Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　In the end, she slumped and leaned her head against the white tiled wall...

　　A wry smile.

　　This……

　　What is it? .

Chapter 65

　　That night, Wu Shaobai, who made 12 consecutive calls to Tong Liya, was prompted to shut down and had a rare insomnia.

　　When he woke up in the morning, Yu Xuan looked at the apprentice who looked like a panda with a puzzled face. He wanted to ask what happened, but Bai Huimin kept his mind down.

　　When Wu Shaobai, who had eaten breakfast, returned to his room, apparently absent-minded, he couldn't help but ask:

　　"Why?"

　　"Are you going to ask Shaobai if he hasn't slept well?"

　　"correct."

　　Hearing her lover's answer, Bai Huimin rolled her eyes:

　　"You're stupid! Did we watch the phone call at home for hours when we just got together!?"

　　"Uh……"

　　Yu Xuan was stunned at first, but immediately showed a clear look:

　　"Hey hey~ I understand what you mean."

　　"Just understand, children and grandchildren will have their own children and grandchildren, let's not get involved in this kind of thing!"

　　"Okay. Then I won't ask, I'll go to the hotel to have a look. The hotel has hired a lobby manager Xiao Meng in the past two days. The kid is not too old. I'll see how his business is going."

　　While talking, Yu Xuan put on his leather jacket with a fur fake collar, and then pointed to Wu Shaobai's house with a mysterious smile to his daughter-in-law...

　　Bai Huimin rolled her eyes while holding the child.

　　……

　　"Hello, the phone you dialed has been switched off."

　　"..."

　　He closed his phone, pursed his lips, and focused his eyes on the math book in front of him again.

　　"Odd change and even change, the symbol looks at the phase line..."

　　He muttered to himself the essentials of trigonometric functions, but looking at the math problems that were usually extremely simple for him, his eyes always looked like Tong Liya was sitting opposite him drinking milk tea.

　　Humans are like that.

　　It doesn't matter when you are ignorant at the beginning, but once you know that XX likes you, then regardless of whether it is a boy or a girl, you will deliberately show your style in front of the other party, and gradually start to pay attention to the other party.

　　It's an instinct in nature.Animals use this courtship instinct to reproduce, and although humans who are separated from low-level animals can do more romantic things, they remain the same.

　　An old bachelor who has been single for "[-] or [-] years" is suddenly told about love...

　　If you don't care, it will be a ghost.

　　After thinking about it all night, Wu Shaobai gradually understood what was going on, although he didn't know whether he liked the other party or not, but his thoughts began to wander uncontrollably.But it happens... the other party is still in a state of shutdown...

　　In the end, he thought about it and chose to send a message "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to deceive you, I apologize to you here"...

　　Although I feel a little awkward, I really don't know what to say...

　　Here, the attention is forced to the book and merged into the ocean of mathematics.

　　……

　　night.

　　Wu Shaobai, who had been absent-minded all day, arrived at the backstage.

　　The students of the Crane Character Division have not come yet, and these people are still in the background.And as soon as he came in, someone blocked him.

　　"Small white."

　　"Brother Luan, is something wrong?"

　　Wu Shaobai looked at Luan Yunping a little puzzled.

　　"Are you alright tonight?"

　　"...Yes, let's start with Xiaoyue."

　　"And then?"

　　"No... what?"

　　"Can you get me a job tonight?"

　　"Ok?"

　　Wu Shaobai was stunned, looking at Luan Yunping's eyes full of doubts:

　　"What's wrong with Teacher Gao?"

　　Teacher Gao is Gao Feng, who joined Deyun Club in 06 and is a disciple of Mr. Fan Zhenyu, one of the four elders of Deyun.He has always been the partner of Douyu and Luan Yunping.

　　The two people's cross talk is very traditional. According to Guo Degang's later generations, it is "to ride the horse and whip the whip to the artist." As for the basic skills, Gao Feng's basic skills are very solid. Relatively speaking, Luan Yunping's skills of holding mong is immature, but this kind of In traditional cross talk, when you talk and when you don't talk, there are similarities. Although it is not very good, it is not bad.

　　After all, he is a top student from Tsinghua University who can take office within a week after being apprenticed. He is still a little capable.

　　"Mr. Gao didn't come today. Neither he nor Mr. Fan came. Mr. Fan's wife accidentally fell and both of them went to the hospital."

　　"Is it okay?"

　　Wu Shaobai asked quickly.

　　Luan Yunping shook her head:

　　"The situation is said to be quite stable, but it's definitely not coming today. Just now Uncle Hai asked me if I wanted to change people, and I said to discuss it with you."

　　"Let me measure it for Brother Luan?"

　　"Tell me you are holding me."

　　Luan Yunping quickly humbly said:

　　"Yesterday, the tapes of the Tianjin special session were just delivered. I specially looked at your stand-up at the opening. In terms of measurement, Shaobai, you are too modest. I just asked, do you have a job? If so, I will give you the measurement. For a moment, I'm mainly curious about what Xiaoyue said when you came to the stage and felt like everyone was flying...hehe..."

　　"Uh...he's talking nonsense again?"

　　"It's okay, that's what I told you. Don't worry."

　　Luan Yun flatly pointed to something.

　　Wu Shaobai breathed a sigh of relief and nodded:

　　"Okay, okay, Brother Luan, please wait for me for a while. I will tell Xiaoyue about tonight's "Eight Great Auspiciousness", and then I will measure one for you."

　　"Cheng, is that the stand-up "On Dialects"? Or what?"

　　"Do you want to play that part?"

　　"I just listened to that part, and I thought it was quite brilliant."

　　"It's okay to do it, the question is, Brother Luan, who are you first?"

　　"Fourth. Behind He Yunwei."

　　"Well……"

　　Wu Shaobai thought about it and said:

　　"That can't be done. Talking about dialects is a long paragraph, and it takes more than half an hour to speak carefully. Uncle and Master are the fifth, so let's control the time to more than [-] minutes. It's actually just right. Let's change it to another one."

　　"Sure, then which one to change?"

　　"Change……"

　　Wu Shaobai thought for a while, and suddenly he felt blessed and said:

　　"I do have a joke, which is also new, plus some adaptations from personal experience. Let's use that one if we can't do it, how about it?"

　　"New joke?"

　　"Yes, the new paragraph. Just use this. You tell Uncle Hai, and we will use this short paragraph. It takes more than [-] minutes. It's just right, and it's quite easy to say. I'll talk to you about it in a while. It is estimated that the skill does not even need a book, so it is very easy to hold."

　　"It's done, it's done."

　　Luan Yunping nodded quickly and asked curiously:

　　"What's the name of this piece?"

　　"I want to fall in love."

　　Wu Shaobai said calmly. .

Chapter 66

　　Say live.

　　In cross talk, it means opposite words.

　　It means that the two partners quickly check the program they are going to perform in a while, in fact, they mainly tell them to listen to them.Because in the cross talk, although Dou Lei is the leading show in the city, in fact, if 70% of the burden in a cross talk wants to be heard, you have to hand it over at the most timely time.

　　Not fast, not slow.

　　You can't say a word and put it on your cheeks, then the audience will be unhappy and the stage effect will not be produced, that is impossible.

　　After the opening of the traditional short paragraph of the eight auspiciousness, Wu Shaobai and Yue Yunpeng, who have been getting better and better recently, bowed and stepped down.

　　Wu Shaobai hurried into the waiting room.

　　"Brother Luan."

　　"I'm here."