Genshin Impact 2: Wan Ye blocks Wu Xiang's sword at the beginning

At this time, when Yanfei's "Judgment Everywhere" was played.

The traveler was directly arrested on the spot by the Millelith Army and sentenced to a wifeless prison sentence.

However, at the same time, the Erchuang live broadcast room once again released a new Erchuang.

"Ding! The video is over, and the next second-creation video will be played soon-"Wen a bowl of coconut milk, another song can't hurt"

[Traveler]: "Wen a bowl of coconut milk and another song can't hurt? Is this second creation another song?"

[Paimon]: "Coconut milk, then this song probably doesn't mean that Ganyu is Qiqi..."

[Ganyu]: "Guan... What's the matter with me?"

[Seventy-seven]: "The milk of the coconut sheep... Delicious!"

[Ganyu]: "I said that I am not a coconut sheep!"

[Atractylodes]: "Ahem... Qiqi, coconut milk is not coconut sheep's milk, it is actually coconut water..."

[Qiqi]: "Eh, isn't it the milk of a coconut sheep?"

[Ganyu]: "Of course not! Coconut sheep don't have milk at all... No, there's no coconut sheep at all! I'm a unicorn!"

......

The video starts playing.

At this moment, the BGM of "Can't Hurt" sounded at the beginning of the video.

[Your backpack, there are so many equipment~]

[As far as the eye can see, it is all flat thunder crossing the fire~]

[It's not easy, drop a usable ~]

[At first glance, it was a defense given to Albedo~]

(Albedo: Are you polite?)

[The maid next to her has a little depressed expression~]

[Sure enough, if you have a new love, you forget me~]

[I'm so sad, I ask you why~]

[If you love me, then smoke the wolf's powder~]

[I'm pumping and pumping, and there is no sweet rain~]

[648 down, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven~]

[I krypton krypton krypton krypton krypton k

[Can't pump ~ really can't pump ~]

[I calculated and calculated, and it was not enough to guarantee the bottom ~ "Five-nine-zero"]

[The coconut sheep was there~smoked a bunch of lighters~]

(Amber: Are you polite?)

[I krypton krypton krypton krypton krypton to uninstall the game~]

[There are so many characters in my lineup~]

[Why bother with pumping this one~]

[It's just an ice Amber~]

(Ganyu: Are you polite?)

[Even if you can't draw it, you still live~]

[There are a lot of talents in the open group~]

[I saw that all the friends in the group drew a few~]

[I'm so sad why is this~]

[Could it be that I took a draw from the resident pool~]

[Can't scrape ~ really can't scrape ~]

[I'm scratching and scraping and scraping is immune~]

[The ultimate move is released ~ My offal is there~]

[I'm immunized, immune, immune, immune, autistic~]

(Keqing: Are you polite?)

[Can't dig ~ really can't dig ~]

[I dig and dig and dig and dig and can't rest~]

[Look at that Wendy~ Fishing and singing every day~]

(Venti: Are you polite?)

[I'm but I'm the rock god Zhongli~]

[I can't afford to blow it up~ I really can't afford to blow it up~]

[I fried and fried and fried and fried and didn't get fish~]

[The bomb was dropped ~ ran into the arms of the head of the qin regiment ~]

[I don't want it, don't don't don't be confined ~]

[I can't afford to eat~ I really can't afford to eat~]

[I gnaw and gnaw and gnaw and gnaw and have no appetite~]

[Paimon, I'm sorry, I don't really want to eat you~]

[I'm just just just using it for emergencies~]

[I can't afford to hurt~]

......

Paimon: "What the hell ??? me?

[Amber]: "Didn't you say that this song is singing Qiqi... Why can I lie down with a gun!?_"

[Keqing]: "God TM is cutting off all the offal again? This stalk can't get along with me, right? It's outrageous!"

[Wendy]: "Clams, fish and sing every day? Is this me? Why did I touch fish and sing again??"

[Kaeya]: "Well, that's not wrong at all, the wind god is indeed fishing and singing all day long. "

[Wendy]: "..."

[Traveler]: "Good fellow, this can't hurt me really thunder... As soon as I heard the word krypton, I remembered the sad past... Good guy, I really can't afford to hurt it!"

......

"Ding! The video is finished, and the next second-creation video is about to be played-"Three Gods Fight the Landlord"

[Traveler]: "Good fellow, another three-god second creation?"

[Paimon]: "The three gods fight the landlords? are they really fake? Do they have the money to fight the landlords?"

[Amber]: "Yes, these three gods, who usually can't even make up a Mora, can still fight the landlord?

[Kaeya]: "Hahahaha... Amber, you're too bad, but it's not rough, the three gods are indeed so poor that they can't even get the money to fight the landlord. "

[Wendy]: "Nonsense, I usually make money selling songs at Grandpa Lu's Tavern, okay!

[Zhongli]: "Mora... Well, for me, there is really no need to carry it with me, it is necessary to find the North Country Bank and the Afterlife Hall for reimbursement. "

[Walnut]: "?????"

[Tartaglia]: "I'm really a wallet, right..."

[Shadow]: "Mora? It seems that this kind of thing has been used as currency before... However, this body has been in the pure land of one heart for hundreds of years, and there is no need to use this currency anymore. "

[Collei]: "... Sure enough, the three gods are poor one by one, shouldn't the little grass god join the camp of the poor gods in the future?"

Tighnari: "Lord Grass God... She doesn't look like she's very rich, ahem... Won't the four gods be able to make up a Mora?"

[Nahida]: "Mora? I've been locked up in the Pure Shan Palace for hundreds of years, of course there can't be anything like that..."

Tighnari: "..."

[Collei]: "..."

[Dina Zedai]: "..."

[Nilou]: "..."

......

At this point, the video starts playing.

I saw that in the picture, Wendy, the wind god, Zhongli, the rock god, and the thunder god Shadow gathered together.

However, at this moment, in the room where the three gods were, there was a smell of gunpowder smoke in the air.

Balzebu, the god of thunder: "I didn't expect that we would fight here in this way. "

Morax, God of Rock: "In terms of general reason, this is not my intention, and you and I both know that if we use all our strength, Teyvat will be destroyed." "

Barbatos, the god of the wind: "But death is life, and today we must decide to come up with a higher one." "

......

Paimon: "Uh... Why do you feel that the atmosphere is so solemn? The coercion of the three gods together is too terrifying... Is this the rhythm of the fight?"

[Traveler]: "Didn't you say that you were going to fight the landlord? Why did you feel like you were going to fight? These three guys were fighting... Is that going upside down?"

[Kaeya]: "It's okay, I think if these three gods fight, the first one to fall will be Barbatos, the god of wind, right?"

Jean: "Although I don't want to say that... But the current Lord Fengshen can't even beat the Lady of the Fatui, so how can he fight with the other two gods..."

[Wendy]: "Am I that bad... (sweating)"

Klee: "It's okay! Klee believes in Aeolus!"

[Venti]: "Really, Klee?" (ecstatic)

[Klee]: "Well, Klee believes that Lord Anemo will be beaten badly!" 012303214 Lu 152352340

[Wendy]: "..."

[Ningguang]: "By the way, how could the Emperor get into a fight with the god of wind in Mondstadt and the god of Inazuma and the god of thunder, and what is the deal with this strange atmosphere?"

[Ganyu]: "But with the strength of the Emperor, even if the three gods really fight, the Emperor will not be defeated, right?"

[Kujou Sara]: "Hmph, even if there is a real fight, the general may not be the opponent of the Emperor of the Rock King. "

[Paimon]: "Hey, no, why did you suddenly quarrel?

[Traveler]: "Ahem... I don't think there's going to be a fight, right?"

......

At this time, just when everyone was nervous and thought that the three gods in the video were going to fight.

At this time, the three gods said in unison: "Call the landlord!"

At this time, Paimon was seen skillfully shuffling the playing cards, and then sent them to the three gods.

However, the next moment, I saw the three gods say in unison again: "Grab the landlord!"

Just when the three gods directly grabbed the landlord's card.

But he saw the wind god Barbatos directly exert his divine power and blow all three landlord cards to his side.

Balzebu, the god of thunder: "What?"

Barbatos, the god of the wind: "Hey, hey... Huh?"

However, before Wendy could be proud, he saw the Rock King Emperor on the side holding his hands in front of his chest, and his eyes were sharp looking at the three landlord cards that were about to fly to Barbatos's hands.

Immediately afterwards, a rock slam pushed all three landlord cards into the sky.

Barbatos, the god of the wind: "Tsk..."

Just when the three landlord cards were all lifted to the sky by the Rock King Emperor, the thunder god Balzebu on the side took out a milky knife and directly made a move [Thoughtless Severe], and pocketed all the three landlord cards.

Balzebu, the god of thunder: "The landlord's card is mine!" (*)"

Barbatos, the god of the wind: "It's too despicable to grab the landlord's card with your ability!"

......

[Paimon]: "Good guy, isn't he just fighting a landlord, it's like a fight... Scared the hell out of me. "

[Traveler]: "At first, I really thought that the three gods were going to fight... Is it just a landlord?"

[Qin]: "But the problem is that this is just a landlord, how can the three gods use all their divine powers?"

[Diluc]: "Use the power of the gods to rob the landlord... It's too extravagant, isn't it?"

[Yanfei]: "This may be the most fierce landlord fight I've ever seen in my life..."

[Ganyu]: "I feel like they are not going to fight the landlord, but to fight." "

[Kaiya]: "It's clear that it's the divine power used by the wind god first, but it's too embarrassing to say that other gods use their abilities to grab the landlord's card?"

[Wendy]: "..."

[Kujou Sara]: "Hmph, is it true that the general grabbed the landlord in the end? sure enough, even if he fights the landlord, the general will not lose to other gods....."

Collei: "Good fellow... Is this the scene of the three gods fighting the landlords? How do you feel more terrible than the Demon God War?"

[Arataki Itto]: "That's it, if you fight, you fight, what do you say about fighting the landlord..."

[Kuki Shinobu]: "The boss's speech is still as heart-piercing as ever..."

......

At this time, I heard that Barbatos, the god of wind, tried to use his divine power to grab the landlord's card, and found that he had not robbed Thor, so he said that Thor's despicable.

I saw that the Raiden General directly took out the milk fragrance and put it on Wendy's neck: "Did you say anything?"

Venti: "No!

At this point, when the three gods each picked up the cards Paimon had given them, the three gods all had smug smiles on their faces.

Mikami: "Perfect hand~"

Venti: "Hmm... Lao Zhong and I are both peasants, and what we have to fight against is the shadow of the landlord. "

Zhongli: "Then, let the little girl of the Raiden family see the tricks we learned from the Travelers!"

Zhongli/Wendy: "Hey, hey, hey, hey..."

At this time, when I saw that Zhongli and Wendy both had a sinister smile on their faces at the same time.

At this moment, everyone in the live broadcast room was all confused.

Paimon: "What tips did you learn from the Traveler?"

[Traveler]: "Uh... Well... (Zhizhiwu)"

[Amber]: "Could it be... How to cheat by playing cards, right?"

[Kaeya]: "Clams, travelers cheat when they play cards, you old 6, so you cheated when you played cards with me and won my 500 Mora?"

[Ningguang]: "... Traveler, you not only seduced the girl of Mondstadt Liyue, but also played cards, and you are really a prisoner, Traveler!"

[Keqing]: "Close the door!"

[Yanfei]: "Do you know that you broke the law!?"

[Keqing]: "It's really a torture, traveler, you can just change your name to a prisoner in the future." "

[Traveler]: "..."

[Kamisato Ayaka]: "Even playing cards and cheating... I didn't expect the executioner to be such a person..."

[Kujou Sara]: "Qi, the most despised is this kind of cheating guy." "

[Collei]: "I will never dare to play cards with the executioners again!"

[Cyno]: "Very good, the executioner will be on my list of seven holy summonings in the future, if I find out that the executioner is cheating, I will arrest him and return him to the Akademya!"

[Traveler]: "I don't dare anymore!"

......

At this time, just after Zhongli and Wendy exchanged glances.

I saw that the problem suddenly pointed out the window and said to Raiden Shogun: "Eh! Look at a bunch of three-colored dumplings hanging on the tree!"

Raiden Shogun: "Huh?"

After seeing Raiden General turn around, Wendy hurriedly ran to Zhongli's side: "Hurry up, hurry up!"

When Raiden Shogun found that there was no three-color ball outside the window, he just turned around, only to find that Wendy's 3.4 had changed cards with Zhongli and sat back in his position.

Venti: "Ahem... (Weak cough)"

At this time, Zhongli pointed out the window again and said to Raiden General, "Hey, Traveler, why don't you wear clothes!?"

Raiden Shogun: "Huh?"

Zhongli: "Hurry up, hurry up!"

Raiden Shogun found that there was still nothing outside the window.

So he turned his head back.

Zhongli: "Ahem... (Weak cough)"

At this time, when I saw that Wendy and Zhongli had deceived Raiden Shogun in such a clumsy way.

Everyone in the entire live broadcast room was speechless.

[Amber]: "Hahahaha... Good fellow, is this the so-called trick learned from the traveler?

Kaeya: "I was able to be tricked by a traveler using this trick... It's really shameless!"

[Yanfei]: "Anyway, why can Sancai Tuanzi fool Raiden Shogun? This is too child's play!"

[Yae Miko]: "Oh, there is no way, who told the general that his favorite food is these three-colored dumplings?"

[Kamisato Ayaka]: "But... But why did Emperor Iwawang say that a traveler could trick Raiden Shogun into turning back without clothes?"

Yae Miko: "What do you say?"

[Kamisato Ayaka]: "This... This...... Could it be... (blushes suddenly)"

[Kujou Sara]: "How is it possible, the Shogun is definitely not that kind of vulgar person. "

[Assaki Itto]: "Hahahaha... Raiden Shogun was deceived by such a simple trick, who would turn back for the sake of mere groups and unclothed travelers?"

Xiao: "I will." "

[Kamisato Ayaka]: "I will." "

[Shenhe]: "I will." "

[Arataki Itto]: "..."

......

(To be continued).