Godly Fisherman

Joseph is not stupid. He only modifies the car. Unless it is driving the modified car to cause an accident, it is only a fine plus an order for rectification. To offend Xiao Peng for such a trivial matter? He is crazy!

After hearing this, the girl thought for a while: "Police officer, according to your statement, I learned all those women's defense skills for nothing?"

Joseph nodded and said, "At least it's really useless to learn martial arts for this, not to mention women, even if it's a man." He pointed to Di Wei: "You let him beat someone with the size of Mike Tyson. It is difficult for him to win no matter what skills. As for things like piercing your eyes and kicking your crotch, you are facing a big living person, knowing to dodge, knowing to parry, and trying to accurately hit that is almost impossible. Or that sentence, Life is not about making movies."

Xiao Peng smiled and pointed to Di Wei and said, "Girl, this man protects his crotch by instinct. Go and kick Di Wei a hundred feet to see if you can get a kick?"

Di Wei was anxious: "Brother Peng, didn't you do this experiment?"

Xiao Peng asked back: "What? Do you still doubt that she can kick?"

Di Wei shook his head: "I think you and Brother Mengzi kicked people's crotch when nothing happened. I feel so handsome, so I learned a little bit by myself, but I can't practice no matter how."

Xiao Peng nodded and said: "Remember, if you don't have long-term training, the chance of kicking a man's crotch with enough strength is almost zero. And for anyone, fighting a criminal is always High-risk behaviors, all self-defense techniques that advocate against subduing criminals have great potential to become harmful techniques. So I still recommend that you do what you can."

When the girl heard it, she murmured: "Then I'm looking for you. If we meet a gangster, we can only wait to be violated?"

After hearing this, Joseph said, "Well, in fact, the most effective and direct way is to call for help."

While listening to them, Joan shook his head: "This is not a good way. Do you know that there is a phenomenon in social psychology called the'bystander effect', also called the responsibility dispersion effect, which refers to a group of people witnessing The offender’s scene is gone, but no one is there to help the victim. When an emergency occurs, there are other people on the scene, but sometimes it has a negative effect. The more bystanders there are, the fewer people who can help."

The girl nodded: "Yes, this is the case in China, when things often happen, there is a group of people watching the excitement, but no one is willing to help! You also see when someone jumps off the building, a group of people below are onlookers taking pictures and videos, But no one really called the police."

Joseph said: "Girl, this kind of thing happened not only in China, but also in Star Stripe Nation. A few days ago, a girl named Kenovis in New York was stabbed in the back. She shouted for help, and the surrounding houses were lit up. When the lights came up, the criminal was scared away, but no one came downstairs, so the criminal returned the same way, and finally stabbed Kenovis to death on the street. In this case, the criminal committed more than half an hour, a total of 38 People witnessed the tragedy, but no one helped the victims, no one went to the police."

Joan said, "Now, this is the'bystander effect', so what's the use of calling for help?"

Xiao Peng smiled and said, "This question actually makes

The Germans have solved it. Their national safety education curriculum clearly states that if there is a bystander next to them in danger, they must call for help and appoint a person to call for help. For example, Alessi wants to You are insulting me, and you are bystanders, then all I have to do is to designate someone, for example, Di Wei:'You! It's you! Come and help me! ’"

After hearing this, Alesi gave Xiao Peng a blank look: "Why should I insult you?"

Xiao Peng smiled bitterly: "I'm just making an analogy!"

Qiong smiled and said, "Since Alessi is unwilling, then call me, I am here to indecent assault! But Xiao is right. It is very important to make a clear call like this."

Joseph said, "But this is not the most effective way. The way to maximize the chance of survival is not to resist, nor to call for help."

The girl blinked: "Do you want me to cooperate with the criminal? Make him a little bit cooler?"

Xiao Peng coughed dryly, "I believe that what Joseph said was definitely not what he meant."

Joseph nodded: "Yes, the real way is one word: Run, don't run with any hesitation, this is the most practical way to save your life. Don't be a hero when you see a gangster, as you see in the movie It has nothing to do with life. Why do you all rise up in the movie? It's because you can't do it in life, or who would watch the movie?"

"But this is too scary?" Di Wei said.

Xiao Peng smiled and raised his hand, pointing to his wrist: "Is there a bone under your palm where it connects with your wrist?"

Di Wei and others tried: "Yes."

Xiao Peng pointed to the cheek below his ear again and said, "If you can hit this position with this bone, you can lose the ability to resist without too much force. Let's put it this way, as long as you can hit, A twelve or thirteen-year-old child can do this. But do you want to be able to accurately hit this one? Let's talk about it after a few years of practice. As for the thing you said that Mengzi and I like kicking people's crotch, this is actually It’s a misunderstanding. We want to kick in any position because we are fast enough and strong enough. Kicking the crotch is the easiest way to make the opponent lose the ability to resist, without continuing to beat him. So this is our benevolent side , Is also the lazy side."

After listening to Xiao Peng's words, the people at the scene were collectively speechless. Are you kicking people's crotch, or are you kind? But it makes sense to think about it, this man who even Mayweather can kill in seconds, if he can beat people hard, no one can save his life, right?

After the girl heard this, she curled her lips and said, "If I have another life, I will be reborn as a man! There will be no such mess."

Xiao Peng shrugged: "Men do more troubles. To make money to support the family and raise children, there are a lot of troubles at work. This person, regardless of whether the first cry of a man or a woman is born, it means that life is suffering in this world. It is to overcome one by one."

The girl said silently, "What age are these? Why do you still say such things? Now that girls are all new women, it is long past the time to let men support their families. Looking at you, you are not old, how can you say that you are like an uncle? ! Why do you love educating people so much? Who do you educate?"

Xiao Peng hadn't spoken yet, Di Wei pointed to her: "Go to your new age women! Your new age women don't spend my money asking me for things!"

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Are you crazy? Talk to me like this? "The girl widened her eyes: "I spent your money, but we are lovers!" What happened to me spending your money? I spend your money reasonably and legally and is protected by law! The things you bought for me are your sincerity! You are an adult, you buy me these things because you love me, understand? "

Joseph interrupted after hearing this: "Uh, I want to say that this is not protected by the law. You are just a couple, not a couple. These are two concepts!"

The girl stood up directly: "Okay! From today, we will not be in the water! Don't find me!"

Di Wei snorted coldly: "Leave the car key. That's my car!"

The girl was taken aback, took out a key from her pocket and patted it on the table: "Give you back the car!" After speaking, she turned and left.

"Wait! There's something else! I bought all your clothes, shoes, and bags!" Di Wei was irrational.

The girl burst into tears after hearing this: "You are so cruel? You bully a woman so?"

"Aren't you a new woman?" Di Wei asked back: "Oh, you so-called new woman is always trying to take advantage of men, and cry when you find that you can't take advantage of it?"

"What the **** did I do wrong are you doing this to me?" the girl asked bitterly.

"What did you do wrong?" Di Wei pointed at Xiao Peng: "Do you know who this is? I have to listen to him as a bible. Do you still dislike Brother Peng for educating you? OK, are you a new woman? I provoke me. Sorry! Where are you going to cool off!"

Alessi asked in a low voice, "Xiao, don't you care?"

Xiao Peng asked back: "Why should I take care of it? Upright officials can hardly break housework."

Joan explained to Alesi: "Xiao means: He agrees with the person called Di Wei."

Alesi's eyes widened after hearing this: "Xiao, what do you mean? Are you sexist?"

Xiao Peng frowned and said, "I said you are annoyed by Star-Stripe Nation? How come everything is linked to'discrimination'? So can I go online? When have I become sexist? I am annoying those who give myself Labelling people. There are men and women like this, and each of them gives themselves a reason for being tall. You are like every time a wounding case breaks out, someone will say something ridiculous, saying, "If I'm on the scene, I will definitely be Barabara "But it’s true that they are facing the same situation and become more embarrassed than others. Getting along with people is not by what they say, but by what they do. To be honest, I’m most annoyed by those who say one thing and do one thing. You are like this girl, if she is really a firm feminist, then be a feminist through and through, instead of enjoying the comfort brought by men while hanging feminism Hey, tut, why can't I run into such a good thing?"

Qiong coughed and said: "Xiao, your mind is very wrong. According to my professional experience, it seems that you should have been hurt by such a woman. Why? Is your ex-girlfriend such a woman? Run with others Up?"

Xiao Peng said speechlessly: "People are hard to dismantle. We have a saying in China, called ‘rarely confused’. For people like you who have to deal with everything clearly, men will feel scared with you!"