Full Time Sponger

Langxuan stringed up the cleaned fish with grass, Jinxiu Tianlong looked at his bulging sleeves, and finally couldn't help but speak when Langxuan gathered his sleeves for the fourth time.

"Daoist, what is hidden in your sleeve?"

Langxuan's footsteps didn't stop, his expression didn't change, his face was cold, and he answered him faintly:

"grain reserves."

The corners of Jinxiu Tianlong's mouth twitched, and he glanced at the big fishes he was holding, then glanced at his agitating sleeves, turned his face away and said nothing.

Su Wan was hiding in Langxuan's sleeve, and when he heard the three-word reserve grain, he was so angry that he grinned his teeth with Langxuan's arm.

Tens of thousands of people choose to have a feast on the felled hillside, mainly human soldiers, divided into hundreds of teams, buried in pots for cooking. The distressed cultivators held arrogant postures, threw their prey to the ground in groups of three or five, and avoided them far away. Several central figures sat on the upper air with a wide-open vision, discussing self-help.

The surname of the national teacher is Yu, and he is known as Jade Zhenren. He has great prestige in Fang Guo and is worshiped as a god. The Emperor Fang was dying, worried that the prince would not be able to control Jade Zhenren, fabricated evidence of treason, wanted to kill Jade Zhenren, the general protector refused to follow, conspired to save the national division, was discovered, and caused more than ten thousand men to be murdered. Let White Fang swept into the wild forest with a demon wind.

Jade Zhenren is a very strange person. If he sounds good, he is compassionate and kind, and if he sounds bad, he is pedantic. Obviously, as a monk, the emperor of the world can’t do anything to him, but he just says that he will do whatever he wants, even with a sword. Does not use magic to save himself, so that it drags down Fang Guo's more than 10,000 soldiers.

Facing other people's accusations, Yu Zhenren smiled bitterly and shook his head, saying, "If you don't want to use it, you can't use it." There seems to be an unspeakable concealment.

Jinxiu Tianlong asked with a smile: "Jade Zhenren, how did you think about the suggestion that a certain made last time?"

With a face like a crown of jade, the handsome young man shook his head with a wry smile, and answered Splendid Tianlong: "No."

Splendid Tianlong’s smile stiffened, and she continued to laugh with a fake tugging at the corners of her mouth: "What’s wrong? If you are worried about the 8,000 secular soldiers, you should be with us. Otherwise, you are alone, even if you leave the valley. It’s difficult to protect them from leaving the wild forest safely. I still have a bit of face in the realm of cultivation, and I can assure you that once I go out, Fellow Daoist Li of the Five Elements Sect will use his sleeves to bring them, and he will also build for them outside Vermilion City In a small city, they will be protected by Gui Yuanzong..."

Let Jinxiu Tianlong's words be eloquent, and the tongue is full of lotus flowers, Yu Zhenren just doesn't let go, shaking his head again and again.

Fei Xiao, who was sitting listening to the side, stood up, strode forward, and pointed at Yu Zhenren’s nose and cursed: "Who do you think you are? Such a good condition is still not satisfied. Don't think that you can't do it without you..."

"Brother! Go and see what happened to Qinghe and the others. It's fine if I have me here." Jinxiu Tianlong looked at the soldier with an angry face not far away, and immediately stopped Feixiao's cursing.

If you are outside, let alone a real Jade person, he wouldn’t even look down on ten or eight, but in this small valley, the number of fellow cultivation practitioners is already small, and some of them are sick. The subordinates became the strongest combat power.

"Huh!" Fei Xiao waved his hand and walked away with heavy steps.

Jinxiu Tianlong smiled and asked, "True Jade, do you think our method is wrong, do you already have a more feasible solution?"

Yu Zhenren still shook his head: "Take one step at a time and see one step at a time. There is no way out of the sky, there will always be ways."

When Jinxiu Tianlong heard it, he couldn't hold his smile anymore, he was so angry that he almost scolded his mother, kicking the silence is golden Langxuan.

Langxuan raised his eyelids and glanced at him lightly.

Splendid Tianlong squeezed his eyes and said silently, "You come."

"You're finished? I'll go busy after that." Langxuan lowered his eyelids, pressed the little fox wriggling in his sleeves with one hand, and stood up with the silver fish.

"Friends, wait a minute." Yu Zhenren shouted to stay, stood up, waved the dust, frowned lightly, a kind of compassionate Bodhisattva, and asked earnestly: "I heard the generals say that you have been addicted to hunting recently?"

Although Langxuan didn't look back, he still gave a face-to-face answer: "It doesn't matter whether you are addicted or not, it's all about practicing swordsmanship."

Yu Zhenren whisked on his arms, bowed slightly and said something inexplicable.

"Friends of Daoist are very angry. Only when you do not kill evil and cultivate your heart, you can overcome the catastrophe as soon as possible."

These words clearly accuse Langxuan of hunting too much and want him to restrain himself.

Langxuan frowned. His flying knife was given by Real Jade. In order to practice the sword, he killed more beasts, but he always took the same thing. The rest of the prey was given to the soldiers who patrolled the mountain. What was it that hindered Real Jade? Eyes?

Su Wan exhaled and drilled out, wanting to see what kind of ghost the real Jade looks like, but he dared to say that the brother is not his, it's boring!

Lang Xuan pressed the little fox hard and felt a pain in his arm. He knew that the little fox was upset and was grinding his claws again, but he still didn't let go. He turned around and asked coldly, "What do you mean?"

Jade Zhenren was full of compassion, and said with a deep pain: "All things have spirits, when all beings are equal, we are here to die. Killing for the sake of fruit is good, killing for killing is evil. Practice should accumulate merit, and good is meritorious. , Evil is a karma. If you don’t cultivate merits and are entangled in karma, you should put down the butcher knife, think of kindness, and return to the right way..."

What are you talking about? Isn't this guy going crazy?

Whether it was Langxuan or Jinxiu Tianlong, they all looked at Yu Zhenren with idiotic eyes. At this time, there is still a heart to complain about the birds, beasts and monsters, what is in his mind?

Su Wan, as if struck by lightning, opened her mouth stupidly, squeaking the word "monk". She was puzzled: Isn't there no Buddhism in the cultivation world? How could this sound like the words of a great monk, except that the most logical saying "put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha"!

"Thank you for your trouble." Lang Xuan hid his surprised expression, thanked him coldly, nodded, turned and left, his pace was several times faster than before.

"Wait, slow down, let me see what the Jade Master looks like, is it bald..."

Su Wan squeaked and screamed, drilling out desperately. Unfortunately, Langxuan was not afraid of pain. Her claws and teeth were on top of her arms, which made the **** ribs of her arm stick together. Langxuan's hand didn't even shake until she drilled. After a long time, Langxuan finally raised her precious hand to let her see the sky, but she was already far away from the real person Yu, let alone people, not even a shadow, she had to hug her tail backwards and lay down in her big sleeve to sleep with her. Swinging around like a cradle, humming and sulking.

Langxuan walked up the stream and found a flat place. Just about to put down the fish in his hand, he raised his hand but saw a big tree on the opposite side. He visited this place the day before yesterday, and there is no tall tree in that location.

auzw.com He frowned, left here, and found a flat place again, gathering wood, lighting a fire, and grilling fish.

Su Wan slipped to the ground and crawled forward against the ground. Looking back, she found that Lang Xuan did not look like she was going to take her back. He immediately stood up straight, raised his head and chest, his ears straight, his tail cocked, and he took a horoscope. Wandering around the fire. She stared at the grilled fish in Langxuan's hand, stomped her feet and then sharpened her claws. She couldn't look any further, and she shook her tail. She stretched out a salt bottle that was rolled up and sprinkled on the grilled fish.

Brother, you haven't roasted meat, haven't you seen others roast it? It will be difficult to bake without salt!

Langxuan looked at the fish on the fire, and then at the little fox who looked at him obliquely with contempt, his face stretched, and his lips pressed into straight lines.

Su Wan rolled her eyes, her small paws made a circular motion, reminding her.

"Turn it! Turn it over! If you don't turn it, you will be scorched and eaten raw!"

Although the squeaky fox called Langxuan could not understand, his white eyes made him see clearly. He turned his head silently, stuffed the half-baked fish skewers into Su Wan's paws, and picked up a raw one. , Got up and walked to the other side of the fire to start roasting again. Of course, he didn't forget to take away several small bottles of seasoning, including the one curled up on the fox's tail.

Su Wan hugged the branch. The weight of a few kilograms was quite heavy for the little fox. Although he had a big tail behind to keep his balance, he still swayed, looking like he was about to plant a fish with a fox into the fire.

She stared at Langxuan angrily, barked her teeth, and skewered the fish into the ground beside the fire.

There are hundreds of ways to grill fish, and this girl can grill it without her hands!

Langxuan silently grilled the whitebait, and stared at the energetic little fox from the left and right. Those tails were almost like octopus tentacles. They were so flexible that they wanted to roll one by one.

Su Wan craned her neck, sniffed the scent of the fish he was grilling, sprinkled cumin, glanced at the half-baked scorched fish in Langxuan's hands, raised her chin high, and hugged her small paws on her chest. Shaking his head and screaming: "Brother! You can only hold a knife and a sword in your hand. It's not suitable for entering the kitchen. Let's admit it. Anyway, there is a saying that is not called'The gentleman is far from the kitchen', you can barely count as a gentleman. ..."

In fact, the little fox arrogantly squeaked and screamed and looked at Coke, but Langxuan just couldn’t be happy. Not only was he unhappy, he also felt very depressed in his heart. He wanted to pull the wagging tails into knots. , See if it can stop!

"Are you proud of grilling fish?" Langxuan asked in a deep voice, grabbing Su Wan by the tail.

Su Wan slapped a carp, leaped onto his wrist and lay on his stomach, his ears flicked, and he grinned: "Compared with your craftsmanship, it is worthy of praise!"

Langxuan nodded: "In this case, you should be promoted from the food reserve to the chef."

He stuffed the scorched grilled fish into Su Wan's mouth, dropped her, and then took the golden and fragrant golden fish and ate it.

"Bah, baah! Are you grilled fish? It is obviously the bottom ash!"

Su Wan spit out the burnt fish, feeling a bitter taste in her mouth, which is better than the good medicine. The bitter mouth is even more bitter. So she quickly jumped into the stream, dipped her head into the water, and gargled her mouth vigorously until she accidentally swallowed it several times. Mouth, I still feel weird in my mouth. She climbed ashore and rushed behind Langxuan, shook her wet fur, splashed him all over, then shook her head and walked away, jumping on the tree, picking pine cones, and gnawing pine nuts.

Humph! There are so many thorns in fish, how can pine nuts be delicious!

Su Wan sniffed, the scent of grilled fish came in through the gap, and her stomach gurgled. She swallowed, turned around silently, held the pine nuts, and sobbed in her heart.

Brother, although the fish is very crispy, but you don't even spit up, how long have you been hungry! I am embarrassed to **** it with you! Fortunately, there is a pine tree here. Otherwise, I can only **** it from you for the sake of my stomach!

Huh... this pine nut tastes very positive, even better than that of a thousand-year-old tree, and it is very aura!

Su Wan held the pine cone, smashed his mouth, and narrowed his eyes when he looked at the pine tree under his feet.

Isn't this tree perfect for ten thousand years?

do not care! It's so delicious, you must find a chance to dig it and take it away!

"...Huh..." A suppressed muffled hum sounded.

Su Wan's ears turned, and she followed the sound, suddenly bursting into shock, and squeaking down.

"Brother, what are you doing?!"

Langxuan was clutching his stomach, with cold sweat on his head, his lips were blue, and his body trembled. At first glance, he knew he was poisoned.

"That's not right! I grilled the fish. It should not be poisonous!" Su Wan was so anxious that she couldn't open the Void Bracelet, and there was no antidote on her body. "Brother, hold on, I'll find medicine for you!"

"I'm fine..." Langxuan gasped, speaking very hard. He put his trembling hand on Su Wan's head, rubbed it, and said, "...little fox...my poison has nothing to do with you. Seeing you are a psychic, can you do me a favor?"

Su Wan nodded vigorously, "Brother, please tell me, do you know where there is an antidote? I'll get it for you!"

The corners of Langxuan's lips raised slightly, and a slight smile appeared. He said: "In the north...there are purple fruits on the cliffs, which can suppress the poison on my body. You can help me pick some back...Thank you Up."

"The northern cliff, purple fruit, I remember!" Su Wan turned and ran, then stopped and squeaked back.

"Brother, wait, I will be back soon!"

Langxuan watched the little fox disappear into the forest. After a while, he sat up. Although his face was still pale and his lips were still dark purple, his weak and loose eyes became firm. His eyes were like knives, frowning and watching. The pine tree on the opposite side no longer trembled.

"Don't hide, come out!"

The pine tree seemed to come alive, waving its branches and leaves, gradually turning into a human shape.

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