Godly Fisherman

Xiao Peng turned his head to look at an old Inuit in full costume: "Who are you?"

The Inuit dress is very simple, looking at this old man's dress, one can see that it is the one with high social status. . . . . .

The old Inuit man held his hands on his chest and bent over to pay tribute to Xiao Peng: "The great shaman, my name is Aksuak, the chief of the Inuit tribe in the northern part of the bear country. Our legend says Such a story: "Before the eternal sunset, our great great shaman will stand on the back of the whale and come back and lead our tribe forward." What you did is exactly the same as the legendary record. You are ours. The great shaman of animistic shamanism."

Xiao Peng doesn't know how to put it. In a sense, Xiao Peng is indeed a shaman, but he can't let Xiao Peng go to the North Pole where rabbits do not **** and be their spiritual leader, right? Xiao Peng didn't have such a high level of ideological awareness, and he was trapped in the Arctic Circle before he could enjoy his life? Don't even think about it!

Besides, Patriarch Kiri could stare at him. You are digging the wall in front of him.

Xiao Peng scratched his head: "Why don't you two sit in the cabin first? Warm up with a cup of hot coffee, let's talk slowly?"

No matter what was wrong between Patriarch Kiri and Aksuak, after all, this was on Xiao Peng’s boat, and the two followed Xiao Peng into the restaurant. Xiaoqiu made coffee for several people and closed the cabin. Door, let a few people talk in detail.

Patriarch Kiri said: "Samuel, we have considered that now that your priesthood status is not in line with your current behavior. After we held a voting discussion, we finally decided to appoint you as the chief supervisor."

"Chief supervisor? What is this for?" Xiao Peng asked.

As a result, Patriarch Kiri hadn’t spoken yet, Aksuak was anxious: "You are the only great shaman of our Far East Inuit. Why do you want to do anything in their Eastern Catholic Church? Mr. Xiao, You let us see hope, and you can’t just break him like this."

Patriarch Kiri was not in a hurry, and said with a smile: "Grand Chief Aksuak, in any case, Xiao has always been the chief priest of our Eastern Catholic Church and a member of our Eastern Catholic Church. It is very early It has already been finalized and registered before. You can’t just take away the high priest of our Eastern Catholic Church because of one of your ancient legends? And he is now our chief supervisor."

Xiao Peng raised his hand and said, "Patriarch Kiri, you haven't said what the chief supervisor does?"

Patriarch Kiri said: "It is the envoy of the patriarch or the head of the autonomous church, and sometimes the chief bishop of the archdiocese. It is the administrative position of the Eastern Catholic Church."

Xiao Peng was speechless: "Patriarch Kiri, are you making trouble? I don't believe in God, but you let me take on such a high administrative position. Isn't this driving the ducks to the shelves? Patriarch Kiri, say something disrespectful If you do this, you are not responsible for your believers! It's a little bit of a joke!"

Patriarch Kiri said: "In fact, this resolution is the result of negotiations between me and Francis."

"Huh? What's the matter on the Roman Catholic Church?" Xiao Peng felt a little bit that his IQ was not enough.

Patriarch Kiri smiled and said: "After all, Samuel is a saint in the "Bible". If you bear the name of Samuel, all Christian denominations are naturally responsible for preaching..."

Xiao Peng thought for a while and said something that made Patriarch Kiri shocked.

He turned his head and said to Aksuak: "Lord Aksuak, I can bear the name of your great shaman, but I want to make it clear that I will not be permanent here with you. , Because I have my own life. If you accept it, then I will be your great shaman. If you don’t accept it, you will seek another high person. Patriarch Kiri, I resigned from the position of high priest of the Eastern Catholic Church. Mengzi, Do you want to be the chief supervisor?"

Yang Meng lit a cigarette and said lazily: "I have no money and no girl, what good is it for me to have the title of chief supervisor, now I don't do the title of high priest! Old Kiri, you I've returned the title to you, so don't tell me anything about'Job' from now on. Laozi's surname is Yang, so I didn't have that foreign name!"

Patriarch Kiri anxiously said: "Xiao! Yang! What happened? Everything was fine just now, why are you suddenly quitting the position of high priest? Samuel and Samson can't bear the name of Samuel and Samson except you two. Yang, you are the one who inherited the Patriarch Job's ring. How can you resign?"

Xiao Peng said in a flat tone: "Before I accepted the religious position you gave me, I was a Chinese. After you accepted your religious position, I was still a Chinese. This is something I can never touch. Bottom line. But you have already touched my bottom line! So your position, Samuel’s holy name, I don’t want it!"

Patriarch Kiri frowned when he heard Xiao Peng's words: "Xiao, we have always been getting along well and cooperating very well, why suddenly you said I touched your bottom line?"

"Who let the people of Tiangong teach this matter?" Xiao Peng gave the answer.

"What does this have to do with Tiangong Church?" Patriarch Kiri frowned.

Xiao Peng snorted coldly: "Treasure Island!"

Patriarch Kiri was puzzled: "Treasure Island? What happened to Treasure Island? What does this have to do with there?"

Xiao Peng asked Yang Meng for a cigarette and took a deep breath: "Treasure Island is an inseparable part of China, and anyone who tries to disrupt our cross-strait relations is the enemy of our nation! The Roman Catholic Church is just like that. , Even bypassing China to establish diplomatic relations with Taiwan Island, this hurts all the Chinese people! And the Roman Catholic Church also stretched too long! Even some foreign missionaries who committed ugly crimes in China and their followers were canonized as' Saint’! Nyima held the so-called “canonization ceremony” on the day of China’s National Day! This is completely against the entire China! China is a country open to cooking and has not cracked down on any religious beliefs. In the history of China’s Catholic Church , There have been many people that we admire, such as Ma Xiangbo, Ying Lianzhi, Pi Shushi, Zong Huaide, etc.! They are not only the pride of Chinese Catholics, but also won the widespread respect of the entire Chinese people! But Roman Tian What did the Catholic Church do? Distorted facts and reverse right and wrong! Want me to endorse Tiangongjiao? Yes! Let them sever diplomatic relations with Treasure Island directly, admit that there is only one Huaxia, otherwise I will not do anything for them! How did you think about what I said?"

Aksuak put his hand on his chest and bent over to give a salute: "Since the great shaman has said so, we must agree. I will go back and inform the people that our great Galtitan is back!"

"Galetitan? What the **** is this?" Xiao Peng was speechless, how could he come up with some terms he didn't understand?

Aksuak explained: "The three highest gods of our Inuit people are Sidna, the **** of the sea, Galtitan, the **** of elves, and Sheila, the spirit of the air. Among them, Sidna is a great shaman who summons Pock came to help the Inuit, while Galtitan controlled the weather, animals, and looked after hunters and fishermen. She lived with Sidna on the bottom of the sea. Sheila represented the sky, wind or air. It was the earliest Inuit. The male god!"

Xiao Peng frowned: "You mean'she'? So, what Galtitan is a goddess?"

Aksuak said, "Yes, it's a goddess!"

Xiao Peng pointed to himself: "Please, look carefully, I'm a great master, okay? Why do you put a goddess name on me? Do you think it is appropriate?"

Aksuak bowed and said, "Great shaman, what's wrong with this? Our angakkuq said, you can communicate with whales, your soul and whales are mentioned. The soul is the most important thing, not Huh?"

"Uh..." This shaman talked about the soul at every turn, and it really made Xiao Peng unable to answer the conversation. This is all right. Just after putting down the name of Samuel, he became Galtitan again, and Xiao Peng instantly became acquainted with God. The lineup defected to the wizard lineup, this role changed so fast! "That. Aksuak, what the **** is the angakkuq you just mentioned?"

"Uh..." This time it was Aksuak's turn to be speechless. His current mood is the same as when Xiao Peng asked Kiri Patriarch Francis just now, when Kiri Patriarch was in the same mood, he is now beginning to doubt himself, whether it is right to let Xiao Peng be the'Great Shaman' It was still wrong. After a while, Aksuak pointed to Xiao Peng and said, "Great shaman, in fact, you are angakkuq. That is our Inuktitut, meaning wizard or shaman, but you are big angakkuq. At present, all of our tribes are small angakkuq."

Xiao Peng gave him a white look: "The shaman is just a shaman. What do you do with so many rare terms, bully me, don't you understand?"

Aksuak was going crazy, and said with a sneer: "Great shaman, this is a habit for me, just a habit..."

Patriarch Kiri looked at Xiao Peng and became a great shaman. He was also anxious: "Xiao, don't be so anxious to make a conclusion, we still have discussions!"

Aksuak's eyes glared: "What else are you discussing? Didn't you hear what our big shaman said? What are you going to do? Still wanting to grab someone from us? Believe it or not, I ask the world media for help, saying that you are bullied by the Eastern Catholic Church. Minority? Besides, this is the Republic of Sakha! The inheritance of Shamanism here is no less than that of your Eastern Catholic Church! Is it okay for you to do not make, make, divide, and split?"

Xiao Peng was stunned when he heard it. The world media asked for help? Make-make-divide-split?

Whoever talks about the Inuit lagging behind, Xiao Peng must have three big mouths at him!

This Nima is pure nonsense!