Flamingo

Chapter 001

“Before coming here, you all he. Mom is a bunch of waste firewood! Litter! Pounce on the street! It is a group of dogs that can step on a foot by an individual but dislike the smell and do not step on. , it’s just a bunch of rotten boys who can’t decay anymore!! ”

Under the scorching sun, a stout man wearing green shorts and short sleeves, with a small circle of fire bubbles in his mouth, roared towards the straight waist under the scorching sun, and a group of sweaty teenagers sprayed saliva.

“But this is your last chance for barefoot! It is your last hope that you will no longer have to endure exploitation! Come here, stay up for six months, as long as you survive, out of this door, Xiangjiang will be your world after that! ”

“Tell Lao Tzu.”

“Do you want to be one of those wretched bugs who fear and worry all day, or do you want to be a big guy who scares others and wants to lick your toes and wag your tail and beg for pity!?”

The thick man’s yellowed eyes scanned from left to right and right to left in the queue, and suddenly shouted: “Speak!” ”

“The latter

After waiting for a few seconds, a hesitant, unconfident voice sounded.

“Louder, did you not eat enough, or did you have something missing between your legs!?” The stout man immediately roared.

In the queue, there were faint laughs.

The sprayed boy’s face suddenly turned into red persimmons, his hands were held deadly, and a few seconds later, with a broken voice, he roared: “I said the latter!” ”

“good!” Looking at the boy who was panting after roaring, the stout man nodded in satisfaction, and then looked at the rest of the people, “What about you?” ”

“The latter.”

There are lessons from the past, this time the sound is not small, but obviously, these rare sounds did not satisfy the stout man.

“Louder! Don’t make me feel like I’m bringing a bunch of ladies! ”

If you can make later generations of feminists spray to death, you can basically judge that it is difficult to find an object, and at this time, this big man roared out righteously.

“The latter!!”

Looking at the stout man who looked at them with encouraging eyes, under the hot weather, a group of bloody teenagers suddenly all roared, and the faces of their immature youth were full of excitement and fanaticism.

“Well, it’s going to rush through six months with this momentum!”

“Whether it’s a dragon or a worm, whether it’s a fragrant drink or a gray egg depends on the past six months!”

“Are you confident?”

Under the sun, the sweat flowing from the stout man’s face exuded a colorful light.

“Yes!!”

Hysterical voices sounded.

The entire playground fell into a feverish atmosphere, and every teenager’s eyes contained blazing, and he looked at the stout man with excitement like looking at the guiding light.

It was in this environment that Song Zijun “sobered up”.

“I am…” Under the shade of the tree, looking at the group of teenagers on the playground who were as excited as chicken blood, Song Zijun, who found that his head was leaning against a tree, his head subconsciously left the rough bark, and said with a blank face, “Have you come to the mobilization site of any society?” ”

“Or the scene of the book tearing conference after the college entrance examination, or the college entrance examination oath conference?”

“No, don’t I finish work now and watch the Infernal Affairs movie while eating on my computer at home, where is this…”

He was at a loss here, and on the other side, the stout man in a feverish atmosphere did not ignore the fact that he “woke up”.

“Song Zijun, if the heat stroke is good, hurry up and give Lao Tzu back to the exercise!” Half a playground away, the sharp-eyed stout man tore open his voice and roared as he leaned against the edge of the playground and carried a row of Indian oak trees.

“Don’t learn from this guy! This kind of weak chicken who will faint from heat stroke even during physical training is not destined to be on the same road as you…”

The words of the uniformed man, Song Zijun could not hear it, because the moment the stout man called his name, he was thrown to the ground by the large amount of information in his head, which seemed to be stimulated by something and rolled violently.

“Sir, Song Zijun fainted again!”

Faintly, someone lost his voice and exclaimed.

“! Since the establishment of the Hong Kong Police Academy, this guy should have set the shortest fainting interval! ”

“Sir, does our school have such a record?” A curious voice sounded.

“Of course there is, didn’t Lao Tzu create it?”

Barely left a distraction outside, as these people approached, Song Zijun, who heard the conversation clearly, fainted before a series of complaints appeared in his mind:

“It turned out that it was not the triad mobilization meeting, but the physical training of the police academy…”

“In other words, this police academy is closed enough, isn’t it afraid of being hacked?”

“Oh, I forgot, this is the police academy, there is that police academy, or the only police academy…”

Song Zijun was woken up by heat.

The speed of memory acceptance was fast, and from the fact that he could faintly hear the running and trumpets outside, he knew that it would not be long before he lost consciousness.

After taking a cursory look around, according to his previous memory, he determined that this was the medical room in the school, and the next second, with an irrepressible smile on his face, a series of pig cries came out of his throat.

“Whoops…”

“Unexpectedly, I came to Hong Kong in the 80s?”

Song Zijun, who was twitching with laughter all over his body, even if he kept telling himself in his heart to be calm and calm, he still couldn’t contain the urge to laugh heartily, so he could only pinch the futon, bury his face in it, and let out a series of muffled laughter.

He laughed so happily that he couldn’t help but burst into tears and ignored the subsequent opening of the door.

“Hey, Ah Jun, what are you doing?”

“Because I successfully deceived the instructor, the heat stroke plan went smoothly without training, so I was overjoyed and sad?”

A voice sounded, and then, the quilt he used to cover his face was forcibly taken away, and then, one looked at it and felt awe-inspiring, thick eyebrows and big eyes, playing a gangster in the TV movie, and the audience would feel that the face of the undercover agent appeared in front of Song Zijun’s eyes.

“Eh…”

Although he was caught off guard, in the next moment, he tried to control his facial expressions, not wanting to show too much Song Zijun, who was different from his predecessor, and looked at the face in front of him with a little bad smile at this time, and couldn’t help but be slightly stunned.

“Chow Yun-fat!?”

For this “familiar” face, many years younger, his heart was full of surprise, and because of the shock, he was almost tempted.

“Chow Yun-fat?” The young man chanted the name suspiciously, and then opened his eyes wide, “Ah Jun, aren’t you, even my name is wrong?” ”

“No, it’s not the name, it’s even the wrong name with the surname.” The young “Zhou Yunfa” opened his eyes wide, and in the next second, he suddenly smiled and slapped Song Zijun’s shoulder fiercely.

“Good boy!” He had a flirtatious smile on his face, as if to say that you should not play, but there was a little worry in his eyes, “Ah Jun, you have nothing, right?” Is it really hot and dizzy? I, Yuan Haoyun! Don’t you remember? ”

“That Yuan Haoyun you owe me ten yuan!”

“Yuan Haoyun…”

After muttering again, because of this name, Song Zijun, who had a series of memories in his mind, remembered.

The person in front of him is indeed a good friend that “him” met in the police academy, although it is very, very similar to the Hong Kong and Taiwan star in his memory, Chow Yun when he was young – this is not like at all, it is exactly the same!

Song Zijun, who roared in his heart, determined that the guy in front of him was really not the big star who came out of Lamma Island.

Although it is not that star, the name Yuan Haoyun also sounds a little familiar….

“Monkey, you are actually more suitable for being an actor.”

Shaking his head, he didn’t remember who the other party was, and turned out Song Zijun, who had a memory of getting along with the other party before, from his mind, and said positively.

“Oh?” First raised an eyebrow at the “A Monkey” in Song Zijun’s mouth, and then Yuan Haoyun, who heard the second half of his words, pressed the desire to resist the anti-lip ridicule. Wang, with a little smug on his face, said, “I didn’t expect Ah Jun, you and the rest of the people said the same, many people said that I am not a star, it’s a pity.” ”

“Yes, Yuan Sir, you can turn the debt relationship upside down without changing your face, with this face and this psychological quality, you are a rising star in the entertainment industry!”

Song Zijun raised a middle finger and said with a sincere “admiration”.

“How can I have your Song Sir sharp, that pretending to be heat stroke and fainting, that acting skill, it’s just this.”

Yuan Haoyun, who had a black face, was not to be outdone, first he was unwilling to eat a little bit of a middle finger, and then he gestured a thumb and stained it with “admiration”.

“How about it, shall we simply apply for the training course?” Retracting his middle finger, Song Zijun got up from the edge of the table, I don’t know who put it in the fruit basket, took an apple that I don’t know if it was washed or not, and threw it to Yuan Haoyun, half-truthfully said, “Think about it?” ”

At this moment, Brother Fa’s famous work “On the Beach” and “The True Color of Heroes”, “God of Gamblers” and other big-selling movies rushed through his mind – this is completely a gold mine!

Even at this moment, he thought about how to enter the current Xiangjiang TV Station with these scripts and the face in front of him, become an entertainment tycoon, and strive to spread oriental culture

Of course, in this process, developing something with beautiful female stars is also a matter of passing – female stars are definitely in passing, and working hard to spread oriental culture is what he cares about the most.

He has already thought about how he will express his “meritorious speech” in the future life.

To save the Xiangjiang entertainment industry, he should not let it go, and vowed to be the savior of the entertainment industry of “one pillar of Optimus”!

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