Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 35

While I was staring at the large crowd of admirers, the clever Boss actually came up with a new idea. He actually set up a shed outside the tavern, and put a lot of wine barrels and wooden slats as stools, so that my little brother and I Worshippers rest.

He is really smart. Although he also sold them some wine by the way, I believe that Boss wants more to let his admirers take a rest, so as not to faint due to exhaustion waiting for me to appear. .

With the passage of time, finally came the night of their yearn for something even in dreams, Boss even moved a barrel of ale and several bottles of wine to the roof, and the waiter was really attentive! in place!

As I stand on the roof, I look around at the cheering worshippers below, who can't wait to start the moonlit night, so I'll satisfy their cravings!

"Start DJ Sheep!" With my whispering voice, colorful beams of brilliant light were sprayed out from my eyes, ears, mouth and nose again, and even kept flashing, and the atmosphere suddenly rose!

My mouth opened again, and the sensual music spread all over the surroundings in an instant, and the fanatics around began to howl and twist wildly. They were so obsessed with this wonderful music!

While I was dancing with them, people from the surrounding houses also walked to the street one after another. They listened to this disturbing music and began to twist.

After a while, the whole town began to gather here, and even the guards danced along. From this moment on, this is the carnival of the entire Iron Fort!

Tonight, this town belongs to me, it belongs to the fanatical DJ, let us indulge, let us fall, you are tired, you need to vent, you need to release!

After several nights of crazy catharsis, I found that the atmosphere in this town was not right. More and more mercenaries came to this town. Although they also joined the late night carnival, my reputation Is it spreading so fast?

Until I heard the Boss ask the mercenary for information: "It seems that something is wrong recently, there are too many mercenaries in Iron Fort City. There were hundreds of mercenary groups who came to the carnival yesterday, thousands of people. People, this is not normal."

"Because the orcs have sneaked into the frontier forest, they seem to be gathering there secretly, trying to attack here, a survivor from the frontier forest provides clues, the Empire Someone has been sent to investigate, and it has been confirmed."

After the mercenary explained it, the Boss knew what was going on. If it was the past, I guess he should have known. Well, it is estimated that these two days have been patronizing the carnival.

After all, those new mercenary groups have also quickly become my admirers, and they don't care about orcs and the like, but this is my chassis, those orcs dare to pay attention here, I must Give them a lesson.

After I decided to teach these guys a lesson, I stood on the roof and looked out of the city. This pub is next to the city gate, so I can see the outside scenery through the city gate. .

Maybe all I can see is the large tracts of grass, and the farther is the boundless forest, there are no orcs, it seems that they have not moved, but no matter when they come, I will take them fiercely beat back.

As the past few days mercenary group grew more and more, so did my admirers, until one night, when we had just finished the carnival and had not had time to disperse, a message came from outside the city. Crying and killing.

I stood on the roof and looked at the city gate, and found that the two guards inside the city gate were killed by something, and the city gate was actually opened, and the outside of the city rushed over the orcs.

Those orcs were not only kobolds, but also lizardmen, werewolves, and some green-skinned orcs riding wolves, who howled and charged into the city.

I immediately jumped off the roof when I saw it, and then stood in front of many mercenaries, and the silly dog followed, but its legs seemed to be shaking a little, and I guess it didn't dare to. Too far away from me, or you will die very fast.

My mercenary brothers have drawn their knives, ready to follow me to fight the orcs to the death, I know they will not let me down, and I will not let them down.

"Follow me!!!" As I shouted, the mercenaries rushed towards the orcs like a torrent. Sure enough, I said human words, they wouldn't be surprised, because I In their hearts there must be a god-like existence.

Soon I rushed in front of the orc, the stupid dog followed closely behind me, I fiercely headed towards a werewolf, but it deftly avoided my impact, and then rushed quickly. To the mercenary boys behind me.

I tried my best to hit them with their horns, but they didn't seem to attack me very much. Instead, they went past me and attacked the younger brothers. They just didn't pay attention to me. I want them to know how much I am. sharp.

Thinking of me, I tried my best to push a lizardmen with its horns, but it twisted its body, avoided my horns, and slashed at me, and the pain immediately spread to me In my mind, this blade cuts a lot, but how could such a little pain make me succumb!

Just as I was about to fight it, this bastard escaped and rushed straight to my little brothers, although I wanted to attack it again, but there are too many orcs here, I There was no way to turn around at all, only to keep rushing forward.

Although the lizardmen dodged the horns, the kobold in the back couldn't dodge, and was stabbed in the waist by my horns, and immediately cried out.

But its knife also slashed on my back, I threw off the horns in pain, and gave it another blow, but when I wanted to attack again, it had already rushed to the front, and I also got hit on my body. took several knives.

But as their boss, as their spiritual leader, how can I fall! How can I fall! I will lead them to kill all these invaders and defeat these enemies who invade our homeland!

After I don't know how many knives I've been hit, I suddenly saw nothing, and I found that unconsciously, I had already rushed out of the orc camp and rushed out of the city.

The pain is extremely painful all over the body. The wound that was cut at the earliest should have almost healed, and the rest is itchy, as if trying to heal.

At this time, a silly dog's voice came from behind: "Boss, let's run, there are too many of them, and the two of us can't bear it."

I turned my head. looked towards silly dog, and found that this guy is still alive? And I didn't have any injuries on my body. All those knives fell on me? It has been hiding in the back, what a puppy!

"You didn't even get hit with a knife and you said nonsense! Rush back with me!" Just as I was about to kill again, I suddenly felt the ground shaking, and a rumbling sound gradually came from my ears. .

When I turned around again, I saw a scene that shocked the sheep. It was tens of thousands of cavalry rushing over, each of them riding a tall horse, holding a long spear in their hands, neatly arranged. launched a charge towards this side.

"Dodge, boss!" The silly dog said and ran to the side, while the orcs who had not yet rushed into the city seemed to have noticed this scene and ran away one after another.

That imposing manner is simply unstoppable and unmatched, which is awesome, I don't know when I'll have such a team of cavalry as my little brother.

But now I think it's better to make way for them. Otherwise, I suspect that they won't be able to stop the horses, and they will probably trample me and the stupid dog into meat.

When I looked towards Silly Dog, it had run far away.