"First of all you have to have a girlfriend."

"If it's a small left, small right, I can make them move so much that they leave sticky tears."

"How often do you keep tears upstairs?"

"three times a week."

"666."

Su Hao: "..."

md he actually understood.

What are these lsp thinking all day long.

next.

How can I agree with my girlfriend?

"Take out your real estate certificate, car, and 7-figure deposit, and most girls will agree."

"What if I still have 8-digit negative equity?"

"Then don't tell her not to, just get in the car before talking, hurry up, it's too late!"

What a mess, pass.

After looking for a while, I actually saw the girl asking for questions.

"My daughter, please ask, how can I get my boyfriend to agree to a marriage proposal."

Su Hao:? ? ?

Is this really a girl?

Sure enough, someone asked below.

"The original poster is really a girl? A fake, isn't it?"

"Really, I'm a girl, I'm good at it, picture.jpg"

"Fuck, it's so bearable, I want to..."

"How do I feel like a big lady in women's clothing?"

"Do you have to fight bayonet at night?"

"This is very dangerous, and most people can't stand it. Don't mind trying it. If you really want to try it, it is recommended to prepare something lubricated."

"Upstairs, I have wine, come and tell your story."

"The original poster is so cute, soft and cute, you should cry for a long time with a punch?"

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

md is a group of sand sculpture netizens.

Su Hao figured it out, sand sculpture netizens, as long as there is an internet connection, they are everywhere, no matter if you are in another world or not.

After looking for something that was not reliable for a long time, Su Hao could only open a post by himself.

Ask, how does the commander propose to the ship's mother.

It is specially marked as the commander, which saves a lot of trouble.

"Wait, will you be scolded for asking?"

What is it like, look! I'm married to my wife, Jianniang.

If anything is said, it will probably attract the envy of a group of people.

After all, Jianniang is an elf-like girl, with a beautiful figure, a good personality, and a thief. Ordinary people see only lemons in their eyes.

"Forget it, it's a big deal, just run away, anyway, they won't follow the network cable and hit me."

With that said, do you want to add a few more pictures?

Forget it, I am a low-key person.

I was thinking about it, but someone replied to it.

"The original poster is the commander? Male and female."

"I went, I know the connotation very well, and I even asked about gender."

If it is an ordinary person, it is rare for a female commander to propose marriage.

Is this guy also a commander?

"male."

"Newcomer?"

"Um... Almost, it's been three or four months."

"Ah, then you are not too young? Is it okay to get married at such a young age?"

"..."

I'm so sorry to get married so young.

"My buddy, I'm asking, don't break the subject."

"This is very important. Don't underestimate the ship's mother, or you might suffer a lot, my little brother... Cough cough~ Forget it, skip this topic, um, it’s not easy to answer the post, you still add me Your chat number, 3794xxxxx."

Su Hao hesitated, and still added this chat number.

"Huh? Female?"

Su Hao was a little surprised to discover that her gender was actually female.

But these days online men pretend to be women everywhere.

It seemed that his buddies didn't refute it just now, it must be a ladyboy.

The chat number level is not low, and I have been playing visually for at least 10 years, no wonder he is so old-fashioned.

Dididi~

"Little brother, tell me what kind of ship you are planning to propose."

"Well..."

"Haha~ Don't be shy, anyway, I don't know you on the Internet, and you don't know me either."

"It's not for this reason... Well, it's actually not just one. I'm going to propose to the three ship ladies."

Anyway, on the Internet, Su Hao is much more enlightened in this respect.

Ask for advice, the other party doesn't know who he is.

Think of it as asking a stranger.

"Ah! Brother, you really scared me."

Su Hao twitched his mouth. This guy is indeed a personal demon, speaking with a demon.

He really wanted to send a sentence: I can tell at a glance that you are not human!

"Aren't you a newcomer? Why do you want to be married?"

"No, no, there are so many ships in our port area, how could there be only three."

Su Hao expected that the other party was also the commander.

"Haha~ Brother, don't lie, you will have to swallow a thousand needles if you lie."

"..."

"From my experience, the commander for three or four months has at most four ship maidens in the port area. I have seen four of them, and they are already in good condition for the Ohuangjia family."

"Hey~ there are only 4? There are more than 40 shipwives in our port area."

"Ahhhhh~ My younger brother is not too old, and his tone is not too young."

"Just forget it if you don't believe it."

Su Hao was too lazy to talk to him.

"Is there any way? If not, I will delete your friend."

"Woo~ Brother, you are really unfeeling."

Su Hao felt a chill in his heart.

This guy, isn't it a pervert?

md, as expected, the Internet is too dangerous.

Retreat and retreat!

Just thinking about it, a message popped up again in the chat window.

"Well... if there are three people, it's best to go according to their personalities. Some ship maidens like to be plain, some like to be more romantic, and some like to be a little bit open. With different personalities, it is of course the best to give different surprises. NS."

"It's plain, you take her out to play, take a walk, and the day is plain and simple, but warm and satisfying, that's enough."

"Romantic, find a suitable weather, go to the beach in the evening and take out the flowers and rings you have prepared carefully when the sunset is the most beautiful."

"As for the publicity, it's very simple. Just announce it in front of everyone. I'm sure she will accept it."

"There are other types, which are almost the right medicine, but one word should be highlighted: sincere."

"Is it true? This is the most important thing to your navy girl, because it is not the ring or the flowers that have to make an oath with them, it is not anything, but you."

Su Hao opened his mouth, a little surprised.

This ladyboy is so eloquent!

This guy, a ladyboy, specializes in men and women. What does he want to do?

However, Su Hao had to admit that what this guy said made sense.

Basically, most situations are considered.

From this point of view, in professional terms, he is an old driver.

"You are right, sincerity is indeed the most important thing."

Su Hao paused, and finally said, "Thank you, your words are very helpful to me."

"Haha~ you just need to help the little brother."

Su Hao twitched his mouth: "What little brother, I'm already very big."

"Really? How old is it?"

"18...Huh?"

Why Su Hao feels a little bit wrong.

Sure enough, the opposite immediately replied.

"18cm? That's really big."

"..."

md, is this guy a pervert? Sure enough, it's abnormal! 100% abnormal!

If the Royal Ark is a metamorphosis of the little girl, this guy is the same level as the Royal Ark, completely another metamorphosis!

"Giggle~ I don't know why, although I haven't seen you, but I always feel that you are so cute, brother."

"..."

How should I complain?

md dead shemale?

But someone just helped you, so it's not good to scold you like that.

Taking a deep breath, Su Hao forced himself to calm down.

What kind of wind and waves have I never seen in Su? That's it? It's impossible to capsize!

"Speaking of which, brother, where are you the commander?"

"Dong Huang, are you crooked nuts?"

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