Entertainment: After being a male god, I played Lan Ran Yusuke

Chapter 329 Big Brother Cheng: Damn, I can’t find a merit in praising it.

“The victory and defeat have been divided.”

The movie only put the plot of Mulan, played by Liu Yifei, who joined the army for her father and joined the military camp. Many professionals have the same idea in their hearts.

They are all looking forward to the two “Mulan” films that will be released this year, which is stronger and weaker. One is the first love of the former national, and the other is the current national… Child bride.

The same theme, the same big names joined, the same global release.

In addition, Xu Feng and Liu Yifei started from filming [Immortal Sword], and cut the relationship that was still messy.

Even if Xu Feng didn’t do anything like Da Mimi to declare war on Liu Yifei’s version of [Mulan]. But no matter what people inside and outside the circle, they will involuntarily compare the two films.

However, seeing a small half, almost except for Liu Yifei’s fans and Xu Feng’s true black fans.

Other audiences who watched the premiere, whether professional or ordinary passers-by, felt from the bottom of their hearts. Xu Feng couldn’t lose.

Because this film is starred by a large number of foreign actors, the Sino-US co-production of “Mulan” is too bad! If the architectural style in the movie does not fit the historical background at all, these bugs are barely harmless. The audience can barely top the problem that lip shape does not match.

But your plot is rotten like this, forcibly feeding the audience. Who can endure this?

Especially when the general played by Zhen Zishan proposed the setting of “qi”, and Empress Gong appeared as a witch who is proficient in the art of possession and seventy-two transformations.

The plot began to go wild.

First of all, the witch played by Empress Gong has a goal of action throughout the process, which is called a mystery. She wants to kill the emperor of the Central Plains played by Li Lianjiu.

So choose to join forces with the boss to hit the plain together. Seeing this motive, the audience was full of question marks. Aren’t you going to transform?

Isn’t it over turning into a fly at night to sneak into the palace and stab Li Lian to death? Why go around in such a big circle?

And this film may also want to shape [Mulan Ci] and the kind of thinking in Beijing Opera “who says that women are inferior to men”.

However, the way they thought of was not through hard exercise or through advice, but the setting of TMD plus “qi”, why is Mulan better than the average man?

Because she has “qi” and is the strongest “qi”, generally only men can awaken qi, and although she is a daughter, she also awakens qi.

So you can throw away all the armor, but a red suit seems to be entering the cave room, seven in and seven out of the thousands of troops. When seeing this, all the audience did not have the pleasure of the protagonist killing all sides and starting to pretend.

Instead, they all had the same expression as the face of the subway old man’s mobile phone. Disgusted.

“Ahahaha~”

Although Xu Feng covered his stomach desperately, he finally couldn’t hold back his laughter. I didn’t notice the expression of the fairy sister next to me who wanted to kill at all.

And the eldest brother on the other side, Cheng, is no better. It’s a pity that the angle of the two people can’t be photographed by reporters.

Otherwise, tomorrow the photos of their laughing dead and alive will make the headlines of major entertainment pages.

Then with titles such as “We are professional, we will never laugh unless we can’t help it”, “Amused the grandpa”, “Brother Xu Feng laughed and cried at the premiere”.

……

Over time.

On the big screen, the film has come to an end.

Mulan, who has restored her women’s clothing, returns to her hometown.

And the army sent by the emperor also followed closely and gave the Hua family an official knighthood.

At the end of the picture, a phoenix flew by accompanied by a five-haired special effect that I didn’t know what to use.

The camera slowly crossed over the fairy sister’s face, which was a little rounded, but overall worth passing. As soon as the picture goes black, the cast list crosses by.

The movie ends.

“Whew!!!”

At this moment, the whole country, oh no, the world does not know how many people breathed a sigh of relief.

As if he had spent two hours doing a question that he could not count high, he exhaled heavily.

They felt as if their brain nerves had been pulled out, pinched in their hands and ravaged fiercely, and then put back into their brains

“What did I see?”

“China and the United States co-produced such a thing? I suddenly began to rejoice that Mr. Six’s so-called Sino-US co-production has not progressed for a long time, don’t spoil Sun Wukong, okay? Mulan has been ruined by them.”

“I’ll just say that Liu Yifei can’t make any good movies!”

“If Mulan watches this movie, I’m afraid she won’t be angry and pull out her sword and cut the dead tooth of Hanako.”

“I hope that Xu Feng can save the face of our heroes after that.”

Not only is the Dragon Kingdom Cinema full of complaints, but Lao Mi’s side is no better.

They haven’t heard of Mulan’s story, and they don’t have the anger that their heroes have been ruined. But one or two is still a question mark.

I don’t understand how stupid things I watched after these two hours. Then scold a “bad movie” and go away.

……

“RNM, return the money.”

And in the theater of the premiere, I don’t know who muttered such a sentence in a low voice. Although it is very quiet, the film has just ended, and the environment in the theater is extremely quiet. Therefore, it is still clearly transmitted to the ears of every audience.

Xu Feng was dumbfounded, after all, the premiere ticket price basically started at four figures.

Although most people come for the opportunity to get up close and personal with their idols. But if you shoot so badly, it is inevitable that some viewers will feel disgusted.

The lights lit up, and the main creative group led by the director, Liu Yifei and Li Lianji took the stage. However, when I saw the audience in front of me, it was like watching the Spring Festival Gala.

They knew that this movie did not achieve the results they had imagined. At this time, Xu Feng and his eldest brother Cheng were ready to slip away.

Not holding back a laugh just now was a bit rude. Stay here longer, they are afraid of being beaten.

However, media reporters obviously will not let them go so easily.

Seeing the two leather drums leaving their seats, they didn’t bother to manage the main creative group on the stage. A stream of brains ran to bet on the laughing duo just now.

“Director Xu, may I ask why you laughed so loudly just now?”

“Big Brother Cheng, what do you think of this [Mulan] compared to the one you are participating in now?”

“Director Xu, are you looking down on this movie?”

“Big brother, can you tell us about your evaluation of this movie?”

……

Damn, these problems are not good for one by two.

I can only blame Xu Feng and my eldest brother for laughing low and not holding back. But they originally watched this movie with the mood of watching jokes, and there was really no way.

But the eldest brother Cheng is also an old fritters, even if he feels that this movie is really rotten, he can’t smash the field in someone else’s home field, he can only open his eyes and say nonsense.

……

“I think this one is excellent, hmm… That… He…”

However, just when the eldest brother Cheng wanted to say a few advantages, he was speechless for a while. Damn, he thought about it for a long time, and he couldn’t say a single merit!

The scene arrangement does not conform to the historical background, the lip shape is not right, and the plot is even more messy… The eldest brother became “uh-huh” for a long time, but he didn’t expect a place to boast.

“Our fairy sister’s appearance is still online.”

Seeing this, Xu Feng quickly stood up and interfaced.

“Ah, yes, yes.”

The eldest brother Cheng nodded again and again when he heard this: “Sisi is still the same as when I first worked with her ten years ago, there is no change. ”

“Poof!”

Xu Feng almost didn’t hold back from choking on his own saliva. Good fellow, Xu Feng couldn’t help but wonder if the eldest brother Cheng was in a yin and yang strange anger, pointing at Sang and scolding Huai. Nothing has changed?

Do you mean her appearance or acting skills?

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry, we still have to go back to the crew to shoot, this movie is still good, recommended…” Eh, recommend the fans of Ling’er’s sister to see, bye-bye, bye-bye~”

…。

Xu Feng pulled his eldest brother Cheng and ran away.

The protagonist is still on stage, why are you blocking labor and management?

And Liu Yifei on the stage is almost crying by Xu Feng’s dog, is his movie so bad?………..

The next day, the majority gave Liu Yifei an answer with cruel reality – it sucks! Not ordinary rotten! Not the kind of rotten that pans for gold in, but the kind of rotten that pans for in and only!

“Mr. Li, how do you explain the fact that fans questioned that you came to the mainland to make money, but the movie didn’t even lip sync?”

The next day, the first roadshow had just ended, and the reporter’s first question, the Kung Fu Emperor, was speechless. Damn, he can’t say that it’s because he has been abroad for a long time over the years, and he forgot about this file for a while, right?

If you really want to say this, more than a billion Dragon Kingdom netizens must rush him to death.

As the only Dragon Country person in the starring group, Zhen Zishan stood up in time, saying that it was because time was too urgent and too late. Well, two hours later, his answer was scolded on the hot search again.

Damn, dare to release it to make money if you don’t do it well?

Who do you spray if you don’t spray?

Anyway, in response to this problem, it is useless to explain it officially, typical inside and outside are not people.

……

The world’s first-day box office was 55 million. Well, it feels pretty good.

Of course, it’s RMB, not $.

However, the Douban score is 5.6, and the Rotten Tomatoes rating is 67%.

Xu Feng was still a little surprised, foreigners are quite tolerant, this kind of broken thing can still get nearly 70% praise? But it’s not surprising when you think about it.

After all, Lao Wei has no special feelings for Mulan, the hero of the Dragon Kingdom. In their opinion, this is an ordinary bad film.

Give a six or seven points almost.

However, in the eyes of the people of the Dragon Country, taking this virtue of the most famous heroine in the history of the Dragon Country is simply insulting Mulan. A two-person said that more points are given, and the rating network does not have 0 points, this option is considered your luck.

“Absolutely.”

Da Mimi, who was also ready to participate in the premiere, sneered when she saw this score. Sure enough, the next day the global box office: 33 million chuan.