Godly Fisherman

Yang Meng looked at Xiao Peng with horrified eyes as he sailed the boat: "Fuck, you guys are too crow-mouthed, right? This is the legendary "mouth cannon"? They hit them when they hit them? Really cow. force!"

Xiao Peng is also very helpless, is this all coincidence, okay? This has nothing to do with me!

But even if he told Yang Meng like this, Yang Meng would never believe it. He would firmly believe that Xiao Peng did it. This is a coincidence. Even Xiao Peng himself began to doubt whether he had a crow mouth. This talent ability.

"Quickly, drive over and take a look, haha, it feels the best to see such a falling water dog. Why did Nima scare us with a gun?" Xiao Peng commanded Yang Meng.

"Okay, I'm not angry at all suddenly now, um, how did you sing that song? We people, I am so happy today. We people, I am so happy today..." Yang Meng sang directly. stand up.

Xiao Peng slapped Yang Meng: "Don't sing blindly with your broken gong voice. Your voice will irritate God again. I have never heard of joy and sorrow..."

Before Xiao Peng finished speaking, Yang Meng directly covered his mouth: "Brother, I beg you, shut up, what is your crow's mouth saying?"

Xiao Peng nodded, indeed, you can't talk nonsense at sea. In fishermen, there are many taboos: for example, taboo feet hanging over the ship’s side; not urinating on the bow; eating on the boat, you must first eat the fish head; the fish in the plate cannot turn over, nor can you eat fish eyes; Words cannot be spoken, and words must be based on auspiciousness. If you encounter unlucky homophonic sounds or dialects, you must change the name. For example, the pig’s head is called “Lishi” and the pig’s ear is called “Shunfeng”. It can be said that fishermen are the industry with the most rules in China, with at least hundreds of rules of various sizes.

If you were on an orthodox fisherman's boat, like Xiao Peng and Yang Meng who talked nonsense all the way, they would definitely be driven off the boat. A fisherman like Xiao Peng who dared to take a group of laymen into the ocean when he became a fisherman halfway through his family. He is probably unique in the world.

The GDMSS system on the ship also received a distress signal: "Hey, these guys are also scared, and they still know to ask for help?" Yang Meng looked at the distress signal and asked with a smile: "Save them?"

Xiao Peng smiled evilly, then asked Yang Meng, "What do you think?"

Yang Meng shrugged: "This is not what I said, you are the captain, I'm just a worker."

"I'll go to your wage earner, walk and lean the boat!" Xiao Peng scolded with a smile.

Yang Meng kept saying that Xiao Peng was so bad. In fact, he is not much better.

Under his control, the Vladimir slashed through the waves! The bow was facing the luxury yacht, as if rushing to rescue with all his strength. But after more than ten minutes of sailing, the distance between the two ships did not get any closer.

Xiao Peng ate a lot of chocolate at this time, regained some magical powers, and improved his spirit a lot. He stretched his waist and got up from the recliner. When he saw this scene, he laughed: "You call me bad, and your feelings are worse than me!"

"Those who are close to Zhu are even more ink." Yang Meng grinned.

Xiao Peng looked disdainful: "Don't you think you will lose a lot of fun if you are so far away? What can you see clearly?"

"Oh, what you said is right, why did I forget about this?" Yang Meng turned on and turned on the radio again. He was confused just now. They didn't understand Russian anyway, so they simply turned off the radio.

As soon as it was turned on, there was an English voice calling for help on the radio: "This is the yacht "Hurray". Our hull is in water. For the sake of God, come and save us! There are 17 people on board in need. Rescue!"

Xiao Peng coughed twice and picked up the radio: "This is the Vladimir. We are trying to get closer to you. The weather is too bad and it has made our progress extremely difficult. Hold on for a while."

As soon as Xiao Peng finished speaking, he heard crying from the radio: "God, I finally contacted you. We need help, God, this **** weather, I apologize to you for our rude behavior just now, please. You, for the sake of God, come and save us."

Xiao Peng smiled evilly at Yang Meng and continued: "We have been moving towards you since we received your distress signal. But you have also seen that it is too difficult to move fast in this weather, but I Can you make a small request? Can you throw your heavy machine guns away? You have no reason to attack us with heavy machine guns, which has caused us great fear."

The radio over there said anxiously: "I especially apologize for our rude behavior just now! This is Petrovich Trotsky! As long as you save me, I will definitely repay you! Now so big In the wind and waves, no one dared to throw that **** thing on the deck."

Xiao Peng scratched his head and asked Yang Meng with a puzzled expression: "Is this kid still the offspring of a clergyman? Did the offspring of the clergy here have lived so well?"

Trotsky, in Russian means Three Holy Church. The surnames of the priests of the Xiong Kingdom are quite distinctive. Some of them simply use the names of the churches they serve as their own surnames, such as Trotsky, and what else is Pogrovsky, which means the Church of Our Lady, etc. In Xiong, people with the word "ski" in their surnames are all descendants of priests.

But this is not the local surname of Xiong Country, it is a surname imitating the surname of White Bear Country and Ukraine. At that time, many children had surnames, but once they entered the priesthood school, they would add the word "sky". For example, the original surname Ivanov became Ivanovsky, and it is still used today.

Yang Meng shook his head and said, "Maybe a priest came out of the family hundreds of years ago. What age is this?"

Xiao Peng didn't delve into it, holding the radio: "You keep going, we will try our best to get there as quickly as possible."

Hang up the radio after speaking. Said to Yang Meng: "Accelerate a little bit. If this kid is really background, there should be people from the Xiong Country Marine Guard. That's not fun!"

Yang Meng listened to it and thought about it: "What you said is really correct. If you let the helicopter pick it up, then you will play a fart, let's go!"

Yang Meng speeded up, and the Vladimir stopped moving when it was less than two nautical miles from the Long Live.

Petrovich’s call came over the radio again: "Vladimir, why did you stop moving?"

Xiao Peng took the radio and said in an anxious tone: "Hey, brother, don't you see how big the wind and waves are here? We have encountered an ocean current. It is too difficult to move forward! Keep going. We will arrive soon."

After hanging up the radio, Xiao Peng took out a cigarette and handed it to Yang Meng: "This distance seems much clearer."

Yang Meng took the cigarette, haha ​​smiled and said, "That's right. You have to buy a good place to watch a movie. Isn't it better to find a good place for such a big drama?"

Xiao Peng took the telescope and looked at the Long Live: "Mengzi, what do you think they are doing?"

Yang Meng laughed and said, "Maybe you are also holding a binoculars like you are watching them, watching us over there."

Xiao Peng nodded and said, "It's just that the moods of the two sides are different. Well, I still think we are a little better here."

"Aren't you talking nonsense?" Xiao Peng said disdainfully: "Damn, I really made you right. Those grandsons are really looking at us with binoculars. Those little hands waved, this is a sucker. All the energy is taken out. Tsk tsk, the girl hadn't been dressed just now, how did she put it on now? Oh, there is a kid over there who is crying. I remember that kid! The group shot us just now. He is among the people! Little girl, didn’t you laugh the happiest when you shot us just now? Why are you doing this now? What a heavy makeup do you paint, now this flower, go to Huaxia to sing No makeup is needed..." Xiao Peng commented while watching.

Yang Meng heard what Xiao Peng said about the excitement, and he was also anxious: "Let me see, let me see, the fun things in Nima have played all by yourself, which makes me happy too."

Xiao Peng just wanted to give Yang Meng the telescope to make him happy too, but Petrovich's roar came from the radio: "Can you guys hurry up!"

Xiao Peng curled his lips and picked up the radio: "We are already doing our best to get closer. You have also seen it. Now it is within two nautical miles. You are waiting. I know you are in a hurry. Believe me, I am also in a hurry, but this The weather really can't move forward at full speed!"

Petrovich said angrily: "Are you guys playing with us? Why don't you come over so close?"

Xiao Peng’s tone was flat: "We don’t understand the situation on your side of the ship. We also need to confirm the situation on the reef. Otherwise, not only will we not be able to save you, we will also be in trouble for this, but please rest assured that we will be there as soon as possible. of."

Petrovich yelled: "I don't care what you do, let me get closer! Otherwise, you will be dead!"

Xiao Peng smiled at Yang Meng and said: "We are dead? How to die? Is this guy stupid?" After speaking, he took a binoculars and looked. "Fuck, this kid is crazy?" Xiao Peng exclaimed as soon as he opened his eyes.

I saw Petrovich walked out of the cabin with difficulty, walked in front of the NSV, held the NSV and opened fire on the Vladimir! However, due to the strong wind and waves and the bumpy sea, the bullets did not know where they were flying. But this is also very scary, what if a bullet hits it? The effective range of the NSV heavy machine gun is two kilometers, and the maximum range is six kilometers!

Petrovich ran back to the cabin and shouted with the radio: "The fire was just a warning! Immediately! Right away! Come to us!"

Xiao Peng did not reply, but looked at Yang Meng: "I will give you a difficult job, dare you to do it?"

Yang Meng curled his lips: "Just say it directly, is there anything I dare not?"

Xiao Peng pointed to the "Long Live": "Accelerate to the fastest speed and rush over from the port side of the "Long Live" at the fastest distance. Remember, when you rush past, you must try to get the two ships close!"

Yang Meng chuckled, "That's it? Take a look!"