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Chapter 076

“Okay…okay.”

The driver in the driver’s seat leaned out his head, opened his mouth, and exhaled

“no problem!”

You’re not drinking, it’s safe and reliable.

Let’s just say, how can there be so many people drinking and driving nowadays?

When the traffic police was about to let him go, Gu Fei stopped him.

Just now, the driver looked wrong and glanced secretly out of the corner of his eye. behind the van

“My friend, you don’t look good? Gu Fei suggested to the driver,”Would you like to come down and take a rest?””

“no, I’m fine.”

The driver looked even more panicked, especially when he saw the live camera footage behind Gu Fei.

“There’s a ghost!”

The traffic police realized something was wrong and immediately asked the driver to get out of the car for inspection.

“The car door opens!”

Reluctantly, the driver opened the door at the back of the van.

The scene inside will be unforgettable for water friends. He saw a group of old men huddled in with their heads on top of each other and their legs on top of each other, giggling at the traffic policeman and Gu Fei.

“Damn, how many people are there in your van?”

“Haha, drunk driving was not detected, but serious overloading was found?”

There are so many people, I have never seen a traffic policeman before.

You are so cruel, I can’t even count the specific number!”

“Everyone, come down and line up!”

Then, these big men got out of the small van one by one.

“1, 2, 3… 15, 16!”

“17, 18… 27, 28!!”

Hey guys, there are 28 people crammed into a van, including the driver and the co-pilot.

A total of 30 people!”

“Your van is designed to carry 9 people, but now there are 30 people! You kid can do it!”

The traffic policeman couldn’t help but want to applaud the driver, more than three times!

“It’s incredible that so many people can fit into one van! That cheating country can’t do it, right?”

“Today, I finally know what a cart of breadmen is! Ha ha ha ha!”

Water friends are making fun jokes in the barrage.

What a good start!

GoldenEye Live just opened”620″. Although drunk driving was not found, overloading was found! With this level of overloading, once a car accident occurs, 30 lives may be lost. Damn it!

It must be severely punished!

“Let the others disperse and the driver will take them back!”

Finally, the punishment given by the traffic police is that the driver will be detained for 15 days and fined 3,000 yuan.

Go to the detention center and reflect!

The live broadcast of drunk driving is still going on, and there are no problems for several people.

Ten minutes later, the traffic police saw a car A car that drives weirdly

“Based on my years of experience, there is something wrong with this driver!”

Tan Traffic Police and Gu Fei said:”Let’s check it out!”

After the car stopped on the side of the road, a man wearing a blue and white plaid T-shirt got out of the car.

Before the traffic policeman could say anything, he started wailing.

“I didn’t break the law, comrade traffic police! I’m innocent, I didn’t drink and drive.……”

“Come on, blow first, blow, blow, blow!”

When he saw the alcohol tester, the man panicked and shook his head desperately.

Everyone could see the problem.

“This man was definitely drunk and driving! Will we finally catch our first drunk driver?”

“Haha, are you drunk? Before taking the test, I started crying like a ghost.”

At the scene, the man did not cooperate and asked the traffic police to negotiate again.

“Blow or not?”

“blow! I blow!”The man cried sadly and blew into the alcohol tester.

Whoosh, whoosh! Several times in a row. After blowing, the man cried directly.

Look at all the water friends, you are a grown man, what the hell?……

“Why are you crying?”Tan Traffic Police comforted me and said,”Just smile.”

The humorous way of law enforcement has attracted countless netizens

“Seriously, police officer, how can you make people laugh in this situation, haha”

“Oops, here it comes, it’s time to get familiar with Golden Eye again! High energy ahead, weird things are coming!”

Hearing what the traffic police said, the man trembled all over and cried louder.

“I can’t laugh, I really can’t laugh”

“How much wine did you drink?”

“A bottle of beer!”The man was crying and scolding his gangster friends,”These people are harming me, what are you talking about?”

Besides, Gu Fei also reported on this drunk driving test.

“This man can get so drunk with a bottle of beer. With this amount of alcohol, it seems that he will say goodbye to alcohol in the future.”

Double hilarious!

On one side is the man’s weird performance, on the other side is Gu Fei’s humorous and venomous remarks.

“Ha ha! How could it be called Golden Eye without a few weirdos appearing in it?”

“Here we go! Don’t worry, brothers, there will only be more and more weird things!”

After knowing that the man drank a bottle of beer, the traffic police asked the time again.

He drank it half an hour ago.

“How much can you drink on a regular basis?”

“usually!”The man suddenly raised his hand and slapped himself hard,”I don’t usually drink!”

“Do you understand? I don’t usually drink!”

A ruthless man, he even beats himself up!

But it’s too late to regret…

Holding the alcohol tester, the traffic policeman smiled at the man and said:”I’ll tell you some news right away.”

“Um!”The man nodded obediently, waiting for the final judgment.

Do you regret drinking in the first place?

Although netizens laughed so hard, they also felt sorry for the man.

Don’t drink when driving, and don’t drive when you drink!

Why don’t you understand such a simple truth?

Okay, it’s over now

“Hey, I haven’t had my driver’s license for half a year, and I will be fined. Please be careful in the future!”

“What kind of trouble is it to cry when you get off the car? Do you think you can avoid punishment if you just cry?

Then, the traffic policeman continued:”After hearing this news, you will laugh immediately.””

“Um!”The man nodded obediently again.

“Not up to standard!”

“……”

Ah this – the netizens were speechless, and what followed was even more uncontrollable laughter.

“No, this man looked like he was drunk. Could it be that the alcohol tester was broken?”

“Hahaha! Officer Tan, you are full of expectations! In the end, you told me that I didn’t meet the standard?”

“Good guy, is this all just to scare him? No drunk driving, you kid is fine!”

“Have you learned it, brothers? A bottle of beer does not meet the drink driving standards!”

“The water friend above, don’t instigate others to do bad things in the live broadcast room, please be careful!”

They were fooled. All water friends were deceived by Officer Tan’s words.

When he heard the words”did not meet the standard”, the man was confused at first, and then cried with joy!

“Wow wow wow!”

The man cried loudly and threw himself into Officer Tan’s arms!

“Uh-oh wow!”

It’s like a child who has done something wrong, seeking comfort… can it still be like this?

“Alas, alas, what are you doing?……”

Officer Tan was also stunned and stretched out his hand to push the man away.

Push away, and others rush forward.

Push it away again, and others will continue……

“this——”Gu Fei, who saw everything in his eyes, suddenly said,”Is this considered an assault on the police?”

“Pfft haha! Hahaha! Brother Fei deserves to be the king of jokes! Ouch, ouch, attacking the police! Does this count as assaulting a police officer?”

“Attacking the police, poof! It made me laugh so hard that I even vomited out my rice.”

“I’ll choke you and attack the police! Brother Fei is indeed the supreme being who suppresses Prince Duan, hahaha!”

After pushing three times in a row, the man’s mood finally stabilized.

“Woohoo!”

The man was still crying, and the traffic police also took the opportunity to educate him again.

Although you did not meet the standard for drunk driving this time, you must not drink when driving!

Never again!

Let’s go, it’s okay.

The grown man has been crying all day, can Can’t you act like a man?

It’s only been ten minutes since the show started, and it’s so explosive?

The van was seriously overloaded at the beginning, and now it’s a crying big man.

The style of painting has begun to drift again.

The number of people in the live broadcast room has skyrocketed again. Who doesn’t love watching a show? ?

…………

In the courtyard of a courtyard hotel in Kyoto City, a woman wearing a cheongsam entered one of the rooms from the outside in.

“Niu Dong!”

The cheongsam woman was a secretary. After entering the room, she immediately came to another middle-aged woman.

“What’s up?”

At this time, Director Niu was playing with his ten-year-old son

“Chairman Xiong, something happened!”

“What!”

Director Niu’s name is Niu Liying, and she is Xiong Qiangwei’s wife.

A strong woman, she is the real controller of Donghai Trading Co., Ltd.

And her father’s company is even more powerful.

Xiong Qiangwei?

It’s just with the capital of his wife and father-in-law. (See For exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

“What happened?”

Niu Liying’s face changed drastically and turned dark.

“Car accident!”The secretary gritted his teeth and said,”It’s very serious!”

“The entire Ferrari was scrapped, the front of the car was broken, and the cab was squeezed and severely deformed!”

In an instant, this urban strong woman collapsed to the ground. What does a serious car accident mean? Can she not understand? []

The cab is severely deformed. Maybe her husband’s body is not complete!

My husband didn’t call me today.

No. Because I didn’t call, but I couldn’t call.

“Qiangwei!!”Niu Liying couldn’t stop her tears from flowing down.

Although she was coveting Xiong Qiangwei’s handsomeness at first, after getting married and giving birth to her son, she accepted all her husband’s shortcomings. Her husband likes to cause trouble, doesn’t she know? It doesn’t matter, your wife is behind his back. Let me help you settle it!

As long as you still love me, nothing is a problem!

How can I just let go of the relationship that has lasted for more than ten years?

But today, I let it go because of the separation between yin and yang.

“Qiangwei!! How could you have the heart to leave us, mother and son!”

Niu Liying hugged her son and cried loudly.

This frightened the cheongsam secretary.

I, I, I, that’s not what I meant.

Is the way I conveyed the message wrong?

“Niu Dong!”The cheongsam secretary immediately explained,”That’s not what I meant. I meant that Chairman Xiong had a serious car accident.……”

“You don’t need to comfort me.

Niu Liying cried:”Let’s go!” Go to the airport immediately, I want to go back”

“Niu Dong!”The cheongsam secretary suddenly felt that he couldn’t speak. Why couldn’t Director Niu understand a word?”I mean Chairman Xiong is not dead!”

“not dead! ? Niu Liying wiped her tears, stood up and asked,”How seriously is he injured?” Are you still in good health? Say it quickly!”

“Nothing serious! No injuries at all!”

“You don’t need to comfort me anymore……”

Niu Liying collapsed on the ground again and burst into tears.

The car accident was so serious. Who would believe it if you said no one was injured at all?

Even the god of luck is not so lucky!

Just a comforting lie.

Even if Qiangwei is not dead, he would still be worse off than dead.

“Walk! Go to the airport immediately!”

Niu Liying took her son and walked out. She was afraid that her husband wouldn’t last long.

She had to go back to see him one last time.

“Qiangwei! Your life is so miserable!”

Confused, the cheongsam secretary pinched his arm to make sure he wasn’t dreaming0…

That’s weird. Is the way I said it right?

Is it that I don’t know how to speak, or that Director Niu doesn’t know how to listen?

“Niu Dong!”The cheongsam secretary took out his mobile phone, clicked on today’s popular GoldenEye car accident scene video and said,”Look, Chairman Xiong is really fine!”

So Niu Liying watched the 7-minute highlight of the GoldenEye live broadcast.

She was convinced that her husband was blessed with good fortune and nothing would happen to him.

“He was unscathed in such a serious car accident?”

“yes! The secretary nodded repeatedly,”Director Niu!” You finally understand!”

“you!”Niu Liying was furious and felt that her IQ was insulted.

If you have a video, please show it earlier!

And what about your way of speaking? Anyone who hears it will misunderstand it, right?

This secretary is the most caring to her. It is impossible to expel her, but she cannot punish her. Less.

I’m so angry!

“You girl, who taught you to talk like this? Can you please speak some human words in this world?”

“you! Go to the corner and face the wall for half an hour! Don’t move!”

“Mr. Niu, I……”

“go!”

The strong woman Niu Liying said exactly what she said, but a little secretary did not dare to refute.

Soon, the cheongsam secretary walked to the corner wearing high heels. She stood like a log, facing the corner, motionless. She was very obedient.

“snort! Niu Liying burst into laughter, hugged her son and kissed her again and again.

“Baby, your dad is okay!”

“Mom, when are we going back?”

“I’ll go back in a few days. After I go back, my mother will vent her anger on my father!”

On the Internet, Niu Liying watched all the videos of Gu Fei criticizing Xiong Qiangwei.

She knew what her husband did was wrong, but did it matter?

What mattered was that Xiong Qiangwei was her husband!

Her husband loved her, and she also loved her husband.

That’s enough.

Wife, you have to stand up for your husband.

“From Jiangnan TV, his name is Gu Fei, right?”

Niu Liying remembers it. In a few days, I want you to look good! Humph!

She is a woman who is not only strong, but also retributive.

“This show is called GoldenEye, and it’s still live broadcast on Douyin, haha!”Niu Liying hugged her son, opened Douyin Live Broadcast on her mobile phone, and quickly found the recommendation of Golden Eye Live Broadcast on the homepage.

“It’s quite popular.”

Niu Liying entered the live broadcast room and saw the ongoing live broadcast to investigate drunk driving.

“I want to see what your boy is capable of, dare to attack my man?”

At this time, a pink BMW car appeared on Chenghua Avenue. Judging from the color of the car body, the driver was probably female.

“Why is the car driving crookedly?”

Tan Traffic Police realized something was wrong and immediately led his colleagues to stop the car.

The car door slowly opened, and a strong smell of alcohol instantly came out.

“I’m going to make some wine!”

Talk about the traffic police’s complaints, which made water friends laugh.

“The female driver is awesome! Making wine right in the car, right?”

“Haha, a girl who drinks so much is not afraid of being spotted by bad guys?”

The car door was ajar, and a head with a red face poked out.

He looked drunk at first sight.……

“What’s the matter? What are you doing?”

The female driver’s coquettishness is ineffective against the Tie Tan traffic police.”

“Hello, we are checking for drunk driving. Please get out of the car and cooperate with us.”

“Drunk driving? The female driver tilted her head and smiled,”Hey, hey, hey!” drive! drive! drive! Horse, horse, run, men like men the most……”

“？？？？？？”

Situation 4.2 Something is wrong!

Did you drink it to the sky?

“pull out!”

Is it okay for a drunk female driver to get on the road?

But as soon as he fully opened the car door, Gu Fei was stunned

“Mosaic!”

Fortunately, Xiao Wang has quick eyesight and quick hands, so he didn’t let the supervisor find a reason to close the live broadcast room.

This drunk female driver was disheveled. She was wearing it, but it was difficult to describe it.……

“What a shame, it’s mosaic again! I’m bored and don’t want to read it anymore!”

The water friends are all complaining, but they take it more seriously than anyone else.”

“Xiaoxue, go and tidy it up.”

Gu Fei asked his assistant Xiaoxue to go over and help the female driver tidy up her appearance.

A minute later, the female driver was pulled out.

As soon as she got out of the BMW, she lay down directly on the ground, stretched out her hands and feet, and made a big character” mouth”. Li kept chanting:”Here comes little brother!” You are Tang Bohu and I am Sister Pomegranate. Don’t pity me just because I am a delicate flower!”

“……”

Can you still find the car’s accelerator and start on the road?

How much did you drink?

In a drunken state, the female driver’s inner wildness was completely unleashed.

What she said became more and more disgusting.

“Mouth, mouth, mouth!”

“Mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth!”

Suddenly, the screen in the GoldenEye live broadcast room went black.

A line of warning text also popped up.

“The live broadcast room was banned for being suspected of vulgar pornography! Please host to correct it immediately!”

“……”

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