Godly Fisherman

"Are you all right? We've wasted a lot of time!" Xiao Peng sat on the engine cover and smoked, waiting for Alessi to change clothes in the car.

"It's ready soon!" Alessi's voice came from the car: "It's all right!"

Xiao Peng heard this and returned to the car, but after he saw Alessi clearly, he instantly became speechless: "Alessy, as for?"

Where is Alessy changing clothes? She now has no cloth at all except the King Cobra covering the key parts. Still holding a camera in his hand and desperately taking selfies.

Seeing Xiao Peng turning her head, Alessi laughed: "Xiao, I didn't expect you to be so innocent. The photos taken like this are called art, aren't they? You don't help me to take them, I can only take them myself. "

Xiao Peng said helplessly: "Alessi, to be honest, I can't accept this kind of art. In my eyes, it's an **** shot. It's not as good as shooting a small movie with a real gun."

Alessi shook her head: "Please, your thoughts are too outdated. Why can't we women leave good memories for ourselves when we are the most beautiful? Do we have to wait until we are old and have sagging skin and sagging breasts? Now, looking at yourself in the mirror, forget how you looked when you were young?"

Xiao Peng shrugged: "It's good if you are happy. Anyway, look at so many X-rays that are women who think like you."

Alessi said: "That's a selfie, it's not such a portrait photo."

Xiao Peng laughed suddenly after hearing this: "I remember one thing when you said this."

"What's the matter?" Alessi asked puzzledly.

Xiao Peng said: "Our country has a technology player who has completed an APP through big data called Forgiveness, which caused a sensation."

Alessi was taken aback: "Forgive Bao? What is it?"

Xiao Peng smiled and said: "We in China have a saying that programmers are the successors of various retired young ladies. After all, programmers have a lot of coding work all day, and most people are relatively simple and easy to do with men and women. Become the prey of those'children of the rivers and lakes'." (This is really not nonsense, Lao Yang knew a sister, uh, the kind of bus, and then found a programmer to marry, Jiangshan is easy to change his nature and hard to change. It’s not blown out. Now the programmer is the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. There is also a magical data, that is, the programmer is ranked first among all professional derailment rates after marriage. I don’t know if it’s the same. related.)

Alesi said, "What does this have to do with Forgiveness?"

Xiao Peng smiled and said: "Don't mess with programmers. As a result, a programmer stood up and collected more than 100 terabytes of data in half a year, and used FaceRecognition, Identification and BehaviorRecognition software to capture data by comparing social media. , And then perform voiceprint detection and facial restoration, specifically for catching scumbags and scumbags. Anyway, this guy has caught 100,000 women who are suspected of being from the **** industry and scumbags who play with women."

Alessi said: "Well, I don’t think it’s a big deal. There are more girls in Star Stripe Nation like this. They want to play more while they are young, and then don’t want to play anymore.

Get an honest man to marry. "

Xiao Peng said speechlessly: "Those honest people plan their ancestors' graves to harm them like this? Besides, this kind of statement is like our children say: I just do my homework after playing for a while. It is purely a self-deception proposition. As soon as the incident came out, it caused an uproar. Countless people jumped out to oppose it. Most of the opponents were those online feminist veterans who said this matter is anti-feminist. I don’t understand this matter. What does this matter have to do with them I think this will only infringe on the interests of those pornographic sites, right? It will only infringe the interests of those scumbags who can be caught? What are they doing so anxiously? This is a pain in the pain and anger? Or does it violate them? interest?"

Alessi said: "But many girls were shot videos without their knowledge. What should I do? Isn't this a secondary injury to them? Besides, this is an invasion of privacy, right?"

Xiao Peng suddenly laughed: "What do you say about this incident? One of the fiercest women who fought back fiercely cursed and set an example, saying that she had the experience of being secretly photographed and uploaded to pornographic websites without her knowledge. As a woman with normal physiological needs, she suffered from this kind of thing and felt she was miserable. It was said that this software violated personal privacy, not to mention that the video was leaked without knowing it, even if it was a real female. People have the right to expose their privacy!"

Alessi said: "She's right!"

Xiao Peng shrugged and said: "This matter can only be said that men and women have different opinions. As a man, I don't understand. Why don't they go to those pornographic websites to sue? If this software really works so well, victims can use it. How can they not think of this when they apply to delete the video or file a lawsuit? The funny thing is that the woman who scolds the most is also famous on the Internet. The title is the returnee elite, and she is known as a new era woman with beauty and wisdom. As a result, after this incident, people paid more attention to her and made people clean her. In the end, it was discovered, tusk, what kind of returnee elite, when they were in a foreign country, they specialized in sex, and what's the case without their knowledge. Being secretly photographed', it’s called “sneak shooting” when facing the camera with a big stick in your mouth than a scissor hand? Isn’t our definition of secret photography different? Forget it, let’s not talk about this issue, anyway, it has nothing to do with me. I just look at this issue from the perspective of a bystander. If I don’t break the law, it’s just a moral issue, but marriage is a major event in life, and no one wants to be a successor. Whether it’s a man or a woman, just treat them equally. This software can be checked by both men and women. Why are those who are afraid of "feminism"? Are those who are guilty of conscience and who are afraid? If this software is on fire, those who have a bad life style must be guilty of conscience! Uh, to be honest, I am Those who don’t support this software, after all, it does violate privacy. But it’s boring to be driven by those idyllic feminist rights, and feminist rights for women’s rights are boring."

After hearing this, Alessi smiled: "You said so much that you didn't support this software. Is it because your life style is not correct?"

Xiao Peng's face darkened: "You put on your clothes first! Even if I check my life again, it will make people call it disorder when people see a fruit girl sitting in the car!"

Alessi smiled even more happily: "Xiao, although you say so, your eyes are not honest! By the way, Xiao, what you said

What do you mean by "one, two, three"? "

"One, two, three?" Xiao Peng was taken aback, and then he came back to his senses: "Oh, what you said is'again, again and again, no more,' right? This is a sentence from our Huaxia side, which means'things But three', for example, if you hurt me, the first time I count you as unaware, so I forgive you; the second time I can count you as being careless, I can forgive you, but the third time you hurt Me, that’s unforgivable! I have to do something."

After hearing this, Alessi stretched out three fingers to Xiao Peng: "According to your wishes, I also have to do something."

Xiao Peng was taken aback: "What do you mean?"

Alessi said: "You saved me three times!"

"Huh? I saved you?" Xiao Peng was taken aback.

Alessi stretched out her finger and said, "When we met, you rescued me from someone else's hands; on the football field, you saved me the second time; just now King Cobra was the third time, just as you said Yes,'again, again and again, never again,' I have to do something."

Xiao Peng smiled and shook his head and said, "These are all things that are easy to do. If you are a friend, don't care so much. If you really thank me, you can put on your clothes, OK? This lone man and woman in the wilderness, you What's it like to be naked in the car with me."

But Alessi said: "Why do you want to wear clothes? That's great!" She rolled down the window and put the big king cobra outside the car. The covering is gone.

Xiao Peng hurriedly turned his head aside: "Alessi, we are going to leave. Why did you let the snake out? Don’t you take it with you? Oh, yes, it’s really hard to wear in the car. Clothes, get dressed quickly, I don’t look at you!"

Alessi smiled: "You don't look at me? Then what are you looking at in the rearview mirror?"

Xiao Peng said helplessly: "I was wronged, I didn't peek through the rearview mirror. I can close my eyes now, right? You get dressed quickly!" Xiao Peng closed his eyes after finishing talking.

As a result, as soon as he closed his eyes, the seat fell down. When he opened his eyes, he saw Alessi reaching out and pressing the seat adjustment button. The seat adjustment button was on the door on Xiao Peng's side, and Alesi stretched out his hand, and the graceful figure was in full view.

Xiao Peng swallowed after looking at it, and quickly closed his eyes: "Alessi, what are you going to do?"

Alexi answered his question with action. As soon as the seat fell down, Alexi rode directly on Xiao Peng and kissed him directly.

"Uh, uh!" Xiao Peng's eyes widened. Just as he was about to speak, Alessi pressed Xiao Peng's mouth with her fingers: "You saved me three times. This is just my reward."

Xiao Peng hurriedly said: "You don't use this method if you want to repay. You can cook me a meal. Well, that's a good idea!"

"I just want to repay you like that!" Alessi kissed Xiao Peng again.

"Hey, hey, hey!" Xiao Peng finally broke free from the kiss: "Emilia made you look at me in charge, don't forget this!"

"Have you never heard the term'guard and steal'?"

Uh, I did hear it, but for the first time I knew that the term could still be used like this.