“Recruiting human trial volunteers!”

“No attribute requirements, low death, high return, no reinforcement, no self-study, super-powerful transformation, send, reincarnation, nine-star, one-knife full level! No need to be born into the death of reward points, no need to swindle the zero-sum game, Lord God Space original price 50,000 Points, guaranteed thousand points, and two hundred thousand points of reinforcement, all free, all free delivery! Pass by, don’t miss it!”

“From the most developed x-men of the world, the human transformation technology, the biological genius Dr. Chen Ang dedication.”

“Warcraft technology, trustworthy. The Lord God guarantees, buy no loss!”

On Lord God Space’s trading plaza, Hong Fan’s face stood in front of the booth, and the tweeters around him were loud and loud. On the table in front of him, there was a red cloth on the table, which read – human test Volunteer registration office. Plus the crumpled leaflets under the table, you can see: brain development, super-power transformation, clonal bloodline enhancement, qigong-guided surgery and other vague words, revealing a strong folk aura .

In addition, Hong Fan’s blood-sucking Allah is pale, his hair is messy, and he wears a pair of plastic slippers and wears the image of a white sweatshirt printed with Nine Provinces human body research institute. It is a standard configuration of Chinese folk science research. .

The entire booth was only a table by Hong Fan alone. In addition, there was no facility for technology and technology.

Hong Fan’s neck is also tied with a red rope. If anyone is interested in this red rope, you can see that there is a “I’m research institute transformation experiment successful exhibit – blood family Allah” Brand.

“Brother!” A boring reincarnation crouched in front of Hong Fan and pointed to his sign and said to him: “You have a wrong word on this brand! It is called ‘Zhuzu’, not ‘ Allah, Allah is the thing of the Truth, the blood! It is called the true ancestor, the true ancestor Cao You know not, fast, fast, change.”

“Do you want to sign up?” Hong Fan asked, bowing his head.

The man swallowed his mouth and said, “You will know that it is not reliable research, I may be on dang!”

“What are you doing here?” Hong Fan suddenly shouted: “If you don’t sign up, you will roll!… I am jealous with Lao Tzu.” “Is sick!” The man cursed and got up and walked away. Hong Fan was still a dying face, and he suddenly cheered up when he saw Chen Ang Shi Shiran coming over.

“Dr., sit down!”

When Chen Ang sat down at the table, he asked, “What? No one still signed up?”

Hong Fan sighs with a good voice: “Dr., you have to lie to the door, you should also make the facade a little decent! A wooden table covered with a red cloth is like a monk signing, is it too sloppy? Do you want to take our team? Take one or two pieces of the instruments visited in the public space to showcase our scientific research strength!”

Chen Ang said: “Nothing, anyway, I haven’t debugged it yet? I bought a piece of blood-stained crystal in the market the day before yesterday. Today, I found that this spar is a function of radioactive rays on human body. The enhancement has a special effect and is now being debugged to prepare a gamma ray modulator for gene variation induction.”

“Now, although I have exchanged a lot of instruments in the main god, I have made a lot of self-made scientific research conditions. But now I have not finished researching the bloodline that I purchased, and the experimental equipment for human transformation has not been prepared. The experimental design is still in progress. In the preparations, are you here? I am not in a hurry.”

“As for the facade?” Chen Ang said in a moment of silence: “You said that even if we put those high-tech instruments in front of them, those who are reincarnation will believe that we really want to experiment with them. ?”

“Believe!” Hong Fan said: “People who know you believe that you really want to experiment with them.”

“They will wonder if we want to control them, will we set up our backs in their bodies, will there be any experimental sequelae… The reincarnation of them! I am too clear, just like those mutants, always I guess the others with the worst vision. I smoke their blood today. They will doubt that I will slice them tomorrow. I will modify them for the human body today. I want to open my brain the next day and see if the test plan is there. Put them in the brainwashing part.”

“Innocent! I want to brainwash, can they stop?”

“In other words, in fact, you really intend to slice and brainwash?” Hong Fan did not intend to tell the truth.

Chen Ang did not care to wave his hand: “There is a lot of waste in the slice! Ask what to use the low-level means of slicing, and now the method of living extraction is changing with each passing day. I haven’t sliced ​​it for a long time!”

“There is no refutation of brainwashing in this regard!” Hong Fan surprisedly said.

Chen Ang naturally shifted the topic: “Even if we prove our strength, they will doubt it. It is better to make some jokes first, let them relax their vigilance, and take precautions and vigilance when they take their experiments. It’s not that serious. As long as we pretend to be stupid, those who think they are smart will be less prepared.”

“But now we have no volunteers at all!”

“Next, we just have to wait for an idiot that has been screened out.” Chen Ang from the channel: “Since I have seen TV sales, pyramid schemes and underground religions, I have a correct understanding of human stupidity. Even if the lower limit is pulled down to this level, a batch of idiots will be screened out. They will be curious and will understand. The more they understand us, the more they will believe this.”

“After the first modified test article is released, those who are suspicious of the Nine Provinces team will test it, and the results of the test will prove to us. This is the essence of marketing, you never have to care about the marketing process is stupid or clever. As long as the scope of marketing is large enough, I think that Nine Provinces team sent a stupid force to recruit human body volunteers, which is more topical than a Nine Provinces team recruiting volunteers. Sex.”

“When the latter spreads out of a wide range, there will be enemies of Nine Provinces, opponents, competitors wondering what we are doing, they will test, will provide reinforcement materials, and wait until the results of human trials come out – the impact will be further Expand. You see, the result is no different.”

Chen Ang said with a hand: “Well, I have to go back and study the blood crystal, and wait until the first volunteer joins the post and contact me!”

Hong Fan was dumbfounded in the same place and did not know what to say. At this time, there was a reincarnation who knew that the newcomer came to the booth at a glance, and his eyes flashed and asked: “Are you recruiting volunteers for human experiments here?”

With the instinct of the higher blood family, I can see that this is a forced probe. Hong Fan is speechless and has no choice but to ask: “Yes, are you?” The newcomer stepped forward: “I am coming to sign up.” of……”

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