Entertainment: After being a male god, I played Lan Ran Yusuke

Chapter 209 Yang Chaoyue: Choke my saliva!.

The broadcast day of the official announcement of “One Punch Man” is getting closer and closer.

As the starring actor, Xu Feng naturally does not need to say much, as an important supporting role, Wang Shengdi, Wu Lei, Da Mimi and others have also received key attention.

Whether it is on a variety show or receiving an interview, it is impossible to escape the topic of Xu Feng’s new work.

No way, [Death] This pearl jade is in front, which has caused people’s attention to this drama to reach a jaw-dropping height, and the number of interviews Wu Lei has given in the past few days feels that he can almost exceed the sum of his ten years in the circle.

Near the broadcast day, Wu Lei swallowed his spit.

I dare not imagine what I will be scolded if I play crotch-pulling.

……

Near eight o’clock in the evening, Xu Feng was already sitting in front of the office computer and waiting. And Yang Chaoyue, who had just returned from walking Itch, also came up curiously.

Just when she went out to walk her dog, she found a large number of fires running towards the house, and her mouth was still chanting “hurry up, hurry up, it’s time to start broadcasting” or

“Anyway, it can’t be compared to death”

Something like that.

At this moment, she, a small dirt bun in the countryside, once again saw the power of her boss. It’s a pity, a scumbag.

That’s right, since he returned to the company with Xu Feng this month.

Every two days, she could see different big sisters and Xu Feng entering the inner room next to the office. Although she has just become an adult, it does not mean that she does not understand anything.

Thinking of this, Yang Chaoyue, who served tea to Xu Feng, took a sip at an angle that he thought Xu Feng couldn’t see. Eat this girl’s saliva!

Punish scumbags, everyone is responsible!

However, when Yang Chaoyue brought the tea to the table, Xu Feng said coldly, “Did you spit in my tea?” ”

“Huh!?”

Yang Chaoyue almost tripped herself with a snort.

“Idiot, won’t you stir it twice if you vomit? Not melted yet. ”

Xu Feng had a black line on his face.

He felt that Fat Di was a little dumb, and this one in front of him was really stupid.

“Come here.”

Xu Feng beckoned.

“Old, boss, you, don’t fire me.”

Yang Chaoyue lowered his little head and promised.

[Creation 101] She also quit that show, if she is kicked out by Xu Feng now, where can she find this kind of walking dog, bookkeeping, and serving tea to get a five-figure job?

Even a little girl is wandering on the shooting, and the too delicate face will become a deadly murder weapon. Syllable!

A crisp clapping sound sounded.

Yang Chaoyue, who originally lowered her head, covered her belly with an incredulous face, and said with wide eyes: “Old, boss, you, you hit me?!” ”

“Hit you, hit you, still pick a day?”

Xu Feng looked arrogant: “Go and pour a new cup.” ”

“Oh~”

Yang Chaoyue blushed, picked up the cup and turned to leave.

Do you want to learn to be smart this time, and stir it twice after spitting? So that he can’t see it.

“The company has surveillance.”

Xu Feng in the back said coldly.

Frightened, Yang Chaoyue was so frightened that he almost fell and ate. Xu Feng was even more speechless.

Looking at the girl’s appearance, she really wanted to vomit a second time? Didn’t scare her just now?

Five minutes later.

“Boss, your tea, absolutely no spit this time…”

After serving the tea again, Yang Chaoyue muttered in a low voice: “I heard that the dead house would be very happy if it could drink the saliva of girls…”

Xu Feng’s head was full of black lines.

Lao Tzu is not an electric time, and likes women’s vomit.

I would also like to speak to those male compatriots who are reading this book and have no KISS experience. The girl’s saliva didn’t smell anything.

On the contrary, if she has any oral disease or something she ate before. That kiss, that taste can make you sick for a day.

And with the continuous fermentation of Xu Feng’s film and television dramas and movies, “hand-figures”

“Nearby”

“Moe Moe Da”

The two-dimensional words “dead house” are also spreading unconsciously.

If nothing else, wait for [Head Text D] to be released.

“Minotaur”

Words like “NTR” will also flood up.

……

After coming with Yang Chaoyue after the sweet daily life of the bossy president and the confused little assistant. The time in the lower right corner of the national computer came exactly to 20:00:….

This time, not only Penguin bought the rights to the first broadcast in China, but also the oil depot and Kiwifruit also grabbed the copyright. The main thing is that Brother Ma does not believe in Xu Feng’s strength so unconditionally.

In fact, so far, Xiao Ma Ge regretted spending sky-high copyright fees to buy the exclusive broadcast rights of the first three parts of “JOJO”, even if JOJO has maintained considerable popularity until now, it has shown enduring vitality.

But what does a businessman care about?

Lao Tzu wants the number of plays! This represents the number of tickets.

If he could choose again, he would rather use the money to buy the domestic exclusive broadcast rights of [Death]. emmm······ Xu Feng felt that Brother Xiao Ma was afraid that he would regret it again this time.

…

Click into the first episode of “One Punch Man”.

The playback page gradually became clear, and a full screen barrage emerged

“Three months! Trimester! Do you know how I spent these three months? Do you know? ”

, “Indigo fans come to report”

“Dick Ye fans come to report”

“This time Xu Feng is actually acting decent? I’m not used to it.”

and other barrage content.

BOOM！ BOOM！！ BOOM！！！ BOOM！！！！

However, the opening song has not yet arrived, in a modern city full of buildings. One mushroom cloud after another rose in horror.

The citizens screamed in horror and fled in the opposite direction of the explosion.

The old man on the side of the road wore a hard hat on his head, and his face was covered in cold sweat through the camera to report live through the camera: “Everyone, please see, this unprecedented destructive power is still rising further, and now the hero association judges that the level of this disaster is dragon beep!” ”

BOOM！

Before the reporter could finish speaking, the storm caused by the explosion blew the camera team away, and the live broadcast was cut off. In a dimly lit room, a man in pajamas watched a TV full of snowflakes and got up in a non-salty tone.

“Let’s go.”

Although he didn’t give a positive face, just by looking at this reflective brain, the audience who has been paying attention to this play has already guessed who it is. At present, this short opening plot is not very satisfactory to the audience.

This kind of full of American heroic beginnings, they are tired of watching on the Marvel side. In fact, since the end of [Avengers 4].

Marvel has also been going downhill, and the latest version of Spider-Man released some time ago also specially made a whole three spiders of the same model, and the result was a piece of defense.

Seeing this superhero-like opening, not to mention the native people of the Dragon Kingdom, even the overseas audience secretly frowned. Xu Feng won’t overturn this time, right?

……

In the middle of the ruined, devastated city, the purple “Great Demon of Bike” wandered on the wasteland that turned into a sea of fire, and there was no doubt that he was officially the culprit for such a tragic image.

“Woooo

At this time, a child’s cry appeared extra harsh.

Bike, oh no, it should be said that the weirdo suddenly stretched out his hand, and the original palm was ready to swell to dozens of times the size just now, and grabbed the girl who fell to her knees and cried.

However, an afterimage passed by, putting aside the girl who had fainted in tears.

“Huh? Who are you?! ”

……

The man who only showed his back just now finally appeared with a straight face.

However, when Saitama saw the earthy and obviously borrowed from Superman’s battle suit, and the white cape. Coupled with the sluggish expression of Saitama’s signature gaze made by Xu Feng.

Many viewers did not laugh out loud.

After all, the audience who followed the drama for the first time were fans of [Death].

Their impression of Xu Feng was fixed on that domineering and personable Lan Ran.

However, after several months, seeing Xu Feng’s sluggish appearance, the strong sense of contrast directly made them laugh out loud.

“I’m a hero out of interest.”

The understated tone, full of perfunctory and casual.

In the first sentence of his official appearance, Xu Feng used Saitama’s mouth to point out the core theme of this drama.

“Huh? What kind of casual setting is that? ”

The weirdo raised his eyebrows slightly, shouting out his inner spit in place of the audience.

“I am a vaccine person born from the environment where humans are constantly polluting!”

“The earth is a complete living body, but you earthlings are the pathogens that erode the life of the earth.”

“In order to stop all the evil deeds of you humans against this planet, I was born here through the will of the earth!”

In the next second, his body swelled sharply to dozens of times its original size like the palm just now, and his face was even more fiercely approaching Qi Yu and roared.

Hearing the roaring cry of the vaccine man, many viewers did not know how to speak for a while. After all, this monster really makes some sense at first glance.

So next, it’s the confrontation of the protagonist and the enemy’s ideas and so on, right? What does the protagonist say to move the weirdo?

Or choose to fight in silence in a state of speechlessness, and then slowly explore the answer in the next plot? At this time, the vaccine man’s body turned into a fang-toothed monster comparable to a tall building and rushed towards the protagonist.

“Human! I’m going to give you now–”

Poof!!!

The next second the lens turns.

The protagonist Saitama still has that expressionless attitude, and with a swing of his right fist like a bullet through a balloon, he pierces the abdominal cavity of a monster whose size is dozens of times hesitant.

Unlike humans, dark green blood fell from the sky along with flying pieces of minced meat. The unexpected scene that happened made the fans not react for a while.

And the protagonist Saitama’s expression was also synchronized with the audience, staring at the fist that he had just killed the monster in seconds. His expression gradually spiraled out of control, and finally he let out a collapsed cry: “I… One punch solved ah!!! ”

After Saitama’s screams, a rousing prelude that excited viewers who had seen the trailer before. Here it comes!

The theme song sung by Milk Cha Lun!

“Play Fat!!!”

The reversal, which is less than five minutes into the opening, also allows the audience to have a heated discussion through the barrage during the theme song time.

[I was tricked by Xu scumbag again, I thought I was going to stage a showdown of ideas between the protagonist and the enemy, but the result… That’s it? 】

[Is it really a one-punch man?] Won’t all the enemies after that be solved with one punch, right? 】

[How is it possible?] It’s definitely just starting to make you refreshed, all opponents are solved with one punch, so how can the plot still be played? 】

[Xu Feng really doesn’t put his handsome face at ease, and the bald head says to shave it]

[If Lu Han had this realization, he would not have been sprayed so miserably]

[Can you not mention that movie here?] Obscure】

[In just these five minutes, I have decided to chase down, at least the protagonist has something to directly start fighting without pressing you too much, and the life personality really suits my appetite]

[+1, even in the superhero-infested Marvel, this kind of protagonist who doesn’t have much BB with you is not a mountain].