun Lei had a retching, which smelled too positive.

Uncle Li tremblingly took out the big dung scoop from the pigpen, stirred it in the dungpit, and the flavor became more intense.

The cameraman retched again and again.

Uncle Li is 80, and he is very enthusiastic: "When you scoop the manure, you have to copy (mix) more, and then scoop it to the head of the manure bucket. I can only pick up two halves of the bucket each time, and your body is shocked. Pull the truth, pick two full problems?"

Sun Meili clutched her nose: "Uncle, I'm fifty."

The uncle's front teeth were all lost, and he grinned and said: "Say nonsense, you look like thirty years old at most..."

Sun Lei: "I'm just handsome but not old, but I'm actually forty-nine, and it will be fifty next year."

The uncle happily stuffed Sun Lei the dung scoop, leaning against the stone wall of the pigsty wrapped in leaf smoke, looking like "Pick up the dung quickly."

Sun Lei said to the camera: "Li Tiezhu, wait for me! I'll take revenge in a few days! Today, I'm here to play a show. For the new variety show, I will bear it, but when it comes to my site, hum , Li Tiezhu, you are dead!"

After finishing talking, Sun Lei took a tissue to block his nostrils, scooped manure, scooped a few scoops, and said to the camera: "I'm confused. My new variety show is called "Mengtan Tanan". I made a guest appearance in "Oh Huo Yuan Yuan "People", Li Tiezhu guest starred in "Meng Detective Detective" a few days later, when I abused Li Tiezhu, it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years!"

Sun Lei is not a good person, he is very good.

He calculated in his heart that how miserable he is being abused here and how enjoyable the audience is, is how important it is to the cute detective. There must be a lot of people waiting to see Sun Lei get revenge. As for the revenge unsuccessful, it doesn't matter.

And Sun Lei also knew that with his friendship with Li Tiezhu, Li Tiezhu really wouldn't go to spear and cheer him. The reason Li Tiezhu was willing to go was that Wu Litao was also a resident guest of the show, and he was going to support the venue for his apprentice.

Uncle Li lit up the leaf cigarettes and babbled: "Spend a big scoop, you didn't have a meal?"

After scooping half the bucket, Sun Lei put on the pole and tried it. It was too heavy, and he scooped some out, and then picked up on the road. The two dung buckets dangled unwillingly, and the dung water splashed. Sun Lei was cautious. I was afraid of falling on myself.

Uncle Li held his pipe and shook his head: "I can't pick the dung, what's the use..."

On the other side, Li Tiezhu and Nie Yao are "opening up wasteland."

It's not a real wasteland, but a piece of land not far from Uncle Li's new home. When building the resettlement house, the building materials were piled up for a year. Now that the materials have been removed, it can help the uncle open up a vegetable garden so that he can live nearby.

Uncle Li is a five-guarantee household without a wife and children. He is too old to do heavy work.

Zhao Liya took a small **** to dig a hole in the loose ground dug by the two men to grow vegetable seedlings. The rows of pits are neat and tidy, this girl is somewhat obsessive-compulsive.

Oh, I'll be happy in the ground, catching grasshoppers for a while, chasing butterflies for a while.

Sha Yi was sitting on a bamboo chair on the slope, holding a cup of hot tea in his hand, and a kettle next to it.

He couldn't bear it, and felt uncomfortable all over his body: "Tie Zhu, let me **** the ground. I'll rest while you work, but I'm not at ease."

Nie Yao smiled without saying a word.

Li Tiezhu said, "That won't work! How can you go to the ground?"

Sha Yi: "I was wrong, can I be really wrong?"

Li Tiezhu: "Haha...Brother, don't worry. I really didn't aim at you. In this issue of Sun Lei, we must pay you and let him do the dirtiest and most tiring work. He became angry from embarrassment."

Sha Yi: "Ah...what's the matter?"

"Sit down and remember to stimulate him later."

"Don't worry! I don't know anything else. I'm always good at irritating people. Brother looks angry!"

"That is……"

Li Tiezhu praised sincerely.

Nie Yao was still learning to **** the ground. In just a few minutes, his back pain and his arms were numb, and the palms of his hands were also aching because of the wooden handle of the hoe.

Li Tiezhu raised the **** high and wedged it into the soil, holding the wooden handle and dragging it again and again: "Brother Yao, after digging down, pry it first and then drag it out. This will save a lot of effort."

After speaking, Li Tiezhu raised his hoe, turned it 180 degrees in the air, and smashed it down, using the root of the **** to break up the newly dug mud.

Nie Yao: "What are you doing?"

Li Tiezhu: "Digging is to loosen the soil. If you don't shoot and loosen it, what's the difference between not digging?"

"Why do you want to loosen all the soil? Can't you just dig holes in the ground to grow vegetables?"

"No, the soil is too compacted, and the roots of the vegetables will be rotten, and the fertility will be insufficient."

"Why don't you use cattle to farm?"

"There are two reasons. The first reason is that the efficiency of farming with cattle on dry land is very low. Southern Sichuan is a purple soil area, where there is a lot of clay and it is relatively moist, and the cattle do not move."

"What about the second reason?"

"The second reason is... we don't have cows, only donkeys."

"Aren't there still tractors?"

"A dry land where cattle can't plough, can a donkey do it?"

"I'm talking about your second uncle's tractor, a real tractor."

"Oh. Let me tell you that, do you think this path is enough for a tractor to drive over? His tractor is a truck that he bought to tow the goods."

"It's hard to imagine that you used to grow the land at home like this?"

"My paddy field is five yuan, large and small, and seven yuan for dry land. I do farm work every year. Yaya's little **** was made by my old man when I was seven."

Nie Yao didn't cry anymore. Tie Zhu was able to do work at the age of seven. Can someone in his forties not be able to do it?

Can't do it.

Ten minutes later, his hand rubbed out a blister, it was as big as a soybean, and it was very watery.

Li Tiezhu: "Brother Yao, rest, I can do it alone."

Nie Yao: "I went home and picked it up with a needle."

At this time Guo Gangde and Yu Qian came back.

Teacher Guo Gangde carried a basket full of vegetable seedlings, which seemed to be a few centimeters shorter under the weight.

With a plastic bag in his hand, Yu Qian strode behind his back.

Who made Yu Qian hold Guo Gangde's suitcase code? That's it!

"Yo! Why haven't the pickers come yet? Didn't they fall into the dung pit?"

As Yu Qian said, he kicked Guo Gangde.

Guo Gangde was so tired that he blushed and his neck was thick: "What are you doing?"

"Come on!"

"Huh!"

"Is this used?"

"Wait a moment, I'm exhausted, you wait for me to put down the basket before holding it to you."

"Well, go ahead."

Guo Gangde walked to the edge of the ground, put down his back basket, rubbed his shoulders and twisted his face: "Good fellow! This has to be fifty or sixty catties, right?"

Yu Qian: "Don't blow, it's only 20 catties."

"Twenty kilograms? Why is my shoulder about to be hanged?"

"That is, I use my hands to push down your back basket all the way."

"Are you lacking in virtue?"

"Compared with you, my moral model!"

The two of them quarreled and went to Sha Yi's side. After their work was completed, they went to drink tea. They were sitting on the grass next to Sha Yi, left and right, but there were no chairs for them to sit on.

Zhao Liya went and took out the seedlings, and planted them in the pit one by one according to Li Tiezhu's demonstration, and compacted them with soil.

Finally, Sun Lei picked up the dung and arrived late.

Yu Qian yelled: "Hurry up, Tie Zhu and the others have turned over, and they are just waiting for your dung to fall into the pot."

Guo Gangde: "Oh! You eat really different things."

"I'm talking about waiting for the dung to grow vegetables, plant vegetables, and use vegetables to eat."

"Oh! Eat second-hand manure."

"Eh??"

"Feeling a loss? Want to take a bite?"

"Is that stuff edible? Isn't it nauseating? You can't vomit for three years after taking it?"

"Ms. Yu has a life, I don't know these details."

"..."

These two people, no matter who praised each other, were able to praise each other to death, and they were also very skilled.

Sun Lei was really exhausted if he didn't quarrel with them. Because he didn't have enough skills, he was in control of his balance along the way, so he walked very slowly and slowly. Even now, he was so tired that he blushed.

Finally, the place was reached.

"call……"

Sun Lei put down the dung bucket and slumped beside him to rest. He didn't dislike the smell of dung anymore, and the paper **** in his nostrils had long since disappeared.

Sha Yi shouted, "Did you let you rest? Get up and work!"

Sun Lei: "You shut up!"

Guo Gangde: "How do you talk to the Chinese Emperor Star?"

Yu Qian: "Little thief! Don't you die? Isn't it okay to live well?"

Sun Lei got up, shook his head, and silently used a small dung scoop to fertilize the vegetables that Zhao Liya had grown: "Okay! Teacher Guo, I can't provoke me, and I can't provoke Li Tiezhu. But Sha Yi! You better stay away. In my hands."

Sha Yi: "This kind of person...destroy it!"

Guo Gangde: "No way! God has the virtue of living well!"

Yu Qian: "That's ~www.wuxiamtl.com~ Don't be familiar with Emperor Star, drink tea and tea!"

Sha Yi obeyed Li Tiezhu’s teachings and disgusted Sun Lei: “Oh, it’s such a beautiful landscape! There are outstanding people here, Sun Lei, if you can work here, you can be considered as having accumulated virtues in your previous life. Unlike me, it’s just that. I can watch you all enjoying the joy of working! The most annoying thing is that I even eat the best food..."

Sun Lei: "Very good! Very good! The Chinese Emperor Star, right? The green hills will not change to the long stream of green water..."

Nie Yao wrapped his hand with a rag and came back, and said, "Concentrate on pouring manure. What fertility is there when pouring so little? Pour more!"

Zhao Liya: "Don't spread it everywhere, pour it in the pit, or ruin the sense of beauty."

Li Tiezhu, who was hoeing the ground, looked back and shook his head: "Hey...what can't you do, what you can't eat, nothing is left!"

Sun Lei: "..."