Genshin Impact 2: Wan Ye blocks Wu Xiang's sword at the beginning

At this time, Bennett suddenly came to Zhongli.

Raised a fist the size of a sandbag and said, "Abel, do you know this system?" "

Zhongli: "()"

Bennett: "Punching bag, big fist you've ever seen?" "

Zhongli: "()"

Bennett: "Don't force me to do it!" I'm so crazy that I even frighten myself! "

Zhongli: "Yes?" Shoot it out. "

Bennett (punches): "Ah, you?!" ......"

Zhongli (easily takes his fist): "Huh? Exotic gloves. "

Zhongli (holding his hand to the side of his head): "I can catch all the bullets..."

With a "bang", a bullet flew out of Bennett's glove, only to see Zhongli stretch out two bullets to clamp them.

However, the next moment, the bullet hit Zhongli directly in the face.

With a "duang" sound, I saw that the bullet was bounced out by Zhongli's face.

Zhongli: "The world's martial arts are unbreakable, only fast and unbreakable!" ()"

Bennett: "Hurry up your sister! You didn't even get a bullet! "

Zhongli: "Bin said I wanted to clip the bullet?" I'm just catching mosquitoes. ()"

After that, Zhongli showed the trapped mosquito in front of the camera.

[Zhongli brand mosquito coils effectively remove 99% of mosquitoes and mosquito repellent without using guns!] 】

Paimon: "Poof! Is this actually an advertisement? Zhongli is actually endorsing mosquito coil advertisements, hahahaha... I'm laughing to death..."

[990 Traveler]: "Who came up with this advertisement?" It's so creative, isn't it? I can't do it anymore, I'm laughing to death..."

[Ganyu]: "The emperor's advertisement... Burst...... I'm sorry, I can't help it. "

[Kaeya]: "Hey, now even the Emperor of the Rock King needs to go out to endorse advertisements?" "

[Jean]: "But whether I want to say it or not, this ad is quite creative. "

[Diluc]: "For a moment I really thought he could catch that bullet, but I didn't expect..."

[Bennett]: "Say... Why is the other person in the ad me? I wouldn't dare do that to the Rock Emperor of Liyue..."

[Klee]: "Brother Bennett, you're very handsome! "

[Bennett]: "Huh? Yes, is there any? Hey...... Probably. (Touching the head)"

[Assaki Itto]: "Hahahaha, this advertisement is really outrageous!" Zhongli's cheeky face actually bounced off all the bullets! Hahahaha..."

[Kuki Shinobu]: "Boss, if you laugh again, I can't control Morax coming to Inazuma to beat you." "

[Wendy]: "The old man deserves to be an old man, and he can endorse a mosquito coil advertisement so chic, unlike me, he can only sing in a tavern!" "

[Zhongli]: "..."

At this point, the ad continues.

In the picture, Traveler Yingmei pinched Paimon and asked:

Ying: "Where's my original resin!" (艹)"

Paimon: "I'll help you brush all the holy relics (~)"

Ying (friendship fist): "Huh!! (()╰╮o(dish///)"

Paimon: "() Hit... Hit me? I just want to help you increase your combat power! "

Ying: "Huh!! (()╰╮o(dish///)"

Paimon: "Ugh! (（)"

Paimon: "You beat me twice ()?" My dad didn't even hit me! (﹏)3"

Ying (turned): "It's a mistake for me to hit you!" Hum! I'll just shoot mosquitoes for you! "

[Lighting Zhongli brand mosquito coils, friendship is harmonious and no melancholy]

Paimon: "..."

[Traveler]: "..."

[Kaeya]: "Hahahaha, who came up with this advertisement?" You're too talented..."

[Keqing]: "What the hell is this plot! It's too bloody..."

[Xiangling]: "At first, I thought Traveler and Paimon had a falling out... It's okay, it's okay, it scared me to death..."

[Jean]: "This is... Another advertisement? Who would have guessed that! "

[Klee]: "Zhongli brand mosquito coils... It sounds like it's very easy to use, Captain Jean, Klee wants to buy it too! "

[Albedo]: "Klee, don't be fooled by the ads! (If you read violent novels, you can go to Feilu Novel Network!) ）

[Wendy]: "Oh, I really want to do this kind of commercial again!" It's fun to think about! "

[Arataki Itto]: "(Beac) Hahahaha, this advertisement is too interesting, Shinobi, don't you say it! "

[Kuki Shinobu]: "Yes, but boss, your usual level of nonsensical is no different from this advertisement, so it's not bad for me..."

[Arataki Itto]: "Hey, Ah Ren, you're addicted to dismantling my platform, aren't you?" "

[Ganyu]: "I thought that there were not many second creations of this Genshin Impact birthday party, but I didn't expect the emperor's mosquito coil advertisement to have such a comedic effect..."

[Ningguang]: "Should it be said that it is worthy of the mosquito coil advertisement endorsed by the emperor?" Even the creativity is so fresh and refined. "

[Hu Tao]: "I decide!" In the future, the promotional advertisements of the Death Hall will also be like this! It's both creative and fun, it's a win-win! "

[Zhongli]: "Hall Master, in terms of universal reason... You don't have to. "

[Paimon]: "I'm speechless, how could I and the traveler make such an outrageous advertisement?" "

[Traveler]: "It's over... Now I guess my face is gone_" 012303214 Lu 102542020

......

At this point, the ad continues.

I saw that in the picture, there was a fortress built by three little Lori, Sayu Qiqi and Klee.

Immediately after that, the video began to sound sound.

"Three children have a lot of fun building a house."

"Who knew that Wendy would play tricks."

"I saw the grass hut that Sayu had built lazily in front of me."

"The wind god is kind, and the thatched hut is flat and goes to the west sky."

"Seven seven coconuts to build a building"

"Bad guy, his elemental skills are blowing again."

"Klee's ability to blast fortifications is good."

"A fortress built by the mountains and rivers is stronger than gold."

"Landmines and bombs depend on natural hazards."

"Wendy is going crazy if she can't do anything."

"People are not as good as heaven."

"Surrounded by mountains and waters, mosquitoes breed like smoke."

"Poor Kelly can't sleep all night."

"The only way to escape from the house is to avoid mosquitoes."

"Wendy didn't have much trouble catching Klee in front of the door!"

[Light the Zhongli brand mosquito coil to prevent bad people from panicking! ] 】

[Paimon]: "It's Zhongli brand mosquito coils again!" I'm about to throw up, okay! "

[Traveler]: "Is it Klee, Qiqi, Sayu, and Wendy this time?" What is this fairy tale version of the ad about? "

[Yanfei]: "Good guy, this through-the-mouth is even more numb than the storyteller Tian Tiezui!" "

[Kaeya]: "Fairy tales plus coherent mouths... Feelings: The creative inspiration for this advertisement will not dry up at all, right? "

[Klee]: "Okay! Klee also participated in the commercial! Klee is so happy! "

[Seventy-seven]: "Huh? Why...... I'm here...... In advertising? "

[Sayu]: "Woo... I don't care about advertising, I want to sleep..."

[Diluc]: "Well, Wendy's wish has finally come true, and it has finally appeared in the advertisement, and Wendy is finally satisfied, right?" "

[Wendy]: "But why am I a bad person in the story?"

(To be continued...) ）。