Genshin Impact 2: Wan Ye blocks Wu Xiang's sword at the beginning

Narrator: "Let's look at it again, football is falling like a whale turning over. "

"It's worthy of being the strongest in the speed running abyss... Man? "

"Huh?"

At this time, just as the commentator was going to blow about the performance of the son just now.

I saw Tartaglia on the court, but at this moment he hugged his right foot with a painful face.

This scene immediately stunned the commentary.

Narrator: "Look, this man hugged his right foot, it seems familiar." "

"Last year, Childe was also transferred from striker to goalkeeper because of a comminuted fracture of King Kong's leg."

"I fell to the last place in the executive goal list!"

"If nothing else, our game may be over temporarily, hey I can finally get off work and play Genshin Impact..."

Paimon: "Huh!! Is this coming to an end? It's too sudden, isn't it? Σ(Д)"

[Traveler]: "It's only been less than five minutes since the show, and it's about to end?" Sure enough, Childe, this guy is still handsome, but he can't do it for three seconds..."

[Da "Zero One Zero" Daria]: "(⊙?⊙) Clams!? I've just scored a goal and I'm going to be off? Really? "

[Ningguang]: "The executive officer of Northland Bank is really unreliable." "

[Zhongli]: "In terms of universal reason, it is true..."

[Tartaglia]: "Even Mr. Zhongli said that? Woo woo _"

......

Diluc: "Why don't we fight another day?" "

Ningguang: "No, we still have a backup goalkeeper... One bucket! "

At this moment, a ghost man with exaggerated demeanor walked out of the court.

Arataki Itto: "Haha! It's time for me to perform! "

[Paimon]: "One... One bucket!? (OO； )"

[Traveler]: "This guy?" ╭(A）"

[Kuki Shinobu]: "Just kidding... （--！！！ ）"

[Arataki Itto]: "Hahahaha, I'll just say how can this ball game not have Uncle Ben, it turns out that Uncle Ben is the finale, and sure enough, Uncle Ben is the most important role in the whole ball game!! "

[Kuki Shinobu]: "Boss, you are a substitute player, so you are not the most important role..."

[Arataki Itto]: "Hey, Ninja, can't you just let me pretend?" "

[Sarnath Heizou]: "I didn't expect Ningguang to use a bucket as a backup goalkeeper... It feels like it's hanging. "

[Arataki Itto]: "??? "

......

Narrator: "Eh, wait a minute, the substitute goalkeeper of the Jade Pavilion walked out of the exit. "

Kuki Shinobu: "Boss? "

I saw Ito, who was wearing the No. 0 jersey, walked up to Tartaglia who was lying on a stretcher and said, "Your will, let me inherit it." "

Even if he was injured, he still had to wear sunglasses and pretend to be handsome, and responded: "Don't be late next time (▽)"

Narrator: "It's him, he's him!" The legendary goalkeeper, the first fighter in the world of Arataki! "

"It is rumored that his shirt number represents the number of times he has been scored, and he hasn't been scored since the moment he played!"

"It seems that the strongest person in the Jade Pavilion is already in the array!"

With a whistle, the game continued.

I saw that this time it was the sisters Jean and Barbara who kicked off.

With the sound of "Showdown", a ball full of special effects went straight to the goal of Yidou.

Arataki Itto: "Look at me! The king of the bull wags his tail! "

I saw that Arataki jumped into the air and accurately clamped the ball shot by the two of them at his feet.

At this time, just as Arataki Ichito threw the ball out with a proud face, Fischl on the side actually shot the ball thrown by Ichito directly into the gate, and at the same time, the commentator's voice stopped abruptly.

Narrator: "The princess suddenly kicked the ball in!" What's going on? "

Arataki Ichito (with a confused face): "??? "

Sarnath Heizou (looking at Kuki Shinobu): "Is this your boss?" "

Kuki Shinobu (holding his forehead): "Alas (--。 ）......"

Paimon: "Wow! Itto is so stupid! Not even Fischl could be seen next to himself! "

[Traveler]: "Ichito is still the same Ito, nothing has changed!" ()"

[Kaeya]: "This is the most outrageous way I've ever seen a ball conceded, and this Ichito brother can be regarded as a strange flower." "

[Kuki Shinobu]: "Alas (support the forehead), boss, can't you fight for some anger?" "

[Kamisato Ayato]: "Hehe, the Ichito brothers are still the same, and they get carried away at every turn..."

[Sarnath Heizou]: "I feel that the effect of Ichito is not as good as air..."

[Arataki Itto]: "_"

Narrator: "Let me watch the replay again." (If you read violent novels, you can go to Feilu Novel Network!) ）

"I just stopped the ball, and I just danced to move forward, and I didn't see the princess by his side at all!"

"This is a super-super, huge, huge, low-level mistake!"

"I can hear the audience shouting for money back!"

Sarnath Heizou: "Well, it seems that your boss is really going back to herding cattle." "

Kuki Shinobu: "It's impossible, he just hasn't used all his strength yet." "

Narrator: "Alas, we see that the gift of the angels has already attacked the door of the Jade Pavilion team!" "

"Knock on the door! The ball is in! "

"The princess is in the next city! is worthy of being the queen daughter who has won the Golden Globe Award 7 times in Teyvat, seven gold medals, beautiful as ever! "

"Oh, that's your name Yidou? It's completely reduced to a backdrop! "

Paimon: "Poof... How is this commentary more poisonous than the Son of God? "

[Traveler]: "The combat power of Yidou is really inferior to air now..."

[Arataki Itto]: "Damn! What kind of explanation is this? "

[Kuki Shinobu]: "Boss, you can't blame others for explaining, after all, you played too well!" "

[Diluc]: "When I first saw Itoto appear, I thought it was the Jade Pavilion that had a big move, it turned out... Hehe()....."

[Ningguang]: "..."

[Klee]: "Brother Ito's good food!" Klee is better than Brother Ito! "

[Arataki Itto]:"(*(エ))"

Diluc: "I didn't expect you to be so confident, now you're really going to lose." "

Ningguang: "As long as they are still on the field, I don't know how to write the words I lose." "

At this time, on the court, Keqing walked to the fight that fell to the ground and cried because he had lost two goals.

Keqing: "Hey, herding cattle, stand up, the game is not over yet!" "

Arataki Itto: "Hmph, who said that Uncle Ben lost!" "

Kuki Shinobu: "Come on, boss!" "

Narrator: "I'm back, I feel like they're all back!" "

"Shaolin football once said that in fact, fate is in your own hands."

"Although there are only three minutes left before the end of the game, the Jade Pavilion will never walk alone!"

At this time, the video BGM suddenly ignited.

I saw that all the players on the field began to show their true strength.

Xiangling: "If it doesn't make sense, just flatten!" "

Shenhe: "Soul out!" "

Bennett: "Burn it up!" "

Shenhe: "Innocent! "

5.3 After a special effects competition, I saw Shenhe kick the ball into Bennett's goal.

Narrator: "Unbelievable! Less than thirty seconds after the kick-off, the Jade Pavilion pulled a goal back! "

"Now the score is 2-3, look at the cooperation between Shenhe and Xiangling."

[Ganyu]: "Okay... So fast! "

[Ningguang]: "Sure enough, if you want to win the game, do you still have to rely on the power of the immortals?" "

[Kaeya]: "What kind of weird girl is this?" Even Bennett can't stop it..."

[Klee]: "Come on! Brother Bennett! "

[Hu Tao]: "Oh yo, what a handsome shot!" Should it be said that it is worthy of Shenhe? "

[Paimon]: "I've seen Shenhe's strange power before, but I didn't expect... It's so terrible! (⊙﹏⊙)"

(To be continued...) ）。