Earthy Superstar

Wang Zhengyu said: "Okay, let's drive to the northeast now."

Chen Chichi: "It's kind of sloppy. Are you serious about driving to the Northeast?"

Deng Chao: "Where is it outside?"

Luhani: "Suhang, we came by train, I know."

Li Tiezhu is an honest man: "How many days will it take to drive to the Northeast?"

Wang Zhengyu: "It's here in one hour."

Li Tiezhu: "Are you a car or a rocket? I have studied geography."

Everyone: "Hahaha..."

After a while, Li Tiezhu reacted, "Ah, I understand, we didn't really go to the northeast, right?"

Chen Chichi and Deng Chao laughed mercilessly, while Peng Yuchang sneered, but laughed the most fiercely.

Luhani rubbed Li Tiezhu's head kindly: "Silly boy, this is not something you need to consider, just live happily."

The other three laughed crazy again.

Chen Chichi: "A silly pillar, a silly roe deer, hahaha..."

Deng Chao: "The point is that the silly roe deer is still comforting the silly pillar."

Peng Yuchang smiled, his magical laughter filled the entire carriage.

Li Tiezhu took off his shoes and held them in his hand.

Peng Yuchang stopped smiling immediately: "Brother Zhu, I was wrong!"

The attitude is unusually correct.

At this time, the program team began to give each of them a set of military coats, and deliberately adjusted the air conditioner to the lowest temperature.

"Lao Zhang drove to the Northeast and crashed! The driver who caused the accident played a gangster and ran away! Thanks to a man from the Northeast, he was sent to the hospital to have five stitches. That's it!"

Li Tiezhu put on his coat and sang, this song...cheap.

In addition, Li Tiezhu's current intelligence value is too surplus, so he bought it.

Luhani: "New song?"

Li Tiezhu: "Ang!"

Deng Chao: "When you create songs, do you just open your mouth to write songs? It seems a bit unserious."

Li Tiezhu: "Otherwise?"

Deng Chao: "..."

"Hahahahaha..."

Luhani: "I want to sing this song, it's fun. Your Northeast dialect is very slippery!"

Fat Deer told Li Tiezhu to sing, and never scribbled around. Anyway, the pillar was basically responsive to him.

Li Tiezhu said, "Because there is a man from the Northeast in our dormitory."

That's quite reasonable.

As a result, the car became a cantata.

"Lao Zhang asked him to eat a meal, he quit when he drank less, he said... Our Naga are all from the Northeast, our Naga is rich in Korean ginseng, and our Naga pig stews vermicelli..."

"Shuang Nier serve sauerkraut!"

Amidst the singing, the car drove out of the city to the countryside, passing by a pond.

Barrage:

"Don't you just open your mouth to write a song?"

"Li Tiezhu's song should be included in the Royal Engine."

"Li Zhixuan is a man from Northeast China, but his accent is from the dormitory and three from Xichuan?"

"This pond is so familiar!"

"Xu Shan is fighting to fish in that pond!"

"What does it have to do with the braised eggs?"

"The title of braised egg came from here, Li Tiezhu shampooed and polished his hair."

"Isn't it a mushroom house?"

"really?"

"It's really a mushroom house..."

"What's the situation?"

"Wang Jiafang brought the Siha team to the mushroom house, isn't it a violation of peace, right?"

"He did both shows."

Soon the car stopped, and Peng Yuchang was the first to be pushed out of the car by the four old members as cannon fodder. While Peng Peng was nervous, his expression suddenly became very exciting, and he did not expect to be back in his lifetime.

Snow is fluttering and the north wind is desolate, the world is vast...

In the background music of the program group, big snowflakes fell one after another.

Peng Yuchang yelled, "Brother Zhu, come and come and see, where you castrated the pig."

Li Tiezhu got off the car second: "Really? You lied to your father? Hey, fuck!"

Others also came down.

Peng Yuchang pointed to a house not far away and said: "There is the Zhuge Steer's house over there. I remember that there were Song Zhuer and Zheng Yanzi among the guests in that period."

Several people climbed the steps against the big snowflakes and pushed in.

Deng Chao: "It's really sloppy."

Luhani pointed to the courtyard: "What is that?"

A rockery made of foam, white, with the three words Changbai Mountain written on it.

Hardcore Northeast!

Chen Chi straightly covered his face: "This is no longer a hasty problem, comrades, this is a fraud!"

Li Tiezhu: "How about calling 96110?"

Chen Chichi: "What's that?"

Li Tiezhu: "The phone number of the Anti-Fraud Center."

Chen Chichi: "What kind of **** anti-fraud phone call to report? You are not Su Ye's bitch."

Barrage:

"It's really a mushroom house!"

"Suddenly remembered the picture of a serious brother steer!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Good fellow, Dream Linkage."

"Fraud is definitely a fraud."

"What's the situation? Both shows have the same director?"

"Not only the same director, but the team is the same."

"When you come to the mushroom house, Li Tiezhu's combat effectiveness automatically triples."

"Li Tiezhu and Peng Peng went home."

After seeing the too realistic Changbai Mountain, a few people wandered around, and Peng Yuchang led the way.

"I lived with Zhu Ge for a long time in this place, I went to shoot the Wind Dog, Zhu Ge helped me to work for many periods."

Li Tiezhu said: "Yes, that's the only mushroom house where I stayed in the second season."

Chen Chichi: "Mushroom House! I never visited that season."

Peng Yuchang said, "Really? That should be the only mushroom house that Old Uncle Mushroom House has never been to, right?"

Chen Chichi: "It seems to be, then I will make up for this trip!"

Northeast landscape paintings hung on the walls of the courtyard, which is considered to be Northeast, and it is perfunctory. There is also a man and a woman wearing big flowered jackets posing as Northeast Silver on the corner of the courtyard. One is a female staff member of the working group, and the other is the deputy director Xixi.

The worst was H and O, who were forced to open business. They were put on moose clothes with moose written on them.

Luhani walked over: "What do these two puppies mean?"

Peng Yuchang: "Sit! H sit!"

H ignored him, turned around and ran to Li Tiezhu to congratulate him, and O ran over.

Luhani: "Huh? Does it know you?"

Peng Yuchang: "Know, H and O, haven't you seen it when you came to the mushroom house?"

Luhani: "But you have a mushroom house every season, why are they two more familiar with the pillars?"

Peng Yuchang looked straightforward and confident: "They are most afraid of Teacher Huang and Brother Zhu, because they always have a soft spot for dog meat hot pot."

Luhani: "Hahaha..."

Li Tiezhu squatted on the ground and moved H: "Tsk tsk! H has a good meal, it's getting fatter and fatter..."

O Ouer ran away, ignoring her husband's safety at all.

Chen Chichi walked over: "Male elk and female elk? The silly roe deer went to stand in the middle, and there happened to be a family of three."

The pavilion has been temporarily transformed into a northeastern tukang, but the swing on the side is still there.

The swing made by Li Tiezhu himself.

Since this season, the swing has become a standard feature of the mushroom house in almost every season.

Barrage: "Wow, the swing made by Serious Brother for Iron Touwa is still there!"

Five people sat on the kang.

Peng Yuchang said in surprise: "Look, Brother Zhu, the heart shape in the rice field is still there, we made it back then."

Li Tiezhu: "You also know that it was that year. The rice has changed a few crops. How could it be there? Every year, the rice imitates us and makes a heart-shaped pattern. It seems that this place should be changed into a hotel. The home of primitive people is the same."

Peng Yuchang thought, that's right.

Wang Zhengyu said perfunctorily: "Well, welcome everyone to the Northeast."

Everyone: "That's it?"

As soon as the screen turned, the program played the beautiful scenery of Northeast China seriously: "Welcome to the Northeast, where not only the first snow at the northernmost end and the first ray of sunshine at the easternmost end, but also 1.09 million square kilometers of black land..."

Barrage:

"Forced Northeast?"

"Is this good? This is bad."

"Haha mushroom house?"

"Standing on the stage."

"It doesn't have to be that way."

"Su Ye: Reported, someone scammed."

"Bah! You whistleblower."

"This northeast is too realistic, I almost believed it."

"Watching this show requires a sense of faith..."

Several guests in the show are already numb.

Wang Zhengyu briefly explained that because of the epidemic, he can't go to the Northeast, so I can improvise.

Then, start playing the game.

Five so-called Northeast specialties were served, watermelon, silkworm pupa, big stick bone, garlic and an apple.

Luhani was taken aback by the silkworm chrysalis in front of him.

Eat in order, Li Tiezhu is in front of a piece of garlic, and the show crew seems to look down on him a bit. Peng Yuchang is the last one, peeling the apple, the skin can't be broken.

Deng Chao: "Wait a minute! I think there is a trap."

Chen Chichi: "Isn't this obvious enough? Still need to think?"

Deng Chao: "I just wanted to ask who would peel apples? It keeps on going?"

The other three said in unison: "Tie Zhu! Is it you?"

Deng Chao: "Tie Zhu, are you sure you won't break?"

Li Tiezhu said, "I can cut you 1.5-meter-long skins, but the problem is, I think it's my turn to peel them, and you will be full."

Chen Chichi: "Hahahaha..."

Deng Chao: "What do you mean?"

Luhani: "It means that we can't finish what we have in front of us, so stop talking nonsense and let Chi Chi start eating watermelon."

As a result, Chen Chichi started to ignite, holding the watermelon eagerly.

Start……

I choked on the first bite.

Deng Chao and Luhani urged Chen Chichi to eat quickly.

Peng Yuchang is responsible for outputting magical laughter, come to this show, he is here to dub, it is very suitable for the name of this show "hahahahaha".

Li Tiezhu was secretly tearing the big stick in front of Deng Chao to eat, Thief Xiang.

Shh~

"Next."

Luhani: "Shall we fail? I abstain!"

Deng Chao: "Yes!"

Peng Yuchang: "Hahahahaha..."

Chen Chi has a red hair: "I just kept urging me to eat faster and swept the watermelon with my face, but you abstained after I ate it? Tie Zhu, do you think there is such a reason?"

Li Tiezhu put a big stick in his mouth: "Huh? #￥@%&*……"

Chen Chichi: "It doesn't matter..."

Then change positions. Peng Yuchang eats watermelon, Chen Chichi eats silkworm pupa, Luhani stick bone, Deng Chao eats garlic, and Li Tiezhu cuts apples.

Peng Yuchang eats watermelon quickly, and his big advantage is that he can't stop laughing after eating, but he can't blow his whistle.

After Deng Chao finished eating the garlic, Li Tiezhu calmly picked up the apple and peeled it.

"It can be..."

"Tie Zhu is very slippery."

"As expected, he is the cook who can make movies the most in the music scene."

"Be careful..."

"I think it can be made thicker."

Li Tiezhu: "Shut up! It's not easy to break if it's thinner. The flesh is crispy, but it's too thick to break easily. Am I still unprofessional?"

Wang Zhengyu: "There are still twenty seconds!"

Li Tiezhu shook his hand: "Danger..."

broken.

Everyone was dumbfounded.

Later, Li Tiezhu's face was slapped with a big slap.

Repeatedly broadcast what Li Tiezhu just stood up: "Am I still unprofessional? Am I still unprofessional..."

In another round, everyone worked hard to get Li Tiezhu's apple in one and a half minutes. Li Tiezhu finally successfully completed and the game passed.

Li Tiezhu was a little sore and nervous. He said, "Wang Jiafang, if you are in the mushroom house like this, you will be beaten to death by Teacher Huang."

Several people went into the house to change into sportswear and rest for a while.

Also danced a disco.

Luhani suddenly asked: "Zhu Zi, how many issues of "I Am a Singer" have you recorded?"

Li Tiezhu: "Fifth period."

Luhani: "Then there are still seven episodes. Our show will be recorded directly without a break for more than 20 days. What do you do? Ask for leave?"

Several other people also looked at Li Tiezhu curiously.

Of course, this paragraph will not be included in the feature film.

Li Tiezhu said: "I told Wang Zhengyu, let you wait for me for two days. This weekend, which is the sixth issue, I will be eliminated. Then, we will record five ha together."

Chen Chichi gave a thumbs up.

Peng Yuchang continued to laugh.

Deng Chao: "You are really at a loss. I don't think anyone should eliminate you if you eliminate it. I still expect you to win the championship."

Li Tiezhu said, "With Teacher Liu Le, I will win the championship? Go and kidnap him. Hong Bo means that I will be eliminated first, and I will go back in the 11th wild card match. Anyway, I am going to save the field. Five periods have been saved now, which is already interesting enough."

Luhani: "The game is angry! Brother Zhu is angry! Waiting for you in the finals, I will be a guest singing helper for you!"

Li Tiezhu said seriously: "But, I want to find a singer who can sing."

Luhani nodded: "Very well! Divorced."

Li Tiezhu: "OK!"

"Hahahahaha..."

After laughing, Li Tiezhu suddenly had a bold thought: "Eh...Why don't you, when I wait for the final of the singer, how about you four come to help me as a guest singer?"

Chen Chichi: "Since you are not afraid of death, we can reluctantly send you a ride."

Deng Chao twisted his hips: "I'm here to accompany the dancers, hoo, and beat every time..."

Li Tiezhu said: "Originally, Brother Yue wanted to help sing, but I refused him. You guys don't know how to praise him."

Continue recording.

Several people were taken aback when they got blocked by a green wall at the door.

Changbai Mountain was sprayed with green paint and turned into Aershan.

Chen Chichi couldn't help but said, "I thought Zhen Nailiang was here, and bumped in."

Luhani: "The head is big and green, isn't it?"

"Hahahahaha..."

This section was cut off, and the director ordered them to go back and start recording again.

The tukang in the pavilion was replaced with a yurt blanket, and a few people sat on the ground.

In the second game ~www.wuxiamtl.com~horse racing, you can get bath time through the competition and force you to take a bath.

Deng Chao said: "Do you know how to ride a horse?"

Luhani said: "No, Zhu Ge will, he will hide in that stirrup."

Chen Chichi: "According to my understanding of the show crew, it is impossible for us to ride a real horse."

Draw horse cards first.

Chen Chichi chose healthy horses, Luhani chose BMW, Deng Chao Shaqima, Peng Yuchang black sheep, and Li Tiezhu drew payment horses.

The four of them are children's scooters and plastic doll ponies, and Li Tiezhu's is H.

Are you paying for it?

H: "Wang~"

Li Tiezhu said, "I'm afraid that I will sit down and die. Is this show going to be hard? This is exactly the emperor's tour, the emperor's war horse..."