Godly Fisherman

"Sigh..." Xiao Peng sighed as he looked at the sea.

After he and Emilia Wen survived for a few days, "Snow Dragon II" embarked on the journey.

The reason for walking so fast seems to be to ‘cover the ugliness’. Some scandals broke out in the school. A student insisted that a certain tutor used his duties to lure her into a super friendship relationship with her on the grounds of taking her to participate in a scientific research project.

Well, such scandals are not uncommon in academic universities and scientific research institutions, especially in recent years. The handling method is also simple and straightforward: Hurry up to hide and deal with it coldly, and the ugliness should not be exposed, right? Experience has been dealt with.

By the way, the reason why there have been so many in recent years is that the network society is so developed that many things can't be hidden. . . . . .

But this time this scientific research project is a national name project after all. I don't know what method was used, this matter will eventually come to an end, but they speeded up the journey.

The reason why Xiao Peng sighed was that he was played in a two-mother doubles.

After learning about Emilia’s trip to Antarctica, the mother and Mrs. Xiao En, who were enjoying the food in the land of Shu, lost their temper at Xiao Peng after they came back. It basically means that Xiao Peng can't manage his wife and let Emily Ya fooling around. Actually watched her go to the South Pole without stopping her!

Xiao Peng couldn't explain it clearly. He said that it was because of loving Emilia, and the answer was: If you love her, you should protect her instead of putting her in danger.

Xiao Peng explained that there have been countless expeditions to the Antarctic. China has had deep experience in several scientific research stations in Antarctica, but the answer is that there are unexpected events. Can you guarantee that there will be no accidents?

Anyway, what Xiao Peng said was wrong. Now he is not a human being inside and outside. Mrs. Xiao En left angrily and had to solve the problem of children going to school, but my mother was still there. These days, the nose is not the nose and the eyes are not the eyes.

"Oh..." This sigh was not made by Xiao Peng, but by Yang Meng. He also sighed and sat beside Xiao Peng with a few cans of beer in his hand, and he handed it over to Xiao Peng. A can.

Xiao Peng was curious: "You sigh and sigh! These days, you have been watching jokes in front of your mother. Aren't you laughing happily? What's going on now? It's your turn to sigh?"

Yang Meng shook his head and said, "It's so special. I can figure it out. Women are always the source of trouble."

"Huh?" Xiao Peng looked at Yang Meng with a puzzled look after hearing this: "This is not like what you said! What happened to you and Georgina?"

Yang Meng sighed and said, "I don't understand women in my life. I was kicked out of the house just now."

Xiao Peng was happy: "Hurry up and talk about it, it just happens that I'm in a bad mood, you make me happy!"

Yang Meng sighed: "You say women are weird or not? Aunt Georgina is here, and you said it's also weird. Didn't you mean that aunt will not have dysmenorrhea? Why does she still have pain?"

Xiao Peng coughed dryly: "Those who say that they don’t have dysmenorrhea after giving birth are tricking women into giving birth. Only a small number of women’s dysmenorrhea will decrease or disappear with birth, but most of them will not. Obviously, Georgina It belongs to most of them. If she has dysmenorrhea, you can take care of her. Why are you sighing?"

Yang Meng said bitterly, "Who said no. I poured hot water for her to let her drink hot water, but she said that Chinese men only know hot water and hot water. But can this be blamed on me? No pain, how do I know how to treat dysmenorrhea? I said otherwise I would spray some Yunnan Baiyao on her? She turned my face with me."

"Puff!" Xiao Peng sprayed the beer as soon as he drank his mouth: "Sprinkle some Yunnan Baiyao? Dude, are you serious?"

"Of course! I've never been so serious!" Yang Meng nodded, "Isn't the hemostatic effect first-rate? The trauma medicine on our island is not sprayed. I don't think it is easy to apply there, or I will apply it to her earlier!"

Xiao Peng didn't know what to say, so he could only extend his thumb: "You won. Really, I won't support the wall, so I will serve you! Georgina kicked you out?"

"Well! If she let me go so easily, it would be fine! She started babbling about me again. You said that this woman is two different creatures before and after marriage!" Yang Meng complained: " You said that she kept saying that she liked my unrestrained, free and wild side before marriage, but she wanted me to be an honest person after marriage; before marriage, she said that I didn’t value material desires and free and easy, but after marriage she said that I was not self-motivated, so I accepted it. What am I doing so that she is satisfied? I checked my phone five times a day, and she checked my **** when I was on the island every day! I was teaching me there just now, why should I target his father? , To surpass her father, please! What does he mean? Let me be No. 1 on the Forbes list? This Nima is not a problem of self-motivated anymore? Is this driving me crazy? Why do you think women are like this? Dude, listen to my advice, don't get married! The days after marriage are so special that no one can live it!"

Xiao Peng shook his head after hearing this, "Is it ok? My Emilia is definitely not like this."

Yang Meng's eyes widened: "Did Georgina look like this before she got married? Women are all born actors! Today will be the same, tomorrow will be a different look! You said you are too, you dare to rest assured that Emilia went out for so long. I said you are not afraid of her changing her mind?"

Xiao Peng smiled and said, "Emilia won't change your heart if you change your heart!"

Yang Meng said, "You can't say so badly! I have seen the fickle side of women! What do you say about Emilia like you? Isn't it that you look more knowledgeable and can give her enough Is your security?"

Xiao Peng asked back: "Is this not enough?"

Yang Meng asked another question that was irrelevant: "Xiao Peng, I'm asking you a question, um...what else in Antarctica besides the harsh environment?"

Xiao Peng thought for a while: "The continent with the highest education per capita?"

He is really right to say that, in the five continents of the earth. Antarctica has the highest average academic qualifications, because the scientists there are all sent by various countries, and those with low academic qualifications really cannot go.

Yang Meng shook his finger: "It is also the continent that uses condoms the most per capita."

The beer that Xiao Peng had just drunk spurted again.

Well, what Yang Meng said is not wrong. There are so many scientific research stations in Antarctica, and the most consuming supplies are sets. For example, the McMurdo scientific research station in Stars and Stripes has a total of 125 scientists. Working there, it consumes more than 16,000 sets a year! 130 per capita. . . . . .

When people think of Antarctica, the first thing they think of is the cute penguin; when they think of the gorgeous aurora and magnificent glaciers, they think that the scientists there are doing scientific research comfortably in the scientific research station.

In fact? The coldest there can be more than one hundred degrees below zero, and the winter is long, plus the polar night. . . . . . What are you doing idle? Hug and keep warm together?

Of course, this data is also a bit exaggerated, because when McMurdo’s scientific research station arrives in the summer, Stars and Stripes will also send many scientists to the Antarctic like this time the "Snow Dragon II" will go there. McMurdo The test station is fully loaded with 1,100 people.

But mathematically, according to the population movement in different seasons, the average population of this scientific research station is about 575 people, and two-thirds of men are about 378 people, so the average number of condoms used per capita is about 44, but consider there. The scientific expedition personnel of the company are rotated every few months. Tsk tsk, it is a place where spring is boundless in the long winter night.

Especially in the eternal night period from March to August every year, when it is not convenient to travel, all the staff of the scientific research station are basically insulated from the outside world, there are no entertainment projects, and they are idle and idle.

There is an employee at the McMurdo research station named Nicholas Johnson. After working there for ten years, he wrote a book called "Big Dead: A Deep Adventure and Sinister Antarctic World", which tells about the'holy husband' Or the "Bing and Snow husband" thing. After all, the ratio of men to women there is 2:1. If you have nothing to do, exchange it with each other, otherwise it will be boring. . . . . .

And this is just one scientific research station. There are more than 150 scientific research stations established in more than 30 countries in Antarctica. There are six in the Stars and Stripes, and four perennial stations like McMurdo Station. . . . . . .

Yang Meng continued: "You said that in such a harsh environment, Emilia is surrounded by knowledgeable scholars, and they will definitely take care of her. Then you say, will someone replace Emilia at that time? Your position? Can you guarantee that this will not happen? And Antarctica! That is where the next chess will kill! Are you sure Emilia's heart is fine?"

What he said that chess will kill people is the rule of Xiongguo Antarctic Research Station, where it is clearly stipulated that chess is prohibited.

Once two Xiong Kingdom scientists had a dispute because they were bored to play chess during the Eternal Night Period. The person who lost directly took the ice axe and chopped the winner. Since then, Xiong Kingdom’s scientific research station has banned chess from playing. Antarctica has become an entertainment project.

And there are a lot of things like this. The two chefs at McMurdo station beat each other with hammers. In the end, they beat each other with hammers. At McMurdo station, someone set a church on fire, because they wanted to go home early; The Argentine Brown station was burned by the resident doctor there, because he did not want to stay there for the winter. Until today, the Brown station is only used in summer.

This is not the most exaggerated. The most exaggerated is what happened at the Gaojin Scientific Research Station in Xiong Country. One of the engineers named Sergei Savitsky was reading there, and the next one was called Oleg Belogu. Zoff read the book at the same time, so he spoiled him, and then Sergey stabbed him with a knife.

All in all, there is a boring place to make people crazy.

Xiao Peng took a breath and said, "Fake! You did it deliberately, right? You're uncomfortable with your own couple, so you come to toss me? Want to make me unhappy?"