Garbage Skills Become the Strongest In the Ninja World

   Chapter 284 Jade

   Uchiha Mai took off the package on the back, opened it in front of the three of them, and took out the custom-made clothes and put them in front of the three of them. They were three sets of oiran suits.

   In fact, there is no big difference in style between the oiran suit and the ordinary kimono. It's just that the colors are more gorgeous and the patterns are more garish.

   But to be honest, ordinary kimonos are not without bright colors.

  Orochimaru, Danzo, Jiraiya and other people usually wear kimonos, the color is relatively simple. The kimono that Uchiha Mai usually wears is no less colorful than the oiran suit.

   has the basis of appearance, no matter how you wear it, it will not be ugly.

   And Uchiha Mai's custom-made oiran suits for the three were specially custom-made according to the costumes in the MV for the trio of GARNiDELiA.

   The black bottom is scattered with flowers, and the skirt is slightly shorter. With a pair of forgiving shorts, it will not look too frivolous, but will look very energetic.

   "Splashy!"

  Kine Shinna picked up the clothes in front of her, opened her eyes and liked it more and more, couldn't help but exclaimed in admiration.

   "Where is Sbalasi?"

  Tsuna folded his arms around his chest, glanced at the costume in Kushina's hand, and complained, "The color is too bright.

   It looks like a male peacock that can't wait to open its tail to attract the opposite **** when it enters estrus.

   Only an ignorant kid who has just entered adolescence would like this kind of fancy clothes. "

  Tsuna had something to say, and accidentally revealed his true age.

  Young people like more ostentatious clothes to show their difference, and Tsunade is obviously past this age.

   Uchiha Mai is dressed in gorgeous clothes, that is really impossible.

   It's not eye-catching, and it doesn't show its own differences and master style. How can it be fashionable?

   "Well, Tsunade-senpai, you can't say that."

  Kinna Shinna had two eyes on her costume again, and compared it to her body, she was very happy, and opened her mouth to express her grievances for Uchiha Mai.

   "After all, we are going to perform at the Spring Festival ceremony tomorrow night, and the costumes for the performance are naturally more exaggerated and gorgeous than usual.

   In this way, we can become the focus of the audience from the very beginning and bring better performance to everyone. "

   "That's it." Uchiha Mai echoed.

  The costumes are naturally exaggerated. When the major stars in the previous life held concerts, the costumes they wore were more exaggerated than usual.

  Because it's a special occasion, it won't look weird.

   "Tsunade-senpai, where is your bedroom? I want to change into this suit immediately.

   I believe that the effect will be better if you practice wearing such beautiful clothes. "

  Kushina couldn't wait, looking eager to try.

   "Go in and turn right, it's my bedroom.

   It's a bit messy because no one cleans up, but it doesn't matter if you just change your clothes. " Tsunade pointed out a direction to Kushina.

   "I'm going to change, wait a few minutes for me!"

  Kushina winked and ran into Tsunade's bedroom with her clothes in her arms.

   "Little devil, I warn you, don't want to peek." Tsunade watched Mai Uchiha with his arms around his chest, warning the latter in a cold voice.

"Ah."

   Uchiha Mai sneered and said disdainfully: "Who do you think of me Uchiha Mai? How could you do something like peeking at me."

   "That's hard to say."

   Tsunade looked down, glanced at Mai Uchiha's waist and abdomen, and sneered: "The little devil is always full of fantasies about the opposite sex.

   You must have reacted in some way just now, do you really think I can't see it, I am Sannin. "

  I simmered? Uchiha Mai felt a little embarrassed, and thought it was a good cover up.

   However, the real warrior is to face embarrassment.

   "What if I had some kind of reaction? That only proves that I'm a healthy young man.

  The biggest difference between humans and beasts is that they know how to restrain themselves and have a set of moral standards based on society. In the entire Konoha, there is no Uchiha who is more moral than me.

   Sister Xinna, in a sense, she is my mistress, how could I have thoughts about my mistress? "

   How can I have the intention of scheming?

   "Wow Dokana!"

  Tsuna hand flicked his fingers, still not quite believing in Uchiha Mai's character, and said, "Knowing that it violates morality, but in order to experience the pleasure of that kind of immorality, I will still do some immoral things.

   Such people exist, right?

   Maybe you are such a person. "

Um? ? ?

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   "Where did you hear this weird stuff?"

   "From the novel."

   Tsunade took a book out of his pocket and held a corner to show the cover. The title of the book is "The Exile of Love", and the author is called Toad Immortal Su Daoist.

   "Isn't this a novel written by Jiraiya, and the content in this kind of book can be trusted?" Uchiha Mai complained.

  I have seen many works by Jiraiya Uchiha Mai, I have to say, this guy still has something.

   In the early works of Jiraiya, "The Legend of the Gritty Ninja" is the most classic. The style of writing is very positive. Hard work, hard work, and never giving up are the main themes of his works.

   From the work, it was about seven or eight years ago, when the Second Ninja World War just ended, and Jirai also tried to transform.

   He abandoned his old friends and began to try a more indulgent, crazy, and taboo style of writing, which is generally similar to Watanabe Junichi and Mishima Yukio in previous lives.

   After trying the transformation, Jiraiya has not only achieved a thousand miles in literary attainments, but also the sales of his works have grown explosively. The current Jiraiya can be ranked first among the writers in the entire ninja world.

   And the book "Exile of Love" was written by Jiraiya four or five years ago, and the style is already unspeakable.

   "Are you trying to slander Jiraiya's character?" asked rhetorically.

   "You don't need me to slander Jiraiya-san's character, right?

  I don't know if you have been to the hot spring hotel at the west end of the village. There is a sign at the entrance of the hotel, saying "Jiraiya and dogs are not allowed to enter".

   Even if Jiraiya-san has not returned to Konoha for almost two years, the hotel owner has not removed the sign. "

   "That's true." Tsunade nodded slightly in agreement.

  Jiraiya's character is recognized by many women in Konoha, and there is no need to slander it at all.

   "But Jiraiya-sama is a famous writer after all.

   He shouldn't make up his own works, right? "

   Miss Uchiha Longtao, who has been silent all the time, questioned, and it can be seen that she has a relatively high respect for the writer industry.

   "The writer's profession is the least trustworthy."

   Uchiha Mai continued to complain, and directly fired a map cannon: "These people, for the sake of art and sales in their minds, they make up everything.

  You can only believe half of their words at most, because art is always processed. "

   I am not targeting anyone, I am saying that all literary and art workers are untrustworthy.

   "Really?" Tsunade Jiang Xin Jiang doubt.

   "Yes." Uchiha Mai nodded confidently.

   "Besides, even if I wanted to peek, I wouldn't peek in front of you, Tsunade-san, right?

  You just stare at me like that, how can I peek? "

   Uchiha Mai spread her hands and looked innocent.

  Tsuna threw the novel in his hand aside, and sneered: "You think I don't know your ability to write round eyes?

   Variation of Sharinyan, the whole ninja world has gone crazy. "

   "Then if you're going to say that, the entire Hyuga clan is an inferior."

   The two of you said each other, and a few minutes passed quickly, and there was a rustling footstep in the room.

   "Senior Tsunade, Sister Masami, take a look at how beautiful I am?" Kushina, who had changed her clothes, ran out of Tsunade's bedroom.

  Yami, is Uchiha Yami, Miss Long Tao finally has her own name.

"Da da…"

  Kushina was wearing an oiran suit and shorts. She stepped on her sandals and turned a few times in front of the three of them. The sandals landed on the ground and made a crisp sound.

   "Special no."

   Uchiha Mai gave a thumbs up and gave a positive answer: "Sister Kushina, you should be more confident, that sentence Am I beautiful, you should say it in a declarative tone.

  I believe that if Minato-sensei was there, he would immediately kneel down and propose to you. "

"Ha ha."

   Hearing the words Watergate and Proposal, Jiu Xin Nai suddenly became elated, and turned around twice in joy.

  Because the sleeves are relatively wide, after Kushina turns it, it looks like a black butterfly dancing, which is even more beautiful and moving.

   Even if Tsunade has a prejudice against Uchiha Mai's taste from the beginning, he has to admit that this costume is indeed more suitable for dance performances.

   "Hmph, your kid's aesthetic still has something to do with it."

   Tsunade looked at Uchiha Mai and snorted coldly, pulling Miss Long Tao and saying, "If that's the case, then I'll go change clothes with Yami."

   As soon as the two of them took a step, they were stopped by Uchiha Mai.

   "Bridge Bean Sacks."

   Tsunade turned his head and asked, "Is something wrong?"

   Uchiha Mai chuckled and said, "Sister Tsunade, this time you don't seem to have warned me not to peek."

   Tsunade twitched the corner of his mouth, clenched his fists, took off his sandals immediately, and smashed the little devil with a strange force.

"Snapped."

   As one of Konoha's fastest and most nimble ninjas, Uchiha Mai naturally won't be hit by a sandal. Just a moment to dodge, and then raised his hand to catch the sandals.

   "Hey, I can't fight."

   Uchiha Mai held the sandals and swept across her nose in a fascination. After taking a deep breath, her expression suddenly froze, her body twitched and she struggled.

   As if these were not sandals that had just been taken off the feet of the beauty, but some kind of biological weapon.

  Kushina and Miss Ryutao looked at Tsunade at the same time, no way, Master Tsunade has been dancing in that shoe just now.

  If the power of that shoe is so great, why can't we smell it, is it because we didn't get close to smell it.

   "Bagaya Road!"

   Tsunade's eyebrows trembled in anger, and with a roar, he took off the other shoe and threw it out.

"Snapped."

   The second shoe was naturally caught by Uchiha Mai, the latter's trembling stopped for a moment, and his expression no longer twitched.

   "I was joking." Uchiha Mai smiled and handed a pair of sandals to Tsunade.

"Humph."

   Tsunade didn't pick up her shoes, and took Miss Long Tao into the bedroom barefoot. A few minutes later, the two people who had changed their clothes came out again.

   Tsunade put his hands on his hips and asked with a cold face, "How?"

   Uchiha Mai rested her cheeks with one hand, turned her eyes around the three of them, and finally stopped at Tsunade, looking up and down.

The    aggressive gaze made Tsunade feel a sense of heat in his heart, as if the gaze had a tactile feel.

  Beauty looks good in whatever clothes she wears, and a handsome guy who picks his booger is also a handsome guy.

   Tsunade is naturally an unquestionable beauty, with three-dimensional features, a bit of heroism in her soft beauty, and a perfect body that can kill 99.999% of women.

   Maybe it's because of the better figure. The oiran suits with similar styles are worn on Tsunade, so there is no sense of tolerance when the other two wear them.

   The position below the collarbone and above the waist and abdomen can clearly see a sense of tightness, and some of the white people who are about to appear, extrude a bottomless gully at the neckline.

  Because the width of the girdle is close to twenty centimeters, and Tsunade's bust and hips are too perfect, the already slender waist is set off more softly.

   Under the girdle is a pair of black loose shorts, there is nothing to say about this, just two words: fat, beautiful.

   Good fertility, good fertility.

   Under the shorts, there are a pair of long and straight long legs. Unlike many chopstick legs, Tsunade's thighs are round and plump.

   But because the legs are long and straight, they will not give people a feeling of elephant legs, but will look healthier. The chopstick legs are also Tu Yile, and this is the leg shape that is really suitable for actual combat.

   Beneath the plump thighs are the calf and feet like suet jade.

   The warm and fair calf muscles are tight, but there are no obvious muscle lines, which will not give people a very rough feeling.

  A pair of beautiful white feet stepped on the ground, the arch of the foot was quite beautiful, and the ten toes were neat and orderly. It can be seen that the nails are a little longer, and they have not been trimmed for a long time, but they are still very rounded.

  The absence of any calluses on the heels of the toes is especially outrageous, which is why the feet are more natural.

   To evaluate whether a beauty is a real peerless beauty, you can actually tell by looking at her feet. In fairy tales, the real princess sleeps on a bed with ten layers of mattresses, and she can't sleep because of a pea under the mattress.

  The same is true of beautiful women. Women who have a bad family background and are busy with life all day long will never know and have no chance to maintain their feet.

   "I remember, Hokage-sama once said that good young people are the jade of the village, right?"

   Uchiha Mai stared at Tsunade's legs and feet, and suddenly said.

   "What's the matter?" Tsunade was suspicious, I asked you guys if they looked good or not, why did you suddenly say this.

   "I don't know which young man in the village can be called jade.

   But I think that even if there are such young people, they will be eclipsed before these legs and feet, and voluntarily give up the title of 【Jade】.

   This is genuine jade, the kind that can reach at least fifteen cities. "

   (end of this chapter)