Funny news GoldenEye, your source of happiness

“First of all, Fei Ge asked three questions. Please pay attention to the last few words of the question!”

Right? Right? Right!

They all contain the keyword”right”, and the first two questions are questions, and the last question is an affirmation!

“The knowledge in it is great!”

This is a psychological suggestion that allows the other person to choose between right and wrong, yes and no.

For example, you ask,”The weather is nice today, right?”

Then the person being asked is very likely to follow your thinking and answer”right”.

Two times in a row, let the other person answer the question along your thinking. The third time, it is very likely to get the answer”right”!

So, Xiao When Wang answered questions, he always said”Yes.””

“Fei Ge’s third question was spoken faster in order to prevent Xiao Wang from thinking and let him answer instinctively.”

If you don’t pay attention, you will be”right”!

This is also true. Xiao Wang almost fell into the trap on the third question, but unfortunately he changed his mind in the end.

This netizen’s professional analysis made water friends applaud.

“666, it turns out that Brother Fei’s question is from a university!”

“Now that the three questions have been answered, who can tell me how Brother Fei knew it was Mrs. Zhu who gave Xiao Wang Hong underwear?”

“Yes, yes, in the year of your birth year, red underwear can ward off evil spirits, what do you mean?”

It was the same professional netizen who jumped out to explain.

“It seems that many people don’t know the tradition of animal year.”

When people arrive in their zodiac year, they are prone to Tai Sui. At this time, red is needed to ward off evil spirits. Most of the problems are solved with red underwear.

Since red underwear is more effective in warding off evil spirits, it is usually bought by others as a gift.

“Fei Ge’s reasoning is reasonable. Xiao Wang is Mrs. Zhu’s lover, so is it possible for the latter to give him red underwear in his birthday year?”

It’s big, very big!

Make bold assumptions and put them into practice, so you have the above story.

Listening to your words is better than reading ten years of books, and water friends suddenly realized it!

“Fei Ge NB! He was also the one who broke up his aunt’s last fraud. The old detective is not that professional when it comes to clichés, right? Brother Fei, it would be a pity if you don’t use your reasoning and analysis skills to solve the case!”

“Brothers, watch and learn! This is called professionalism!”

The originally unremarkable furniture rights protection case suddenly escalated to the point where my wife cheated on me, catching everyone off guard.

The data in the GoldenEye live broadcast room exploded again. Many water friends who left heard about this and came back with a bang.

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“Mr. Wang, are you really here to repair the faucet?”

Gu Fei needs to educate him well and tell him what it means to specialize in a skill.

“Of course, you killed me unjustly! Come and fix the faucet, okay?”Xiao Wang still huddled in the closet, even though Mr. Zhu had already backed away with a fruit knife.

“Well.”Gu Fei winked at his assistant Xiaoxue.

Xiaoxue understood, turned around and left the room and walked towards the kitchen.

After a while, she came back with Master Niu.

When they arrived at the scene, Master Niu looked at everyone and asked lightly:”I I’m busy. Is there something wrong?”

“Haha, I almost forgot that there is a Master Niu. He is the one Mr. Zhu invited to repair the faucet!”

“What’s going on with Master Niu? There’s a lot of quarrel here, and he’s still repairing the faucet?”

“Look, this is called professionalism, and you only focus on repairing faucets!”

Seeing a middle-aged man in ordinary clothes and holding a wrench and pliers appear, Xiao Wang in the closet frowned but said nothing.

At this time, Gu Fei spoke.

He turned to look at Master Niu and pointed at the man in the closet Asked:”Master Niu, do you think he looks like a faucet repairman?””

Xiao Wang didn’t know the identity of Master Niu, and Gu Fei’s question made him feel unhappy.

Whether I can repair the faucet or not, what does it have to do with this guy?

“Brother, who are you?”Xiao Wang looked at Master Niu with a displeased face.

“I fix faucets.”

The words turned Golden Eyes upside down, and the entire live broadcast room burst into laughter.

It was a slap in the face without any ambiguity.

“Hahaha, Master Niu’s serious look made me laugh to death!”

“There is a strong contrast between fake faucet repair and real faucet repair. I don’t need to tell you what the nature is?”

“Damn it, I’m almost laughing to death, why can Master Niu be so serious? Ha ha.”

After Master Niu came over, the camera immediately jumped back and forth between him and the man in the closet.

This was the camera language told by Gu Fei.

One is real and the other is fake. Comparing them is full of jokes.

“GoldenEye’s camera operators have made great progress, and their lenses are getting skinnier and full of soul!”

“I advise you not to watch it while having dinner with your wife. Damn, I’m going to sleep on the sofa tonight.”

Through the lens, careful water friends discovered another scene

“Hey, you see there is another person working seriously! Quanya Furniture after-sales representative, holy crap, he was checking the wardrobe and bed, haha!”

“Master Niu and the after-sales representative are both very professional.”

…………

Gu Fei didn’t expect that the plot would take a 180-degree turn. Perhaps this was the charm of hot news.

He asked Master Niu to come over, naturally to expose the lies of Xiao Wang next door.

“Master Niu, this Mr. Wang said he is here to repair the faucet. You are a professional. Do you have their repair tools over there?”

How to repair a faucet without tools?”

“No.”Master Niu’s expression remained unchanged and he shook his head slightly.

“Are there any signs of repair on the faucet?”

“No. Master

Niu looked in the direction of the kitchen and added:”Before I came here, there were no signs of maintenance on the faucet.”

After getting a satisfactory answer, Gu Fei once again asked Xiao Wang in the closet:”That’s it, Mr. Wang, what else do you want to say?””

Xiao Wang was silent.

Mrs. Zhu didn’t say anything, but hugged her son tighter.

Now, her son is her talisman.

Just as the scene fell into silence, Master Niu was the first to break the calm.

“If it’s okay, I’ll go back and fix the faucet.”

Be honest, I’m just here to repair the faucet, other things have nothing to do with me.

“Thank you, Master Niu.”

Turn around, Master Niu walked towards the kitchen

“Keep up!”Gu Fei knew what the water friends wanted to see now, and asked Xiao Wang to give the camera to Master Niu who was leaving.

Through the live broadcast, the water friends saw a conscientious worker.

Back in the kitchen, Master Niu continued to work hard. He was deaf. After hearing about the cheating, he only focused on repairing the faucet!

“looks great! Study well! This is called professionalism! Master Niu, Niu!”

“I feel that Master Niu is a person with a story. Otherwise, why would he not care about the current affairs?”

For a time, with the embarrassment of netizens, the image of a plumber and electricity repairman who was once a powerful man and was accustomed to seeing all kinds of things in the world, but now has seen through the world and wanders around the market, vividly appeared on the page.

There may be a shocking love history.

Master Niu, it is not simple.!

The camera returned to the scene. After Master Niu left, there was another brief silence.

Suddenly, a roar broke the silence!

“Still lying? ?”

Mr. Zhu, the head of the family, finally broke out at this moment.

Anyway, it’s like this, I’m going to give it all!

He endured it and endured it, and now he decided to draw a clear line with the woman who doesn’t know how to behave!

Is it useful to still pretend?

Everyone knows that you cheated. Just wait for you two to shamelessly admit it yourself.

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