Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 5

The past few days have been pretty good. The evil guy has been much more honest since he was tied by a rope. Even a stupid dog dared to provoke him. He actually used his ass to face the stupid cat. .

But when the silly cat approached it with a rope, the silly dog shrank to the corner in fright and screamed: "Don't!!! Help!!! I'm wrong! Please let me go!!!"

Looking at the screaming stupid dog, I silently left the wall, the sheep I can't afford to throw away, I really want to pretend that I don't know this a toy.

But yesterday, I heard from the owner that he seems to want to let go of the silly cat. I have to find a way to prevent it from escaping. Otherwise, the silly dog may be out of luck...and I may be out of luck.

Let's bask in the sun first, maybe the sun can make me think of a better idea.

What did the silly dog go for? Is someone at home?

After looking up, I found that the master seemed to be in some trouble. Who is this vicious man? To dare to do this to my master, it seems that I have to give him some color.

"You owe money for several days! When are you going to pay it back!?" The man said fiercely.

The owner was embarrassed: "You know, it rained in the past few days, and I couldn't work without dry wood, so can I have two more days of grace?"

"I have forgiven you once before! No money to eat meat! If you can't give money this time, just use it to pay off your debts!"

The man looked towards his fiercely I, I see greed in his eyes, is he trying to eat me? He's an act recklessly guy, he really turned against him, it looks like he has to give him some color.

Come and taste my horns!

I can feel the wind blowing around me and the smell of dirt around me, I feel like I'm about to hit him, I'm about to hit him!

Ah? Master, why are you holding my horns, I want to stand up for you, I want to be angry for you! This bastard dares to do this to you, how can he not teach him a lesson.

"Please, please give me two more days of grace, this goat saved my daughter, I can't give it to you." Sure enough, the master is the best, I know he will not let this bastard I took it away.

"Then give me the cow or the dog!" As he said that, the man stretched out his hand to grab the silly dog. She stepped back and screamed, as if she was still peeing.

This stupid dog is really too timid. When he bit the thief before, he made do with it. Was it because he was too confused when he woke up, so he dared to speak? Or is it because the bastard in front of him is too strong?

Just as the man was walking towards the cow, the hostess came out of the house, and she shouted as she walked towards this side: "What are you urging! Don't you just owe you some money!? From a village, can we still not give it to you?"

The bastard seemed to be a little afraid of the hostess, but he still said: "I open the door to do business, and I shouldn't let you owe it. , what do you still owe?"

"That's not what you said, why didn't you have this attitude when my father owed you money!? Bullying my man is good-tempered? Want money? Okay , go to my father!"

The hostess is really domineering, she really should go up and slap this bastard twice, dare to bully my master, and dare to hit my ideas, do you want to hit me in the future? little master idea?

Ah? Speaking of little master, where is the little master?

After looking around, I seem to see little master, what is he with over there? Better to go and see.

When I got closer, I seemed to find that he seemed to be fighting with someone, and he dared to pull the little master's braids and pinched his neck. I don't want to teach you a lesson!

The distance is just enough for me to speed up, come on! one two Three! go you!

The kid was knocked to the ground by me at once, I was really amazing.

Are you still crying? Look I don't bump you again!

"What's the matter!? Your child is making my child cry!"

This bastard has come to make trouble again, I won't kill you!

One, two, three, go!

You bastard! You dare to pick my horns, have the ability to let go of me! Look I don't kill you! If it weren't for a mistake, you'd be dead by now!

"I warn you, let go of my sheep! If it loses a hair, you wait to pay me your butcher's shop!" The hostess is mighty!

This bastard was really cowardly. After letting go, he hurriedly grabbed his child, but he still dared to threaten us: "You better pay back the money quickly, or I will tell the whole village about it! "

"You dare!" The hostess shouted while holding up her skirt, the bastard didn't dare to talk any more, and ran away with his child, which really made the sheep happy.

"This goddamn goat, we've already made a loss, but it actually hit other people's children. Let's eat mutton tonight!" I [email protected]#%￥...&&*.

How could the mistress suddenly make such a joke! It's not funny at all, is it?

"Don't, don't eat sheep, it's really good, it has saved me twice, just now little Jack strangled me by the neck, I can hardly breathe."

little master looked at the hostess with tears in his eyes. He really deserves to be the little master I follow, always thinking of me, and it's worth protecting you.

"Forget it, I'm angry, I don't have any meat today, let's drink mushroom soup!" The hostess returned to the room angrily, and the little master and the host looked at each other helplessly.

After the master also returned to the room, the little master said: "Thank you for saving me again." "You're welcome, I don't protect you, who protects you, does it depend on the master? He sees It seems a little weak to go up."

little master defended: "No, father is just because he owes money to others, there is no way, you see he won't let that bully take you away, too. Fortunately, my grandfather is the mayor of the village, otherwise he might have to snatch one of you."

"I owe him money? Can't I just give him some?" "How can we have money now, the village Most of the people in the house already have furniture, so they don’t need the father to make furniture for the time being, and in the past few days the wood was wet, so the father couldn’t make anything to sell.”

little master seemed very worried It looks like I should get them some money, but how? Money seems to be something that can be used to buy things.

"Where can I get money, I'll get some."

"Ha, silly sheep, how could you get money, don't worry, father will go to the mountains in a while Chop some wood and find out if there is anything to eat, that bully doesn't dare to do anything to our family, or grandpa won't let him go."

little master seems to look down on me a bit, today I If he doesn't get some money, he won't look down upon him.

"Is the master going to go in a while? Then I'll go with him, isn't it just some money, how can it be so difficult to get."

little master doesn't seem to believe me. If so, it seems that I need to use strength to prove my ability.

Master, isn't this coming out? I'll follow him.

"Lulu, listen carefully to your mother at home, don't run around, I'll go to the mountain to chop some wood and come back, when the time comes I will dry it by the fire, maybe I can make something small ."

The master said that he was about to go out, I quickly followed along, who pulled my tail? little master what are you trying to do, do you still want to make money?

"Don't make trouble, the father has to chop wood, but if you don't have time to take care of you, you can just stay at home." The little master still doesn't believe it, it really gives the sheep a headache.

Seeing the master shut the gate of the fence, I know that I may not be able to make money this time. I can only wait for the next time to accompany the master to make money. I really don't understand how much money can make. is it hard?

"Silly dog, what are you looking at! You don't know how cowardly you are just now!?" , really...

"No, that person smells bloody, he must have killed a lot of animals, I just looked at his eyes and felt like he was going to eat us."

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Why is the stupid dog suddenly not stupid? Is it because he was scared that his IQ was temporarily raised? Survival instinct?