Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 53

As soon as I fell into the river, I felt as if something was trying to suck me in, and I was sucked in as my body turned in circles.

This made my head completely dizzy, and I immediately lost consciousness.

When I woke up again, I found myself lying in a pot, and the water in the pot was hot, and it looked like I would be cooked in no time.

What's going on! ? Didn't I just fall into the river and almost drown? Why did I go to the pot when I woke up? Did someone pick me up?

But the hospitality was a little too warm, I don't think they were boiling water to bathe me, and it was impossible to tie my four legs.

When I looked around, I found a group of gray-skinned things that looked like so-called orcs.

They are almost as tall as normal people, much shorter than the strong orcs, and this thing seems to be much weaker than the strong orcs.

These orcs are busy back and forth, some are carrying firewood, some are fetching water, and more are vigilant about the surroundings.

Not far away, there is an ugly ogre more than two meters high, half lying on a stalactite pillar, next to a half-orc who waits for it to eat.

This guy really enjoys it! I'm cooking in a pot, it's really too much, I have to teach this bastard a good lesson.

But first I have to turn them into my followers, they seem to be smart and should be able to understand music, as long as that's fine.

"Start DJ Sheep!" As my voice fell, the rays of light flickered again, the heavy metal played again, and all the orcs twisted involuntarily with it.

And the ugly ogre hurriedly got up and twisted, and it seemed okay, but they all had some wisdom, and took these boys.

Just when I was complacent, I felt that the water was a little hot, and I hurriedly shouted: "Get me out soon!" I turned off the DJ sheep mode.

Those orcs hurried over to try to get me out, but each of them screamed when they came into contact with the water, these bastards, aren't you afraid that I'm not afraid of being scalded? Burn me to death!

Ogre rushed over and kicked the cauldron over with one foot. Immediately, I rolled out of the cauldron. I felt red all over, even the smell of meat. All smelled.

Not to mention that this ogre can be their boss, it is indeed much better than those stupid orcs, if they wait for those orcs to get me out, I guess I'm already familiar with it.

Ogre hurried over and untied the rope on my leg, then said in horror: "Please forgive our sins, the great sheep god, we really don't know your identity, we thought it was a gift from God. A gift for us."

I endured the pain and pretended to be indifferent and said, "It's nothing, after all, you don't know, just pay attention in the future, if you find something, wait for it to wake up and ask Cook again."

"Yes, yes, you are right, we will never make this mistake again with the great sheep god leading us in the future."

ogre He spoke respectfully, but what did he say? I'm the only one who leads them. I never said that. Did this deceive me?

"Cough, you are living a good life now, you don't need my leadership." Before I finished speaking, ogre cried: "You must lead us, we even Their homes have been occupied."

"What's the situation?" I think they are living a good life, why have their homes been occupied, it seems that these half-orcs are indeed quite thin, Probably hungry.

ogre then said: "The thing is, we used to live in a big cave, where there were a lot of fungi for us to eat, and the soil there was loose and there were some rodents Provide me with meat."

It paused for a while, then said almost in a weeping voice: "Later, for some reason, there suddenly appeared one stone after another, and we didn't pay much attention to it at first. , but there are more and more of those stone people."

"Just when I went to check, those stone people actually moved, a group of them beat me up one by one, and they even chased after I ran back. Come up."

"Those stone men are more numerous than us, and there are several with similar strength to me. I really have no choice but to escape there with my subordinates. There's nothing to eat here, and there aren't many creatures in this river."

When ogre finished speaking, I finally understood what was going on, it turned out to be driven out of my territory Orc tribe, but the stone man it said should be something like Earth Element.

"In this way, let the orcs go down this river to find some humans, a silly dog, a silly cat, and a silly bird, don't conflict with them after you find them, Just come and tell me."

After hearing what I said, ogre immediately instructed the orcs to look for them, and then respectfully offered the ones to eat, seeing that there were only a few grape-like ones. The thing, it seems that it is indeed a bit of a feeling of exhaustion.

But then again, where did the fruit come from in this cave? After thinking about it, I ate those round fruits. The sweet and sour ones were delicious.

"Is this fruit still available?" After hearing what I asked, ogre shook the head and said, "We picked so many on one tree, and they are gone, this cave The trees inside are also very difficult to grow, very rare."

If it's gone, it's gone, this is really a broken place, I really want to get out of here as soon as possible, find that black milk stone and get out of here quickly.

But it seems that Knight has said that there will be some Earth Elements near the black milk stone. Could that be the territory occupied by the ogre?

"Are there any black stalactites in your territory?" I asked again, ogre nodding, and said, "Yes, some stones suddenly turned black some time ago, and soon after they turned black, they turned black. Those stone people appeared."

I probably understood what was going on after hearing what it said, I thought the black milk stone was slowly forming, but didn't expect it to suddenly pop. It became black, which is really amazing.

In this way, it won't take long to get out of here, but those Earth Elements shouldn't be easy to deal with, and I don't know if they have wisdom.

But those things are supposed to be stone heads, and they probably don't have any wisdom, so it's a bit difficult to handle. After all, ogre just said that there are several with similar strength to it, and the information that appears in my mind is not. If it is wrong, ogre should be Level 3, which means there are several Level 3s.

But ogre and Knight here are only two Level 3s. It is estimated that the remaining Earth Element is not a good stubble. Others are not enough to deal with, which is really a headache for sheep.

Forget it, let's wait until I find those idiots, and then let me see the idiot, I must press its head into the water fiercely.

"Where is the territory before you?" After hearing my question, ogre said, "Just follow this river and go straight in. It will take you half a day to get there. I wanted to leave this cave, but I found that I lost my way..."

"I asked you this? What is there to leave, if you lose it, you can take it back. If you only know what it means to escape, Thanks to you still being an ogre and leading so many orcs, see how I can get the territory back for you."

My words made ogre so excited, it immediately crawls on the ground and said loudly : "Thanks to the great Sheep God!"