Entertainment: After being a male god, I played Lan Ran Yusuke

Chapter 335 Beautiful girl spit is also cute pinch.

Soon, Mushu Long, who is a supernatural element of the show, shows his positioning companion in this movie.

Or in other words, hilarious and funny.

Especially when it plays with another mascot, Little Cricket, it makes the audience laugh and laugh.

“I haven’t played a man, I’m a little nervous.”

Mulan stayed in the grove outside the barracks and hesitated.

“No problem, teach me!”

Mushulong gave full play to its positioning as a dog-headed military master, and came up with a vigorous idea.

“Shoulders flat, chest straight, legs spread, head up, walk in unison!”

Mulan played by Zhao Jinmai raised her limbs awkwardly according to Mu Xulong’s instructions, and then walked into the barracks with steps that her six relatives did not recognize, as if she had polio.

Recruits, blacksmiths, logistics on both sides were used

“This product is not a fool, is it?”

looked at her.

“Hahaha!”

At this time, the audience in the movie could no longer bear it, and laughed one by one. Lying groove Nima, it’s so funny.

……

For the next ten minutes, the laughter of the audience did not stop.

Looking at the male soldiers who were shirtless in the barracks, picking their noses and picking their crotches. Zhao Jinmai looked disgusted,

“It’s disgusting, I don’t think I can be a man…”

“You have to get used to it, men are like this.”

Mushulong looked strange.

Immediately, after that, Mulan’s three living treasures in Shenying officially appeared.

In the original work, the one-eyed short Ah Yao, the thin Ah Ning and the fat bald Jinbao.

Seeing these three actors, many of the two apes around the world who were eagerly waiting for the third season of [Hokage] lit up their eyes. Groove, isn’t this Naruto, Sasuke and Dingji?!

Plus Hinata, TMD dream linkage.

“You have to have confidence and learn from these people ruthlessly, so that you can appear to be a man!”

“Give him a punch, men greet him like this.”

“Kick him on the drum, men love this set the most.”

At the suggestion of Mushulong, a dog-headed military master, Mulan’s rotten moves were frequent. Play with the future Sanjiyou, and make the whole barracks jump.

“Hahaha!”

Da Mimi, Master Liu, Da Meiyuan and others did not hold back, and bent down with a smile, but they were afraid that they would be seen by Xu Feng or the on-site media like this, so they quickly stretched out their hands to cover their mouths.

But even so, exaggerated goose laughter could not stop coming from between the fingers. At this time, the young general Li Xiang played by Xu Feng also officially appeared.

He was recommended by his father to lead the recruit battalion.

“General Li Xiang, command the best army in the whole Han, no! The best army ever. ”

Just when Li Xiang, played by Xu Feng, was ready to make a big move.

As soon as I came out of the camp, I saw the chickens flying dogs jumping in a mess of recruits. And the father of the commander of the male protagonist was speechless when he saw it.

As the supervisor of the new barracks, the prime minister played by the old man Jin Shijie also complained: “It’s not ordinary rotten.” ”

Li Xiang stepped forward with a black face to stop everyone’s stupidity.

In the face of their superiors, all the members of the recruit battalion pointed their fingers at Mulan and shouted in unison: “It’s all thanks to him!” ”

Looking at the boss with a gloomy face, Mulan quickly got up from the ground, subconsciously revealing a delicate expression of the girl, “I’m sorry…”

However, just wanted to apologize, Mulan suddenly remembered that she was now a man, so she quickly coughed twice to adjust her voice, and responded with a thick voice that suppressed three points: “Cough! Hmm… I mean, sorry! Brothers! ”

Saying that, he also hammered Li Xiang’s chest, a look of “who is with whom are our brothers”, and lit up his arm that had no flesh at all, and gestured to the gesture of the knife to the extreme: “But you also know, men are like this, and they can’t just play with their hands!” Whahahaha! ”

However, she is like this, but it gives people a kind of little milk cat deliberately pretending to be fierce, milk cute and cute milk.

The hearts of the female audiences in the theater are about to be cute.

“Youth is invincible!”

Milk Cha Lun, whose daughter was just born and officially promoted to father, couldn’t help but sigh with emotion. He acts though not professionally.

But you can also see the unique charm that only this kind of young girl can show. Let those post-85 Hua Dan of Ben San come, they will definitely not be able to act this feeling. On the big screen, Li Xiang’s face darkened, and he said coldly: “What’s your name?” ”

“Ahh I…”

Frightened by Li Xiang’s paste, Mulan was immediately scared back to the voice of the cute girl, and after a while, she reacted and reluctantly fooled with the name “Hua Ping” under the reminder of Mu Xulong, and handed her father’s conscription order to the other party. ”

And at this time, the prime minister also came up, and frowned after seeing the conscription order: “Why don’t I remember that General Hua has such an old son?” ”

Mulan, who had barely recovered from her nervousness, lowered her voice again, imitating the man’s tone and said, “Well, my dad rarely mentions me…” Ahem! ”

Saying that, Mulan wanted to imitate the random spit played by Peng Yusing just now to show her “manhood”, but she obviously didn’t spit rudely like this before, and she didn’t even spit on the ground after a mouthful of saliva.

Instead, it drips down the mouth in a brushed shape.

“Blah blah!”

Mulan took several mouthfuls in a row before finally spitting out this spit. There was still a little brushing at the corner of his mouth, and he smacked his lips to lick the remaining bit back. Li Xiang and the prime minister also showed a face

“This product is a fool, right?”

of expressions. The prime minister complained again: “I want to have such a son, and I don’t want to say it.” ”

The surrounding recruits and the audience in the global cinema laughed. It’s a fucking shame that it’s not released in the New Year or Spring Festival file.

Proper family fun, okay?

“Sissi can’t learn this alone…”

Xu Feng and Liu Yifei’s old acquaintance, Lao Hu, couldn’t help but secretly shake his head. Originally, he also felt that Xu Feng was too partial to Zhao Jinmai.

But now that I look at it, that’s not all the case.

At least in the deliberate ugly scene of pretending to be crazy and selling stupid, Zhao Jinmai is really unambiguous, and he can say it.

And not only Liu Yifei, including Da Honey and Master Liu, this group of eight or five flowers all have such a characteristic. It’s that the burden of idols is too heavy.

You let them play this kind of spitting and licking saliva, and they will never try to escape. In their eyes, it will ruin their image.

They want to be beautiful all the time, of course, Zhao Jinmai dares to act like this, except for her little daughter-in-law character who unconditionally obeys all of Xu Feng’s requirements. Another important reason is that her appearance and age can afford her to do so.

“Don’t worry, it’s still cute.”

Looking at Zhao Jinmai, who looked worried next to him, Xu Feng patted her little head and comforted. No matter how obedient she is, a girl’s family will inevitably worry about playing this kind of scene.

Hearing Xu Feng say this, Zhao Jinmai was relieved a lot, smiled and held Xu Feng’s arm, leaning his little head on his shoulder. Many young ladies sitting in the back row secretly gritted their teeth when they saw this scene.

little cousin!

Well, Xu Feng’s words are actually not all comforting Zhao Jinmai, there is also a factual component in it… Beautiful girls are cute even if they spit and lick their saliva.

Otherwise, there wouldn’t be so many dead fat houses who want to lick the feet of beautiful girls. TMD women’s feet sweat more easily than men, don’t you know?

People are also pulling, not strawberry cake, right?…..

……

The movie continues, and Li Xiang no longer holds Mulan, or Hua Ping, responsible. Instead, it means that everyone should pick up the rice that was spilled on the ground just now.

For a time, the users of the brand new barracks glared at Mulan with indignant eyes. Apparently she will have a hard time in the future.

Training officially begins.

When Xu Feng took off his shirt, revealing the strong figure with eight-pack abs, countless female viewers secretly swallowed a mouthful of spit. No wonder Gao Yuanyuan said more than once that Xu Feng was in good health.

The eyes of the deep male compatriots could not help but show envy.

No wonder he maintains unclear relationships with so many women. The human body is the capital.

Milk Chalun looked down at his belly, which seemed to be a little bigger, and began to struggle with whether he also had to practice. But the idea was immediately thrown out of his mind.

Damn, I have a wife anyway, just feed one. What kind of muscles to exercise, life should be happy in time.

Immediately, everyone’s attention shifted from Xu Feng’s muscles to the plot.

“Everyone fights together and makes the Huns despair!”

Why are these soldiers like a girl, you are clumsy, rambling and twisting, I will change your future

“To be a man, not to admit defeat!”

Under the singing song “Man” by the eldest brother Cheng, the recruits began to train.

and Liu Yifei’s version of [Mulan], because of the setting of “qi”, from the beginning, people block and kill, and the plot of Feng Aotian who blocks and kills Buddha is completely different.

Mulan, who is a daughter, is not as good as a man, and coupled with the troubles that came out on the first day of the New Army’s report, his colleagues did not treat him.

Especially the duo played by Peng Yusing and Wu Lei, they even tripped up Mulan when they had nothing to do. But as time passed, war loomed.

Li Xiang’s training became heavier and heavier, and his colleagues did not have the heart to fix her. Mulan is also increasingly unable to keep up with the pace of men’s training.

During a weight-bearing long-distance running training, she really couldn’t hold on, stumbled and fell on the mountain trail 0.0, and was left far behind the large army.

Seeing this, Li Xiang looked disappointed and even disgusted, raised his hand to put her weight on his shoulder, turned around and walked away.

Mulan looked at the back of Li Xiang and the army, and gritted her teeth, her heart full of regret for her weakness and burden.

“The battlefield is too cruel, if you are afraid to go home…”

The background song of Big Brother Cheng’s singing continues to echo, which is completely combined with the plot.

At night, Li Xiang, who was extremely disappointed with Mulan, handed over the war horse she had brought out of her home to the other party. Coupled with the embellishment of the lyrics, the audience knows that this is to let her pat her ass and get out.

Seeing this, the audience’s hearts are not tasted.

“Oh my God, this is too real…”

“Originally, the physical quality of women and men is really not a level.”

“Liu Yifei’s version is simply Phoenix Aotian, and men are not as good as her.”

“Nonsense, people are angry, well, although I don’t know what this thing is angry…”

“I hope Xu Feng won’t join those messy and colorful things, but how can Mulan make up for the physical gap between herself and the man? If you learn the previous version as open, it will be too 1ow. ”

For a time, the expectations of countless viewers were full. PS: Forgot the picture in the previous chapter.