Godly Fisherman

What surprised the two patrol officers even more was that all the police cars ignored them and stopped in front of Xiao Peng and others. The police who got off the car and the FBI wearing an FBI bulletproof vest first protected Xiao Peng first. The first two policemen who came here, look at me and I see you, who are they?

"Jiao Jason, are you coming soon!" Xiao Peng looked at Qiao Jason in the FBI bulletproof vest and smiled: "Don't scare yourself like this. They have been controlled by me. You came very quickly. ?"

Qiao Jason smiled and said: "I have applied for a special operations team with the above. I am responsible for your safety here. Of course, we are not worried about your safety. What we worry about is the safety of others. You do not Show them your credentials?"

Xiao Peng smiled bitterly: "I wanted to show it to them, but they were afraid that I would take a gun and wouldn't let me get my ID."

Qiao Jason was taken aback: "Do you still have a gun?"

Xiao Peng gave him a white look: "When did I bring a gun?"

Joe Jason nodded: "I don't think you can use it either."

The first two patrol officers came forward at this time and saw that such a large group of police controlled the robbers and searched the car and whether they had weapons.

"Sir, hello, what the **** is going on here? Did we do something wrong?" the old patrolman asked Qiao Jason.

Qiao Jason sighed: "No, no, you didn't do anything wrong. You are all excellent policemen, but you want to buy me coffee when you turn around."

The old patrol was taken aback: "Why?"

Qiao Jason patted him on the shoulder: "Because I saved you." After speaking, he went directly to the masked men.

The old patrol watched Joe Jason and the others go, and was furious. The relationship between the local police and the federal police will never be good. He saw a Los Angeles policeman next to him, and he pulled him over and whispered, "Brother, What is this guy's background? How do you act with the federal police?"

The policeman who was stopped by him lowered the volume when he heard it, and pointed to Xiao Peng and said, “Did the Phoenix Police Department be demolished because he was demolished? Now that he is named the Honorary Police of Los Angeles, he is actually afraid that he will take us again. The Los Angeles Police Station is demolished. Alright, I won’t tell you anymore. I’ll clean up those poor guys first, and the robbery actually robbed him on his head. Don’t say this, Chief Moore said, don’t Let people know his identity, or how many policemen do we need to send to follow him? I don't know it!"

"Uh." The old patrolman widened his eyes after hearing this. "Brother, you can help me find out the contact information of the federal police."

"Huh? What are you doing?"

"I'll ask him for coffee." After that, he ran back to the police car, patted his chest and let out a breath.

"Sir, what happened?" the young policeman asked after sitting back to the co-pilot.

The old patrolman lit a cigarette and took a puff: "We almost got into trouble."

"Huh?" The young policeman asked puzzledly after hearing this: "How did we get into trouble?"

The old police officer looked at Xiao Peng and said, "Do you know what happened to the Phoenix Police Department?"

"Phoenix Police Department? Are you talking about the time when the police station was demolished?" The young patrol nodded when he heard it. "Of course I know about this! At that time, I was in college and I heard about it. Decide

To be a policeman in the future, I can't let people be indifferent after dismantling the police station! We Star Stripe Country must have the backbone of Star Stripe Country! "

Being a police officer in the Star-Tangled Kingdom is simple and simple, but difficult and difficult. They don’t have a special police school like Huaxia--to be precise, there are only four countries in the world that still use academic education when working as a police officer. They are Huaxia, Egypt, Thailand, and plastic surgery countries. Although the country has a Metropolitan Police Department. Police University, but it is used for internal staff training and does not enroll students.

And being a police officer in the Star-Spangled Nation really doesn't have that much trouble. As long as you have a high school degree or above, it doesn't matter how tall or short you are, as long as you are a citizen of Star-Spangled Nation.

If you encounter a police station recruiting police officers, you can fill out the form to register, then take a written test to determine your education level, and then take an interview to test your thinking ability, adaptability and general knowledge.

If both of these items are passed, a background check will be conducted on the candidate, such as whether he is a criminal and whether he has a criminal record.

What if these all pass? Just do a physical examination, and then go to the police school to study for about four months, including learning theoretical knowledge and physical training, this step also passed? Then start an internship period of about one and a half years, including a four-month GhostFace period and a one-year official trial period. All through this can be normalized.

It sounds simple, but the pass rate from the first day of application form to the end of becoming a police officer is less than 5%, and it is generally eliminated for various reasons. This young policeman is now in the GhostFace period, which is the period when he just came out of the police school. During this period, he must be on duty with his brother. Even if he makes a mistake, the brother will not remind him and record the mistake in the report. If this step is passed , You can enter about the formal trial period.

Hearing what the young police officer said, the old patrol blinked: "Now you have a chance for revenge!"

The young police officer was taken aback: "Sir, what does this mean?"

The old patrolman pointed to Xiao Peng: "The Phoenix Police Department was demolished because of him."

After hearing this, the young police officer's eyes lit up: "That's Mr. Samuel? Damn, how could I use a gun at him just now? Sir, can you say I can take a photo with him now? Will he take a photo with me? Oh, Should I apologize to him? I'm going back and telling my friends that they will think I'm bragging! Damn! I didn't recognize my idol!"

Old Patrolman: "..." Didn't you say that just now? Isn’t it ‘Stars and Stripes’ people need to have a backbone" How did you become your idol? Do you want to tear down the police station too?

The young policeman also realized that he was wrong, and hurriedly explained: "Well... My family is a traditional religious family."

The old patrolman was dumbfounded: "Haha... I believe you!"

And over there, Qiao Jason was also dumbfounded.

"Police officer, I want to sue them! We are just recording a funny video, which is a prank at all! He injured us! You must arrest him!" The masked man who brought Xiao Peng down first Want to break free from the struggle of the police.

"Shut up!" Qiao Jason snorted coldly: "Xiao, what's the matter?"

Xiao Peng shrugged and said: "There is a driving recorder in the car and I took it all. I stopped my car and robbed me with fake guns to sell me drugs!"

"You nonsense! We

This is just a prank! We didn’t use real guns, let’s talk about it, I just said that I would sell you ‘two birds’, I didn’t tell you drugs! That bag contains flour! "The mask man defended: "And you did it first!" I want to sue you! "

"Sue me?" Xiao Peng laughed suddenly: "Then you said you sell me two birds, what about the birds? One hundred thousand dollars? How about you sell me bald eagles? If you can't get two now Birds come, I won’t send you to jail. My surname is Xiao! You played Luo Jincheng with me? I tell you, you are tender!"

Qiao Jason stunned: "Xiao, what do you mean by'Luo Jincheng's set'?"

Xiao Peng explained to him: "We are a weird flower in China. We want to make money and want to be crazy. After reading the Criminal Law for a long time, we finally decided to sell drugs to make money, but the punishment for drug trafficking was too heavy. Things like drugs are sold as drugs to make a lot of money. This makes more money, and the risk is still low. Drug users dare not report the crime. Then this guy uses alum to fake methamphetamine and multi-enzyme tablets to impersonate hemp-gu Sell ​​online."

Qiao Jason was dumbfounded: "This is fine too? Can he sell it?"

Xiao Peng shrugged: "Of course it can be sold, and this guy also sells goods-to-pay-payment, so it is easy to gain the trust of the other party, and even if it is goods-to-pay-payment, it is difficult to see the difference. A look, only when you wait to smoke, you can discover the authenticity. I really can't imagine the expressions of addicts who have received fakes when they take a sip of alum."

After listening to Qiao Jason, he became amused: "This Nima is a drug dealer, this is an anti-drug wizard."

Xiao Peng said to Qiao Jason: "He is more clever. For example, every time someone buys goods from him, he will pack a bag of tea, a bag of alum and a test form of alum in the express package, so that he is not afraid. After investigation, even if the police found that there would be no problem after taking it back for testing, they just said that they would sell tea to others to give some alum; and they would not sell it to customers nearby, but only to customers far away, so that people would not find them. Come here. Do you think things like him look like what these guys are doing? Boy, don't you think it's okay to add drugs with a fake gun! You have indeed constituted a robbery fact!"

"I'm not convinced! We are the team that shoots funny videos! We are a well-known funny team on the Internet. This is our job. We are just shooting your faces when facing danger! And I am the University of Idaho A student of! I am highly educated, I know what to do and what not to do! What can you do if you tell me? There is nothing wrong with me! You see, we still have someone in the car who is responsible for shooting!" The masked man defended: "It's you, you really hit us! You wait to go to court!"

Xiao Peng was happy: "You tell me the law? Come on, buddy, take a look at what is this?"

He took out the police badge from his pocket and threw it to the masked man: "Come on, take a look at what this is?"

The masked man opened it and stared at the same place: "You are... Article-child?"

Xiao Peng took the police badge back: "Dude, just attack the police on you? Go to jail! A special team that shoots funny videos? I tell you! Don't let me...Oh no , Don’t let this buddy investigate and deal with any violations of law and discipline. Even if you cross the road and don’t help the old grandma to cross the road, I will kill you! Joe Jason, I never end with these grandchildren!"