Godly Fisherman

"Huh?" Xiao Peng took a sip of the food on the table and his eyes lit up: "Wow, the bacon here is really good. I suggest everyone to try it. The bacon tastes great. ."

After listening to Xiao Peng's words, almost all the ladies shook their heads collectively except Xiao Peng's children and Feng Jianting. What does this mean?

"Don't you all eat bacon?" Xiao Peng asked curiously. Bacon refers to pork-smoked meat products. It originally referred to smoked ribs or smoked salty tenderloin. Later, other parts of the smoked meat were also called bacon and bacon.

All over the world, as long as it is a place where pigs are produced, there is bacon, but the method and name are different. In China, people generally call it bacon.

The answer to Xiao Peng this time is Zhuo Dandeng: "Reports say that bacon is carcinogenic, and that it has too much impact on the human body. Many experts have come out to say that this must be true, so we are not Eat bacon..."

Xiao Peng was completely speechless: "I really defeated you. You all said that bacon contains carcinogens. In fact, this substance is not the nitrite produced by pickling bacon, but the incomplete pickling leads to nitrous acid and nitrous acid. The imide produced by the chemical reaction of the meat, or the harmful substances in the smoke during smoking, did not clean up the coke and tar that quietly adhered to the surface of the meat. Like this kind of light and clean bacon, they are no problem, delicious and delicious. Safe." Xiao Peng took a bite of bacon after speaking.

"But so many experts have spoken out, and there are scientific data." Zhuo Dandeng retorted.

Xiao Peng shrugged: "We in China have a custom of smoked meat for thousands of years. There are so many delicious foods such as charcoal smoked, smoked, and various smoked foods. As long as they are made properly, everyone can eat with confidence. This is definitely not a few. Unreliable experts can be overthrown. This is purely an exaggeration. These experts have this virtue, grasping a concept and then sticking to death, it looks like this is the truth. Breathing air may also cause cancer. Why don’t they let people stop breathing? According to this statement, everyone should not eat anything. Eating everything these days may cause cancer. Everyone queues up to cultivate immortals... Or starve to death!"

After hearing Xiao Peng's words, everyone laughed.

Eminem had already eaten up when Xiao Peng said that the bacon tasted good. At this time, he said: "There is one thing you may not know. I will tell you a secret: Xiao’s cooking skills are absolutely no less than any Michelin three-star chef. He can tell it tastes good, and it must taste good, everyone try this Bacon."

After Eminem finished talking, everyone still didn't eat bacon, but looked at Xiao Peng with bright eyes. A man who can cook is always like a woman, so what kind of man is more like a woman than a man who can cook What? The answer is a man with superb cooking skills.

Obviously, Xiao Peng belongs to this list.

Sure enough, Taylor Swift said with bright eyes: "I don't know when I can taste Xiao's craftsmanship?"

Kim Kardashian is also not to be outdone: "Xiao, I just want to have a big party next week, are you here to show it?"

Looking at the other women, it was obviously the same. Xiao Peng quickly coughed: "Well, thank you all for coming to San Francisco to greet me. To show my gratitude, I have prepared some small gifts for you. I hope you will like them." After speaking, put the backpack on the table and take out the small boxes one by one. As long as the people who come, one small box for each person, and two children with children like Bloomberg and Eminem. .

Kim Kardashian took the small box and smiled and said, "What kind of gift is this? It looks like everyone is the same? I'll talk about it first, Xiao Peng, if I'm not satisfied, I can ask for a gift." After that, he smiled. Open the small box: "Oh, my goodness!" Kim Kardashian exclaimed, covering her mouth.

Taylor Swift looked at Kim Kardashian, with a trace of disdain on his face, and opened the small box: "Look at how strange you are... Oh my god!"

After the other women opened the box, the expressions on their faces were all shocked. Even Bloomberg opened the box and said, "Xiao Peng, you are such a big deal. I survived seventy. For the first time in many years, I saw this kind of stuff."

Eminem said, "Xiao, I actually want to know, how did you put diamonds in this beryl?"

To put it simply, Xiao Peng’s gift to everyone is just to dig a hole in the beryl, put the diamond Sergey gave himself into the beryl, and then plug the dug hole, so that it looks like it is A diamond grows in the beryl.

Of course, Xiao Peng used some special witchcraft techniques, so the diamonds in the entire beryl were so close that there was no trace of the cut, and it felt like a diamond had grown in the beryl!

It's no wonder that Eminem asks that. It seems too incredible. It can only be described in three words: "unscientific".

Xiao Peng smiled slightly: "This is a secret. Because time is limited, I can only do this step. You can choose to wear it directly, or you can find a jeweler to make the emeralds on the outside into your own. The shape you like, of course, you can also smash the emerald directly and take out the diamond inside, which is what you like."

After listening to Xiao Peng's words, everyone recovered and broke the emerald to take out the diamond? That's what fools do! The most pleasant surprise was that the girls who were called by Kim Kardashian and Taylor Swift to meet Xiao Peng for the first time received such gifts themselves. Originally, it was to give the two people face to cheer, but I did not expect to get a big deal and get such a baby.

Eminem smiled and said, "It's a pity that 50cent and JAY-Z can't come."

"By the way, where did they go?" Xiao Peng was also curious. It's fine if JAY-Z can't come, but why didn't 50cent come? Although 50cent is a New Yorker, like Eminem, he is a rap character on the West Coast. San Francisco should be a 50cent base.

Eminem pointed to Kim Kardashian and said, "I have to ask Kim's husband."

Xiao Peng wondered, what's the matter with Kanye? Kim Kardashian’s husband, Kanye West, is nicknamed Kanye.

Eminem said: "There was a music event in Los Angeles and Kanye was invited, but Kanye's East Coast rap imprint is too strong. A few days ago, he wrote and scolded West Coast singers, so safety was lost. In the end, there was no way, I found JAY-Z, and through him I found 50cent, and let the two of them go to the battle. After all, 50cent’s reputation here is there, and his safety can be guaranteed."

Xiao Peng suddenly realized, and asked: "The competition between East Coast Rap and West Coast Rap is still fierce?"

Eminem nodded: "I still shot the gun if he didn't agree. The rapper'XXXTentacion' was killed by a single shot in Miami a few days ago. The singers on the East Bank suspect that someone from the West Bank did it, because His song "Look at Me" is suspected of provoking West Coast rap. So the relationship between the two sides is getting more tense now. It is not a good time for Kanye to participate in music activities at this time. It is prone to problems. But with JAY- Z and 50cent are there, there should be no problem."

Xiao Peng smiled: "There are really not many rappers like you and 50cent who are born in the east and famous in the west to play in the whole star-strand country. Looking at it this way, you are indeed lucky."

Eminem nodded and said, "Yeah, I think so too..."

"If you are famous, you have to worry about getting shots. There really is no one." Xiao Peng sighed.

"Don't you Huaxia not rap?" Taylor Sweiford asked curiously.

"We in China only have'things similar to rap.' Like the rap lyrics, such as'show off wealth','violence','erotic','brothers', etc., all because this is the daily life of a rapper, and in China What about the side? Or groan more without illness. Let me tell you a joke. We have a well-known rap show in China, a Chinese-American Xiaoxian Rou from the Maple Leaf Country nicknamed'Rap Wang Yuyan' criticizes a group of Chinese rappers. As a member of the Maple Leaf country, I still hate others for not being Chinese." Xiao Peng said with a look of disgust.

"Xiao, what is'Rap Wang Yuyan'?" Eminem asked puzzledly.

"Oh, Wang Yuyan is a character in one of our Huaxia novels. It sounds like the world is invincible, but it's not that kind of fart. Now our Huaxia.com is holding a tear-up battle." Xiao Peng gave the answer.

After listening, everyone laughed together.

The biggest difference between the Stars and Stripes entertainment circle and the Huaxia Entertainment circle is that if two entertainment stars in China are torn apart, in fact, the fans of both sides are torn apart. The stars also pay attention to their image. This is not the case for the Stars and Stripes country. Tore it is to tear it by name and name, pop music tore it is the **** of war, that is Taylor Swift, tore Kanye tore the gold Kardashian, and what is more interesting is her and the "fruit sister" Katy Perry. Tear the war.

Originally, these two people were still good best friends. I will join you in your concert, and you will join me in my concert. However, in 2012, the friendship between the two was turned over and Taylor wrote the song directly to open up the fruit sister. The reason should be because of the attribution of Guoguo's three dancing partners, but Xiao Peng is more willing to believe that it is because Guoguo's relationship with John Mayer was exposed. Well, John Meyer, who has won five Grammy Awards, is also one of Taylor's 84 ex-boyfriends. So the two sides began to tear up the battle, from 2012 to today. . . . . .

It's okay to say that the pop music world is torn, that is, to write songs and scold each other, and then the fans on both sides fight each other, and the rap musicians are fighting each other.