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After taking this medicine, Yun Zhonghe didn't feel any reaction, as if he hadn't eaten anything.

But just a moment later, the crane in the cloud suddenly shouted suddenly.

"My body is getting bigger, my body is getting bigger."

"It's getting bigger, it's getting bigger."

He Yunzhong really felt that way, even as if he could see it.

The entire body is constantly inflated, inflated, inflated.

"Ah ... ah ... ah ..." Then I felt pain, boundless pain.

As the body swelled to the extreme, the skin began to crack and the muscles began to crack.

The skeleton of the whole body seemed to be unable to bear such a huge pressure, and it started to break.

Click, click, click

The skeleton of the whole body is broken inch by inch.

The veins of the whole body were broken every inch.

It is really too painful to describe in words.

Ah ... ah ... ah!

Yun Zhonghe's screams became more and more intense, and then suddenly came to an abrupt halt.

The body swelled to the extreme, then slammed and exploded.

Master Rosemary Valley was extremely disappointed because Ao Yu's test failed.

Although Rose Valley judged that Ao Yu was very special and completely different from others, so he had great expectations for his test drugs, but now it seems that he is the same as other testers.

All the testers before felt that their bodies were constantly expanding, swelled to the extreme.

Then the body exploded and died completely.

Of course all this is hallucination, how could the body swell? How could it explode?

This is because of the medicinal response, the most basic response is that the blood pressure is soaring, and the blood flow speed is accelerated a lot. Not only that, this medicine has stimulated the veins and nerves of the whole body like never before, making the veins and nerves extremely sharp.

This is the root of feeling the body swell.

In the end, I felt that my body was completely exploded. In fact, the blood vessels and the heart could not bear such a huge flow speed and pressure, and they exploded directly, so it felt as if the whole body was blown into pieces.

At this point of the experiment, it was basically dead.

In almost all subjects, blood vessels in the brain burst and died instantly.

Such a strong blood pressure, such a strong blood flow rate, it is not surprising that it will not die. These are the basic side effects that cannot be avoided.

Only through this terrible side effect can you feel its amazing effect.

Strong mental stimulation stimulates resuscitation, as well as strong neural stimulation.

"The experiment failed, and he died." Master Rosemary sighed. "The efforts of the past few years have been in vain again. Lift him down and dissect it. Even if he dies, I hope it will have a little effect.

But next second.

The crane in the cloud woke up, and he entered a very weird state.

First of all, he couldn't feel his body at all, and he was completely numb, just like the one he just blasted, and really blasted his body to pieces and bones, and his body was gone.

But after not feeling his body, his brain became extremely sharp and clear.

After opening his eyes, he was even more shocked.

Are n’t you reaching out and not seeing your fingers? Why is it so bright?

Immediately afterwards, Yunzhong Crane exclaimed, isn't this cave? He imagined that this place should be very primitive, and did not expect it to be a very simple style ward.

And the ceiling and walls are all white, and the ceiling is full of all kinds of text.

Not only that, he also saw the look of the Master of Rosemary in front of him, which was completely different from his imagination. He was not long-haired, but short-haired, and the robe he was wearing was very academic.

This dress is very abrupt in this world.

"You ... Did you light up?" Yun Zhonghe asked.

"No, this place is still dark." Master Rosedale Valley shivered, looking very excited.

He Zhongyun said, "Why can I see it?"

Then Yunzhong crane said: "No, no, why are you speaking so slowly? Your movements are so slow?"

The crane in the cloud has entered a very weird state. Everything in front of him looks like slow motion, as if the flow rate of time has slowed down.

Master Rosemary said, "You son Ao Yu, can you see? How can you see? How is this possible? How many fingers does my left hand have?"

Yunzhong Crane said: "Your left hand is not moving. You are raising your right hand with three fingers."

Master Rosemary said ecstatically, "It really works, it works."

The crane in the cloud has entered a very special state of mind.

Obviously it is a dark environment, he can see it, and in his perception world, the speed of time seems to slow down a lot, not only that his brain has become extremely sharp, the very chaotic memory before, already Forgotten memories can now be easily remembered.

It's not even that, but he doesn't know what's going on in many states.

Night vision, time slows down, which sounds weird.

But in fact, it is normal. This is that the brain nerves are completely activated by the drug force and enter a state of extreme excitement and sensitivity.

The reason why people can see that, in the final analysis, is the role of the nerves of the brain, and the sight they see is ultimately brain signals.

There is still time to decelerate most human bodies, but time accelerates. Many people have the experience. As long as you are drunk to a certain degree and your brain nerves are anesthetized, then time will pass by. You will be drunk for hours, But it felt like it was over in a while.

Rosemary's medicine is really great. It can speed up blood flow a lot, madly stimulating people's nerves and brains.

But it cannot be said that it is a stimulant, because it is much more amazing than stimulants.

Immediately afterwards, Yunzhong He entered a more bizarre field of vision, because the body of Master Rosemary in front of him even became transparent.

It's not transparent, but it becomes a ball of light and shadow, you can see the skeleton, you can see the blood flow and so on.

But it is also very unreal, completely like an illusion.

"Ah ... ah ..." He couldn't bear it, only felt a headache, and then roared suddenly, his brain was blank, and he knew nothing.

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When I woke up again, all the effects had subsided.

Yun Zhonghe still lay on the small bed in this ward, and still could not see his five fingers. He still felt his body, but it was sore.

Especially the entire brain really seems to be cracking.

"Master Ao Yu, thank you, thank you." Master Rosedale trembled: "Our drug has finally succeeded in human experiments for the first time, and the effect is so remarkable."

Yun Zhonghe patted his head in pain, this medicine is really weird.

It acts directly on the brain and strongly stimulates the nerves of the brain, which in turn controls the body and promotes blood and nerves throughout the body.

Not only that, it almost stimulated Yun Zhonghe to develop an unknown brain domain.

"Your medicine is too overbearing, especially the stimulation of the human brain is too strong." Yunzhong He said: "Ordinary people cannot bear it at all. It first acts on the blood and then enters the brain. It is terrible. I even suspect that After Emperor Tianyan took this drug, all the blood vessels in the brain would burst and die. "

Master Rosemary said: "The son of Ao Yu is right. In these few hours, we have made some adjustments to the prescription. Your successful realization of the human body has brought us an unprecedented breakthrough. We found it in your blood. Something that can guarantee the efficacy of the drug, but it will not cause death. The reason why this drug has such a high mortality rate is that the heart can't bear such a high-speed beating at all, and the blood vessels can't withstand such a large pressure, it just bursts Lost."

Yun Zhonghe was silent for a while, and said, "Tianyan was too emperor before, was he completely paralyzed? So he didn't allow anyone to enter? He didn't let anyone see it?"

Master Rosemary Valley was silent for a moment, and nodded, "Yes."

Yun Zhonghe said, "Why did he take risks, perform magical arts, and extend his life for himself? This looks like the unconscious monarch, but the Emperor Tianyan is not like the unconscious monarch."

Master Rosemary said: "Because he has no choice but to do so, he ... will die faster. So to some extent, his life extension is successful, but ... the quality of life is very poor. "

Then he handed Yun Zhonghe a bottle and said, "We promised you to give you two medicines. And this is the tenth-generation medicine. Within these hours, we have given it a new formula. You have made great achievements, because the important ingredients in it are obtained from your blood, and you have made great progress for us in Rosedale Valley. If you want to save the Emperor Tianyan, you must do it as soon as possible, because he may at any time Really dead, or already dead. "

Yunzhong Crane said: "Can this drug save him?"

Master Rosedary said: "I don't know, we can't guarantee it. Although this drug has already had great effects because of your participation, we still can't be sure whether it can save Tianyan the Emperor, or even him. It's dead. And ... "

Yunzhong Crane said: "And what?"

Master Rosemary said: "And I want to tell you that Emperor Tianyan is a very powerful and terrible person. Are you sure you want to save him?"

Yunzhong crane said: "Is there anyone more terrible than him?"

Master Rosemary said, "Yes."

Crane in the cloud said: "Who?"

Master Rosemary said: "Win the Empire Emperor."

Yun Zhonghe took the bottle of medicine into his arms, then got up and said, "Farewell."

Master Rosemary said, "I'll let you get out."

Then, two people carried the sedan chair and sent Yun Zhonghe out. The Master of Rosemary Valley also sent Yun Zhonghe out of the cave.

"Son Ao Yu, you may see Emperor Tianyan this time. He does not dare to look like. I hope you are not too surprised." Master Rosemary said.

What does this mean? What will Taiyan Emperor become?

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Leaving the Rosemary Valley, under the protection of Yuan Tianxie, the crane in the cloud headed towards the direction of Roulan City.

"My son, I want to say something." Yuan Tianxie said.

"I know." Yunzhong He said: "Even if we save Tianyan the Emperor, his magic is greatly reduced."

Yuan Tianxie said: "The Emperor Tianyan is like a god, because of his legend, because of the golden body that you have shaped him. Make him like a demigod, but this time he almost died, or already died, he broke. This myth. It turned him back to a dying, dying age, and he suddenly became weak. "

Yuan Tianxie is right. In the eyes of people all over the world, the Supreme Emperor has cultivated Dacheng, like a demigod.

Everyone thinks that the Emperor is so amazing, that he can live a long, long time. And once he showed a state of dying, dying, what awesome?

Not to mention Emperor Wan Yun, even the ministers would lose their awe.

One is dying, and the emperor will die at any time. What is terrible?

What demigods and myths are all nonsense.

Yuan Tianxie said: "So even if Emperor Tianyan is saved by you this time, his myth has also been shattered and is of little value."

Yunzhong Crane said: "Yes, so this time, not only will I have to rescue the emperor, but I will also perform a myth for him, and let his demigod image reach a new peak."

Yuan Tianxie said: "It's hard, even harder than climbing."

Myth destruction is easy, and now the myth of the emperor seems to have been destroyed.

He Yunzhong not only wanted to keep the myth of the Emperor, but also took his demigod legend to a higher level, which was too difficult.

Yuan Tianxie is a master who pretends to be a god, and even he cannot think of a way.

Yuan Tianxie said: "My son, even if we are talking wildly, we can't convince the ministers, nor can we convince the world. The emperor originally said that forty-nine days, but the time was up but he didn't wake up. Even if you were rescued Everyone will feel that the Emperor is too ill and seriously ill. A Emperor who is seriously ill cannot be a demigod. This cannot be explained, and the myth of the Emperor cannot be maintained at all. "

He Zhongyun said: "Rest assured, I already have a plan, but I need to prepare some very special supplies, and I need your cooperation."

Yuan Tianxie said, "I am willing to do everything."

He Zhongyun said: "At this special moment, do you have a way to enter the Qing Palace?"

Yuan Tianxie said: "Yes, because it is actually an acquaintance who accompanied Tian Yan to the Supreme Master."

"An acquaintance?" Yun Zhonghe was surprised.

Yuan Tianxie said, "Not only acquaintances, but also enemies. But rest assured that even if you are enemies, you can help each other when you have the same position."

Then, Yuan Tianxie said, "But son Ao Yu, do you really want to save Emperor Tianyan? This emperor is very terrible."

Yunzhong He avoided talking, but asked, "Yuan Tianxie, do you still have a mysterious potion for making cold fire?"

Cold fire, that is, a flame with only a few tens of degrees Celsius, is also a ghost fire, which can't burn people.

To be precise, it is not even a flame, but a chemiluminescence, but exactly the same as a flame. Its main substance is phosphine.

Yuan Tianxie said: "Yes!"

Then, Yuan Tianxie said, "It is not enough for you to use this flame to create the myth of the Emperor."

He Zhongyun said: "This ghost fire was just for me to perform, and just in case, it may not really be used. To shape the myth for the emperor, I also have a more bizarre way to counter the sky. I will show Miracles continue to shape the myth of the Emperor. "

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Yun Zhonghe did not enter the city of Roulan, but once again met with Feng Xing adults, and obtained a lot of materials from him.

Then he spent several days and nights creating various props.

Create mythical props for the emperor, guarantee to shock everyone's eyes, and guarantee another miracle.

At that time, instead of breaking, the emperor's golden body will go to another level.

In this way, the Emperor really owes the favor of Yunzhong Hetian.

He Yunzhong not only saved his life, but also saved his political life. This is the real miracle!

After a few days and nights, all the props were built, and Yunzhong Crane left the western desert and returned to Da Zhou Jingcheng.

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A few days and nights later, the crane in the clouds hurried for thousands of miles, and finally returned to the Dazhou Empire Capital again.

As soon as he entered the capital, he felt weird.

Citywide alert! The walls were densely populated by the empire's army, and armed soldiers were patrolling the streets.

The entire capital city is completely like an enemy.

Yun Zhonghe's heart trembled, shouldn't the Emperor Tai already be dead? Never!

Then he walked down the street and saw something more weird.

It is said that the entire capital of Beijing is so close to the enemy, that the situation of rain and rain should be curfewed, but it is completely absent.

On the streets of Beijing, the shops on both sides are still full of people, coming and going.

Moreover, when the army was patrolling, it did not expel idlers, etc., nor did it prohibit rumors. .

Almost everyone is talking.

"Have you heard? If the emperor is too bad, he will soon die."

"How is that possible? The Emperor is a demigod, how could he die?"

"Demigods? Actually ... Taishang Emperor is not a demigod at all, everything is Aoyu pretending to be a god, and Taishang Emperor has already fallen ill. My Dazhou Empire has only one true demigod, that is Taizu Emperor, Dafa Shengjun.

"If the Emperor is a demigod, how could he still be ill and dying?"

"Actually, you don't know. The Emperor Tai is dead, it's just a secret."

"The emperor is dead, what about Aoyu?"

"Ao Yu? He ran away long ago."

"Ao Yu ran away, Princess Xiangxiang he didn't want to, and watched Princess Xiangxiang marry someone else?"

"The emperor is too dead, and Ao Yu has no place to bury her body, of course she has to run."

The life and death of Tai Shanghuang should have been top secret, let alone ordinary people can talk about, it is an absolute taboo.

But now all the streets are talking, and even Yun Zhonghe can hear from the side, which is too abnormal.

Some people not only forbid talking about the death of the emperor, they even contributed to the situation.

Obviously, it is necessary to let everyone in the entire Dazhou Empire know that the emperor is about to die, and accept this fact quickly.

As soon as the Supreme Emperor died, Emperor Wan Yun was the Supreme Master Zhou, and no one could suppress him anymore.

Yun Zhonghe's painstaking operation of the iron triangle of power has not yet taken shape, and it is completely gone.

As he passed another street, Yun Zhonghe discovered a more absurd scene. Some silk shops and cloth shops were blatantly selling white cloth.

What does it mean? Once the Emperor Tai crashed, millions of people in the entire capital must wear Dai Xiao.

Therefore, the white cloth must be sold well, so there are some silk shops, and the cloth shop is selling the white cloth in advance.

In the eyes of countless people, the emperor is undoubtedly dead.

Most people even think that the Emperor Tai has died, it is just a secret.

Yun Zhonghe still disguised himself, changed his face, hidden in the crowd, and quickly walked towards Shangqing Palace.

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In the previous Shangqing Palace, no one was allowed in, but now the palace door is wide open.

Emperor Wan Yun, the queen, and hundreds of honorable officials were kneeling in front of the Hall of Inaction.

Everyone looked sad and sorrowful.

In particular, Emperor Wan Yun described the withering, the tears weeping, and the sorrow was more than the death of the heart.

"It must be cured. If you ca n’t cure the emperor, I will beat you alive." Emperor Wan Yun roared, and then wept again: "You ca n’t live without the emperor, you ca n’t live without the emperor."

Then the queen cried, the princesses cried, and the sons and princes cried. .

"Your Majesty, the minister really did his best. Even if you kill us all, you won't be able to save the Emperor." A few years old Physician knelt on the ground and said, "Heartbeat is gone, my breath is gone, too Emperor ... ... maybe already gone at this time. "

"Nonsense, you nonsense ..." Emperor Wan Yun sorrowful, pulled out his knife sharply, and growled: "You talk nonsense, slaughter you, kill you ..."

Then, Emperor Wan Yun really pulled out his knife and rushed towards the Taiyi to kill him.

The Prince Zhengzong of Da Zong quickly saved the emperor and said, "Your Majesty, grief, grief ..."

The emperor Wan Yun cried loudly: "The emperor is not dead. His old man has achieved spiritual success and is already a demigod. How could he die? He is not dead. You are deliberate and pretentious ..."

Suddenly, the royal relatives and nobles, the civil and military hundred officials desperately bowed their heads.

"Your Majesty mourns, Your Majesty mourns ..."

The queen trembled, "Your Majesty, Chen Ye knows that you are reluctant, Chen Ye is also reluctant. It is really as if you have lost your heart, and it is really sky-high. But ... the truth is the fact that too the emperor is also in his seventies. "

Emperor Wan Yun knelt down in disappointment, crying, "Oh heaven, you can't do this. He is willing to give away ten years of life. Just ask you not to call away the emperor, even if you want him to live another year, heaven. what."

Emperor Wan Yun wept on the ground and wept.

Everyone shouted that His Majesty the Emperor is the world's most filial piety.

All eunuchs advised the emperor to grieve, and accepted the fact that the elder emperor had died.

"Where is Aoyu? Aoyu?" Emperor Wan Yun suddenly exclaimed, "Isn't he too dreamy of the emperor? Did he find him, did he find him? Let him wake up the emperor, the emperor just fell asleep, he did not die, not dead!"

The next few doctors knelt down again and said, "Your Majesty, the Emperor has really gone, really, you are sad."

Prince Zongsu said: "Your Majesty, the little thief of Aoyu used to pretend to be a ghost and fool the world, and now he has run away without a trace."

Emperor Wan Yun also hated in his heart, and at the same time was extremely happy.

Too high, too high, you are finally going to die, or you are already dead.

From now on, I am the only Supreme of the Da Zhou Empire. Who can suppress me? Who dares to disobey my will?

Those who follow me prosper, those who oppose me die!

Unfortunately, the Aoyu thief ran away, otherwise Ling Chi would be killed and Ling Chi was executed.

A few months ago, Ao Yu forced him to confess his sins publicly, and it was a shame and shame to confess his sin for the second time.

Aoyu, a thief, will catch you even if you reach the end of the earth, and then it will be late in public.

"Your Majesty, let's mourn, let's mourn." Taiyi shouted, "It is also very important that the emperor's death should not be delayed."

Emperor Wan Yun cried: "Zhou Li hasn't returned, and Zhou Ji hasn't returned. The two beloved grandsons haven't been able to return to see the last one."

"Your Majesty, let's be mournful, let's be mournful, don't delay the funeral and funeral." The Taiyi shouted, and the master was shouting.

Emperor Wan Yun felt that his performance was almost the same, and he could die.

And once he was mourned, even if the emperor was not dead, it was considered complete and nailed directly into the coffin.

However, at this moment, most of the Heibingtai Governor Du Nangong rushed into the road and said, "Your Majesty, Ao Yu is here, and he says he can save the emperor."

When the words came out, the audience was shocked.

Aoyu? How dare you come back? Aren't you afraid of being executed by Ling Chi?

Taiyi shouted suddenly: "Nonsense, demon confusing people, the Emperor has died, how to save? Your Majesty took Ao Yu and executed it!"

Prince Zongsu said: "Your Majesty, it is this Ao Yu who pretends to be a ghost, and Hu Zuofei, this is the blessing of the Emperor, please Your Majesty bring him, thousands and thousands of swords!

The Emperor Wan Yun certainly wanted to do this, but he absolutely couldn't. Didn't you just say that you want Ao Yu to wake up the emperor? Aren't you saying that you are willing to reduce your life for ten years and extend your life for one year?

Why is Aoyu here now, but you refuse to even let him try it?

"Let him come in!" Said Emperor Wan Yun.

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A moment later, Ao Yu appeared before Emperor Wan Yun and many courtiers.

"Ao Yu, can you save the emperor?" Emperor Wan Yun asked.

"Yes." Crane in the cloud said.

The old woman doctor shouted, "Gibberish, deceit and confusion. Your Majesty will take him down and kill him!"

Prince Zongsu said: "Aoyu, you have committed all kinds of sins, which only angered heaven, and only made the emperor reduce his life. You should be stunned."

"Sir, kill this Ao Yu."

"Your Majesty, Ling Chi is Aoyu."

Emperor Wan Yun said: "Ao Yu, if you can't rescue the emperor, it is the crime of bullying the monarch, but I will make you linger."

The queen waved her hand sharply: "Come, prepare the executioner. If Aoyu can't save the emperor, he will be alive and buried for the emperor."

Suddenly, the **** Hou Qing waved a hand, and came out with two **** masters. They were slaves, but also masters of martial arts, Ling Chi ignored.

The two came to Yunzhong He's body, and at any time they could delay him.

He Zhongyun said: "Only one person can come with me, and that is the **** Hou Chen."

Suddenly, the old **** Hou Chen stepped forward and said, "Old slave is willing."

Taiyi said coldly: "It's ridiculous. Of course, our Taiho Hospital has to go with you. What if you blaspheme the Supreme Master's body?"

The old **** Hou Chen said, "Mr. Li, do you treat me as a decoration?"

Emperor Wan Yun said: "Okay, according to you. But if you can't save the emperor too much, thousands of swords can't redeem your sin."

Then, Yun Zhonghe walked into the hall of Wuwei, and the **** Hou Chen followed.

This is the first time that Yunzhong Crane entered Shangqing Palace and the first time entered Wuwei Temple.

In the past few years, not to mention others, even the **** Hou Chen couldn't enter the Hall of Inaction.

After entering the Hall of Inaction, Yun Zhonghe found that this place really looked like a place of monasticism and seemed very simple.

There is only one statue of Shang Qing Daozu, several futons, and a stone bed.

The Emperor Tai was lying on this stone bed, motionless, no breath, almost no heartbeat.

No wonder the Taiji judged that the Emperor Tai had died, and this heartbeat was almost faint.

The old **** Hou Chen said: "Ao Yu, maybe you shouldn't come back. If you can't save the emperor, you will be Ling tonight."

Almost everyone feels that it is difficult to save the Emperor, even Hou Chen, the elder **** beside the Emperor.

Because he has tried everything to find any famous doctor in the world.

"Master Xu of the Rose Valley has already come, saying that the Emperor is too helpless." Hou Chen, the elder eunuch, said: "Several mysterious people in the world have come and all say no help."

He Zhongyun said: "The emperor is not dead yet, but the heartbeat is weak to the extreme, and the vitality is weak to the extreme."

The old **** Hou Chen said: "Yes, it is not dead yet. But there is no difference between death and death. There is at most half an hour, and the last vitality will be completely cut off."

At this moment, the emperor Wan Yun, the queen, and Dazong were waiting for their ears to listen to the movement inside.

The people of Rosedale Valley, a few mysterious forces, have come here, the world's great doctors have come, saying that there is no help.

You just want to save the emperor? Really daydreaming.

I will give you a quarter of an hour. If he fails to rescue the emperor, he will drag you out immediately and Ling Chi will be executed.

A quarter of an hour, I will give you a quarter of an hour!

Yunzhong He took the magic potion developed by Rosemary Valley for several decades from his arms ~ www.NovelMTL.com ~ Accurately, it is the tenth-generation formula potion, in which Yunzhong Heju is very successful.

Yun Zhonghe is a doctor, and now he is really sure that this potion of Rosemary Valley is definitely the right medicine for Tai Shanghuang.

The imperial heartbeat is about to stop, which means that the blood has almost stopped flowing.

And this rosemary valley's magic drug is crazy to promote blood flow.

The emperor's brain had no consciousness and was almost dead. And this drug is also crazy to stimulate the nerves of the brain and stimulate the whole body.

In the face of the emperor at this time, it is really a life-saving medicine, as if tailored.

Of course, the side effects of the ninth-generation medicine are too great, which will directly kill. However, with the participation of Yunzhong He, the side effects of the tenth-generation medicine were greatly reduced.

Whether you can save the emperor is up to this point. Whether miracles can be achieved depends on this moment.

Yun Zhonghe directly stuffed this elixir into the mouth of Tai Shanghuang, then filled it with honey water to send the elixir into his stomach.

Without any response, it seemed to be completely ineffective.

After half a minute, the faint heartbeat of the Supreme Emperor stopped directly and stopped suddenly.

Yun Zhonghe's body trembled, and the old **** Hou Chen came over and sighed, "This is God's providence, don't blame Ao Yu."

Is this really Providence? Why is it invalid?

At this time, the voice of Prince Zhengsu was heard from outside, chilling: "Aoyu, half the time has passed. If you can't save the emperor, you will come out and be buried by the emperor Ling Chi."

Just then!

The Emperor Tai's heartbeat stopped suddenly, beating suddenly, and getting faster and stronger.

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