Yes, fairy tales are all lies. At least the heroic generals in history are now completely arrogant children.

    A Sheng saw Xia Hou Dun and Xia Hou Yuan the first time, the two children were competing in the courtyard of Cao's house who urinated farthest. Ah Sheng was originally on the order of his father to find the lost little guest, but he didn't want to see such a down-to-earth picture. In the winter, it's not too bad... is it cold?

    She stared at the dead branches of the small shrubs sizzling with the warm urea solution with dead fish eyes, and fell into a strange contemplation. Both children were strong, about the size of the twins, and judging by the color of their urine, there must be no shortage of protein in their diet.

    "Hey, what are you looking at?" The taller boy glared at her.

    A Sheng doesn't know what to show, you come to my house to urinate and stare at me? What she came into contact with on weekdays was either the precocious orphans or the precocious brother Ah Cao. Now, it seems that these two are the correct way to open up for the ancient five- or six-year-old children?

    The shorter little chubby dun put his hands on his hips, followed his brother and glared at her: "Are you kidding us?"

    "Yeah, are you kidding us that we are urinating close? Do you want to compare?"

    Compare? than what? Eh, wait, how do you do it?

    Shut up, it's not a word to pick up people's pants!

     

    A Sheng was in a hurry, she was about to be lifted up by two bear children. She was light in weight, and she didn't have a focus, so it was difficult to get out of trouble with one enemy and two, so she could only kick the little fat dunk with her feet.

    Little Fatty has a lot of strength, pulling her pant legs without letting go. "Don't be a coward, we don't fight with you. We pee farther than you."

    The old aunt blushed: "Go away, I don't compare."

    And the boy who was holding her behind her actually disliked her: "It's awkward, isn't it Erlang? Just do it!"

    A Sheng pulled the belt of his trousers, still thinking "Is it Erlang" in his mind, the three of them fell to the ground. The little brother Geely rushed over like a tiger going down the mountain, raised his fist and beat him. "I told you to bully my brother, and I told you to bully my brother." Cao Cao didn't say anything about his demeanor when fighting, so he picked the younger one to fight.

     

    Little Fatty's brother, let's call him Xiaojianmei, he looks good. Xiao Jianmei was originally holding Ah Sheng's arms from behind, but now she can't take care of Ah Sheng anymore, she will go to help her brother if she releases her.

    Will Ah Sheng, whose feet finally fall to the ground, let him go? how is this possible? After all, she has learned wolf-proof fighting techniques in her previous life. Although this body has never been used before, if she can't beat a little kid one-on-one, she would still kill her and return to the future to apologize to the coach. He didn't need to punch, he grabbed Xiao Jianmei's right arm and twisted it outwards, followed the trend and came behind him, and then kicked the toe of his shoe toward his knee, and he fell to the ground with an unsteady center of gravity. The severe pain from his right arm made Xiao Jianmei cry out in pain, and he wanted to struggle again with his left hand on the ground. Ah Sheng kicked the brachial plexus on his left shoulder again, completely removing the opponent's resistance.

    

    The other side, Cao Cao and Xiaopangdun, also decided the winner. Xiao Pangdun was already lying on the ground and wailing "hitting people but not faces".

    The Cao brothers V.S. Xiahou brothers, the Cao brothers won.

    "It's impossible. Erlang, the elder of my family, is the most polite." Hu's first reaction was to refuse to accept the reality, "Erlang's etiquette is praised by the Shangshu!"

    A row of four peas were kneeling neatly under the porch, their clothes were disheveled, and the chubby faces were painted, which seemed that Hu Shi’s words were extraordinarily deceiving.

    A Sheng bowed his head in a guilty conscience, and it seemed that he was not so authentic when he was fighting with a real kid at an old age. But immediately she raised her head again. According to the situation at the time, fighting was indeed the most reasonable way to communicate: first, the two sides had equal status, and she could not directly use rules and power to suppress each other as she did with orphans or servants; secondly , Bear children are unreasonable, especially the truth of women pretending to be men, then it can only be solved with fists.

    Five or six-year-old children fight, it's a normal thing.

    Cao Song also felt the same way: "It's nothing, Xiaolangjun fights, it's more common." Father subconsciously classified Ah Sheng as Xiaolangjun. His reaction made Hu Shi choked and choked, and finally he didn't speak.

    The two Xiahou uncles who came to be guests were very excited: "Did you win?"

    Xiao Jianmei and Xiao Pangdun are downcast.

    The expressions of Xiahou's uncles suddenly turned ugly: "It's a shame. A Dun, call you a jerk, you have today."

    Xiaojian looked like he was about to cry.

    "Ju Gao's eldest son is a good one. A Dun, this child, often said that there are no heroes among the children in Qiao County.

    A Song and Yourongyan, stroked their beards and laughed: "Cousin, you have won awards."

    "No." A Yuan exposed his brother, "My brother was beaten by this white-faced little man."

    Xiahou's father was startled for a moment, then instantly embarrassed, he stared at the two Xiahou Douding. "Looking at your potential, (being defeated by a girl,) Lao Tzu's face has been thrown away by you."

    A Sheng rubbed his face, blinked innocently and obediently, and continued to kneel.

    Hu was already shocked. After listening to Cao Cao's servants talk about the cause and effect, especially the paragraph "The two young gentlemen of Xiahou's family want to take off Erlang's pants", Hu's face turned blue and white, white and red, as if he had knocked over the dye vat. Brilliant.

    "Lang Jun, this must be discussed."

    "What are you talking about? Children fight each other, and when they get older they forget about it."

    "Others may forget it, but Erlang remembers it very early. How will Erlang deal with such a thing when he grows up?"

    Hu's words came to this point, and Cao Song understood the meaning of his wife. She wanted to marry Ah Sheng to one of the two young princes of the Xiahou family. "Haha, you're thinking too much. If you marry one, what about the other? Isn't it still embarrassing? And if you don't want to go out, it was decided by your father when he was there."

    Hu was puzzled, but she couldn't think of a perfect solution, so she could only hold Ah Sheng and sigh: "Why are you so miserable?"

    A Sheng pretended not to understand and waved a small fist: "Mother, if they dare to bully people again, I will beat them up."

    Cao Cao also waved his small fist: "Mother, don't worry, if they dare to bully Ah Sheng again, I will beat them."

    Hu Shi still sighed, but never mentioned silkworms to Ah Sheng again.

    Since Ah Sheng had already figured out what the stepmother was thinking, he laughed and didn't bother her more. Hu didn't have much bad intentions towards her, she just couldn't turn her mind around the line of getting married and having children.

    On the other side, Xiahou Jianmei and Xiahou Fatun were entangled with her brother. Ah Sheng's skill is not as convincing as Cao Cao's practical fists.

    "Big brother!" The two bear children greeted Cao Cao honestly, and the expression and momentum reminded Ah Sheng of the underworld of the children's version.

    "En." Cao Cao paced with his hands behind his back, nodded in satisfaction, "You all salute Ah Sheng."

    "Second brother!"

    A Sheng waved his hand quickly, she thanked this kind of arrogant little brother, and took it away quickly.

    As a playmate, she doesn't hate Xiahou Dun and Xiahou Yuan. The two of them were full of vigor, grew up in the countryside of Qiao County, and had no worries about food and clothing. They had many characteristics of children of later generations, and at the same time they were imbued with the unique concept of faith in this era. It's just that the brain doesn't work that well. It is often that Cao Cao has tricked him again and again without realizing it.

    The more they get scammed, the more they admire Cao Cao, like two shaking M.

    "If my brother really loves them, he should have some guidance." Ah Sheng said to Cao Cao, "What is it like to make fun of people?"

    Cao Cao touched his nose with a guilty conscience: "I know. It's just that A Dun and A Yuan are a little younger than us, I think they are fun..." His voice became lower and lower, and finally jumped up, "Hey! I'll take them to practice archery."

    Xiahou Dun and Xiahou Yuan both like martial arts, and they hit it off with Cao Cao. In the spring season, they either chase hares with small bows and arrows, or train hounds and foals with people.

    The Xiahou family is a rich family with a very local flavor. Their ancestor, Xia Houying, started out by driving a car for Liu Bang. In today's generation, although there is no shortage of cultural education, the gene likes to make friends by force still exists, and sometimes even brings a large group of tenants. Ash's eyes widened.

    The noble family is really different from the aristocratic family. In addition to the Cao family who tried to take the cultural and official line to move closer to the aristocratic family, there were also military factions like the Xiahou family who took the middle-level line.

    Xiahou Dun is not ashamed to say it, but is proud of it: "Although no one in my family is an official, there is a big horse farm. The third uncle is a businessman and runs around all year round, north to Liangzhou. , He has been to Yangzhou in the south, and he is the most knowledgeable."

    A Sheng asked: "Xiahou's family is deeply rooted in Qiao County, so have you ever seen this kind of stone?" She threw out a piece of coal.

    Xiahou Dun picked it up and looked at it: "Isn't this black stone? It is also called charcoal, and its taste is not as clean as firewood. Go southeast to the junction of Qiao County and Runan County, where black stone is produced. "

    Alright, it's different to have a local snake as a friend. Now the source of coal can be stabilized. A small piece of ore vein should be enough for Craftsman Ai to test. The earth blast furnace in the grove burned the first batch of refractory bricks and the first batch of pure celadon a few days ago, just when the coal consumption was extremely high.

    The author has something to say: Note [1]: During the Qin and Han Dynasties, the upper class nobles rarely wore crotch pants, and pants were generally worn by the poor, which were convenient for work, and were called poor pants. Poor trousers are very close to later trousers, but there are still subtle differences.

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