Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Jiang Qiao held the snail powder and kept stroking it, and Bai Yueling covered her mouth and nose and carefully distanced herself from him. Could it be that the mortals here like to eat shit so much?

Or is it just his personal fetish?

Bai Yueling began to think about whether it was the right decision to ask him to be his guardian.

Jiang Qiao raised his eyes just to meet Fairy Shang Bai's pitying look, then looked at the distance between the two, and immediately understood the meaning in her eyes.

Cough, actually, it's not what you think. This thing is called snail powder. It smells very fragrant and tastes bad.

Hearing this, Fairy Bai, who has always been unwavering in the ancient well, widened her eyes.

Does it smell so good? This guy really has a habit of eating stinky things!

It seems that this guardian can no longer be wanted, and he must stay away from him.

Ah, no, no, it's the other way around. It smells bad, but it tastes delicious. Many people like it. Here, the sales are very good.

Jiang Qiao put down his chopsticks, wiped the oil with a tissue, and quickly explained that he didn't want to be misunderstood by a fairy.

Hearing that many people like to eat, Bai Yueling immediately gave him an I understand look, resisting the nausea, and walked to the bed to watch Feng Yu Ning calm down.

Jiang Qiao opened his mouth, feeling that she still didn't understand.

After eating the snail noodles, it was already after 7 pm. Jiang Qiao burped after drinking the soup, and subconsciously took out Huazi and planned to order one.

Bai Yueling turned around and glanced at him, Jiang Qiao looked embarrassed: We have an old saying here, a cigarette after a meal is better than a living fairy. If you're addicted to cigarettes, I'll smoke one, and go to the balcony outside to smoke, okay?

Without waiting for Fairy's answer, Jiang Qiao opened the sliding door and shut himself on the balcony.

Looking through the glass window, Bai Yueling looked at him enjoying the look on his face, and shook his head silently, guessing that this thing is like the ecstasy of incense, which can cause confusion and hallucinations.

I didn't expect that mortals in this world would actually degenerate to this point, eating shit, taking drugs, and countless bad habits. Is there anything they don't do?

The person in front of him just looks like there is no serious problem, but in fact, he is plagued by evil diseases, the yin and yang are out of balance, the body is weak and the body is weak, and the spirit and soul are dim.

In her eyes, Jiang Qiao's body is full of loopholes, and the essence of life has already been leaked. If things go on like this, the internal organs will be exhausted, the blood will flow backward, the light ones will be paralyzed and become useless, and the heavy ones will be dissipated and unable to survive. century.

Listening to the rain, the wind blowing, and after smoking happily, Jiang Qiao let out a long sigh of satisfaction before slowly opening the window and meeting Fairy Bai's pitying gaze. a dead man.

You're about to die, she said lightly.

Jiang Qiao shuddered. Could this be the fairy's prophecy?

He touched his forehead: You mean, my Yintang becomes black, within three days, there will be a disaster of blood light?

Bai Yueling frowned slightly: Your eyes are dim, the dust and poison are deep, the yin and yang are disordered, the meridians are blocked, and the smoke poison enters the lungs.

How can I live to be in my nineties?

Jiang Qiao is overjoyed, the fairy has a discerning eye, it is definitely not wrong.

Bai Yueling was stunned, why is this person so happy? Isn't a hundred years very short? For immortal cultivators, it is only a short flick of a finger, and one retreat may take several Jiazi.

Seeing her puzzled eyes, Jiang Qiao explained, If you live to 80 here, you will live a long life. Many people in their 90s dare not think about it. It seems that my body is still very healthy.

Bai Yueling was speechless, and Ziwei Xing was full of spiritual energy. If the mortals there were free from diseases and disasters, it would be normal to live two or three hundred years old. Some people with longevity were even more than five hundred years old. It seems that the environment in this world is more than she imagined. Much worse, but beware.

Jiang Qiao happily stepped into the room, and Bai Yueling took a step back subconsciously. This guy is now full of poison and filth. If he still has a cultivation base, he has to use Tianlei to purify it.

I smell bad?

Seeing her vigilant look, Jiang Qiao breathed a sigh of relief into his palm. The smell of snail powder combined with the smell of smoke, let alone a fairy who had never experienced it before, it is estimated that a normal person would not be able to accept it.

Well, you can order whatever you want. I'll take a bath first and brush my teeth.

After cleaning up the kitchen, Jiang Qiao walked into the bathroom with his pajamas in his arms. Bai Yueling suddenly thought of something. Seeing that the bathroom door was slowly closed, there was a hint of blush on her cold and delicate face.

The water splashed from the shower head was lifted from the top of the head, and the warm and lubricating feeling made the skin shrink a little bit with goose bumps.

Jiang Qiao stood under the shower with his eyes closed and listened to the sound of water rustling beside his ears. In addition to some unbelievable excitement, he was more at a loss. He actually met a real fairy beside the fairy stone. Take it home?

Think about how you will live in the future.

The Years I Lived with the Fairy?

If this idea is known to the fairy, it will definitely die on the spot and turn into ashes.

Jiang Qiao shook his head, and wanted to shake the charming thoughts out of his mind. When he opened his eyes, he suddenly saw a set of Liuxian skirts that had been wet in the basin.

He slowly opened his mouth, and his breathing gradually became faster.

In other words, the fairy's clothes should be a fairy weapon that is invulnerable to swords and guns, right?

Jiang Qiao abruptly stopped the thought of picking it up and observing it carefully, put a handful of shower gel on his body, rinsed it a few times at will, put on clean pajamas, wiped his hair and walked out of the bathroom.

During the time he was taking a bath, Bai Yueling opened all the doors and windows, and the smell of snail powder could no longer be smelled in the room.

She sat on the sofa with her legs crossed, her hands clenching magic tricks, much like the five-heartedness described in the novel.

Seeing Jiang Qiao coming out and blowing her hair in front of the mirror, Bai Yueling slowly opened her eyes and glanced vaguely into the bathroom.

The clothes she just changed were still in the basin, but she didn't know if he had touched her.

Bai Yueling felt a little uncomfortable when she thought that her intimate clothes might have been touched by this mortal, as if she had been blasphemed.

Well, I can't have that suit anymore!

After Jiang Qiao finished blowing her hair and wearing a furry pajamas, Bai Yueling felt a little cute for some reason.

Let me introduce myself again. My name is Jiang Qiao. I'm 24 years old this year. I'm still unmarried. Bai... Fairy, you can call me by my name. After blowing her hair, Jiang Qiao walked up to her and said slowly.

This seat asks you, where should you throw the things you mortals don't want? Bai Yueling lowered her head and pondered for a moment, then suddenly said.

what?

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