Godly Fisherman

"Tom, are you messing up?" Xiao Peng felt a little dizzy when he looked at Tom Brady ------ Tom Brady was holding a medical stone insulation water cup, and it was steaming when he opened it. Wolfberry water.

Tom Brady took the water glass in his hand and smiled: "This is what your mother told me, drink plenty of water. When you were there, your mother watched us playing on the beach, and said the most thing is to drink plenty of water every day. Everyone gave us water and mung bean soup, and it was all hot water. You Chinese people are really my favorite people in hot water. Oh, she told us that we should drink at least eight glasses of water every day and gave me this cup. Said Drinking water like this is great for your body. After returning from China, I have developed this habit. After all, she can raise a strong man like you. She must be right in saying that. Now you go to the New England Patriots Let the team go and see, everyone has a thermos cup and drinks hot water for everything. You Huaxia people are really good, and a few stones can find the effect of health preservation!"

Xiao Peng covered his face: "A few years ago, we had a maifan stone fever in China for a while, and we even had to eat maifan stone noodles when we ate noodles. In fact...this thing is really useless! Oh! , I can’t say whether it’s useful or not. There are indeed many small holes in the medical stone, which have a certain adsorption and filtration effect. It is a bit useful to remove water and purify water, but it is also a stone. You can soak it in water for decades. , It does not release too many beneficial minerals."

Tom Brady was taken aback: "But I see your mother is holding such a cup for drinking all day long!"

Xiao Peng smiled bitterly and said: "Our Chinese people's health strategy is to'prefer to believe what is there, not trust not to do nothing'. As long as we say that it is good for the body, we will definitely try it. You are very good, still like this. When I was young, my mother also asked me to drink eight glasses of water a day. I can’t exaggerate. That one cup is worth eight! I think about it now, it’s a miracle that I didn’t drink water poison."

Not too much water can enter the human body at one time. Drinking too much water can cause hyponatremia, which is commonly known as "water intoxication", which can disrupt the normal functioning of the body, and can even cause epilepsy and cause coma or permanent nerve damage. So drink water in moderation.

Tom Brady laughed loudly after hearing this: "I can only say that you are a good obedient boy."

Xiao Peng shook his head and said: "It's not okay to be disobedient. Huaxia's mothers are very good at using various'scientific methods','authoritative opinions','expert certification' and other reasons to persuade you. Kind of, you can only listen to her in order to clean your ears. Later, when I left home, I thought I could avoid these, but since my mother used WeChat, I began to face bombardment from her circle of friends. My goodness! I feel numb when I think about it now."

"Is it that scary?" Tom Brady's eyes widened after hearing this.

Xiao Peng took out his phone directly: "Oh, you don't understand Chinese. I will read the things my mother sent me. I only read the title for you. Let's not talk about the content. Now, the title of this article is: Drinking water from a high-manganese steel electric kettle can cause cancer! Is this title scary?"

Tom Brady blinked: "It seems that most electric kettles are made of high manganese steel right now?"

Xiao Peng smiled and said: "Who said no? Read this article again: 13 must-see items for drinking water! It turns out that we have rubbed shoulders with death so many times. Oh, and this article. She ate and drank water every day for ten years. I later entered the ICU...Hi, this kind of content is really with me throughout my life."

Tom Brady asked puzzledly after hearing this: "What happened to eating and drinking?"

"China has a variety of "health masters". One of them is that you should not drink water when you eat, otherwise it will dilute the stomach acid and cause cancer in the long term," Xiao Peng said.

Tom Brady's eyes widened: "Damn, I have to drink water every day to eat, or how can I swallow the food? Will I get cancer like this?"

Xiao Peng pointed his **** to him: "You haven't eaten noodles where I am! Are they all with soup? Oh, there are wontons and the like! How does that count? We Chinese people pay attention to hot soup when eating. Hot rice also contains moisture in vegetables and meat products. According to them, these Chinese delicacies will disappear, right?"

After listening to this, Wowen widened his eyes: "Are you kidding me? Isn't it impossible to eat such delicious food?"

Xiao Peng shook his head: "I would rather buy a phonograph than listen to the'bricks' bragging B! The gastric juice secretion in the human body is very flexible. Drinking water can help digestion and prevent constipation. Drinking water to dilute the gastric juice is theoretically possible. But at least you have to drink a full bucket of water! Who eats and drinks so much water?"

Wowen patted his chest and said, "Fortunately, if I can't eat Chinese food because of this, I will be crazy! Tom, you know I don't eat nightshade vegetables, but I eat something called'ramen'. Add some peppers to the beef bone soup, the taste is beautiful!" (PS: Most professional athletes don't eat solanaceous vegetables, including eggplant, chili, green pepper, and potatoes are all solanaceous.)

Tom Brady pointed to his cup: "Goji berry is also a Solanaceae plant. I have a quarrel with my nutritionist about this matter. Now I want to open it. Everything has pros and cons. This is what Chinese people do. The best is the best. I used to drink mineral water. Now I prepare a large pot of cold and boiled water every day, and then mix it with boiled water when I drink it. I keep drinking it hot to protect my stomach."

Xiao Peng laughed after hearing this: "Fortunately, you are not at my home, let my mother know that I will educate you."

"Education me what?" Tom Brady asked puzzled.

Xiao Peng smiled and said: "She told me that you can't drink water overnight. If you drink it, it will be poisonous. I really can't figure it out. She dared to drink this plain water when it was cold during the day, but she would not drink it overnight. I don’t know where she heard the magical theory."

Tom Brady and Warwen looked at each other.

Xiao Peng vomited: "You don’t know about the old people in China. All of them are health-preserving and idiotic. Just drinking water can find countless ways to drink water for health-preserving. For example, you must drink a glass of water in the morning. This can detoxify, beautify and prevent coronary heart disease. It can also reduce blood viscosity. Please, what is the relationship between coronary heart disease and water? Blood viscosity can't be changed by drinking some water."

Tom Brady suddenly laughed after hearing this: "We also have these magical theories in the Star-Spangled Nation. By the way, do you know the acid-base physique theory? Isn't this a century scam about health preservation?"

Xiao Peng snapped his fingers: "Yes, yes! That's true! I know this scam. At that time, a guy named Neil Yang wanted to take me to make health care products. I didn't smoke him and he was already for my future mother-in-law. It saves face."

When I was in school, there was a whole chapter in the biology book to describe the acid-base balance theory, but this is completely different from the deceptive ‘acid-base physique theory’.

The acid-base balance theory is that the pH of the human body is always maintained in a stable state of dynamic equilibrium, with a pH between 7.35 and 7.45. The human body including kidney function and respiratory function and various organs work together to accurately control the human body's PH value within this safe range.

The theory of acid-base physique is another matter. It is said that an acidic constitution can cause people to get sick. Everyone must work hard to adjust the body to alkaline. It is also said that the older you get, the more sour your body will become.

This is pure nonsense, everyone's PH value is between 7.35 and 7.45.

They are advocating that alkaline physique is good and acidic physique is bad. . . . . . Please! As long as the pH is above 7, it is alkaline, and everyone's physique is alkaline!

And Robert Ouyang, who first proposed this theory, was fined 105 million U.S. dollars for using this theory to cheat people! He also admitted that the "acid-base physique theory" he created was a scam, and Liang Shuanglin, known as China's "father of acid-base", is still gritting his teeth, not to say that this "acid-base physique theory" is correct.

Why is he still holding on? For money! What kind of Shuanglin Marine Biological Pharmaceutical Co., Ltd. did they establish to produce a health care product called the ‘sixth element’. A small box costs 666 yuan, which is specifically for the elderly.

Tom Brady said depressed: "At that time, I installed all the water hoses in the house so-called'domestic alkaline direct drinking fountains'. How much did it cost me!"

Xiao Peng shrugged and said: "Now China has this stuff everywhere. My mother bought several of them? What can I say? Just be happy!"

Tom Brady shook his head and said, "Xiao, you are wrong to say that. You should tell your mother to avoid making such mistakes in the future."

Xiao Peng shook his head: "Tom, the times are advancing. Every day we face all kinds of information, some of which are correct and some are wrong. We can't guarantee that all the information we get is correct. What's more, our parents? They are getting older, they are gradually out of touch with the times, and gradually can't keep up with us. But the older I find out, the person who has been nagging and reminding himself to pay attention to his body is the one who truly loves you. , When I was a child, I always wanted to grow up quickly and live on my own without my parents. I wished that the nagging would disappear quickly, but now I really want her to tell me "drink more water" if it returns A few years ago, my parents told me these messy theories, and I would argue with them, but now? I will answer in four words: You are right!"

Tom Brady shrugged after hearing this: "Is this your filial piety? Doesn't this make the old man right and wrong?"

Xiao Peng patted Tom Brady on the shoulder: "My buddy, don't be so clear about many things in life. When you really want to raise your child and don't wait for a kiss, then you will regret it. Okay, don't talk about this topic. ?Where are we going now? Can't we wait here forever?"

Wowen laughed after hearing this: "Ligger, don't worry, wherever there is me, there is a body!"