Global Cultivation Era: I Have Hundred Times Rewards

Chapter 33: Revenge on Lynch, tear gas

"alright."

   "Wait a little longer"

   "I believe you will reach the foundation building soon."

   Xia Yu Chan said softly.

   Mu extraordinary:...

   How do I feel like you are coaxing a child?

   He sent Xia Yuchan to the experimental class downstairs and watched the girl leave.

   Shonan high school, although there are only two experimental classes, it occupies a separate teaching building, showing its superior status.

  Mu Feifan looked at the two classrooms upstairs with the lights on, and there was a rush of blood in his heart.

   "A hundred proud sons of heaven?"

   "Enjoy this last glory."

   "In order for Teacher Gong to stay, I will defeat you with all my strength."

   "I'm sorry!"

  He walked to the teaching building of the normal class opposite.

   There are 20 general classes, a full 1,000 students.

   Most students are unknown.

   The past Mu Feifan is also a drop in the ocean.

   But the first time he came out of the temple, his fate changed.

   After being promoted to the Qi Refining Period, you can use the temple once a day.

   He is already ahead of most ordinary students.

   This is a privilege!

  In the new era of global immortality cultivation, if you want to stand out, your level must be high.

   Without a strong realm to support, all dreams are empty talk.

   At this moment, Mu Feifan has returned to the second class classroom.

   As soon as he entered the room, the whole audience boiled.

   "Mu Feifan, why did Director Pan look for you?"

   "Do you really know Xia Yuchan?"

   "What is the relationship between you?"

   "Xiao Yue said just now that you had rescued Xia Yuchan, but you didn't die after being chopped more than a dozen times..."

   Mu Feihua has a feeling of attending a press conference.

   But when he heard the last sentence, he was completely speechless.

   "Which one said I was not killed by a dozen knives, stand up and let me chop more than a dozen..." Mu Feifan shouted in a low voice.

   Xiao Yue smiled when he saw that the party was coming, "Brother Fan, didn't we just use a little exaggeration?"

   Suddenly, Liu Zhu said, "The physique of a person is different from that of a person."

   "I was stabbed thirty-six times and survived in extreme anger."

   The classroom quieted down instantly.

   "Fuck, I thought Brother Fan was ruthless enough to call him a mortal god. I didn't expect there to be someone more ruthless."

   "Brother Zhu is ruthless, and he drank too much."

   "Brothers, wake him up!"

   "I have uremia and I will come first, stand back for the diabetic, don't let him taste the sweetness."

  ...

  Mu Feifan walked up to Lynch, condescending, with sharp eyes.

   "What are you doing, Mu Feihua?" Lynch said.

   "I hate people who give short reports behind their backs most." Mu Feifan said coldly.

   "I didn't do it again, don't spit people." Lynch was guilty of a guilty conscience and didn't dare to look up.

   "I also think that the monitor is not a villain who likes to use insidious tricks."

   "Of course, if someone stumbles upon me, I will retaliate."

  Mu Feifan patted him on the shoulder, like an old friend who had been gone for a long time, and said with a smile.

   No one saw it, Mu Fanping's palm was surrounded by a misty black air.

   When Mu Feihua returned to his seat, Xiao Yue whispered: "Brother Fan, it must be Lynch’s thief Sun. The head of our class has a big mouth and it’s him."

   Mu Feihua nodded.

   After a while, Lynch's face changed suddenly.

   "Gululu!"

   There was a cry in his stomach, and at first he could hold it back, but then he couldn't hold it at all.

   looked around and found that no one noticed him.

   So, Lynch lifted his hips quietly.

   "Puff..."

   The voice was suppressed to the lowest level by him, and no one should hear it.

   However, Liu Zhu in the back row quit.

   "Fuck, Zhao Tianba, did you fart?"

   Zhao Tianba: "Nima, it's not Lao Tzu! Damn, this smell is coming, it's too stinky!"

   The two are quarreling lively.

   Lynch was expressionless.

   If the outside wind blows and rains, he will not show the slightest brokenness!

   I firmly remembered a sentence in my heart: I didn't put this fart!

   The highest level of deception is to fool yourself into believing this is a fact.

   Suddenly, his face changed again.

   There was an upsurge in my stomach.

broken!

   With many years of experience, Lynch has a hunch that once this fart is released, it will definitely be earth-shattering!

   must be restrained!

   Lynch's hand holding the pen turned purple.

   silently recite the word forbearance in my heart.

   "Gululululu..."

   The belly is like a gust of wind, like a shower, as if disturbing the wind and clouds.

   "Damn, where is the Daoist fellow in my stomach?"

   Lynch gritted his teeth, and suddenly he tilted his body calmly, preparing to use the Silencing Technique again to minimize the intensity.

   "Crack!"

   Lynch even smashed the pen, trying to cover up the thick and powerful fart with the smashing sound.

   Unfortunately, this offensive is really turbulent.

"boom!"

   A sound comparable to two kicks resounded through the classroom.

   was followed by a unique taste.

   "Squad leader, it was you..." Liu Zhu stretched out his finger and said tremblingly.

   "It's not me!" Lynch was still making the final struggle.

   Zhao Tianba: "No, Liu Zhu fainted!"

   Lynch turned his head, but saw that Liu Zhu had foamed at the mouth and rolled his eyes!

   Fuck!

  The people in the classroom are also crazy.

   "The monitor did not eat less carrots at noon!"

   "Brother Zhu, Brother Zhu, are you okay? Quickly send to the infirmary!"

   "Linqi Lynch, I think you should change your name to Lin Da Pao!"

  ...

   Lynch originally wanted to restore some image.

   Suddenly, the Great Terror was born.

   Not good, I can’t hold back!

   He rushed directly out of the door.

"boom!"

"Snapped!"

   "Boom!"

   "bú~"

  Fire all the way!

   Shake the sky!

  Second kick!

   Monkey Race Lei!

   The classmates in the front row are miserable. UU reading www.uukanshu.com

   almost spit out the overnight meal.

   Mu Feihua was stunned. He didn't expect the power of this poison gas to be so terrifying.

   I knew I had reduced my dose a little earlier.

   Now the smell is floating here.

   Isn’t this toxic gas and smoke your nose?

boom!

   Xiao Yue opened the window directly, rubbing her red eyes, panting like a dead dog.

   "Tear gas!"

   "Finally got a breath of fresh air."

   On this day, the hapless Lynch didn't know how many times he flushed into the toilet.

   When school was over, he dragged his hollowed out body and walked out of the campus very weakly.

   Turn left and right, and come to an alley.

   There is a fat fairy standing there, waiting for him.

   The fat fairy held Lynch's hand, and Lynch limped along.

   is like a nurse in a hospital, helping patients with rehabilitation training.

   Just then, behind them, a head suddenly appeared.

   "Crack, click, click!"

   The flash came on, taking a picture of the two holding hands.

  The person who came was Xiao Yue.

   He smiled slyly: "Brother Fan is right. As expected, this kid Lynch is secretly dating again."

   The next day, Director Pan received an anonymous letter as soon as he went to work.

   opened it and saw a picture of a girl holding Lynch in his arms.

  Lin Qi sued Mu Feihua's puberty love, causing Director Pan to make nosy jokes, which caused him to resent Lin Qi a long time ago.

   Director Pan became even more angry when he saw this photo!

  

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