Even Cthulhu Can't Stop Me From Picking Up Trash

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Suddenly there was a gust of wind around, and the fog in the village was blown away, and the patriarch under the gate looked unusually tall.

Lu Kai: I don't need you to follow, I'm here to find the holy relic.

Bark Patriarch: Daxian, there are a lot of sacred objects. You go to the village for a meeting, and I will ask the villagers to hand over the sacred objects.

So the evil eye monster Lu Kai followed the bark chief into the village. Three bald heads were left looking at each other.

There is a tree with a stiff crown that is planted in the village, and the villagers use this tree as their residence. In the center of the village is a raised boulder. The top of the boulder is flat, as if it was cut by a knife. The village's gatherings and rituals are held on this boulder. The bark patriarch asked people to put all the sacred objects on the flat ground, but the villagers refused, and the guards went from house to house to confiscate them, causing a lot of noise.

The Bark Patriarch received the Evil Eyed Immortal in a large tree house.

Lu Kai looked around the inside of the tree house. It was a very simple tree house. The tree crown and branches were simply repaired. Even the walls were leaking. The floor was made of uneven wooden boards. This is the house of the head of the village. It seems that the bark tribe is not having a good time.

The bark patriarch took out the treasured herbal tea balls to entertain Lu Kai.

Lu Kai looked at the balls covered with white, gray and brown mold on the table. Is this thing edible?

The bark patriarch took one and put it in his mouth, chewed it, and introduced: This is the tea sprout and green grass collected in the early spring, steamed by the steaming method, and then let the young girl rub it into a diameter. 3 cm small balls, and then put them in wooden barrels for at least 3 years before they are made. And this barrel of herbal tea balls is 12 years old and is my treasure. This is the last can.

Lu Kai picked up a herbal tea pill with his tentacles, and his spiritual sense issued a prompt - mold and corruption substances, which refreshed the mind, greatly enhanced gastrointestinal motility, and increased the activity of white blood cells. It is not recommended to eat.

Lu Kai put the herbal tea pills back to their original places, indicating that they would not eat them. If you don't eat meatballs, the patriarch is still a little lost.

Lu Kai asked Bark Patriarch about the economic and cultural achievements of the village.

The tree bark patriarch replied: The village is bitter. It is located in a remote area. The villagers make a living by fishing and hunting. They plant some green-eyed rice in the gaps, but the harvest is not good, and the main thing is to make a living in the water.

At present, there are 167 households in the village with a total of 410 people. This year, 80 children were born. There are 300 young and middle-aged people in total, and only 30 elderly people who are 60 years old.

The elderly are unable to work or hunt, so they can only wait for their clan members to share something to eat. If there is no harvest from fishing or hunting, these elderly people will starve to death. Three of them starved to death in the past two days.

Then there are other tribes around the village. There is a Shiskin tribe in the east, and a Ghostback tribe in the north. These two tribes are not easy to mess with. They come to arrest our tribesmen to eat. They also use us. The root fur of the tribe is peeled off and tanned into fur to wear.

Daxian, you have to decide for us.

Lu Kaidan hurts: I just passed by, those sacred objects are mine, I took them and left.

The bark patriarch said sadly, Understood.

Soon the wicker man came: Report, the villagers have placed the holy relics in the square, but some households refused to hand over the holy relics.

The bark patriarch was angry: Go against him! Go! Show me! I want to see who is disobedient to the management!

Wicker man: It's the patriarch, your mother...

Bark Patriarch: What!? This immortal!

Then the bark patriarch came out of the door to deal with the guy who didn't hand in the holy relic. Lu Kai came to the boulder platform to see the holy relic.

When he saw the holy relic, Lu Kai was stunned: Nima, what the hell! ?

Smoked whips of unknown animals, foul-smelling black mud in jars, a tree root covered with moving galls, a huge lump of dung fossils, a cast iron with thick rust pot……

Lu Kai asked the wicker man with a dark face, What's all this?

The wicker man said: These are holy things! These can grow hair and promote the growth and development of root hairs.

After speaking, the wicker man picked up the foul-smelling black mud: This is mud in the depths of the swamp. Applying it on the scalp can clean the pores and allow the hair to grow. Then the wicker man pointed to the root of the gall tree: The gall of this tree root Swipe it, if you press it on your body, it will keep vibrating, and it will stimulate the blood circulation of the hair follicles by way of vibration.”

The wicker man was still introducing, but Lu Kai interrupted him: Stop it! I want the kind of holy thing you just competed for! Not this!

The wicker man was embarrassed: That...I don't know...the holy objects are all here.

Lu Kai stared at the wicker man with evil eyes, and stared at the wicker man's back hair shaking like he was poking a cat's butt.

A high-pitched voice came: Don't hand it! I won't hand it! If you want me to hand over the holy relic, unless you kill me!

The crowd looked over.

The bark patriarch came over with an old woman who was also densely rooted in air. The old woman was held hostage by the guards, and she shouted while holding it: You unfilial son! Unfilial son! How did I give birth to a beast like you! Ah, ah, ah! !

The tree bark patriarch took the old woman to the boulder platform, the old woman saw the evil eye monster, and immediately knelt down, and then shouted: Daxian! Daxian, please forgive me, without the holy relic, my two youngest sons will be executed. Ah, beg the Great Immortal to have mercy.

The old woman's wailing made the surrounding bark tribe bow their heads, with a look of unbearable expression.

Lu Kai asked, What's the matter? I'm just recycling the holy relic. What does this have to do with the execution of your child?

Wow ah ah~ I don't want to die. Woohoo... Mom... Help... Mom... The two children were brought over by the guards.

These are two children with very thin bark. There are only pimples on the skin. There are no aerial roots or wicker and ferns like others. The species looks more like humans.

The old woman hugged the two children and cried.

The bark patriarch explained: In our bark tribe, the thicker the root hair on the body, the more it means that the person is a man. The hairless guy is a coward and will be pulled to drown.

Lu Kai: ... What kind of thing is this, if you don't have a hair on your body, you will drown? Isn't your village sparsely populated? Why kill the labor force?

The wicker man jumped out and said, These two guys are the offspring of this old woman and a businessman! So they don't grow any hair! They have been hidden by this old woman for 10 years, and now Daxian is here, drowning them in front of Daxian!

The villagers onlookers under the boulder were enthusiastic: Drowning them! Drowning them! Drowning the hairless!

Lu Kai was puzzled, so he asked, Why did you drown? Wouldn't it be good to have more than one person helping the village?

The bark patriarch said: It's like this, in order to prevent the hairless species from polluting the blood of our bark tribe. As the saying goes, if a good soldier is bristling, if his father is bald, he will have to drown.

Lu Kai: Uh... Did Nima make a mistake, is this a pure-blood breeding mechanism for dog breeds?

Lu Kai: This is your custom, I don't want to make too many comments, what about my holy relic?

The guard soldier pointed at the old woman: Hidden by her!

The old woman shouted: The holy thing is the hope for my two children to grow roots, and I will not hand it over even if I die!!

Lu Kai observed with the eyes of big data and found that there was something hidden under the thick aerial root body hair on the belly of the old woman - it was Lu Kai's scattered nodules!

So Lu Kai stretched out a tentacle, pulsating with psychic energy, sending out a wave of force field, which resonated with the amber nodule in the old woman's stomach.

The old woman's stomach was pulled, and the old woman was shocked: Ah, ah!

Pfft!! A piece of amber burst out!

Lu Kai was shocked: The old woman cut open her stomach and hid the nodular amber in it! ! !

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