Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　On the stage, Wu Shaobai was helpless:

　　"Okay, anyway, I don't know who is who, and I don't care about the old man. Anyway... Because of the difference in our literary quality, the first confession failed."

　　"It's fine if you don't kill you."

　　"But love is more and more frustrating, right?"

　　"...what are you doing again?"

　　Luan Yunping put her hands in her sleeves and made a joke.

　　Wu Shaobai smiled happily:

　　"I found someone else to inquire about one of her hobbies."

　　"what?"

　　"music."

　　"Tsk, to be a literary girl, this hobby is elegant enough."

　　"But I can't play an instrument, what should I do?"

　　"Well, what to do?"

　　"Learn. Really, I worked hard to chase this girl! I traveled all over the world and visited famous teachers... Finally, I really found a famous musical instrument master on the other side of the Tianjing River in Yanjing!"

　　Paradise River is a small river ditch in Yanjing, next to the crematorium.

　　quite famous.

　　As soon as he said that, Luan Yunping waved his sleeves, as if to dispel something:

　　"Oh, hey, the place where this master lives is unlucky enough."

　　"I found a master, and the master is willing to teach me. However, they are serious masters, and teaching is not white. Even Confucian saints and apprentices have to mention two pieces of bacon, right? So, I met a problem."

　　"what?"

　　"I have no money……"

　　"Hi. What are you doing with no money?"

　　"I have to chase girls. How can I give up easily for my girl?"

　　"Oh, look at that, what a polite word it is. It's shabby enough to say it out of your mouth."

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　"Enough is enough for your surname Luan!"

　　Wu Shaobai was full of dissatisfaction and looked at the audience under the stage:

　　"Is it wrong for me to pursue my love?"

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　　"Appreciate~~~"

　　"no!"

　　"come on!!!"

　　"we support you!!"

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　Amid the applause, Wu Shaobai clenched his fist firmly:

　　"Everyone supports me so much, so I can't give up, right? As the saying goes: sincerity is the most important thing, my determination finally moved the master, and the master decided to teach me a musical instrument for free!"

　　"What did you study?"

　　"I didn't know what to study, so I just thought... to be louder, not only to let my girl hear my heart, but also to let other people hear it. Let everyone express their sincere love for us. Blessings from the heart."

　　"Huh~"

　　Luan Yunping's face is full of disgust:

　　"This girl is unlucky enough."

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　　"What do you call it! They all support me so much, why can't you!"

　　Wu Shaobai pointed at the audience with a "pop".

　　The audience started booing again, and Luan Yunping quickly waved her hand:

　　"Well, I was wrong, I also support you... Then what instrument did you choose?"

　　"Suona."

　　"..."

　　"Hahaha~"

　　The audience already faintly felt that something was wrong, but the laugh just now was too uncomfortable, so they would only dare to laugh softly, otherwise they would be afraid of cramping.

　　"Why choose Suona?"

　　"Because the master said, this thing is the loudest."

　　"Eh, that's not true."

　　"The hard work pays off. After studying and practicing with the master in Paradise River for a period of time, I finally gathered up the courage to go downstairs in the dormitory of my beloved girl, and picked up the suona... Didi~dada~didida tick tick tick tick tick~~"

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　No, I can't hold back.

　　The chasing girl used a suona to play mourning music.

　　I can't take it anymore.

　　The audience was about to go crazy, and finally turned into roaring laughter.

　　And in the laughter, Luan Yunping sighed:

　　"Hey, I won't stop you this time, it won't hurt to kill you in a while."

　　……

　　Backstage.

　　"Senior brother, this job is too familiar, it's almost too familiar! This child is really amazing!"

　　Guo Degang was amazed.

　　"How on earth did you teach..."

　　"Hi."

　　Yu Xuan waved his hand, being humble and self-satisfied:

　　"Teaching blindly. It's just blind teaching~"

　　(Ask for the first decision!!! Thank you so much!!!) and .

Chapter 71

　　"Standing downstairs in the dormitory, my girl didn't show up."

　　"That is, she is afraid that she will scare other people to death when she appears."

　　"Hahahahaha..."

　　Following Luan Yunping's words, the audience burst into laughter again, and the big brothers in the front row laughed and raised them directly.

　　On the stage, hearing Luan Yunping's support, Wu Shaobai stood up straight, with a helpless expression on his face.When the audience was almost laughing, he sighed:

　　"Well, because I only sent her back to school, I don't know where she lives..."

　　Tong Liya under the stage twitched again.

　　Wu Shaobai, you're so embarrassed to say... Are you sending me back to school?You are obviously going to buy sauce meat and take me back to school, okay?

　　And it's one stop away!

[-] "I have no choice. I can only take the most scientific method to tell the girl that I am here."

　　"What can be done?"

　　"My girl's name is Shuang~... Ladies, please forgive me, the little girl hasn't left the boudoir yet, so she can't mention her surname, so I can only tell you my name."

　　"Hey, it's okay to know the name. The girl's name is Shuang'er. Right?"

　　"There is no child's inflection, no child's inflection. Single name, a cool word!"

　　"Oh~ and then what? What's wrong?"

　　Luan Yunping asked.

　　But some viewers seem to have tasted a wrong taste from the word "cool"...

　　Instinctively covering their stomachs, they looked at Wu Shaobai who had not spoken yet...

　　What is this grandson going to say?

　　Funny or not?

　　My stomach can't stand it...

　　Omg.

　　Why am I so scared.

　　And Wu Shaobai stood in front of the microphone, looking solemn:

　　"People say: Suona is the king of all kinds of musical instruments. Either ascending to heaven or worshipping the church. A thousand-year-old pipa and a thousand-year-old zheng, a pair of erhus will last for a lifetime. When the world was in full swing, when the suona trumpeted the words, the song sounded, and the cloth covered the whole. Village elders and children waited for the food to be served, walked away, carried them, followed by a piece of white. The coffin was covered, the soil was buried, and the relatives were arranged in two rows. When the cannon rang, the paper was burned, and the candle tribute was placed. The soil was buried, People have already worshiped, and come back next year at Qingming. Firecrackers are ringing, suonas are blowing, walk in front, chase behind. I don’t know the meaning of suona at first, but I’m already in the coffin. I don’t hear anything outside the coffin, and I just want to go to Huangquan.”

　　"Yo? Although this is a bit rough, but the truth is true, it is true."

　　Luan Yunping gave a thumbs up.