Even Cthulhu Can't Stop Me From Picking Up Trash

The entire tavern was packed with knights carried by the kid, and there were many adventurers scolding outside.

These adventurers drank well, and then a team of heavily armed rhino horn knights drove them all out.

The adventurer shouted: Everyone, look! We are drinking a lot! These people, these knights in armor! Drive us out! Is there any royal law!? Is there any place to say it!? Can you be unreasonable as long as you have power!?

The uncle, the adventurer who was the leader of the convoy before, who rode on the landing bird, came forward. The uncle of the adventurer had a bitter face, and the uncle of the bitter melon took out a bag of something and threw it directly in front of these boisterous adventurers.

The contents of the bag were scattered all over the ground, revealing glittering particles, which were moon crystals! They are all broken crystals, at least 500 in a bag, scattered all over the ground.

When the adventurers saw these broken crystals, they immediately put down their restraint and lay down on the ground to pick them up.

The bitter melon-faced uncle shouted: If you pick it up, get out! Our young master said, if you don't get out, you will keep your life!

Most of the adventurers picked up the broken crystals and left satisfied. One broken crystal can buy a large glass of bitter ale. This person picked up more than ten or twenty pieces, and he could drink it for at least two days. But there were still 5 adventurers who picked up the broken crystal and stood still, looking at the bitter-faced uncle with a sneer.

The five adventurers were obviously a group, and they wore black triangle scarves around their necks.

The bitter-faced uncle looked at the five people in black horned scarves, and said with an unhappy expression, You guys are not leaving yet? Do you want to die?

The leader of the black-horned scarf smiled and led the team away.

Bitter melon-faced uncle frowned as he watched these people walk into the small box, and bitter melon-faced looked even more bitter.

The housekeeper brought Lu Kai and Ma Xiaoling to the tavern. Lange was too big to enter the tavern door.

The butler greeted a rhino horn knight: Hey, you, take this beast to the back and give it some good food.

The rhino horn knight came to Lange, Lange stared at the knight with wide eyes, the knight was stared furiously and did not dare to approach.

Seeing that something bad was about to happen, the butler immediately made a decision: Someone! Demolish this gate!

Then the rhino horn knights kicked the wooden post of the gate to pieces, and then tore down the tavern gate and the top cover, revealing a large hole.

The tavern owner shivered and came out of the bar, not knowing what to say in the face of this situation.

The butler turned back to the tavern owner and said, Don't worry,

You will be reimbursed at checkout!

Then Lu Kai and Ma Xiaoling walked into the tavern, and Lange followed.

The hall of the tavern was emptied, and there was only one table left. The young master and the little ghost greeted Lu Kai warmly: Two heroes, come and come, sit here.

Lu Kai and Ma Xiaoling took their seats, and then Lange shrank with a slap, turning into a big fat black cat, from 5 meters tall to 30 centimeters. Then jumped onto Ma Xiaoling's lap.

The little ghost's eyes were straight, and he couldn't take his eyes off the big fat black cat.

The housekeeper on the side was also stunned, wondering what he was thinking, but he should not be in a very beautiful mood.

The tavern owner took out a bill and said to the butler, This is the cost of the reserved venue, and this is the cost of repairing the facade...

The butler looked even darker when he saw the bill.

The waiter in the tavern served the dishes, including roast chicken, big-boned meat, some monster meat, stewed meat soup, and a lizard platter... vegetables and meat on a table.

The kid introduced himself: I don't know what to call the two heroes. My name is Raymond Gayton, you can call me Raymond.

Lu Kai: I'm going down to Yang Guo.

Ma Xiaoling: Little Dragon Girl.

Lu Kai pointed at the big fat black cat and said, It's called Dio, you can call it Dio.

The little ghost Raymond picked up a glass of juice and said, Mr. Yang, Ms. Long, and Brother Dio, I'm too young to drink, so I'll use juice instead of wine, and toast everyone.

Lu Kai: I don't drink.

Ma Xiaoling: I don't drink wine of unknown origin.

Lange: Meow!

The little ghost Raymond originally learned from adults and wanted to get feedback from the banquet before. Because of his young age, as long as he took the juice and toasted the adults at the banquet, the adults would happily say flattering words, and then Drinking, and then telling some jokes by yourself, you can control the rhythm of the banquet, but here you have a solid closed door. Now hold a glass of juice, neither drink nor not drink.

The butler came over and said with a flattering smile: Then please taste the special dishes here. This lizard platter is a meat lizard that is a hybrid of a lizard from the plane of Ayers and a local lizard. The meat is delicate, crisp and chewy. , after being marinated and grilled, it has a unique flavor.

Lu Kai: I don't eat crawling on all fours.

Ma Xiaoling: This thing is not cooked.

Lange: Meow!

The housekeeper: ... The housekeeper broke down in a cold sweat, and the young master's face turned black. These two travelers gave no face at all. If this goes on, the young master will go into a frenzy.

The housekeeper greeted the bitter melon-faced uncle over: You... Yes, it's you, aren't you good at telling jokes? Tell a joke to the two heroes.

The bitter melon-faced uncle came over with a bitter melon face, and then began to tell jokes: Once upon a time...

Before the bitter melon-faced uncle finished speaking, Lu Kai immediately laughed: Hahaha!

Ma Xiaoling also smiled: Hehehe!

Lange: Meow!

The bitter-faced uncle Zhang Er was puzzled and said, This... I haven't told a joke yet, why did I just laugh? I...

The little ghost Raymond yelled: Enough!

Then the little devil Raymond slapped the table, and the juice in the wine glass was spilled.

The little ghost Raymond looked angry: Don't be ashamed of your face! I...

Lu Kai looked at the kid with a smile on his face, and then asked, Then what do you want?

This kid was choked up by the words, his expression fluctuated, as if he was doing a trolley problem, but in this problem, he was not the one who pulled the lever, but was tied up on the rails.

The little ghost's nostrils expanded and he was breathing heavily. After breathing heavily like this three or four times, he smiled and said, Then I will be angry!

Lu Kai: Huh? This answer is quite in line with the identity and age of the kid.

Ma Xiaoling said indifferently: Shibi!

The little ghost's forehead was bulging, and he glared at Ma Xiaoling with his teeth gritted: You...you...

Seeing that the situation was not right, the surrounding rhino horn knights all gathered around. The psionic level of the rhino horn knight is generally above 80 points. With the standard armor and spells, he can fight against the extraordinary for one or two rounds.

The bitter melon-faced uncle is worthy of being a senior adventurer, and ran away when the tone of the banquet was wrong.

The butler hurriedly turned around and quickly appeased the young master.

It took a lot of will for the kid to calm down his anger, squeeze out a smile again, and show his favor to Lu Kai and Ma Xiaoling.

Lu Kai and Ma Xiaoling looked at each other and nodded, confirming that there was something wrong with the kid, so Lu Kai grabbed the back of Lange's neck and threw it at the kid who was suppressing his anger.

The kid was startled when he saw the cat thrown at him, and hurriedly covered his face with his hands.

Lange jumped on the kid's head, half of his body was blurred, and he got into the kid's head, and then the kid let out a scream of Wow~~ and fell to the ground.

Lange jumped onto the table with something in his mouth.

Lu Kai and Ma Xiaoling looked over, and Lange was holding a rodent-like psychic body.

This psychic body has a human face and a beard, and is struggling, shouting: Let me go! Let me go!

Lu Kai smiled and said: It really is the old grandpa hidden in the body!