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“No, you came just in time.”

Mr. Zheng waved to the fortune teller master and asked him to go over.

This master is equivalent to an ancient military advisor. He is eloquent and has the ability to stabilize the morale of the army.

“Okay, that’s it for now. The master is here and we let the master speak.”

Mr. Zheng doesn’t want to hear Xiaomei’s nonsense. He knows Xiaorong’s innocence very well.

So, can it still be false?

Although Mr. Zheng is over 40 years old, he keeps himself clean because of his past experiences.

He has severe mysophobia.

Especially for his other half. Innocence is very important.

Although he is a social evil, he is not clear about certain social evils.

A guy who is both innocent and not innocent, human nature is complex.

But how can Xiaomei let it go?

“Zheng, you idiot, you were deceived by this bitch!”

“What a first time, bullshit! Xiaomei scolded,”A thousand and one times is not enough!””

Tiger and wolf words blurted out

“Xiaomei is indeed a hero in the table! Awesome, a thousand and one times, a thousand and one nights, haha! Quite cultured”

“Women are emotional creatures and cannot be understood rationally. So never irritate a woman, because you don’t know what she will do.”

This trick will lead to death together, play it freely and easily

“you! you! You slander!”Xiao Rong blushed and argued hard.

After she joined the MLM gang, she always created a pure and ignorant persona, and then she trapped the leader, Mr. Zheng.

How could she fail because of Xiao Mei?

“hehe!”Xiaomei broke the jar and said,”I didn’t expect that you, a guy like me, would actually build a memorial arch as a cousin. After being a good man, you secretly went to the hospital to have that operation.”

“What, you specialize in tricking honest people, right?”

An honest man’s sentence made many brothers in the live broadcast room feel angry.

“Although Xiaomei is disgraceful, she dares to say that she can walk and sit upright and will never cheat an honest person!”

“Xiaomei is awesome! You are such a villain and your bestie is a hypocrite! Comparing you, you are still more reliable!”

When it comes to excitement, Xiaomei is all over the place and starts talking without restraint.

“We are not very good in this industry and we are used to being scolded. But you little bitch, do you have any shame in doing this?”

“Are we still qualified to get married like this? Wouldn’t it be nice to have some fun with those swingers? Is it fun to lie to honest people?”

Although I question your character, I support what you say!

Xiaomei, keep doing it!”

“You said, nowadays, men work very hard, and as a result, they end up with a wife who has slept with hundreds of men. How chilling!”

“Good men live with good women, and bad women like us live with bad men, isn’t it good?”

As she spoke, there were tears in Xiaomei’s eyes.

Once upon a time, she was born in a rural area and had a pure first love.

However, fate caused the two to end without any illness.

Xiaomei, who entered the big city, also suffered from certain experiences in the end. Joined a special profession.

There is no turning back in life. Since you have chosen this path, you can only bite the bullet and move forward.

Xiaomei’s monologue suddenly touched the hearts of many water friends.

Yes, what she said makes sense.

“Good men live with good women, and bad women like us live with bad men, isn’t it good?”Many water friends regard Xiaomei’s words as a classic saying.

“Good men and good women live together, bad men and bad women play together, Xiaomei’s words are driving her crazy!”

Everyone in the golden eyes is indeed a talent, and her words are too incisive.

The way Xiaomei burst into tears made Mr. Zheng suspicious.

It seems that this crazy woman is not lying.

If you don’t do a good MLM, you will start to play the plot of palace fighting, right? ?

Officer Li shook his head when he saw it, and said you are a serious MLM gang?

He has received a reply. The police were all dispatched the moment the leader appeared. Today, this MLM den will be wiped out!

Waiting for the opportunity.

Gu Fei is also waiting for the opportunity. And move.

These guys can’t run away, there’s no need for him to be anxious

“This little beauty is quite tough.”Gu Fei decided to continue watching the good show. It is rare that he, the host, does not have to host and can also enjoy the wonderful show with his water friends.

…………

Pointing at Xiao Rong, Xiao Mei continued to show off her killing weapon.

“Mr. Zheng, don’t you have any social experience at all?”

“This woman went to the hospital for preservation surgery, do you understand?”

What a fresh-keeping operation, with just one word, everyone fell down!”

“Pfft haha! Fresh surgery? Xiaomei, you are so talented, who the hell invented such a word!”

“Plastic wrap, right? Hahahaha, what a damn image! When Teacher Xiaomei withdrew from the literary world, I strongly opposed it!”

Everywhere is a source of joy. I didn’t expect the plot of dog eating dog to be so exciting and exciting.”

“Fresh surgery?”

But Mr. Zheng, who has always been mysophobic, didn’t understand. What is this operation for?

“Still do not know?”Xiao Mei was anxious, why are there such men in the world who can’t figure it out?

“You said it’s your first time, but you still don’t understand what plastic wrap is?”

“Now that medicine is advanced, what can’t be faked? It’s designed to deceive honest people like you!”

It’s so miserable for the honest man.

I woke up with a start! I was sweating all over my body!

“What!”

Mr. Zheng was furious and looked at Xiao Rong beside him, his smile disappeared.

“Is everything she said true?”

“Fake!”Xiao Rong’s legs were trembling, and she was sweating profusely,”You also believe what she said. Don’t forget that she was the one who seduced you. After the failure, she harbored a grudge and deliberately framed me!”

“Why do I know she did that?”Xiao Rong made it up casually,”Because my dad’s friend is from the police station, and this woman was caught selling meat during the anti-pornography campaign, do you understand?”

Good guy, you dare to deceive the police.

Immediately, Officer Li and others said: No! Absolutely not.

We don’t have your father’s friends in the police station!

Xiao Rong’s funny defense made friends in the water marvel.

These days, how dare you Did the police lie?

How courageous!

Hearing Xiao Rong say that his father’s friend is a policeman, Mr. Zheng was stunned.

Damn it, why didn’t you tell me earlier?

I’m a little panicked, what should I do?

As soon as Xiao Rong’s lie came out, Xiao Rong Mei immediately counterattacked

“Haha, have you ever been arrested for cracking down on pornography?”Xiao Mei sneered,”Yes, I was indeed arrested once, but she is much better than you, little girl. You have been to the police station three times!”

I’m better than you in this regard!

I explode one after another, which makes water friends feel happy ~ Wai Wai

“But in terms of keeping a low profile, I am indeed not as good as the other sister.”

Xiaomei originally didn’t want to expose the other party, but in order to send Xiaorong to hell, what else could she dare not to do?

The sister she mentioned was also in a pyramid scheme.

“Right, Xiaohan.”

When Xiaomei looked at Xiaohan, who was a very low-key MLM member, everyone’s eyes were focused on her.

What’s going on with this Xiaohan?

“Xiaohan! Xiaomei seemed to have grasped a life-saving straw,”You have to testify for me today!” This shameless guy used to be in the same bathing center as us!”

Awesome, I put a little culvert on my back again.

What a sin!”

“Xiaohan!”Xiao Rong suddenly panicked. She knew this Xiao Han, and she was indeed in the same bathing center as Xiaomei.

But they were in different groups, so they were not good friends.

They didn’t talk much.

So the bathing center was finished. After meeting in the MLM gang, we didn’t have many interactions.

We pretended not to know each other and wanted to keep it clean.

I don’t want to mention the disgraceful past.

“Are you panicking?”

Xiaomei glanced at Xiaohan proudly. This Xiaohan is not as good-looking as her, but he has a good figure and works hard. In addition, he is relatively low-key and has never been caught in the anti-pornography campaign.

“Xiaohan, we have been working together for several years, please help me prove it! This shameless guy is a meat seller, right?”

Horrified! Desperate!

Xiaohan shrank back and kept saying: I don’t know you, I don’t know what you are talking about!

“What did you say!”Xiaohan’s tone was trembling, and she hurriedly defended,”Did you admit the wrong person?”

After Xiaohan became a good boy, he spent most of his savings because of his extravagant spending, and he felt frustrated for a while.

Later, he met a food delivery man. After contacting him for a while, he thought it was okay, so he just wanted to live a good life.

Unfortunately, the delivery man’s ability to make money is really bad. Chicken, she came into contact with the pyramid scheme of”sleep on the floor today, be the boss tomorrow”.

No, I want to make a lot of money!

The fighting spirit in Xiaohan’s heart rose again. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

“separate!”

So, Xiao Han separated from her boyfriend who delivered food, left without saying goodbye, and joined a pyramid scheme.

Seeing his girlfriend in the camera lens again, the underworld delivery boy’s mind went blank.

His girlfriend was a sex worker, and the fortune teller also became a master.

“Hahaha! Ha ha ha ha!”[]

Bengbu is here. Although it is not authentic, netizens once again burst into laughter over the tragic experience of the delivery boy.

“awful! It’s too awful! My brother’s girlfriend Xiaohan who left without saying goodbye and made a lot of money, haha, she is actually in that profession!”

“Oh my gosh, the fortune teller has become a master, and my girlfriend… Now my brother has even more negative energy from the underworld. Hold on brother, no matter how dark life is, you have to live well!”

“Xiaohan has been in business for several years, and has received as many as 500 customers, if not one thousand, right? Damn it! In an instant, the cuckold is higher than the mountain!”

Report, the anti-aircraft gun was deflected and missed the enemy general!

Friendly troops were accidentally injured! Hundreds of cuckolds, brother, you have to hold on!

Xiaomei used Xiaohan to attack Xiaorong, but the result was that Mr. Zheng was not harmed. First, cause a lot of critical damage to the innocent takeaway boy.

“tired. The delivery boy was disheartened and said,”Destroy this world.””

“Brother, hold on!”

Du Bin next to me cheered, and the cameraman immediately cut half of the camera to them.

“hehe.”The delivery boy sighed, his fate was so miserable.

“Look at me!”Dubin is also a bitter man,”I fell in love with two girls online, but ended up being defrauded of money by the same scammer, and the scammer was a disgusting aunt!”

In order to appease the delivery boy, Dubin did not hesitate to hurt himself

“When I was in school, when I was chasing the school beauty, people wouldn’t even look at me. Instead, they would talk and laugh with Brother Fei.”

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“The number of girls I have chased has ranged from 100 to 50, and I have never succeeded. Do you think I have ever given up?”

Dupin’s eyes were firm.���：”Brother, women are like clothes, why should a man be without a wife?”

“If you don’t have a girlfriend, then it’s because you’re too ugly and have no money, no house, no car, and no use, right?”

The delivery boy is full of all kinds of poisons, and he can see through Doberman’s true nature at a glance.

Damn it!

Doberman grinned, I’m so kind to comfort you, you’re still hurting me, right?”

“Forget it, just love it and destroy it.”

The two bickered, causing a burst of laughter in the live broadcast room.

“I can’t stand it. GoldenEye is indeed the king of comedy shows. It’s hilarious!”

“Please forgive me for laughing unkindly. Whether it’s the delivery boy or the dog Doberman, the worse you are, the more I want to laugh?”

Hey, maybe this is the bad nature of human beings. Base your own happiness on the pain of others.

…………

At the scene, although Mr. Zheng was”simple”, he was not a fool.

Seeing Xiaohan take three steps back, he suddenly understood everything.

OK, you bitch, how dare you deceive my pure heart!

“Snapped!”

Mr. Zheng slapped Xiao Rong so hard that she couldn’t find her way around.

“asshole!”

“My dear, you were deceived, I really wasn’t!”

But Mr. Zheng will never believe it again. Looking back on holding hands with Xiao Rong, there are indeed all kinds of deliberateness and coincidence.

It’s scary to think about it.

A scheming woman

“You are just as hateful as that bitch back then!”

Mr. Zheng’s words aroused the curiosity of water friends.

The leader of the MLM organization seems to have an unbearable past.

The truth is revealed, but the scene cannot be closed for the time being.

“Ah this?”The fortune teller stood there, wondering whether he should continue the speech.

It was all about the same thing!

Isn’t it good to do MLM? There are so many fancy things.

Mr. Zheng, I don’t know how to end it. There is a specialization!

I am a professional in MLM, and I am not good at dealing with such nonsense!

“Can’t stop.”

Gu Fei must let the MLM scam continue. How this fortune teller confuses people must be exposed so that all netizens can take a warning.

This is the purpose of the Golden Eye program.

We are a serious program and promote positive energy!

Stand up!

When everyone was at a loss, Gu Fei once again came like a savior

“Boss. Gu Fei pointed at the two women who had just finished fucking and suggested,”Throw them to the wall of the room first. We can’t keep Master waiting.””

“That’s right!”

Mr. Zheng looked at the dumbfounded fortune teller beside him and felt very sorry.

Xiao Fei, you are still sensible!

The second position in our organization will be yours sooner or later!

This young generation has a lot to do.

“You two, do you want to go to the wall of the room by yourself, or do you want me to throw you in? ? Mr. Zheng said harshly,”I’ll count to three!” one! two!”

Before counting three times, Xiaomei turned around and ran. She rushed into the room and closed the door, daring not to come out.

Xiaorong did the same and rushed into another bedroom.

Of course, two sworn enemies cannot be together.

“you!

Suddenly, Mr. Zheng pointed at Xiaohan and said,”Go in and face the wall too!””

“Why!”

Xiaohan is really miserable. It is an unreasonable disaster.

His identity was just exposed by Xiaomei, and he was targeted by the leader.

“No reason!”

It’s just that Mr. Zheng is a germophobe and can’t see such a dirty woman.

The Internet burst into laughter again, all sympathizing with Xiaohan’s experience.

The delivery boy was miserable, but I didn’t expect that Xiaohan was miserable too.

You two men The girlfriend was quite a match, but why did they break up in the first place?

So, Xiaohan sadly walked to one bedroom, but when he thought that Xiaomei, the bad guy who exposed her, was inside, he hesitated.

He walked to another bedroom, But inside was the shameless Xiao Rong. She hesitated again!

There were three bedrooms in total. Is there any choice?

No matter!

Xiao Han actually rushed directly into the bedrooms of seven boys.

She would rather go to a man’s place than to be with that one. Two women in the same room

“Hurry! Hahaha, Xiaohan made me laugh so hard. Of the three bedrooms, she actually chose the boys’ one!”

“Ouch, it’s so tragic. Xiaohan is really a disaster.”

“My mother asked me why I was kneeling on the floor watching the live broadcast, because I was laughing so hard that I couldn’t stand up.”

After the three women went in and faced the wall, the fortune teller could finally give a speech.

“Hello everyone.”

The fortune teller stood at position C and waved to everyone around him.

“Hello, Master!”

At this moment, all the netizens watching the live broadcast took out melon seeds and peanuts and talked about it with great enthusiasm

“Welcome everyone to watch the brainwashing scene”

“I’m coming! The master is going to deliver an important MLM speech, ah, it’s an important speech!”

“Look good, brothers! Study well! Nonsence! It’s better not to learn from others about this kind of thing!”.