Earthy Superstar

Li Tiezhu suddenly had an ominous hunch, but he couldn't tell what was wrong.

I saw that Uncle Yu poured two glasses of sorghum wine in the pergola, and the tree brother boasted about each other while drinking.

The uncle said: "I have been brushing you on Douyin these days, talented, what comes into your hands, is their good fortune! It is supernatural, and thank you for your sorghum and wine gourd."

Brother Tree said: "Brother Robe, let's be polite to do a hammering? There is a small gourd on the roof of my house. You can take it away when you leave. It looks better than this."

"Thank you, then! I'll ask you to bring you a purple clay pot, usually bubble tea, just for fun."

"If you want, you can come and play whenever you want."

"If you guys like horses, I have a horse farm."

"The horse is not interested, the mule is okay, and the mule is very strong."

"Knowledgeable! A mule is resistant to disease and not picky eaters. It can last for 20 to 30 years, but it is much longer than a horse. Well, I have a mare but no male donkey."

"For the donkey..."

The two of them looked at the tractor in the donkey shed in a tacit understanding.

The tractor grinned, what else is good? I heard that the horses are all white, rich and beautiful, with long legs, how should they climb up?

Guo Gangde and Liu Yifei are washing the vegetables. Liu Yifei has already figured it out. Uncle Guo is reliable. Although he is scornful, he will not kill her.

Especially that Zhao Liya was in the same group with Nie Yao, and this girl had too hard a background, she couldn't even provoke her Liu Yifei.

When the work was almost done, Shochiku was wearing Kumamoto pajamas and jumped out of the tree house.

Tree brother flicked the soot: "Have you eaten it?"

Song Zhu'er: "Eat, what project is Tree brother working on recently?"

Brother Tree: "Hey! Just do some research on timing devices, and open a live broadcast by the way."

Three years ago, Song Zhu'er had seen Brother Tree when he came to Li Tiezhu's house.

Song Zhuer greeted Yu Qian again: "Uncle drank it so early? Would you like me to drink with you?"

Yu Qian hurriedly waved his hand: "No more! You can be busy with yours."

Just kidding, drink with you? Do you want to die?

"Sister Yifei, is your stomach getting better?"

"what?"

"You kept farting in bed last night, didn't you get used to it?"

"..."

Zhao Liya continued: "So I got up early, so you can still sleep?"

Song Zhu'er: "You can't smell it when you fall asleep! Ah! Is there any yellow pepper? I'll kill it!"

Speaking, Song Zhu'er rolled up her sleeves and rushed over, squatting next to Li Tiezhu to help kill the fish. Li Tiezhu killed the big fish, and she killed the small fish.

Li Tiezhu reminded: "Be careful."

Song Zhuer: "Such a big grass carp? Do you make pickled cabbage fish for Brother Yao?"

"No, it's making beautiful frog fish hot pot. There are bullfrogs, can you kill them?"

"I don't dare to have legs."

The meal was prepared methodically. In addition to grass carp, yellow spicy dices, bullfrog, beef, hairy belly, duck intestines, ham intestines, zhe ear roots, pea tips, radishes, cabbage, lotus root...

At eleven o'clock, Li Tiezhu began to stir-fry vegetables. He fried a piece of celery shredded pork, a garlic seedling twice-cooked pork, and fried phoenix tails, worried that the elderly would not be used to hot pot.

Zhao Liya went to Old Man Liu's to invite. Although she had greeted her in advance, she didn't send a shameless person because of Uncle Liu's stubborn temper. It really might not be possible to invite him.

Zhao Liya is very skillful. She squatted towards the gate of Uncle Liu's house and started crying without talking. If you don't go with me, I won't get up. The whole village is watching.

When Uncle Liu and his wife followed Zhao Liya, Li Tiezhu was frying the hot pot ingredients.

Zhao Liya pulled very hard and walked to Li Tiezhu.

Li Tiezhu smiled: "It's a good job. No one but you can complete this arduous task."

"Humph!"

Zhao Liya walked to Nie Yao proudly and continued to listen to the praise.

Nie Yao caught fire: "Awesome! Why are you so good? I really regret not knowing you early."

He thought to himself, knowing you more than ten years ago, some characters will not be rejected by the silly **** vase.

Zhao Liya: "Just kidding! There is nothing in this world that Zhao Liya can't do..."

Song Zhuer shouted from a distance: "Has the vegetables been cut?"

Zhao Liya said in a second: "I, I, I will go now... Thanks for the reminder Zhuer."

The only nemesis of the rabbit-Erha.

Uncle Liu carried his hand on his back, holding the leaf tobacco rod in his hand, frowning and looking at the pot: "What kind of vegetable is this? It's a pity that it's too oily."

The fish hot pot base does not use butter, but vegetable oil, which is really heavy.

Li Tiezhu: "It's called hot pot."

"What kind of hot pot?"

"It's Mei Frog Fish Hot Pot, cooking bullfrogs and fish."

"This? This one is so big, I'm afraid it's not a scorpion treasure (toad)?"

"It's a bullfrog, it's a bigger Kemao."

"It must be a pimple treasure."

"It's Kemao, the U.S. is Kemao."

Uncle Liu shook his head and left: "Please be inexplicable."

The aunt said to Li Tiezhu: "You don't care about him, he doesn't look pleasing to his eyes all day long, I will help you cook the pot..."

Nie Yao: "Madam, you cut the tea, I can do it."

Guo Gangde was in charge of receiving the two elderly people, welcoming them into the pergola, and Liu Yifei made tea. The two drinking in the pergola also greeted Uncle Liu, and automatically moved to the edge of the donkey shed and squatted to drink.

Uncle Liu hunched his back and looked at Brother Tree: "Tie Shu."

The tree brother lazily said: "Well, paw?"

Yu Qian, Guo Gangde, and Donkey all thought that Brother Tree was going to be trained.

Uncle Liu said: "Don't help me carry water from the roof, I have two legs, you have one leg, and you still carry water for me? I have hands and feet..."

The tree brother stroked his hairstyle: "Hey! I will not only bring you water, but I will also give you pork."

Uncle Liu: "What are you muttering? You didn't feed the pigs in your house..."

Brother Tree: "You don't understand!"

Barrage:

"Brother Tree cheats..."

"Broken legs and still carry water? Really?"

"And also help the neighbors to carry water."

"Ordinary people certainly can't do it, but he is the tree brother!"

"Actually, Brother Tree is really kind."

"He just has an abnormal brain circuit, but he is a good person."

"Why not let his wife pick it?"

"Brother Tree is reluctant, his wife is pregnant."

"Brother Tree is a spoiled wife."

"Now that Wang Dagang hasn't arrived, it should be because the game is not over yet."

"Go buy the handicrafts of Brother Tree, it's not easy for him..."

"You have to line up!"

"Brother Tree has brought a few village masters to be apprentices, and he is still too busy."

Yu Qian was shocked: "Man, can you still carry water like this?"

The tree brother said: "He picked up the thief with a cane! What a big smoker and sticks? The old man is annoyed when he walks. Don't break his foot. The village head is going to beat Laozi again. Both. It's the neighbors, I'll help them pick some by the way, and it will be fine after two days of running water."

Yu Qian gave a thumbs up: "Man, pay attention! You friend, I'm settled! From now on live on Douyin, look for me to PK!"

Guo Gangde: "What live PK?"

Tree brother: "I don't know that? PK is Prelk Goose Forest (-Killing), Ingrid, knows Si."

Guo Gangde: "..."

Yu Qian: "Oh! The tree brother is mighty!"

Guo Gangde: "I can understand if you speak English. I am also an English major. I know a little bit about Yali, Yiku, Sri Lanka and so on."

Yu Qian: "Go to the dead, don't disturb the exchange of feelings between me and Zhu Ge."

At this time, the tree brother took out the feature phone to check the time, and said, "The time is almost there."

Yu Qian: "What time?"

The tree brother shouted: "Zhu'er! Take the donkey out and prepare the camel pork!"

Li Tiezhu suddenly woke up, "Ann? How could your dog say..."

Boom

There was a loud noise, and the earth was also shaken.

"what--"

Liu Yifei screamed in fright, urinating violently.

Zhao Liya and Song Zhu'er looked at her with slight contempt, they had never seen the world.

The tree brother put down the wine glass, stood up on crutches, and jumped to the edge of Nianzi Cliff: "This time those wild boars will definitely suffer! I'll take it!"

Li Tiezhu: "How did you do it?"

The tree brother didn't look back: "I used the whole timing device of my old phone and detonated the detonator at 11:40."

Li Tiezhu: "My son, you don't want to go in..."

Brother Tree said coolly: "If you say that you can solve them, you must solve them. Although it is a bit late, the words that Brother said will definitely be honored!"

Li Tiezhu: "..."

The tree brother took the lead and walked to the edge of the cliff. His only healthy leg was still covered with black electronic shackles, which reflected a rebellious light under the sunlight.

Uncle Liu suddenly said: "Tie Shu is a talent, he was born several decades late."

Li Tiezhu glared at the black baby in the distance, he was absolutely the one who taught him, this kind of high-tech gameplay, the tree brother knows a hammer!

Others also rushed to the edge of the cliff, and found that thick smoke was coming from the mountainside, the soil **** had collapsed, and a black wild boar was running wildly in many ways.

The tree brother snorted coldly: "There are five wild boars in total, only one survived. It is worthy of me."

Li Tiezhu took out his cell phone and prepared to call the demon spirit.

The tree brother raised his hand to stop: "No hurry, finish the meal first, and I will fight the monster by myself in the afternoon. This time, it is estimated that I will go in for a few days."

Cerebral disability is not a panacea!

It turned out that the tree brother observed that the wild boars came back twenty days after being scared away from the first explosion, so he began to study the work and rest time of the wild boars. It is found that wild boars usually go out for food in the early morning and dusk, and don't know if they can go out at night. Anyway, they hide in the cave during the day.

Ever since, Li Tieshu made a timed explosive device, and took the opportunity of the wild boar to go out early this morning~www.wuxiamtl.com~ to put the device into the hole.

At noon, the wild boars were all in the cave, this detonator went down, hehe...

What? The detonator was searched last time?

Don't you hear the Three Caves of the Cunning Rabbit?

Song Zhu'er was the most excited and shouted: "Brother Tree is cheating! I admire you, go, Rabbit... Ah, Brother Yao, lead the tractor and follow me, picking up pork!"

Li Tiezhu was afraid that they would be attacked by the escaped wild boar, so he could only keep up with his axe.

Persuade Song Zhuer?

It is impossible to succeed, she never listens to persuasion.

Soon, the village chief also brought people over. He asked others to follow Li Tiezhu and the others to see the situation, and then he took off the belt and pumped Li Tieshu himself. The tree brother chose... to lie down.

Yu Qianyun praised the sorghum wine: "Brother Shu... is really particular about people."

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