Godly Fisherman

Yang Meng, who was following, couldn't see the road conditions clearly, so: "What happened?"

Xiao Peng replied: "The highway is being expanded, and the speed limit is 70 kilometers."

"How much?" Yang Meng's voice shouted, "Seventy? There are places in the city where you can run 80, but you can run 70 on the highway?"

Xiao Peng sighed: "Hua Xia Highway is so headstrong, let's drive slowly, damn, we can't do anything faster now."

Yang Meng asked, "What's wrong?"

Xiao Peng stopped the car directly: "There is a traffic jam."

"What?" Yang Meng and Feng Jianting screamed in exclamation over the radio. George Button is so big that the two cars behind can't see the front. "Is it blocked badly?" Yang Meng asked.

Xiao Peng did not answer him. Instead, he opened the door of the car and walked down, waving at the car behind.

"As for?" Yang Meng asked when he opened the door and leaned forward.

Xiao Peng sighed: "I finally know why there are fewer cars in the city, and they all ran up the highway. It seems that there was a car accident ahead, and even the emergency road was blocked. Some people are waiting now."

Yang Meng scolded the street angrily: "Don't those fools who take the emergency road know that they will be deducted points? They are smart and know how to take the emergency road? Now, the police car can't get through, let's get stuck together! "

Xiao Peng shrugged: "In China, there is never a shortage of such'smart people', and always have a fluke mentality, and always feel that bad things always happen to others, not to themselves. When it is really not caught. Dumbfounded, pretend to be innocent."

"How long will I have to wait for this special? The police car can't get through, what should I do?" Yang Meng said angrily. He tilted his head and saw that there were people driving into the emergency lane. After entering, he found that the emergency lane was also blocked, and he couldn't get in. Can't get out.

"Fuck your family bastards, what do you occupy in the emergency? This bad traffic is caused by your bastards!" Yang Meng shouted directly at the window.

"Who is so nosy?" The man in the car over there was also a violent temper. Hearing Yang Meng cursing, several people got out of the car and looked for who was cursing.

"Fuck, dare to get out of the car? Do you want to challenge me? I gave you a face, right!" Yang Meng opened the door directly and got up from the EV2 tank, looking at the few people.

"Dad, is Uncle Mengzi okay?" Seeing Yang Meng arguing with others, Wei Ya looked nervous.

Xiao Peng took out two apples: "Weiya, do you want to eat apples?"

Wei Ya froze for a moment: "Dad, you still want to eat apples? Don't you worry about Uncle Mengzi?"

Xiao Peng wiped the apple and handed it to Wei Ya: "I would rather worry about when the sun will go out, and I have no time to worry about your son-in-law's loss. Hurry up and eat the apple, and when you're done, Dad will teach you to play the shakuhachi. Do you study?"

Xiao Weiya took the Apple, but still looked carefully in the rearview mirror, worried about Yang Meng's safety.

After a few people on the emergency lane got out of the car, they followed the source of the sound and saw Yang Meng standing on the EV2 tank at a glance.

"I'm going, tank!" Several people were a little dumbfounded.

"Kyoto Garrison Military Brand..."

"Brothers, forget it, I can't afford this..."

Several people were instantly withered. Stopped and looked at Yang Meng.

"What do you look at? The violation is justified? Who is used to your stinky problems! Get out of here!" Yang Meng pointed to the few people.

Several people in the illegal car looked at Yang Meng, whispered in their mouths, but did not dare to argue loudly, and walked back into the car dejectedly.

Xiao Ge's eyes were full of little stars: "Uncle Mengzi, you are more vigorous than the most ruthless boss in our hometown, are you Chinese fishermen so powerful?"

Yang Meng directly knocked Xiao Ge a Mao Li: "What is your hometown? You remember it clearly, you are also from Huaxia now! Remember, no matter when, you have to travel all over the world with reason. Sumi, as long as you are on your side, you will be full of confidence whenever you have confidence. With confidence, you are not afraid of anything, just like those rubbish." Xiao Peng pointed to a few people in the illegal car and raised the volume purposely. "Like those few rubbish, they are all poor bugs! Weak people who gather together, if they are only by themselves, believe it or not, they dare not even get off the car. That is a group of bluffing rubbish. What a special thing. I'm talking about you, what do you see! Let's take your heads off!"

The few people who got off the car just turned their heads to the other side in the car. . . . . .

Xiao Ge stared at Yang Meng, "Uncle Mengzi, you are too mighty. I also want to learn from you, to be a man who is not afraid of everything. If you see something that is not pleasing to the eye, I will hit him."

Yang Meng shook his head and said, "Remember, men have power, not to bully. Men's power is to protect people, protect their loved ones, protect their lovers, protect the weak, etc. As men, When encountering things, you must remember that you have to stand up and protect those around you."

Xiao Ge and Xiao Yi were confused, but they nodded seriously.

Everyone saw that the highway was heavily blocked, and they all got out of the car and got together to chat.

Wei Ya asked Xiao Peng: "Dad, why are there not many cars in the city today, but there are so many cars on high speed?"

Xiao Peng replied without thinking: "This is the China feature. Who makes the highway free during the holidays, so everyone squeezes out to travel during this time."

"What? Does it cost money to drive on the highway in China?" Wei Ya asked.

"Of course, there is no free lunch in the world. Of course it will cost money to take the highway." Feng Jianting said.

Xiao Weiya continued to ask: "Isn't the road a national infrastructure? Why do the people have to spend money?"

Xiao Yi interjected: "If the people take money like this, wouldn't it become a highway that the people spend money to build? How can this be national infrastructure?"

Xiao Peng was shocked. There was really no way to explain this problem, so he shrugged and said, "Follow him, let us pay if we pay, and don't let you take the highway if you don't."

"Then the high-speed cost is expensive?" Xiao Yi asked.

Xiao Peng thought for a while: "An ordinary car from Qindao to Chang'an costs about 600 or 700 dollars in gas, while the toll cost 550. You say it is not expensive. It is also because of this, it is like the National Day. There are particularly many cars on the highway during the free time period."

Xiao Yi tapped his tongue. Wei Ya raised her hand: "Dad, I have a question."

"Say" Xiao Peng's mood was unbeautiful because of the traffic jam.

Wei Ya: "Is this a highway or a parking lot?"

"Uh......."

Yang Meng came over and said, "What's the matter, I shouldn't listen to you. What about driving by car? Whoever driving by car in China is a fool."

Xiao Peng gave him a white look: "At that time, when I said that when traveling by car, you jumped high and agreed. Who doesn't know that you just want to show off your tank?"

"Uh..." Yang Meng said nothing.

However, Xiao Peng agrees with Yang Meng's statement, and traveling by car in China is indeed a rather stupid behavior. Especially to far away places.

It is hard to drive along this road. In case of a traffic jam or an accident, there will be no thoughts of playing. If you really have to drive, take a plane or high-speed rail to reach the destination and rent a car, it is definitely much easier than driving from start to finish!

Xiao Peng and others played poker on the highway for two hours before the traffic started to move slowly.

"Hey, Xiao Peng, do you think we can reach Xi'an before the end of the month at this speed?" Yang Meng's depressed voice came from the intercom.

No wonder he was depressed. How could this be called a highway? The entire high-speed parking lot took three or four hours before walking about a hundred kilometers. At this speed, can he reach Xi'an in the Year of the Monkey?

Xiao Peng looked at the crowded cars and said, "This was caused by a car accident just now. It will be fine after this section of the road. As long as the car starts running, it will still be very fast." Xiao Peng also began to think of his own idea of ​​traveling by car. Very silly =- forced.

Yang Meng complained, "You said that an hour ago."

"Uh..." Xiao Peng was completely speechless, Yang Meng said that the traffic has been moving forward for more than an hour, but it is still very slow. Xiao Peng cheered everyone up: "Don't worry, as long as there is no traffic jam, the speed will soon rise. Fuck..."

Before Xiao Peng finished speaking, he exploded in foul language, fearing what would come, why there was a traffic jam again! And at first glance, the traffic in front began to be motionless again.

How long will this Nima be blocked?

"Dad, I'm hungry." Wei Ya looked at Xiao Peng pitifully. Xiao Peng sighed, stopped the car, climbed to the roof of the car and looked forward with a telescope. Leaning on me, someone got out of the car to play badminton? Is this all ready for a protracted war?

Xiao Peng jumped off the roof of the car, and Yang Meng was already familiar with the road and came over with poker: "Continue to fight?"

"What are you fighting for! Eat!" Xiao Peng said angrily.

Feng Jianting said with a flattering look: "Lao Zhangren, I bought a lot of food, and I have all kinds of bread, ham and drinks in my car."

"Can you eat that stuff?" Xiao Peng gave him a white glance. Yang Meng had already ran back to the tank and brought out the folding tables and chairs out of the carriage, as well as a complete set of kitchen utensils and sun umbrellas.

Can I not bring these things when I go out for a picnic?

Xiao Peng was even more straightforward. He took out all kinds of seafood directly from the refrigerator in the car, and made a seafood feast for everyone. The depressed mood of the stomach was better because of the good food.

Everyone ate here happily, but everyone did not know that the netizens on the Internet were already noisy at this time.

What kind of Weibo friends circle, there are photos of Xiao Peng and others everywhere.

Originally, George Button, the Dodge Challenger, and the team lineup of a tank were already attractive enough.

Especially the EV2 tank, who would not take pictures when they met? In the traffic jam just now, countless people ran to a few cars to take selfies. This has caused a sensation on the Internet.

Others let the traffic jam be depressed. This is good. They just started to sit by the car and eat seafood.

This Nima's life is really chic!