Even Cthulhu Can't Stop Me From Picking Up Trash

The office building where the three brothers jumped in line is 18 floors high. Next to this office building is a higher office building. The tallest building is the highest part of the CBD, with a height of 45 floors. Now the roofs of the surrounding office buildings are full of onlookers.

Lu Kai looked up, these three old brothers were all wearing suits and ties, and their hair was combed and shiny. At first glance, they were successful elites.

When Lu opened his eyes, he could see that the three elder brothers Cui were dejected. One of the elder brothers was smoking a cigarette. This cigarette is the honor of Ninety-five, and a pack of cigarettes cost 100 yuan.

The other old brother smoked a little, it was Double Happiness, a pack of 12 yuan, the double happiness brother took a puff of cigarettes, and opened a bottle of wine, oh, it was Shengtian Maotai wine, and the double happiness brother drank from the mouth of the bottle.

The last old man stood tall, the wind was strong, the wind blew the old man's red-spotted tie, and the old man with red-spotted tie was weeping, with a pained expression on his face.

There were several white-collar workers next to Lu Kai, and one of them, a guy like a salesman, said excitedly: Did you see it, the one standing in the middle, the one standing, is the vice president of our company! Haha, that's it! Add leverage to engage in bitcoin, bitcoin collapsed in the morning, he went bankrupt, hahaha.”

The other person said angrily, Why are you so happy that he's going to jump off the building? There's something wrong with you!

The salesman yelled: Damn him! This bastard robs me of my business, and the list I worked so hard to negotiate for a whole year was given to his brother-in-law! God damn it! This bastard should have died a long time ago. It's gone!

Hearing this news, the people around were silent for a while, but suddenly a female white-collar worker stood up and said, Even if he stole your order and did something wrong, is there nothing wrong with you?

The salesman was furious and wanted to beat the female white-collar worker, shouting, Isn't it right that I beat you now!? The female white-collar worker shrank into the crowd in fright. The surrounding people appeased the salesman: Brother, forget it. A good man doesn't fight with a woman. A fight will bring oranges.

Jump! Jump! shouted the crowd watching the scene of jumping off the building.

With a thud, a body was smashed onto the car, the car was parked in the parking space, and the roof was smashed.

Lu Kai looked at the corpse, and then looked at the roof of the office building. There were still three people on the roof. They hadn't jumped yet. Why did the person on the opposite side jump off?

After a while, the police officers raised their loudspeakers to drive away the onlookers: Don't look, don't look! The deceased climbed to the water tower because he was on the top of the building for a good viewing position, and fell and fell, and the onlookers quickly moved away.

The onlookers did not evacuate, but took out their mobile phones to take pictures of the deceased.

A young girl took pictures, collected 9 pictures, and added an emoji to the photographed signboard very intimately to block the exploding intestines, and then posted it on the Moments, Lu Kai saw that the girl was still in this Moments Wrote: So scary! Someone jumped off the building where I work! What a pity!

After the girl posted this Moments, more than a dozen people liked it immediately.

However, the three elder brothers on the rooftop had no sign of jumping off. At this time, more and more people were watching, and the anchor also came in with a selfie device, and was broadcasting live,

This anchor is a positive anchor. The camera is shot from bottom to top. One corner of the screen is the anchor's face, and the position of the golden section line in one corner is exactly where the three brothers are.

The positive energy anchor said with a serious face: Brothers, there is a jumping off the building in the block where I am! I declare here that life is precious, everyone must love life well, live well, there is no obstacle that can't be overcome, it's a big deal Life is heroic and start all over!

At this time, a middle-aged man in casual clothes came out of the office building and came to the deceased surrounded by the police officers.

The middle-aged man was about to move the car, and the police stopped the middle-aged man: This bitter master, this is the scene of the accident, you are not allowed to enter.

The middle-aged man cried: My car! I only bought it for 3 months! I bought it with a loan,

I owe a lot of debt, I am an online car-hailing! ! If you don't work for a day, you will lose 500 yuan! !

The middle-aged man's cry aroused the sympathy of the onlookers: Oh...this car is broken like this, it is not easy to repair it. Is the insurance going to pay it? This is force majeure. The guy who broke the car is dead.

The middle-aged man was crawling on the ground and weeping loudly. The cry was louder and louder. The people around gathered around, and the positive energy anchor also came over and said solemnly: Brothers! There is a new development here, and you have lost your footing. The onlookers smashed the car of a middle-aged man, which made the family that was not wealthy even worse! Brothers, you must protect yourself when you go out, especially buying insurance, which can give us the benefits in this cruel world. A trace of safety! I recommend XX insurance here, it only costs 3 yuan a day, and 50 guarantees are guaranteed in case of an accident!”

Seeing more and more people approaching, the police officers hurriedly shouted loudly: Evacuate! Evacuate! There's nothing to see!

However, the crowd of onlookers did not leave, and they all had to grasp first-hand information to send them to the circle of friends.

The road was inexplicable, and then the hawker in the urban village came out with a trolley, with drinks and mineral water, potato chips and popcorn on the trolley: It's cheap, it's cheap, it's fresh. Handmade popcorn. For 5 yuan a bag, come and buy them all.

Just when the middle-aged people were sad, the crowd suddenly pulled out of the way, and the three brothers who jumped off the roof came down!

The old man with the red-spotted tie walked over to the middle-aged man, patted the middle-aged man on the shoulder, and comforted: You can make more money if you don't have money, but if you don't have people, you really don't have it. Come on!

The old man who smoked ninety-five smoked a cigarette and said, I have discovered the value of life. I won't jump off the building. I'm going to file for personal bankruptcy! I can make a comeback!

The old man who drew Double Happiness was drunk, and also remembered Li Bai's general drinking: I was born to be useful, and I will come back when my daughter is gone! Don't let the golden bottle face the moon in the air!

The old red-spotted tie said earnestly: I mortgaged the house, 5 million was 10 times the leverage, and I lost it. The house is still in installments, and I have to work for the bank for the rest of my life.

Brother Jiuwu smiled and said: Haha, it's only ten times the amount? I got 100 times! I used the company's money, I am the finance, haha, embezzled 13 million and played it all, but I am not afraid, I will be on the rooftop. Now that I understand it, it should be the boss of our company who is going to jump off the building, haha, even the horse with the broken capital chain can't recognize it.

Brother Double Happiness swayed the half-bottle of Shengtian Spear Terrace, took another sip, and said, Haha, you guys are so rude, my uncle is the vice president of the bank, haha, I took money from a depositor of their bank. I did it, the levers only went up 5 times, and I lost everything. My uncle's family is probably going to cut me with a knife now. Haha.

The three elder brothers persuaded the middle-aged man whose car was smashed. The middle-aged man finally felt relieved and stood up.

The middle-aged man said with a sad and determined expression: The three eldest brothers are really the best in the world, and the younger brother is ashamed! I also want to understand, to live! Only by living can there be hope!

The onlookers burst into warm applause!

Even Cthulhu can't stop me from picking up trash